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A little song to remember the good times. Jajajaja....

By Man Tequila on Nov 11, 2007, 10:54 in Off Topic.

Man Tequila says on Nov 11, 2007, 11:02:

I don't often use the word "tragedy". But given how I like to sing, and know the words to so many songs, the fact that my voice sucks is the greatest tragedy that has ever, ever happened.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 11, 2007, 11:23:

Man T, Same thing here...I know the words for pretty much every popular song from the 1990-2005 period...and I sing like shit...but that doesn't keep me from doing karaoke, serenading bf and making an ass of myself. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....I am sure you have little hang ups when it comes of laughing at yourself. Right?

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 11:30:

Man T why would you be afraid? You'd just come out with lovely love poems like last night jajaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 11:32:

Oops just to clarify we weren't together last night, MT posted a few poems on PBH while drunk last night....

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 11:36:

Hey guys what was your most embarrassing drunk moment?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 11, 2007, 11:45:

Hmm, I usually have all my embarrassing moments while sober. I am the most boring drunk ever, my most embarrassing moments are normal drunk moments...hugging porcelain god and swearing up and down Ill never drink again. I remember getting home, puking, making a mess of myself and having my nanny or bf putting me in the shower, showering me like a baby, brushing my teeth, putting pjs on and putting me in bed. I stopped drinking myself sick because of that...

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 11:56:

OMG that is way more embarrassing than mine! You naught girl...

Well I make a rule of never drinking more than 2 or max 3 drinks in public, as I get tipsy straight away, but one night with a few g/friends here at my place we were listening to vallenatos and musica vieja, my friend was going through a divorce...

So we all got really sentimental and were laughing and crying at the same time, singing our hearts out, they laughed at me every time I got up to get something as I'd be swaying side to side..so anyway, as I was trying to keep up with them I got so drunk I was knocked out, but shock horror when I woke up I had the phone in my hand and had called 3 people including my sis to tell her how much I loved her, aaahhhh!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:16:

My most embarrassing moment while drunk was in Colombia, one Christmas, we were drinking with some friends at a Christmas party in the kiosk of the Conjunto where my mother lives, it was about 3AM and we all decided to jump in the swimming pool with clothes and all, i remember throwing myself down the slide with my brother and sisters jaja, suddenly the celador came and told us that we weren't allowed to go into the swimming pool after 10pm, so he told us to get out, my sister told the celador to help her to get out of the pool as she reached for his hand she pull him in into the pool! he was NOT amused and we all got out as fast as we could! We got home at 6AM, wet, and with hangovers. next day or the same day really hehe the reception of the conjunto called to informed us we all had been issued with a fine opps. One of my friends who also jumped in the pool was wearing a pair of cowboy boots, those boot can't be put to dry directly in the sun because they will get damage I think because of the type of leather that they are made from, Needless to say he couldn't got to his farm for days as his boots to several days to dry.and he needed the boots to work on the farm
I was so embarrassed for weeks , didn't show my face near the pool for several days..and stayed well clear of alcohol. :((((

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:19:

Kat I can imagine your poor mum and the shame of it...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Man Tequila says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:23:

Well, CK, I really don't have much of a hang-up laughing at myself. I make fun of myself all the time and so do all my friends and family, it's what Canadians do. I see some serious things, but I take life a lot less seriously than you would think. Who said I was afraid to sing? And making an ass of myself is basically my permanent pastime here on PBH. I occasionally get drunk at weddings.

A few people think I am too serious, but not for very long. I can see how I give that impression here though, and I really have had a tough week. I like it when people make fun of me, as long as it is witty.

