Robert Jorge- Did you make it too the New Year with us?

eywed says on Jan 1, 2008, 19:14:

Should we think the worst?

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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goin_south says on Jan 1, 2008, 19:30:

No; 's late night... como yo.
He'll surface in a bit.

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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eywed says on Jan 1, 2008, 23:24:

2:30 and no show, going south, What ya thinking?

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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goin_south says on Jan 1, 2008, 23:34:

hay no problemas.
I'm imagining he had a good day.
and night.

do I sound like barry bonds, denying use of steroids??

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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eywed says on Jan 1, 2008, 23:39:

I wonder if he's been put on a no PBH for a month or something.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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goin_south says on Jan 2, 2008, 00:14:

no way.

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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eywed says on Jan 2, 2008, 00:33:

Ok pick one MIA , POW or just AWOL.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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goin_south says on Jan 2, 2008, 01:03:

busy... jaj

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 05:05:

boy, you guys have no idea what you're gettin yourself into with these colombianas, mannnn YOU HAVE NO FOKIN CLUE
PLEASE BE AWARE

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 05:07:

go over there have a great time but pay as you go, THAT'S IT!!

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 05:08:

I WANNA GIVE YOU A RUN DOWN OF WHAT TO EXPECT FROM BARRIO AND MIDDLE CLASS COLOMBIANAS BUT I KNOW IT WILL BE DELETED.
THE TRUTH IS NOT SO ROSY SOMETIMES

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 05:14:

morphy decided to add another 10 thousand dollars to match my 10 thousand to give to any gringo hearthrob in colombia, capable of nailing a colombiana here in NYC

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 05:22:

30???
i love to hear, yes these girls are so so so so friendly in cali, in medellin, in bogota, etc.
Let's see what they say after coming to queen nyc jijjjijijjajajajajjijijjijijijjajajajaj
you guys know what INTERESA means?

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 05:27:

My favorite colombiana lines
I don't care to come to USA
but just to be with the man i love i will make the sacrifice jajajajajjajajajajajijjijijijjijjjjjjjjajajajajaajjaj

I don't like colombian guys

You're the only one, i'm here wating for you jajajajajajjijijijijjjjjjajajajajajajajjijijijijijjjjijij
Yes

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 05:32:

Hmm..what would you boys think if I told you I had the same with a Colombiano...soon to be ex too? Hmm?

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 05:39:

GIB in this case, for every one person there are thousands with different experience.
Take my sorry black ass for example my wify is colombiana and 30 years younger. She's had her green card for 5 years now and comes from a wealthy family, her family now visiting for the last couple months and can;t wait to go back to el poblado.
She loves me but i'm a total dick head who prefers the company of pre pagos and hookers.
why? i don't know and i just got ripped off by a pre pago but is that gonna stop me from chasing other hookers and pre p's NOOOOO. I already have another pre pago wating for me in curramba but this one is not gonna take my fokin money she's gonna sweat for it.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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Tinto (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jan 2, 2008, 05:40:

Well, to pick three famous names: Paul Newman aged well, I think Richard Gere is getting up there (but he's got weird eyes) and Robert Redford is handsome even though he's spent way too much time in the sun. Anyway, 57 and 29 in the US? He's got some money or power or both OR she's a needy nut case looking for a father figure.

I wanted access to health care, housing and education, but, no, I get potholes, trash and silicone tits instead. -Desi.

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CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 05:45:

Well...all I can say is. Either my ex took too many tips from Colombianas or there is a trends here no matter if you are + or - ...kinda scary the similarities. "Buy me an R6 special edition - I need my papers to work" and be the man yadda yadda..

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 06:09:

GIB i gotta take you to queenS NYC, i GUARANTEE YOU NO CHUCHA 100% not even from them thar barrio girls you guys find so beautiful the same ones no colombino would touch

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 06:14:

I realized quickly and ended it triple STAT. But promised myself I would not blame Colombian men jaja Again, the comments I read...same BS he shoveled my way. Oh well. Past is Past. I have moved forward and waiting for final signing off the big D. He never got his papers - I pulled outta that too.

