why bother

morphus says on Apr 24, 2008, 12:07:

What if the boobs are natural DD? Could that lead to greater success?

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kalder says on Apr 24, 2008, 12:43:

I agree Mrs. The cult of celebrity is nauseating.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kalder says on Apr 24, 2008, 12:47:

A friend of mine's wife has breasts so large, that they're causing trauma to her back. She's having to have them reduced.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 24, 2008, 12:50:

Morphus natural or un-natural they can take you a long way here.
agree Kalder did you read about the wife or GF of that footballer Rooney, promoting her "book" and she admitted she didn't even write it, how sick! that is a girl who just finished High school didn't even got to college, got the most annoying accent and has made millions out of her BF success. what kind of example is this for young girls,,, they all want to be footballers wife now!!!

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slguy says on Apr 24, 2008, 13:05:

when i was living in brasil, 2 VERY popular talk show hostesses got their jobs thru starscrewing. one was dating ayrten senna when he died, the other had mick jagger's child.....

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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webmanco says on Apr 24, 2008, 15:40:

There is a growing concern in Colombia due that some parents are the ones suggesting titi´s implant do to their underage daugthers, due to the same reason, they believe the surgery, besides lifting those puchecas, also will lift their self steam and will get more opportunities in life.

The owner of the other blog had evidence that he collected overtime that he shared with the owner of this site at one point in time. I marked it, not as usefull but as Funny

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MaFe says on Apr 24, 2008, 16:36:

Kat, que tristesa no?
That's why Colombianas in Colombia are different....I still get disgusted by the fact that for quinceañeras birthday in Colombia they give them implants...que tristesa!

But why bother? Because there are some girls in Colombia who do go to college, and make something of themselves, because there are still some girls in Colombia who are against implants....hay un poco de esperanza?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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podborski says on Apr 25, 2008, 06:01:

Yeah kat I also wonder why guys bother to go to school, they should just learn to kick a round ball, or maybe grow long hair and scream into a microphone and all the women go crazy over them : )

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 25, 2008, 08:12:

My point is, there is some people studying hard, some getting into debts to make something of themselves then they go and ask for a job and they will say how much experience you got, or you are not suitable, yet some ignorant who just happen to married a footballer or a footballer that is thick as a pot of custard is suddenly well suitable to write a book or become a designer or even an agony aunt.

American not everything at Uni is bad, but i do know some people think that they made students not to think for themselves.

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esanch36 says on Apr 25, 2008, 08:35:

Hey....is it her fault that people are dumb enought to by the stuff????????? I say if theres a market for it,,do it. Mo money, mo money....Cheers Mrs. Rooney!!!!

All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12???

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esanch36 says on Apr 25, 2008, 08:37:

I also think its a good way to get people to watch the news if you have some big boobed blond nit wit....you can better infor the masses.

All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12???

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MaFe says on Apr 25, 2008, 09:19:

I don't think this just happens in Colombia Kat, everywhere....I don't agree with it....but it happens!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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MaFe says on Apr 25, 2008, 16:03:

American, very well put!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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travelingirl says on Apr 25, 2008, 16:19:

As I was always told.... Life isn't fair. Get used to it. lol

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 26, 2008, 11:51:

no i am not saying i s just Colombia i know is all over the world UNFORTUNATELY HERE IN THE UK I THINK IT'S WORSE

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dwmte7 says on Apr 26, 2008, 12:11:

sweet kat, all you have to do to be top of the heap is just be you. si o no?

douglas

dwmte

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docwilliam says on Apr 27, 2008, 22:37:

Hi kat......the university will pay off if the propper research is done on a good field of study and the student really wants to do what he/she is studying. Depending on the "big boobs" is a very superficial way to live life and prob. more stressful, as looking good is a 24hr deal (for these tv people).

"There's no time to panic"

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slguy says on Apr 29, 2008, 07:34:

i have never worked in the field i hold a degree in. i went to a very good, relatively small liberal arts school. over the years, when asked why i valued my education when i never really used the degree, i've always answered "career wasn't my educational goal. i wanted to learn, and along the way, they taught me to think more effectively" (although i can hear waves of laughter already, on this last part! ;) ).

i believe that sometimes, learning oughta be the goal, not the methodology.

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Cerealkiller says on Apr 29, 2008, 08:14:

Kat1 I know what you mean. It really is sickening to find all these wags who do absolute nothing getting headlines in mainstream newspapers. But hey, this is how you keep working class Britain stupid. Just visit the Daily Mail's webpage... its mind-boggling. But success is not measured by the amount of recognition one gets. I suppose it depends on the kind of person one is, I mean jobs are out there...getting a university education is important, who do you think manages global markets? Posh and Jordan? Not quite... Banking, finance, R&D and Legal fields require academic training and pay off huge dividends. How many working class people break out by kicking a ball around? Not many really... I believe its a wonderful way to make stupid people believe that they too can break through. It is also an unfortunate way to control society and it shows it backfires, just look a the worthless chav culture taking over Britain (and I'll stop there, because once I get to the chav issue I tend to puke in my mouth a little).