I have NO qualms about going up on a karaoke stage, and my enthusiastic but badly sung rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody"never fails to bring down the house. But I was joking, there is nothing tragic about not being able to sing. And I'll ignore you when you tell me ferme ta gueule. ;)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:24:

funny enough Mona after a couple of days she was laughing her head off, specially that my friend the one with the cowboy boots, was a "respectable" neighbor never in problems always a goody goody and looked where he ended up, everytime my mum passed his house and saw his boots drying up on the sitting room she laughed :)))

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Colombiche says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:28:

My most embarrassing drunk moments was at a Latin club. I was dancing with some guy who was almost as drunk as me. He was trying to show off his moves so he dipped me, he didn't dip me properly so I landed on the floor right on the back of my head, legs up in the air. When I tried to get up, I fell again, brought another girl down with me and broke the heel of my shoe. When I walked off the dance floor, I was missing a heel and had beer all over the back of my dress. I sat at a nearby table and started bawling over my shoe.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:28:

Kat's mom :"They're all adopted, I swear!"
Mona, I have never understood the whole dial-happy deal...Most of my friends are like that. I remember being a good girl and staying in on friday nights and receiving a phone call at around 3 or 4 am...Just like Andres Lopez "Marikis, la amo...estoy muy borracha viejis...que hago con este tipo que me encanta...lo llamo? O no lo llamo?" and me just "Uh? WTF?"

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:31:

Kat to me that's the kind of occasion to get drunk, where you're around your family and you know you're safe to. It's nice when there are good memories and you provide some laughs for people you love, like your mamá;-)

Your sister sounds like alot of fun too, sounds like that mischievous streak runs in the family, no?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:32:

I have one or two embarrassing moments in the past but nothing that i regret or be terrible shameful, i have never been in a situation where i am not in total control of myself, i don't get that drunk

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:32:

CK LOL!!!!

I kept saying "cesond" in a cut glass posh english accent, "I'll hang up in a cesond darling" jajaja

I was soo thankful no one else answered there phone at that ungodly hour.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:34:

Kat that's it, that's what I fear about getting drunk in public, the los of control you have over yourself, the thought of that mortifies me enough to make sure I don't go past the "bacano" stage, where everythings funny and nice..

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:35:

Once when I was 20, I was a new years eve party at my friend's house. I got really plastered. The next day she told me that I had decided to flirt with her 15 year old brother. Apparently I kept hugging him and telling him "why can't you be 5 years older, you are my soul mate". According to my friend he was hugging me back and telling me "It's okay, we can be soulmates now, you don't have to wait until I am 20...".

I felt like the dirtiest cougar under the sun.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:37:

LOL CK she said, sorry wrong house

I agree Mona and my mum understand that, she is happy when we all having a good time, thanks god we are not the kind of drunks that get into fights, My sister is a laugh and so my brother I always have a good time when I am in Colombia with them. I miss them :(

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:37:

You dirty cow! cradle snatcher! He must've thought he was in seventh heaven, just out of curiosity, do you recall anything after that?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:38:

Kat pobresita, tough being away from family, especially when you get on so well, do they live in Colombia? Maybe I'll get drunk with them sometime ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:39:

Colombiche your perv...but never fear, I've heard Man T looks 16 when he shaves his beard.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Colombiche says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:40:

Ha ha ha, no, I don't recall anything at all. My friend says we were hugging and she had to pry us appart. That was possibly the dirtiest thing I ever did in my life LOL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:41:

Yeah right colombiche!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:43:

Hey, I was only 20... it was only a 5 year difference.
That was embarrassing, I recall nothing, just a big fog.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:47:

Do you guys remember billyb's story of when he crept into the maids room when he got back drunk from partying in Colombia? When he came out the next morning she was cracking up and to this day he doesn't know if that's a good or bad thing LOL

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:47:

If she was cracking up the next morning, it was probably NOT a good thing....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:48:

Oops well I knew that, as a woman would of course, but I don't think we should tell him that jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:49:

Maybe she just enjoyed herself?

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:51:

Well that's what we'd like the poor lamb to believe, but honestly can you imagine? Maybe it was her remembering his version of drunken sweet talk jaja

Mamacita, desde que la vi...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:53:

Maybe she was remembering him falling asleep in the middle of it... jajaja.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:54:

Another time was on Valentines day,me and another went to spend valentines at one our best friend house, she used to be married to a millionaire, he took us, his kid and my kids to a nice Hotel to had dinner, he gave me and my friend a gold necklace with a diamond!as a valentine presents and I remember he bought expensive wines and champagne, i didn't want to mix but hell everything was so top quality I couldn't said no.. there was special show for valentines day at the hotel a disco included. i remember dancing Abba and all those 70's song I thought I was a dancing queen, much to my kids embarrassments jeje
at the end of the evening we all head back to my friend's house, we took two cars one a Range Rover belong to my friend and the other an Astra belong to her son's friend, i wanted to go in the astra with her son my son and his friends!! and i was telling them" move over boys i am going with you", no way they said and kicked me out of the car huh! my friends who were also tipsy took me back to the Range R. as I climbed this car I hit my head, didn't feel nothing that night but next day I woke up with a chichon on my forehead, i saw my friend crawling on the floor trying to find her glasses and suddenly i panicked i couldn't find my necklaces i search the room and nothing, i told my friend where I put it and she didn't know, i thought i am a dead woman, run outside the house, making sure my friend's husband didn't see me look for the Range R and pray that the doors were unlocked, thank god they were I opened the door carefully and look in the back seat and to my relief my bag and the necklace were there!!!.He saw my chichon and said what happened to me and i said i hit myself with the bathroom door opps

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:54:

OMG colombiche that would be terrible!!! Jajajaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:58:

Kat that was close, a new diamond is good enough motive for getting drunk if you ask me..
So he was one of those generous type millionaires, they're marvelous people ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 11, 2007, 13:02:

he is very generous, he divorced my friend this year, she was unfaithful to him. I still much in contact with him, but with his ex-wife I lost contact, I think she felt ashamed as the guy she run off with, left her and went back to his wife. On the divorce settlement she got 4 millions pound and the marital home which it's VERY NICE.

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 13:08:

That's sad for him, that she go away with all that after what she did to him, he probably knew what he was getting into with her anyway.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 11, 2007, 13:36:

Oh Kat that sucks. Ive heard many stories of the sort, my aunt got married to this millionaire and he traded her in for a newer model. They moved to Spain and my stupid aunt still thinks he will come back to her, after 7 years...she spends most of her time too ratarsed to function. And she owns an absolutely gorgeous home up in Hampstead with driver and pool...everything paid for by divorce settlement. But she can't see beyond him leaving her...
Speaking of which I think shes a dial-happy drunk too...

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 11, 2007, 13:44:

JAJAJAJ I like that a dial-happy drunk lol

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Man Tequila says on Nov 11, 2007, 13:47:

I hear some good drinking stories but they tend to involve other people. My first year of uni was the only time I have ever been anything remotely close to a heavy drinker.

I was on vacation with some friends. We wandered into town looking for booze, and dídn't bother looking at the map since our beach hotel was located fairly close to a big lighthouse. We drank a little too much at a few too many places. The streets seemed like a maze when it came time to go home. Fortunately, we merely had to follow the bright light back to our hotel. Unfortunately, after walking many miles, we found ourselves on this massive tarmack. We heard this mighty roar and saw an airplane descend towards us -- terribly huge, not all that close. Obviously, the bright light we had followed turned out to belong to the control tower at the local airport. See, that COULDN'T happen in Toronto.

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 13:52:

Thanks for the dial-happy drunk reference CK, charming.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 13:53:

Man T at least you guys were sober enough to make a run for it, and didn't collapse on the tarmac, doesnt bear thinking about...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Man Tequila says on Nov 11, 2007, 13:59:

I don't think we were very close to the plane. So many lights and people around when a plane is landing -- I still don't know how we ended up on the runway.

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Dan says on Nov 11, 2007, 13:59:

First of all... that video is horrible!!
Second... Kat, sounds like you had a great pool party ;-)

As far as drunk stories... I can honestly say that I've been drunk once in my life. No funny stories... sorry.

God Bless America!

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 14:01:

Dan that's worse than being caught drunk on a runway,,,

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Dan says on Nov 11, 2007, 14:09:

ok then Mona... how about I go visit you in the UK and you Kat and who ever else is there can change it so that I can have a story to pass on.

God Bless America!

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 11, 2007, 14:09:

LMAO Mona, I didnt mean it like that...

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 14:17:

Thanks to CK people viewing PBH content will refer to Mona this way
"You know that dial-happy drunk, the one that lives in Parsons Green"..