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 06:15:

i'm a TOTAL SNOB when it comes to women.
Let's take my friends tomtom (avatar) amigitas. As a reb blooded 100% colombiano i would not be caught walking in public with any of these grils.
I'll be the laughing stock of my family.
"nojoda por ahi vi a rene en la 72 caminando con unas pelas bien chambaculeras" mi familia

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 06:17:

for total honesty i'll take a gringa any day of the week.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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Robert Jorge says on Jan 2, 2008, 06:19:

I'm here, I'm here. Jajaja

I just took the day off of PBH yesterday - self imposed. We went the whole day without saying much to each other. Then last night we had a little chat, and she apologized. She asked me if we could talk; I sure wasn't going to make the first move as far as re-establishing contact. If I F-up, I am never too proud to apologize and admit I am wrong. But this time, it was definitely her turn.

Not that excused her irrational anger on New Years, but I have figured out the causes I think. #1) She has apparently become extremely self conscious over not learning English quicker. That along with a couple of other challenges. So, she was worried that I thought she was stupid, unintelligent, whatever. And that of course doesn't mean she really thinks that is what I think of her - it means that is what she was starting to believe in her own mind. (Psych 101)

#2) First holiday season away from the family.

I don't think the atom bomb that was New Year's Eve for me can be blamed on her being a barrio girl from Colombia. New Year's Eve '99/'00 was worse, and that girl was a white chick.

In separate incidents, I have had a bar stool thrown at me in my own home by my at the time "live-in" pycha, er ... girl friend, been stuck with a $5500 car pay-off by an ex, had a vibrator thrown at me, but it missed and went into the wall, and lots of other neat stuff like being stalked. So, based on previous experience, I guess this wasn't too bad. jajajaja

I have to get ready for my big new job selling appliances at Sears. Not as glamorous as cleaning toilets, but it hopefully will be a living for a while. I'll be on later this evening. Robert

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 06:19:

Maybe I caught on so quick cause I expect my man to be a man...not a leech.

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 06:31:

First we have to establish the definition of attractive. I noticed that many gringos find Barrio girls very attractive.
Guys, if you love barrio type girls so much why not go to the Dominican Republic, 99.9% fit that description, but one problem, they love barrio boys only with the 13 inch
platano.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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CatGirl says on Jan 2, 2008, 06:32:

Welcome back RJ..your story about language barriers and first holiday aways sounds all too familiar. Wish you the best..Truly

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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podborski says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:09:

but what age is the gringo elmo/morph?

I know it would be impossible for me to win that bet (although I'd try to whisper to a likely suspect that she stands to make $15k if she is 'nice' to me), but I think a lot of 20 something gringos could manage it?

In my 30's I pulled a very hot 20-something latina (mexican), although that was in TO, not Queens. And I have no game. Zero.I think the california boy look works for some of them.

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manINred says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:16:

Oh no, not this god damn debate again.

I would instantaneously go to New York to prove you guys wrong if I was naive enough to think you'd waste 30,000 dollars.

And even if I failed at the very least I'd have a fun time in New York, and move on to a more 'achievable' nationality.

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:22:

manINred says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:22:

haha, wow! of course they wouldn't count! And I suppose nor would the green-card seeking ;)

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manINred says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:23:

and what's a roosevelt ave, Colombiana?

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:25:

manINred says on Jan 2, 2008, 10:36:

Morpus what would help, other than the usual suspects, that wouldn't help elsewhere in NA?

