Where is my lady?

gabolicious says on Nov 6, 2007, 12:59:

well I'm single right now, so I'll behave from now on... there will be only you in my life... ok?

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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houstongal says on Nov 6, 2007, 13:38:

Gabo....what am I? Chopped liver? Only kidding....

You haven't responded to my emails. I'll be in Mexico City in less than 3 weeks. Are we getting together for dinner?

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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Man Tequila says on Nov 6, 2007, 13:44:

I think CK hates me since I made fun of Tejo. And she's some sort of Ninja Tortoise.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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gabolicious says on Nov 6, 2007, 15:40:

querida HG.... sabes una cosa? parece que hay algun problema con mi correo porque no puedo verlo, mi amiga "de pronto" me dijo que ella te contestara pronto. Yo no estoy en Mexico ahora pero llegare (espero) la proxima semana... tenemos muchas cosas que charlar!!!!! and no!!! eres todo menos un chopped liver!!! tu eres toda una dama para mi!!!! y vos sabes cuanto te quiero.... ;)

jajajajajajajajaja MT so she hates you now???? But she is a NICE girl!!!!! nah I don't think she hates you AT ALL ...hope she loves me... =(

I must admit that I've been a patán for having two girls at the same time my paisa and CK, now I think I must behave and CK will be the only one for me...

=)

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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goin_south says on Nov 6, 2007, 15:42:

hg.... Gabo....what am I? Chopped liver?
Liver ranks very high on....THE PALEOLITHIC DIET

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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gabolicious says on Nov 6, 2007, 15:44:

hahahahahahahaha my friend GS!!!!

I missed you all of you... my goodness I've been away for some weeks now....

hey GS the other day I listened to a song by Julieta Venegas and Miranda! and it made me remind you!!!! hahahahahahahaha

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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gabolicious says on Nov 6, 2007, 15:44:

have you heard it dude?

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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goin_south says on Nov 6, 2007, 15:49:

Miranda?? no se.
a new song?
my girl's gonna look at me like: what??? I can't believe you knew all the words to those songs in espanol..... of course, she's thinking this in spanish, cause she don't know shit for english... two new books arrived yesterday, though.. .in a box of goodies... dos librios por aprender su ingles!

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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goin_south says on Nov 6, 2007, 15:51:

Gabo... someone else was playing a new Mexican chiquita's music on here somewhere last week, and I'm thinkin: "hummmh! not bad, man... Los Mejicanos! are really coming up in the latino world!

jajja....
.
.
.kiddin

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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gabolicious says on Nov 6, 2007, 15:52:

Miranda! an argentinian pop band... well this will your secret and mine... (cause I don't like Miranda!)

But the song is called Perfecta... I love that song... dowload it my friend... and let me know your thoughts....

y por favor dos libros tambien para mi... I need to improve my english ;)

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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goin_south says on Nov 6, 2007, 15:52:

I'm still at the freakin office; gotta run home and see if I got....
.............NOA2!....127 days and counting :)

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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gabolicious says on Nov 6, 2007, 15:59:

"Mexican chiquita's music" what song?...

hahahahahahahahaha

"hummmh! not bad, man... Los Mejicanos! are really coming up in the latino world!" yeah sure!!!

LOL

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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goin_south says on Nov 6, 2007, 16:18:

buenas nochas, amigo!
good to have ya back on board !

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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goin_south says on Nov 6, 2007, 16:20:

"Mexican chiquita's music" what song?...

If I can find it,....I'll let ya know.... I might have to consult with monpirri...
He's a conosseur de cosas mejicanas

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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LA_MONA says on Nov 6, 2007, 16:21:

Que privelegio CK...

porque al parecer tambien soy "chopped liver" :-(

Espero que las cosas esten mejores y que te encuentres bien, saludes...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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gabolicious says on Nov 6, 2007, 17:16:

Monitaaaa!!!! como es que a vos se te ocurre que eres un higadito????

POR DIOS!!!!!!

COMO ASI????

No para nada!!! lo que pasa es que no he tenido casi acceso a internet y mi correo en yahoo (bueno el unico que tengo no funciona!) vos tenés tu correo de PBH funcionando ya???? porque en lo ultimo que me quede no estaba funcionando cierto???

Me espantás!!!! PARA NADA ustedes son mis amigas y saben que las ADORO!!!! prometo ponerme juicioso a abrir otra cuenta de internet para escribirles, tengo muchisimas cosas que contarte tambien a ti...

Por favor no olvides que te ADORO!!!! aunque Johnny Stark se enoje...

Besitos querida... me perdonàs?

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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goin_south says on Nov 6, 2007, 18:05:

fine mess, gabo!
buena suerte, amigo ;)

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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houstongal says on Nov 6, 2007, 20:09:

Sure Gabo...your email isn't working. right....... te creo. Please tell de Pronto to write me so I know that you two aren't going to make me dine alone in Mexico City for 6 nights! Plus I have some chocolates for you from Switzerland! I'll be there Nov 25 thru Dec 1.

