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(BELLEVUE, OH) -- Police say a man in Bellevue, Ohio was caught on tape
having sex with a picnic table.
Bellevue Police Captain Matt Johnson says Art Price, Jr., 40, was seen on
four occasions between the hours of 10:30 a.m. and noon having sex with his
picnic table. What makes this a felony, Johnson says, is that it took place
in close proximity to a school, which made it likely that children could
have seen Price.
The neighbor -- who wishes to remain anonymous -- saw Price walk out onto
his deck, stand a round metal table on its side and use the hole in the
umbrella to have sex.
The most recent instance took place March 14, we're told. A neighbor
videotaped Price.
"The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from
the umbrella and have sex with the table," Johnson says.
Police say Price admitted to the crimes -- four charges of public indecency.
Usually these sorts of things are misdemeanors, but in this case, they are
felonies.
"What boosts it up to a felony is that the statute says if it's likely to be
viewed by a minor," Johnson explains.
The Price family did not want to talk with us, but neighbors did. Some are
not happy Price was released on his own recognizance.
"He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again --
and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance," says Brice
Jacobs, a neighbor.
Price is married with three school-aged children. Neighbors tell us they're
now worried about the kids.
"Hopefully it stays between the adults and the kids don't get a lot of the
information so they aren't so cruel to the little kids," says Emily Grote, a
neighbor.
This case has police in this small town shaking their heads. "Once you think
you've seen it all, something else comes around," Johnson says.

By bamacellist on Mar 29, 2008, 22:47 in Off Topic.

bamacellist says on Mar 29, 2008, 22:49:

Look, someone sent this to me and I'm just not a selfish person.

"The future is much like the present, only longer."

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