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eywed says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:22:

According to you all I have no chance at landing a nice Colombian girl. here in the states. I'm fat , ugly not much to look at but I still landed a very good looking 10 years younger than me Girl from Medellin. I met her here in the states at a time when I was broke as hell and was living in a dump of an apartment. I'm glad I never listen to you guys way of thinking. And no she did not need me for papers.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:27:

200 pound porker jajajajaj
your friend got real lucky, cus not even NYC porkers would give it up to gringos

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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eywed says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:33:

No Morphus I did not. Think I could tho. I might be talking out of turn as I never been there.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:36:

this guy don't know, they just don't know.
we're are not talking NYC born colombianas with them you DON'T HAVE A CHANCE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
i'm talking off the boat heavy accented or no english at all colombianas now living in queens, the same ones that used to fight other colombianas for your attention back in colombia.
It must be something in that Queens water that makes them now like colombianos.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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eywed says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:37:

My ex-wife was from younkers and to tell you the truth if I never go to N Y again that would be ok with me. Think all my future trips will be south from now on.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:42:

mophus please tell them about our ventures out to queens.

wait a cotton piken minute here, what heppend to my thread???? the one about what colombians really wanted.
in the last couple weeks i had 9 well thought out and written threads disapper into the fokin twilight zone

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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manINred says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:44:

" the same ones that used to fight other colombianas for your attention back in colombia"

ok now i know you're full of it, i've known Colombianas who've moved to australia, to canada, ones who i dated, they still offer to pay for me to move to wherever they are. Hell, one of the reasons i get to visit sydney this coming year for free! Hell, there's a large chance I'm flying from JFK to Sydney, so perhaps i'll layover in new york and walk away richer :)

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eywed says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:47:

It's all about the game, if you don't have any game sit down and shut up.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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eywed says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:49:

So morphus what happens to the colombian chicks once they hit N Y , And what about N J same way over there?

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:52:

guys, you take a hot colombiana a put her ass in europe, canada australia and of course they gonna want a USA gringo to get them the fok outta there, even if she ends up in fokin kentuky.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:53:

first is outta colombia then they'll figure a way to get to USA. they'll even go to guatemala just to be within walkin distance of that border

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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eywed says on Jan 2, 2008, 11:56:

Ok Elmo but what happens to them in NY that messes them up so much?

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:01:

so there i was with morphus in a queens colombian bar the other day. it was a rainy cold december NYC evening.
The super ffine fake ass colombiana, the one i'm crazy about and will gladly pay her 500 dollars for a couple hours was there with half a dozen other colombianitas cachacas also with fake asses.
I was there bullshittin with the morph about all the CHUCHA we gonna buy in colombia. All the broads completley ingnored us and only talked to colombianos
I don't know, maybe we look like undercover NARC police or La fokin MIGRA or something but the broads made it very difficult to even approach.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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eywed says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:12:

Is the guy to girl ratio way off in N Y C or somthing.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:18:

GIB, what else are we gonna talk about, the fokin ozone layer depletion? hell nooo.jijjijijajajaj We talk about more important and pressing matter such as where to score cheaper and better quality CHUCHA, Barranquilla or Cartagena

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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manINred says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:27:

not all of them are morphus, definitely not. many keep colombian girlfriends/boyfriends and identity

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goin_south says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:31:

anything else, Modefoqu?

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:33:

yeah, the only CHUCHA gringo guys get in NYC is chinese CHUCHA. They love you guys long time

thank you

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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manINred says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:34:

anyway, base people on themselves, not on nationality, I agree with gringoinbogota to a large extent. Of the 10s of thousands of Colombians in New York, not all will think that way, statistically it is impossible. What are they, racist? No, we won't date any gringos or white men! Impossible. Imagine if I thoguht that way about latinas, on principle. How the hell would I come across? RACIST AND BIGOTTED! And unless you are implying that all Colombianas are like that, even the desperate ones, I will have to see it to believe it. Even if it is true, I will find the statistical outliers and prove you all wrong!! :)

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:34:

for some odd reason you see many white guys with chinese asian broads, any theories as to why?

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:36:

guys, guys, guys it has nothing to do with racism, "the need" is no longer there.
what do you mean "the need" ?
the need to get the FOK OUTTA COLOMBIA

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:39:

"yeah, the only CHUCHA gringo guys get in NYC is chinese CHUCHA"
Does it look like the Colombian species?

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:39:

going back to chinese broads. l
listen i like shrimp fried rice as much as the next guy, but....