P.S. Have I been elevated from chopped liver to prime rib?

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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capitan_centella says on Nov 6, 2007, 21:34:

Lo bueno de ser el amigo del asunto es que me parece chistoso que las viejas se peleen por gabito. . .

jio jio jio jio. . .

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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capitan_centella says on Nov 6, 2007, 21:37:

No me imagino ese ring. EEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ESTA ESQUINA¡

Una belleza de origen oriental, mortal como pan con vidrios, y mas dulce que bocadillo veleño¡
HOUSTON GAL¡

En la otra esquina. . .

Retadora entrenada en las más reconditas montañas de LOS ANDES, capaz de sacar comentarios viscerales y mortales. . .
LA ASESINA DEL CEREAL¡

Yo pagaría un dolar, con mojicon y liberal. Si me pierdo la pelea, tonces, tocó verla por pay per view. . . JI JI JI JI JI JI.

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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scotty says on Nov 6, 2007, 21:39:

good one houstongal "what am i chopped liver" funny!

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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goin_south says on Nov 6, 2007, 22:29:

I was thinkin ... she was more like... New York Strip

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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LA_MONA says on Nov 7, 2007, 01:25:

Te hiciste regañar y mas te vale que todavia me adoras! Porque o sino....

Abrí pues una cuenta que yo ya casi me voy para Colombia! Mas rapido de lo que pensaba...

CC I'm not fighting over Gabo, we all share him, we know the deal jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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scotty says on Nov 7, 2007, 03:16:

you all share him? whats going on here? id this PBH girls gone wild!

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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LA_MONA says on Nov 7, 2007, 03:32:

Well not really as CC's imaginary fight is betwenn CK and HG, so I'm just explaining to him that we don't fight over Gabo we just share him.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 06:34:

Como dice la Biblia "pero dejad que las niñas se acerquen a mi"....

jejejejejejeejejejee

Pero capitán yo tengo amor de sobra!!!!! Además estoy buscando a mi media naranja... estas damitas lo que hacen es reconfortarme después de unos acontecimientos bastante malos para mi!!!! Así que necesito que me cuiden y mucho amor jejejejejejejeje.

HG Claro! le diré a mi amiga que te escriba pronto porque estoy en Argentina todavía.

Mona... La Mona de mis amores... sigues estando presente...

=)

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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houstongal says on Nov 7, 2007, 06:38:

Anyone placing bets on the imaginary bout? jejeje......what an image you conjured up CC!

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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morphus says on Nov 7, 2007, 07:57:

CK is preparing to be my sex slave. She finally gave in :)

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 08:06:

"CK is preparing to be my sex slave. She finally gave in :)"

Ok morphus, I must admit I did not take of her... CK is PERVERSA!!!! and very sexy.... hot...
you'll see.... =)

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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LA_MONA says on Nov 7, 2007, 08:08:

Huy juemadre..PERVERSA? CK? Are we talking about the same CK?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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morphus says on Nov 7, 2007, 08:19:

Its going to be like a hot knife cutting through butter.

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 08:20:

si Monita perversa como no sé Shirley Manson o Angelina Jolie.... muy interesante y prometedora!!!

hehehehehehehe

CK no te enojes...

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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LA_MONA says on Nov 7, 2007, 08:21:

Geez all you guys are a bit, you know, how can I say..well you know what I mean, today aren't you?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 08:28:

you mean horny?


jejejejejejejje

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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LA_MONA says on Nov 7, 2007, 08:32:

jajaja

it's a bit dangerous in here today...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 08:36:

nah!!!! es broma!!!

I cut my hair....military style... va a ser la fiesta de mi empresa el 30 de Noviembre y no sé que ponerme... qué me recomiendas?

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 08:36:

es de gala y no me gustan los tuxedo's

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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LA_MONA says on Nov 7, 2007, 08:55:

Pues com que te toco querido, pero se ven muy bien los hombre con tuxedo que pasa? Y se corto el cabello al estilo military, pues bien aveces es bueno un cambio...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 09:28:

jajajajajajaja pues hoy en la mañana que me desperté me miré al espejo y me parezco a una cría de águila... con dos pelos en mi cabeza... jajajajajajajaja

HG no importa que me haya cortado el cabello?

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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houstongal says on Nov 7, 2007, 10:16:

Gabo, nope it doesn't matter at all! I don't have a problem with short, military haircuts. Hey...you need an escort for your party? Nov 30 is my last night in Mexico City - hint hint! ;-)

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 11:41:

oh really????

HG I have to ask my boss since I told him I will be going alone... "de pronto" is taking her boyfriend with her... so that's a nice idea... are you willing to join us? really? if so i''l ask my boss as soon as I get there...

