Who ate all the pies?

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Apr 28, 2009, 12:26:

dwmte7 says on Apr 28, 2009, 14:45:

you can get a sense ffrom that hog's expression that she sort of think's she's hot. barf.

LORD forgive me my judgements. but don't YOU think she's hoggy, too? barf again.

yesserie...she's a hottie. who was it who said he wanted to go to sapitos finca but needed to find a gal to go with him. we can send out messages that we've got the perfect gal. trouble is you'ld need to hire a lorry to get her there. no plane would have her...she'ld have to pay for THREE seats. i live in the land where these disgusting forms are gestitated and cloned. the body is on loan and we do well to return it in fair shape.

patriarch

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ujay says on Apr 28, 2009, 15:03:

she is just a waste of space ,lazy fat slut,
never done a days work in her life ,sits on her fat arse ,now with 3 kids ,she will be getting free housing ,free dentist,no poll tax,no council tax,and about 300 bucks a week to buy more big macs ,

next they will give her an elasticated pants and gear free,and on the way an electric cart to help get her around .

no wonder no one wants to work in the uk .when its give to you on a plate....

http://www.jukelightning.com

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manINred says on Apr 28, 2009, 16:12:

Her obesity she brushes off as a thryoid problem... not her high-carb fast-food diet. She is delusional.

Everything about that article sickens me... ugh.

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sloopskipper says on Apr 28, 2009, 17:37:

Who, in the HELL, would have inseminated her?

Seems that some people think "everybody's outa step but me".

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kalder says on Apr 29, 2009, 00:04:

They were platforms.

Originally.

"A piece of cheese may entrap a mouse, but a bicycle could ensnare the Imperial Chancellor."~~An Bai Kuang

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billyb says on Apr 29, 2009, 06:37:

jajaja.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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Tinto (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 29, 2009, 07:26:

Thanks for cheering me up. Every time I think the US is going to hell in a hand basket, someone posts one of these stories about lowlifes sucking at the government teat from cradle to grave in Europe.

That woman doesn't know what she doesn't know. She wants to be patted on her big fat back for being 24 years old and capable of heating up a microwave dinner. Oh well, she'll be dead by 40, but unless someone educates her triplets, the cycle will repeat.

I wanted access to health care, housing and education, but, no, I get potholes, trash and silicone tits instead. -Desi.

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dwmte7 says on Apr 29, 2009, 08:31:

heh, tinto....wass up. nice to see you surface every now and then. what do you do when you're no on call here in the madhouse?

patriarch

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billyb says on Apr 29, 2009, 09:55:

"Who, in the HELL, would have inseminated her?"

Artificial?

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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dwmte7 says on Apr 29, 2009, 10:18:

no billy...even that's too close. it's a horse job.

patriarch

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britabroad says on Apr 29, 2009, 10:38:

You´re all so unfair!
They all need loving and she doesn´t sweat much for a fat lass.

Leave the big stick at home...carry a cannon!

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Tinto (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Apr 29, 2009, 11:10:

DWMTE - I enjoy normal life -- work, family, socializing, exercising and spending as much time outside as possible in our great months of Spring, Summer and early Fall (May - Oct). Then those bastards from Canada send us cold weather again.

Most of my work day is in front of a computer and that gets old, so I don't spend nearly as much time on PBH as I used to. That, and I think I've participated in every type of discussion at least four times since 2003.

;-)

I wanted access to health care, housing and education, but, no, I get potholes, trash and silicone tits instead. -Desi.

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dwmte7 says on Apr 29, 2009, 12:54:

don't know where you are, tinto....but 'those bastards' in canada (?) are still sending it down. it's makin it into florida. and although these last weeks have been fair, those arctic winds are still movin through. brrrrrrr

patriarch

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dwmte7 says on Apr 29, 2009, 12:56:

in that case, brita.....you just smoothe on up to that cutie and give her a hug and a screw.....forget the horse and artificial insemination...................

patriarch

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billyb says on Apr 29, 2009, 13:02:

"no billy...even that's too close. it's a horse job"

That would be animal cruelty.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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manINred says on Apr 29, 2009, 16:18:

"That would be animal cruelty."

I think it got a bit too personal for BillyB when the notion of a horse inseminating her was suggested ;)

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britabroad says on Apr 30, 2009, 13:00:

Doug,
I could do that, but I´d have to roll her in flour first to find the damp patch.
Anyway, Kalder found her so he has first jump.

Leave the big stick at home...carry a cannon!

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billyb says on Apr 30, 2009, 13:13:

We used to have a gay donkey on our ranch, he was a magnificent specimen, but liked the boys, so to breed him with mares to create mules, they would put him in a stall with a stallion until he was about ready the blow and then bring in a mare when it was too late for him to, errr, contain himself. It was a while back but I think his name was Simon.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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dwmte7 says on Apr 30, 2009, 14:43:

oh shit........here we go again. some times the skript here just cracks me up.

glad tomorrows ss day, i need a drink.

d

patriarch

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