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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goin_south says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:40:

well... CHINA-CHUCHA ... does have a nice ring to it

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:42:

to put it gently, you guys no longer satisfy their need. jijijiijajajajaj

llisten i gotta go home, i hope you all have a pleasent and ejoyable evening, aydios

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:43:

need for what??? NEED TO get the fok outta colombiaaaa
sorry i thought that was so funny.
ahora si me voy pa el carajo

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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manINred says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:44:

"guys, guys, guys it has nothing to do with racism, "the need" is no longer there.
what do you mean "the need" ?
the need to get the FOK OUTTA COLOMBIA"

That reason simply doesn't fly. I've proven it wrong already. You need to find a reason particular to New York.

And many white dudes date chinese girls here too, don't know why. Probably because there is a large Chinese population.

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:48:

chinese broads like nice guys and like in colombia, white guys bring mucho pride and good fortune and luck to the entire village.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 2, 2008, 12:52:

i saw this chinese broad in the subway with her gringo boyfriend and her parents and they looked like they just stepped outta some fokin rice paddy in china, but the old foks seem so happy and proud.
The gril will now be able to help her 60 thousand close relatives back home, just like colombianas do.

now this time i really gotta go home. aydios

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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goin_south says on Jan 2, 2008, 14:37:

Oh! Muy romantico today, GiB..
what's got into you for the new year?

Hey, did elmo really go home this time?

Chorizooooooo! You're killin me... man... I'm sure that's old joke, but new on me.. almost wasted a keyboard on that one.. jajjj

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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goin_south says on Jan 2, 2008, 14:58:

"...I have had a bar stool thrown at me....
....had a vibrator thrown at me,.."

I THINK YOU NEED TO BORROW MY ... "DUUUUUUUCK!"

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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AuraQueens says on Jan 2, 2008, 15:12:

I am from Colombia and live in Queens.
Nobody knows more than me why picking up colombianas is different here than over there.

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toneloc24 says on Jan 2, 2008, 16:13:

Just gonna enter this thread to let you guys in on the irony of all of this.

Elmo's one of the very few Colombians on these sites that is actually married to Colombian lady....for 7 yrs. Even further, she's a younger, beautiful vibrant personality lady with real ambition who still wants to be with him. Like the kind who will take care of his old ass, and kick it too.

It's hilarious when you put that all together, and THEN read his comical posts and then how some folks fall into the mamando gallo.

RJ - Glad it's getting worked out.

"PBH is dead!!!!"

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john_stark says on Jan 2, 2008, 16:18:

It sounds like you're right, Rocinante, but it's messed up. Hell, I know a ton of second and third generation Latinos here who CAN'T speak Spanish - in fact I would say more of them can't than can. Geez, I'm teaching one companero Spanish and he's puro Latino.

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john_stark says on Jan 2, 2008, 16:29:

RJ, I figured that was what was up with her. Where do you live again?

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goin_south says on Jan 2, 2008, 16:58:

and, that's interesting too... just about reverse situations.. in some or many cases,...Texas/NYC... latinos... Extremely different parts of the country.
Rocinante.. interesting diarheaa.. kidding..ja!... really good observations/discourse.. but the reverse in Texas.. hell, I've met 'mexican chicas' over there that know even less spanish than me (imagine that, esliguelita!) and listen only to country/western music, don't know crap about their culture.

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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goin_south says on Jan 2, 2008, 17:05:

what was mick jager singing about: ...all those puerto rican girls that jus dyyyyyyin to meechuuuuu!...

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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goin_south says on Jan 2, 2008, 17:06:

eh rocinante... wtf? aren't you well yet?

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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deathnova says on Jan 2, 2008, 17:13:

I really don't have anything constructive to say here, but I will add that i've taken a lot of advice from this forum (granted, with a grain of salt) and pretty much all of it turned out to be dead wrong as the truth unraveled .

This isn't intended to be a stab at anyone, just saying to think for yourself and use your own judgment. More importantly, live your own life and not the one that someone wants you to live based on their own opinions and prejudices .

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manINred says on Jan 2, 2008, 17:22:

not surprising deathnova, i agree with your second paragraph.

"You guys will lose this bet" I doubt it, but it is a possibility.

