Various Items Of Lost Property Found In Jamundi

For sale, or free to a good home.

One Aston Villa Football Club towel, complete with club crest. Old, ragged and worn ... like it's previous owner, La Camp.
One pair of fake Gucci sunglasses. Look good without the worry of getting them stolen in the centre of Cali...Mrs Fugdis.
One pair of swimming trunks, complete with skidmarks.... Morrongo, wear underpants next time or bring your own trunks!
One drunk Colombian wife (oh, she's mine).

Wanted.

One jaccuzzi heater that works.
One Paisa whose accent is understandable.
One drunk Colombian wife who doesn't promise all sorts of niceties, then falls asleep as soon as her arse hits the bed.
One taxi that is bigger than a mini (looked cramped guys).

By britabroad on Apr 14, 2008, 13:53 in Off Topic.