St Patrick's Day in New York

morphus says on Mar 17, 2008, 07:56:

They should call it "Drunken Irish Day" :)

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kalder says on Mar 17, 2008, 09:20:

We went out for a Paddy's Night drink at the local social club on Saturday. It was alright 'til Snr. Kalder got a call from a 'friend' rantingly accusing her of practising brujeria. And what a f*cking commotion that caused. Weeping, raging, phonecalls to every bloody Colombian in North London. All her mates were comforting her; while all the blokes looked on, mystified.

Blimey! If somebody had called me up and accused me of being a wizard (or an elf or something), I'd have laughed my arse off.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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morphus says on Mar 17, 2008, 09:44:

I turn Irish at 4pm

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miamimike says on Mar 17, 2008, 10:02:

Morphus-I thought of Elmo when I came across this post! In one of his more lucid waking moments, I hope he reviews it for comment!


She is an adult; she made her own decision," said her boyfriend, Kory McFarren. "I should have gotten help for her sooner; I admit that. But after a while, you kind of get used to it."

The case drew nationwide attention after Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat in the two years she apparently was in the bathroom.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation/AP/story/453770.html

By miamimike


Not too many Irish down here in Miami!

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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morphus says on Mar 17, 2008, 10:23:

That story is sick!

Elmo's internet is down. He's been so drunk that he forgot to pay the bill...LOL

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miamimike says on Mar 17, 2008, 11:16:

Too bad he isn't here in Miami Fishing, where he usually goes at Haulover Beach across the road from the Nudist Beach,, a party Boat came in with Two Gigantic Swordfish yesterday evening!

"Wait a minute. What did you just say? You're predicting $4-a-gallon gas? That's interesting. I hadn't heard that." -- Feb. 28, 2008 --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.

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morphus says on Mar 17, 2008, 11:26:

He's going to Miami this week. He's looking for someone to car pool.

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goin_south says on Mar 17, 2008, 14:49:

oh, does this translate in Colombia into Dia Del Greengo?
jajj

Where do we go from here?

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britabroad says on Mar 18, 2008, 09:10:

Kalder - you elf,

I didn´t know your missus was that weird bird who sells white heather and charms on the North Circular Road, dressed in black and muttering curses. I thought she had a Romanian accent not Colombian.
So has the Black Mass started to have any effect on the girl who accused her yet?

I spent a St Patrick´s Day in New York by accident once. 2002. Worst night of my life. Danny Boy and all that´s okay...but once a few Guinneai (plural for Guinness) were sunk and the rebel songs started, they made my Brit life shit! And they weren´t even Irishmen! Big burly New York cops. Being called Paddy O´Donnell doesn´t make you Irish.

Leave the big stick at home...carry a cannon!

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RAAAY says on Mar 18, 2008, 13:35:

Brit............I spent many years in New York..............Irish Americans on St Patrick's day make us cringe.............especially the cops and the firemen..........

I always enjoyed Puerto Rican Day.........sometime during the summer.......much better scenery than my Irish lassies............God love them.......

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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kalder says on Mar 19, 2008, 06:26:

brit-

We thought about a Black Mass. But we couldn't find any virgins here in North London...

Best go and find that arse that I laughed off.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kalder says on Mar 19, 2008, 06:28:

And take good care of it. That's one virgin I wish to keep fully unsacrificed.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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morphus says on Mar 19, 2008, 07:39:

Irish/Irish Americans, whats the difference? They are all drunkards, right?

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RAAAY says on Mar 19, 2008, 08:24:

Yes Morphus...........Just imagine if Irish people did'nt drink so much...........it'd probably be one of the wealthiest countries in the world.............

ooopppppsss...........it already is.....but we're only #2 wealthiest in the world......damn drink.


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.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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morphus says on Mar 19, 2008, 08:45:

2nd per capita.

Irish I was drunk :)

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RAAAY says on Mar 19, 2008, 09:25:

Yeah..........it's pretty tough...........2nd

...........................now,......where is my beer ?

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.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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morphus says on Mar 19, 2008, 09:33:

How about a 40 oz Bud?

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RAAAY says on Mar 19, 2008, 09:42:

American piss.........??............surely not......

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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MitchAlvarez says on Mar 19, 2008, 11:03:

just get colt 45 its cheaper and does the job jaja

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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morphus says on Mar 19, 2008, 11:25:

or Olde English :)

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El Polo says on Mar 19, 2008, 13:57:

or steel reserve :)

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MitchAlvarez says on Mar 19, 2008, 16:47:

i remember the days of 4 or 5 old english 40's per day.

man i love my college days.........jajaj

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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