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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slguy says on Apr 29, 2008, 11:08:

chav? another brit term to confuse the rest of us? ;)

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travelingirl says on Apr 29, 2008, 11:46:

Yeah, I've never heard of it either.

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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travelingirl says on Apr 29, 2008, 11:51:

This is hilarious... I think I know what a "Chav" is now.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav

Looks like they wear a lot of fake Burberry clothes too. LOL

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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Cerealkiller says on Apr 29, 2008, 11:54:

What is a chav?

There are many definitions for chavs, I will post any I see, hear, find, on this page.

1. Chavs are people who try to make themselves look and feel better by dressing in (fake) designer clothing and only act ‘hard’ because they feel insecure.
2. People with ASBO’s.
3. Sociological underclass.
4. White trash.
5. Chav is another word for scum, only ’scummier’.
6. A backronym for ‘chav’ is ‘council housed and violent’ - whilst not a definiton, it sums up the attitudes of some people nicely.

http://chavs.john-dixon.co.uk/definition-of-chav/

1. A chav is probably best described as the lowest form of social England. They are a breed of half-human Jerry Springer trailer trash delinquents as young as 8 (Im guessing - it could be younger) with no max age by the looks of it. They can be found hanging around McDonalds, parks, fish and chip shops or tube stations in groups smoking and drinking. They wear imitation brand name tracksuits with boxers or red knickers sticking out the back, football team insignia, mini mini skirts, loads of huge, fake, cheesy jewelry (Bling Bling) and makeup that must have been applied with a spatula. They say things like “innit�?, “large�?, “oi mate, u fink�? and “booya�? a lot and can never manage to finish a word or sentence properly (at all). I reckon at least 25% of them are pregnant or onto their 2nd child by the age of 17. A pram (stroller/baby buggy) is an acceptable chav accessory as long as its Burberry with racing stripes and an Adidas, Chelsea, Liverpool or England emblem on it. They are more of a menace to themselves than a menace to society. They are generally found in areas that have an abundance of council housing (low cost welfare apartments) and are spawned from lazy ass teenagers who have extra kids to claim more from the dole (more kids = more drinking money). The slightly flasher (wealthier) ones join scooter gangs and try and kill themselves in traffic. They are only really a problem during school holidays, in groups of 5 or more or when they have a new girl they are trying to impress. If abused by these pricks, a good swift punch to the head normally quietens them down and leaves no markings you can get arrested for (** so I hear). Be careful though, the higher the age and the size of the group, is directly proportional to the likelyhood of you getting the shit kicked out of you cos they fight like pack hounds.

http://offthehoox.com/2006/08/09/uk-land-of-chav/

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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webmanco says on Apr 29, 2008, 12:35:

Does she have the comeme look, face?

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CatGirl says on Apr 29, 2008, 13:12:

jajaja....pretty nasty stuff. I forgot that British comedy series with 2 or 3 male actors that play multiple parts on the show? One plays a gal like this - a female Limey-Rubbish-gapped toothed-rockeating type !!

Scary, almost a version of britney in the morning, huh?

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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docwilliam says on Apr 29, 2008, 13:46:

hahahaha

"There's no time to panic"

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 29, 2008, 13:55:

chavs also are fans of tracksuits and caps

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MaFe says on Apr 30, 2008, 06:40:

We have those in the states...hell they are all over...even in Colombia!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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CatGirl says on Apr 30, 2008, 08:22:

Got it! The name of the Show/series is "Little Britain" - Anyone ever heard of this??

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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dwmte7 says on May 4, 2008, 10:27:

ain't there a yiddish name for these gals?

dwmte

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Plato says on May 4, 2008, 19:46:

Interesting thread . . . . . glad to see some of the ole' PBH folks are posting.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Plato says on May 4, 2008, 19:47:

Kat, who are those pretty ladies with you in your avatar pic?


(Cheers!)

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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CatGirl says on May 4, 2008, 22:18:

BTW - hello Plato - long time no hear.

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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kat1 (Moderator) says on May 5, 2008, 05:50:

hi Plato long time no see where have you been?
they are my Sis.

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gringoloid says on May 5, 2008, 06:48:

if i had to give some advice that i know that no younger man would take, it's that you should find an educated woman to be married with.

my current girlfriend fits that category and it's the best relation i've had in my life.

these women who think they know the deal because their tits aren't real will make your life miserable if you don't give them what they want/demand.

i know what your're thinking.............the implanted ones really look good laying on their backs on the bed with you know what pointing straight up.........................but it's just not worth it.................an educated woman is true happiness.

give that a thought when you're in a hot disco with the stench of melting silicona permeating the air.................

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