At least you tried to explain, but there are lots and lots of latinos in Montreal, more than in Toronto, and many are exactly like how you describe of the New Yorkers (which means that your assumption is wrong about them all being different), and you can bet your bottom dollar I have had mixed 'success', but obviously the mixed implies some success among the Colombian population, not that i try and quantify these things.

Along with GIB, I still don't precisely see what makes New York completely different from every other major urban centre in the developed world, seems far-fetched to me, and I will have to experience it to believe it, having never come close to such an experience in the rest of the world.

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manINred says on Jan 2, 2008, 17:53:

And I will say this: 80% of Colombian women who I know well enough to judge in this way would not just change what they look for in a man just because they moved New York. One wonders why the rest do it, if the rest really all do.

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deathnova says on Jan 2, 2008, 18:01:

It has always been my experience regardless of region or nationality that people are attracted to the exotic.

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Robert Jorge says on Jan 2, 2008, 18:10:

John S. We live in Miramar Beach, FL. It is in the panhandle, and the general area is referred to as 'Destin'. Lots of rich folks, and lots of military. From March to August - tourists. But, VERY boring compared to Villavo. Here, you can't just decide at 11pm to go to 7 de Agosto and party 'till 4am. I figured and planned on that being an issue. I warned her that this area was beautiful, clean, whatever - and very quiet before she moved here. I told her there was no Aguapanelas, Kuarzo, Los Capachos, etc. I told her you can't just walk out the front door, chit chat with 3 neighbors on your way to walk a 1/2 block for a broaster chicken and a 10 mil Moviestar card. So I totally appreciate how and why she is homesick. Hell, I am, and that aint' my home.

Language issue Catgirl? ... not normally. But New Year's Eve night, I couldn't understand what the hell she was saying. I do know I was called an HP and the word mierda was used constantly. First time I ever heard her even say those words ... let alone in a rage! But the Spanish was rapid fire ... and I didn't even bother trying to justify it with a response. I just tuned it out and walked off.

GS, the bar-stool was the worst. My at the time ex who had refused to move out decided that I shouldn't be talking on my phone in my own bedroom. She flipped out, and I went to "leave the scene" by going down the stairs. Next thing I know, a F-ing bar-stool leg hits me in the elbow, misses my head barely, and crushes in the staircase wall. My elbow looked like I had a golf ball under my skin. I took pictures of it. I think it might have been fractured, but I never went to the doctor. But every now and then, I'll put pressure against it just right, and it is excruciating.

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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Robert Jorge says on Jan 2, 2008, 18:18:

Elmo, Chinese chicks in New York dig white guys? That is the only non-white group in this area that DOESN'T like white guys, generally speaking. I am not talking Asian: like Thai, Philipina, Japanese, Korean, Cambodian, whatever. But actual Chinese, from the country China, do NOT associate socially with anybody but their own race here. Obviously there are rare exceptions. Now girls from southeast Asia ... dime a dozen here. Of course we have about 100,000 GIs within a 90 mile radius. Seems like 1 out of 3 airforce guys who get deployed to S.E.Asia bring back a 90 lb Buddhist.

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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manINred says on Jan 2, 2008, 19:32:

Rocinante, I am talking about Colombians with heritage and background from Colombia, whether they immigrated to the developed world or were born in the developed world. For now, you are right, I am unable to win any Colombianas over in New York (considering the fact that I don't live there) so I will take your word for it.

But looking at it from my perspective, can you understand why what you guys hypothesize would be perplexing, especially considering there seems to be no explanation that couldn't also apply to Montreal or London, for instance?

That being said, I still fancy my chances with this bet ;)

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eywed says on Jan 2, 2008, 20:13:

RJ welcome back , Hope the best for ya. Sorry your new year is getting off to a rough start.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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john_stark says on Jan 2, 2008, 21:27:

Is that on the Redneck Riviera?

I know a couple of Colombianas who came here as young teenagers. They're married to gringos they met here in high school - one of them works with my wife. NYC is its own crazy little world.