Dan, I'm sure a few interesting stories could come of it, but we'd have to make sure there'd be no swimming pools around or we'll freeze our asses off with Kat's antics.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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MitchAlvarez says on Nov 11, 2007, 14:28:

Video is funny as hell. Ive had way to many funny drunk moments in my life. None involving singing thank God. lol I know my limitations.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 14:29:

Man T you haven't told us what your friends thought of colombian music?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Dan says on Nov 11, 2007, 14:33:

what? no indoor pools? ;-) jajaja
We'll see what we can come up with ;-)

God Bless America!

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 14:34:

Mitch so you've never done a drunken serenata? You haven't lived ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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MitchAlvarez says on Nov 11, 2007, 14:36:

Mona if i sang drunk or sober your right, i might not have lived to tell the story. believe me when i tell you this, de cantante me muero de hambre.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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LA_MONA says on Nov 11, 2007, 14:40:

Jajaja pobre ;-(
At least you don't have delusions of being able to sing as some do when under the influence, only very close friends have seen me sing, and that's because they're singing along too, so I'm safe. Of course if I were anything like Man T and CK, I wouldn't mind making an ass of myself (right back at ya CK!) but I do mind, alot. ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Man Tequila says on Nov 11, 2007, 14:59:

I went to the wedding of a good friend, they had a miniature golf set-up. People would take turns -- when they sank the ball the couple had to kiss. I was way too drunk to putt the ball ten feet into in the hole, while four hundred people watched, and after a few minutes had the humiliation of having a six year old kid sent to help me out. I haven't drunk much at weddings since then.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 11, 2007, 15:28:

I've never sung while drunk I know my limits hehehee

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slguy says on Nov 11, 2007, 15:39:

Buncha amateurs. ;)

Until you've insisted on singing country songs WAY off key in front of 350 wedding guests, then spent 40 minutes talking to some hotel clerk in Tokyo (from D.C.) - you have no idea what "huh????" first thing when you wake really means. jajajajajjajaja

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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dwmte7 says on Nov 11, 2007, 18:33:

i can't say i've never been drunk, as i have...however, only a few times. and being the serious capricorn that i am, i've always felt that being beside ones self and not in control--i'm a serious control freak (over myself)--i always found to be a luxory i couldn't afford. soooooo, i'm basically a stoic bore in those settings where drunkenness is the norm. maybe that's why i'm basically a loner...internally, that is. it seems that for the majority of my life, i've always been the oldest one in the crowd and held that as a responsibility, of sorts, to remain sober and in control...there i go again

dwmte

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houstongal says on Nov 12, 2007, 09:52:

dwmte7....another capricorn on the board.....

I've been drunk multiple times in my teens and 20's and got sick on so many different liquors over the years that I refrain from drinking anything stronger than a margarita. Being a partying sorority girl in college didn't help either. Now, I'm tipsy with a glass of wine. Mona and I should go drinking together as we can probably keep up with eacher other quite nicely!

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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Man Tequila says on Nov 12, 2007, 09:58:

Are you still going to Buenos Aires, HoustonGal?

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houstongal says on Nov 12, 2007, 10:43:

Yup, I'll be there. I just don't know if I will be coming a week earlier or not. I sent out an email today asking if they want to move up the audit a week. Hopefully they'll get back to me this week. If it does get moved up, I would tack on a few days of vacation at the end instead. You coming down?

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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podborski says on Nov 12, 2007, 18:28:

when I was about 16 my older brother had a party and managed to convince my parents to leave for a few hours, so I took the opportunity to sneak into my room with my girlfriend.

Unfortunately dad surprised me by coming home early and barging into my room to find me in bed with my topless gf.

He stood there demanding we get out of there immediately, but of course she could not find her bra or shirt anywhere, jajaja. Dad got an eyeful anyway.

I don't know who was more embarassed, me, my dad or the girl. I think the girl was, she refused to ever come back to my house, even though we still dated for about a year after that.

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slguy says on Nov 12, 2007, 22:54:

Dammit, pod. I was just on the verge of having cleared my memory of one of my worst youthful indiscretions - and you dredged it back up for me. Strange girl, irate-appearing father, MASSIVE hangover, MIA car (mine).

Thanks.

