Tale of the Colombian Sausage (Joke)

Jairo and Jhon were both alchoholics who were desperatley looking to purchase a few bottles of ron de medellin but did not have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering 2 mil pesos.

Jairo said Hang on, I have an idea

He went next door to the mercado and came out with one large colombian
sausage.

Jhon said "Are you crazy? now we are really broke and wont be able to buy the ron. (ahora si nos quedamos mondao marica!!!")

Jairo replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

They went into the bar where they immediately ordered two large bottles of ron de medellin and old parr.

Jhon said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be
in? We dont have any money!!"

Jairo replied, "Don't worry, I have a plan!!!"

They finished off the bottles. Jairo said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through
my zipper and you go on your knees
and put it in your mouth."

The barman noticed them, went berserk, (par de marica HP'S, que culo de espectaculo, la gente se estan quejando se van de aqui ahorra!!!!) he threw them out.

They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for
free.

At the tenth bar Jhon said "Jario - I don't think I can do any more of
this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin'me!"

Jairo said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the first
bar. jajajajaja

By El Polo on Feb 7, 2008, 10:16 in Off Topic.

El Polo says on Feb 7, 2008, 10:16:

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El Polo says on Feb 7, 2008, 14:27:

Colombiche says on Feb 7, 2008, 16:40:

Polo, todavia se le quiere a pesar de haber contado ese descache tan berraco.... :P

Se esta desenhuesando con nosotros o que?

Mentiras, esta verde pero contable jajaja.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

El Polo says on Feb 7, 2008, 17:59:

El Polo says on Feb 8, 2008, 12:10:

Jhon y Jairo son dos maricas en un vuelo commercial con 200 personas en el avion. Jhon le dice a Jairo "papi se atreve hacer el amor el baño? " Jairo le contesta "no porque hay mucha gente despierta en el avion" Jhon le dice a Jairo bueno aja, vamos hacer la prueba a ver si estan dormido esta gente, Jhon grita "alguina me regala un cigarillo?" nadie contesta.
Bueno los maricas se van al el baño y a los viente minutos regresan a sus sillas. Al lado de ello hay un viejito temblando. Los maricas le preguntan al viejito "aja y usted que le pasa" y el viejito contesta, "TENGO FRIO CARAJO!!!" los maricas le dicen al viejo, "y porque no pides algo para aroparse?" el viejo dice, NO SENOR!!!! el ultimo que pidio algo lo levantaron a MONDA, que tal si pido algo yo.... JAJAJA

El Polo says on Feb 8, 2008, 12:25:

LMAO

El Polo says on Feb 8, 2008, 12:37:

Hey MODS, is it ok to laugh at my own joke???

Colombiche says on Feb 8, 2008, 13:08:

Well, if it rocks your boat......

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)