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Robert Jorge says on Jan 2, 2008, 22:48:

Yep, it's the "Redneck Riviera". That term now pretty much applies to Panama City Beach, 35 miles east from here. We get hillbillys here too. But they are people like CEOs from Atlanta and Birmingham. We have a lot of sports stars and other celebs who live here in south Walton Co. and Destin. Sheryl Crow, Britney Spears has a place, Tim McGraw and Faith Hill, and probably 3 dozen sports guys. I don't know their names. Oh ya, and that guy from M.A.S.H. who does that financial show on CNN. Mick Foley "Mankind" from the WWE. Tom Cruise and Michael Jordan used to have homes here ... don't think they do now though. That dude that got busted by the Feds, Berny Evers (sp?) - the former CEO of Worldcom lived here until he got 40 years in the pen.

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 04:36:

bump in the dark
Guys, guys, guys, this is so fokin, so FOKIN SIMPLE!!!!! why do MOST Colombianitas stop chasing gringo after they get to USA?
And the answer is, drum roll please
THE “NEED‿ FACTOR IS NO LONGER THERE!
NEED‿? Yes, the NEED to get the fok outta colombia
I happened to have another 10 thousand dollars under my bed, also for emergency, you see my kids used to get in trouble all the time and I always had to bail them out.
Anyway, I got another bet.
I will give any Colombiana and Gringo couple 10 thousand dollars to come and live in Queens for one month and if your colombianita still living with you after 30 days you win all that cash.
No way no how a Colombiana is gonna stay with a gringo while THE NEED factor is no longer there and with so many colombianos to choose from.
These colombianos are not your scrawny skinny short mild mannered colombianos from Colombia, these are USA MacDonald fed Latinos, big, muscular and in MOST cases bad asses.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 04:41:

hey morph that's 100,000 LEGAL, ADD ANOTHER 400,000 ILLEGAL COLOMBIANS LIVING IN QUEENS

THANK YOU

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 04:50:

once they get to USA colombianas tend to get more patriotic, your ass is no longer needed
thank you

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 04:51:

sorry. i'm just telling like it is.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 04:53:

you have a better chance in europe canda austraila, they only got abour 150 colombianos in total walking around.
just between ny and new jersey there must be over a million colombianos
not counting miami

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 04:55:

bump in the dark
Guys, guys, guys, this is so fokin, so FOKIN SIMPLE!!!!! why do MOST Colombianitas stop chasing gringo after they get to USA?
And the answer is, drum roll please
THE “NEED‿ FACTOR IS NO LONGER THERE!
NEED‿? Yes, the NEED to get the fok outta colombia
I happened to have another 10 thousand dollars under my bed, also for emergency, you see my kids used to get in trouble all the time and I always had to bail them out.
Anyway, I got another bet.
I will give any Colombiana and Gringo couple 10 thousand dollars to come and live in Queens for one month and if your colombianita still living with you after 30 days you win all that cash.
No way no how a Colombiana is gonna stay with a gringo while THE NEED factor is no longer there and with so many colombianos to choose from.
These colombianos are not your scrawny skinny short mild mannered colombianos from Colombia, these are USA MacDonald fed Latinos, big, muscular and in MOST cases bad asses.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 04:56:

and NO these are NOT BARRIO GRILS!
I REPEAT, NOT BARRIO GIRLS
i could spot a BARRIO GIRL A MILE AWAY

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 05:02:

NO BARRIO GIRLS HERE EITHER AND NO GRINGO IN SIGHT, ALL COLOMBIANOS
AND COSTEÑO COLOMBIANOS AT THAT!!!

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 05:07:

i've been going to the colombian festival in queens for the last 30 years, sourrounded ny millions of colombians and i have not seen a single colombiana and gringo couple to this day!!
thank you!

guys get it thru your thick skulls
THE NEED FACTOR!!

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 05:08:

THE NEED FACTOR???????
THE NEED TO GET THE FOK OUTTA COLOMBIA NOWWWWWW!!!!! JIJIJIJIJAJAJAJAJAJ

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 05:11:

SO WHAT DO WE DO?????? GRINGO ASKS?
keep them in colombia and enjoy all of them and watch your wallet

thank you!!