BTW, the wedding singing? "You never even called me by my name" - David Allen Coe. Anyone here with a country enough background to know that classic tune gets a free beer on me, any time, any place. *sigh*

Jesus. Anybody else wanna send me even further into red-faced shame? :-) I seem to be on a roll the last few days.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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LA_MONA says on Nov 13, 2007, 00:53:

"He stood there demanding we get out of there immediately, but of course she could not find her bra or shirt anywhere, jajaja. Dad got an eyeful anyway."

Podski sounds like you had strict parents like mine, but they could have given you a bit of privacy, if I was the girl I would have asked your dad to get out!

I had a little b/friend once and he used to come over on saturday's and we'd listen to music, I had to keep the door wide open all the time and my parents would constantly pass by the door or bring us stuff to eat and drink, we still managed some sneaky kisses of course ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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podborski says on Nov 13, 2007, 05:41:

my dad was great, not all that strict, but he was quite religious and extremely conservative. But no way in the world would mom or dad leave me alone in a room with a girl, at any age.

My mom is getting quite liberal as she gets older, but she was shocked when staying at my brother's place recently the boyfriend of my 19 year old niece showed up at the breakfast table.

She pulled me aside to ask if he had actually slept over or if he just arrived at the house early, jajaja.

I am quite extremely liberal, but I have to say, I'd struggle a bit with the idea of my teenage daughter's bf staying over...I'm not sure I want to hear them having sex. or that I want to have breakfast with some guy I barely know. Of course they are going to be having sex, but I don't need to be right there, ya know?

Anyway, guess I won't have to worry about that problem anytime (or anytime soon).

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Man Tequila says on Nov 13, 2007, 06:31:

My parents would constantly bring us stuff to eat and drink...

"Here, dear, I made you kids some popcorn. But I can only carry two kernels at a time..."

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christobeldawg says on Nov 13, 2007, 07:31:

That was so that you would not later allow girls to sleep over MT.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Man Tequila says on Nov 13, 2007, 08:46:

My parents were fairly liberal. They didn't allow sleep overs but didn't check up on the girls either.

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 13, 2007, 10:36:

My parents are moderates, my mom a bit more conservative. My dad, however, came home one night an caught me and bf watching a movie on his bed (my dad's) and he politely pulled me aside and said he wanted bf out of his bed. SO I got mad and said "fine, as soon as the movie ends, but after that we are getting in my bed... and just to spite you, we are getting under the covers too." He said "whatever, just not in my bed" This was maybe last year...

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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morphus says on Nov 13, 2007, 11:00:

He must know you're not a virgin anymore.

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 13, 2007, 11:16:

My dad doesn't have silly hang ups on virginity or anything of the sort. He respects individuality and has always been extremely open regarding sex, drugs and politics.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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slguy says on Nov 13, 2007, 12:49:

It shows, CK. He raised a bright, caring daughter- he has much to be proud of.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 13, 2007, 12:54:

Thank you Slguy, that is very nice indeed. He better be proud damn it, I'm his spitting image character-wise!!!

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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podborski says on Nov 13, 2007, 14:47:

I can understand your dad CK, I wouldn't like some guy in my bed either, some things are just private. What next, he's gonna be using my toothbrush?

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morphus says on Nov 13, 2007, 14:49:

"He respects individuality and has always been extremely open regarding sex, drugs and politics"

Me too!

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 13, 2007, 23:15:

Morphus you're a neanderthal when it comes to virgitnity issues. Face it, you're doomed to a lonely life full of casual sex. A time will come in which you no longer find it satisfying...or perhaps a time will come in which no one will sleep with you because you've grown old, smelly and single.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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morphus says on Nov 14, 2007, 04:33:

Everybody grows old and smelly. It happens to married couples too. After a while it gets to the point where they are just roommates and don't want to look at each other. If I become old and smelly, I can always pay for some young tail. I seen a lot of old ugly guys in their 50s,60s,70s in Cuba and Costa Rica with 20 year old girls. They seemed very happy.
Anyway, I have a steady girl here in New York. She's from Peru. We have been together for 4 months. I've been faithful so far. I could have cheated on her numerous times. Lets see how long it takes before I become dysfunctional though...LOL

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eywed says on Nov 14, 2007, 09:43:

Morphus when the time come for you getting old you can feel free to skip the details on you becoming old and smelly.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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la campiña says on Nov 16, 2007, 18:13:

Why I do

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