=)

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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houstongal says on Nov 7, 2007, 12:08:

Sure...why not! It could be fun and it beats an evening in my hotel room! Our office closes early on Fridays (2 pm) so I should be free after lunch.

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 12:40:

great!!!! let me ask my boss then...

I hope you don't mind having fun among mexicans.... since they are not colombians (i'm being ironic) and this site is about colombia I hope some of the pbhers do not call me voltiarepas for telling you "you'll have fun among mexicans" hehehehehehehe

=)

I'd love you could join us

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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houstongal says on Nov 7, 2007, 13:06:

That would be so cool. Hope your boss doesn't mind. I have fun everywhere I go and I'm sure your colleagues will be fun to meet. Sounds like a fancy event huh? I'll see if I can dig up a great dress. :-)

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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billyb says on Nov 7, 2007, 13:22:

HG, if it doesn't work out, you can order yourself a male prepago ;)

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houstongal says on Nov 7, 2007, 13:27:

Nah, I'm sure I can find something else to do!

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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LA_MONA says on Nov 7, 2007, 13:34:

Billy! My goodness there's something in the air today at PBH...

HG keep your options open..jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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houstongal says on Nov 7, 2007, 13:45:

Hopefully Gabo won't stand me up! If he did, PBH would hear about it!

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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msaucey says on Nov 7, 2007, 14:10:

I'm sure Gabo's boss will tell him it's a-okay... and you'll be off to a fun dress up night.....

Hello, Mexican party.... Invitation normally goes like this.... you and a guest are invited... Mexicans will read it as, you and the entire family are invited... Unless the invitation specifically says.... You and only ONE guest, no more then one.....

Sorry, Mexican jab....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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houstongal says on Nov 7, 2007, 14:15:

jajaja! Good one MS!

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 14:35:

eh msaucey how have you been?

what about the cat that was found dead in your backyard? I've been missing you!!!!

"Hello, Mexican party.... Invitation normally goes like this.... you and a guest are invited... Mexicans will read it as, you and the entire family are invited... Unless the invitation specifically says.... You and only ONE guest, no more then one....." hahahahahahahahah true true true TRUE!!!!! my goodness how true!!!

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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msaucey says on Nov 7, 2007, 14:42:

Gabito... You've been missed around here...

No more traces of dead cats.... and we just had all the fencing replaced on the property, so that should keep people away and keep our dogs out of jail...

Gabo, I live in Southern California..... So, I've been to plenty of Mexican Parties and it's always the same thing.... 2 people are invited, but then they don't have a baby-sitter, so they bring the kids, and well then the baby sitter says she can baby sit, but they've already decided to go to the party, so the babysitter goes too... and of course, there's always the cousins that have stopped by to say hello for 3 days (Friday, Saturday, and Sunday).... LOL....

But, boy those are some fun parties.... that NEVER end.... kind of like the Colombian parties... just different music.... lol

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 14:49:

yeah that is right LOL good example: the baby sitter hahahahahahahahaha

and yeah music is very different and yes! MS those parties are fun!!!!

I wish rumbeaderos in colombia would be open until 6 am, cause at 3 am fun is about to start!!!!

The party we are talking about always last up to 6 or 7 am!!!! from 5 to 7 with mariachis music and lots of beers!!! for the hangover!!!! hahahahahahahaha

"keep our dogs out of jail" LOL I was thinking the other day about that beautiful dog of yours... remember? you posted her picture...

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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houstongal says on Nov 7, 2007, 14:57:

What?! 6 or 7 am?! Thank goodness my flight doesn't leave until 1:40 pm on Saturday!

MS - Glad to hear there's been no further incidents with your dogs. Hopefully your neighbors have all forgetten about it by now.

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 15:03:

oh yes my dear lady... those are mexican parties!!! well must of latinamerican parties are that way... one day I attended a party (costarrican) and it was not that fun such as other latin parties I've attended to....

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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houstongal says on Nov 7, 2007, 15:18:

Well, I can always sleep on the plane! I don't think I've ever been to a business party where we were partying until 6 or 7 am. Oh wait....there was the crazy business meeting in Amsterdam, but we still didn't stay out that late!

When are you returning to Mexico City?

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 15:36:

in 10 days or so... my mother is not good.. you know... but I'm ready to go back to my life!!! La vida es un ratico como dice Juanes y hay que disfrutarla...

De pronto told me she wrote you back!!!

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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gabolicious says on Nov 7, 2007, 15:38:

dear HG I got to go... I have to finish some reports and it is late!!!

So please keep in touch with de pronto.. I can contact her... will you?

take care my darlin'...

te quiero

Gabo

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 8, 2007, 02:49:

Hiya gabo, just been busy with stuff here. How's life? So you're meeting up with HG, that sounds pretty cool, take some pics guys!!! I am sure you'll have a ton of fun, don't get too wild.

Morphus, I never said I was going to become your sex slave. It was you who contacted me, saying you were tired of being naughty and needed to be disciplined. You even said you would be my faithful novio forever if I took you over my knee and spanked you until you cried...I must admit i was a little concerned. Are you feeling better now?

Man T, I don't hate you....eventhough you called me mutant rat...ok, i hate you, but just a little teeny wee bit

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Man Tequila says on Nov 8, 2007, 02:59:

The Tejo Mutant Ninja Tortoises were originally picked because of the similarity of their names to Donatello, Leonardo, etc. Shredder is close to Shreddies -- I think they have this cereal in the UK. I think I saw it in Tesco next to the Weetabix, Sugar Puffs and Ricicles.

There is a cereal in the US called Cap'n Crunch... with Crunchberries. After reading about Elmo's dingles, I bet they decline to come out with a new flavour.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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morphus says on Nov 8, 2007, 04:47:

CK, how about you dress up like a litle Nazi girl for me? I'll let you tie me up and whip me.

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kalder says on Nov 8, 2007, 04:54:

Don't let a woman tie you up.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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morphus says on Nov 8, 2007, 04:56:

I might get sodomized, right?

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kalder says on Nov 8, 2007, 04:59:

It's a thought.

But I was thinking, she might be a lunatic and torture/maim/kill you.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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gringolondinense says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:00:

German girls can be very very cute. Austrian too. When I go there my eyes are on stalks...theres always plenty of MILF around.

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kalder says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:03:

When I first started exploring the continent I was really impressed by:

German girls
Austrians
Hungarians
Czechs
Italians (particularly so)

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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gabolicious says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:03:

"CK, how about you dress up like a litle Nazi girl for me? I'll let you tie me up and whip me."

LOL

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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LA_MONA says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:04:

What the hell is a MILF?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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kalder says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:05:

You wouldn't if she shoved the whip handle up your arse.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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gringolondinense says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:09:

errr mona it means an older lady who is sexy. It actually stands for mother i would like to fuck.

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kalder says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:13:

The M stands for the American 'Mom'.

As no Englishman would sully his lips with such a phrase.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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gabolicious says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:14:

Geez... LOL

Monita me encanta cuando las damitas como tú no saben lo que quieren decir las peladeces de tipos como nosotros, me parece tan tierno cuando una mujer pregunta "qué significa tal cosa..." y resulta algo como lo que gringolondinense te contesta.. me imagino tu carita...

Besitos

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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LA_MONA says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:17:

I thought it'd be along those lines as I first seen John_Stark use it on here, but thanks for answering my quiery.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:19:

Gabo, we've (well HG and I to be exact) have been learning quite a few of the "men speak" phrases on here lately jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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gringolondinense says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:30:

yes Gabo is right..its cute for us guys when ladies ask "what does that mean" heheh! its also cute if girls make mistakes with their english.

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gabolicious says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:45:

it is funny!!!

Monita no busques mas pies al gato linda!!!

;)

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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houstongal says on Nov 8, 2007, 07:10:

Hey Gabo - I got the message from dePronto and have responded back to her. Maybe we can all meet up for dinner on the 25th? And let me know if you got the OK to bring someone to your party so that I can bring suitable attire! :-)

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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houstongal says on Nov 8, 2007, 07:14:

Regarding the MILF comment....did anyone see the recent Stephen Colbert Show when they asked the "hot" presidential candidates wives (Thompson and Kucinich) if they knew what FLILF was? FL is for "first ladies". Of course the women had to ask what FLILF stood for and trying to explain it without being too derogatory was hysterical.

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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gabolicious says on Nov 8, 2007, 09:45:

ok my darlin' i'll tell her to check her mail.

besitos

"The new land of opportunities: Colombia!" ----- Mr Miguel_Clavo on PBH

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morphus says on Nov 8, 2007, 10:01:

Hey Gabo, when are going to get some booty from CK?

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capitan_centella says on Nov 13, 2007, 19:34:

Hum. . .

gabo, DEJAD QUE LAS MAMÃ?S SE ACERQUEN A MI!, POR QUE DETRÃ?S VENDRÃ?N LAS HIJAS, LAS SOBRINAS. . . JAJAJAJAJA

por eso hay que portarse bien con la suegra. Uno nunca sabe, si la chica en cuestión tiene una hermana!!!!

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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goin_south says on Nov 13, 2007, 23:39:

did anyone yet tell Mona what is..... MILF?

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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kalder says on Nov 14, 2007, 05:12:

Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Obviously.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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capitan_centella says on Nov 14, 2007, 08:42:

Hum. . . she had to see "american pie". . . maybe she´ll understabd!!! jajajaajajaja

And there´s a lot of milfs here in colombia.

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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