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 05:14:

take them to europe, canada, australia, kansas and I fokin ho, idaho

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 05:18:

how do i know they are not barrio girls?
easy, the physical and racial make up, nose, hair, teeth etc.
these grils above are prime cut BARRANQUILLERAS FROM EL NORTE.
TAKE IT FROM ME, THEY ARE NOT NOT BARRIO GIRLS

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 05:29:

You see that guy with the white cap and sunglasses, smack in the middle, that thar is your typical Barranquillero.
In Barranquilla that modefoque is a broad magnet, good chance his name is Abdul Hussein, the run of the mill Arab barranquilleros, better known as Turcos.
No way in hell a beautiful barrnquillera is gonna drop him for a gringo; those modefouqes have money coming outta their hairy Arab ass.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 05:31:

before i stop posting here, i'm gonna learn you guys about the real colombia even if it kills me

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 05:38:

no need to ask, just hanging around her and her SUPER HOT MAMASITA latina friends and relatives i know.
Is cultural thing. These girl in NYC love to party and party hard.
They go out with other latin guys to enjoy same food costumes ect but most important to dance. They like guys with a dangerous rough edge, dark muscular who will not think twice about fighting and getting their ass kicked for her honor. Lots of fightS in clubs in NYC.
The modefoque not only has to be strong, tough but gotta have money, know how to dance real good with expensive car, be very GENEROUS plus HAVE a 12 inch monda.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 06:01:

Keep in mind guys this is New York fokin City, NOT Paris, London, Montreal, Sydney, Los Angeles etc.
NYC is the major leagues lo demas es pura monda, if you make it here you could make it anywhere. I could clean any toilet in the World and be the best!!! godamn it!!

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 06:03:

now i better go off and clean some NYC toilets, see ya later!

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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john_stark says on Jan 3, 2008, 06:04:

"They think the site is stupid but maybe I can convince them."

I doubt that. My wife thinks PBH is for complete morons.

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 06:07:

i got a raise, now is up to $53 dollars and hour, double that after 40 hours a week or $106 an hour

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 06:20:

morph, fok the colombianas, lets go after drunken Irish broads!
I wanna go back to that irish pub late at night when is crowded.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 06:47:

FOK COLOMBIA!!!! I'M TAKING MY BLACK INJUN OLD ASS TO ICELAND,
WOW!!!! NOW THAT THAR IS THE ALL MIGHTY Y PODEROSO GIVE TO MANKIND THE REST IS CHUM CHANGE

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 06:50:

to think that i have to pay for colombian CHUCHA while i could have that for free, chitttt!!!
I had hundreds of broads like that in my younger days for FREE now i have to travel all the way to fokin colombia to pay 100 mil pesos to colombianas, the inhumanity

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 06:53:

she looks like cameron fokin diaz

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 07:18:

Hey modefoque, since you claim to be such big stud, la monda grande with gringa girls why not go after them? Simple!
NOW I’M TOO FOKIN OLD AND UGLY and they could not care less about my miserable few bucks.
Then why go all the way to Colombia?
In Colombia I’m still old and ugly but I have something they want and NEED! What? To dig their nicely painted claws DEEP into my dolares.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 07:31:

yeah morph, the young modefoque has a couple more weeks and after that back to medellin and all the CHUCHA he could handle.
He said he spent the most boring christmas and new years ever in his life, here in NYC.
he wanted to gotto times square but did not want to go alone and no fokin way in hell i'm gonna stand outside at night with out a single fokin drink just to watch some fokin ball.
If i wanted to see a ball, i have two hairy old and smelly balls hanging between my legs, one hanging much lower than the other

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 07:43:

roci, nearly half of barranquilla is of Turco (Arab) heritage

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 07:43:

you wanna see my kid, he looks like a fokin Habib Osama Bin Vaina

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 07:52:

sorry too big

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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goin_south says on Jan 3, 2008, 07:54:

No, I jus want your job after you go back to Colombia
'Elmo de Freeloader'

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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goin_south says on Jan 3, 2008, 07:54:

Who gives a f about colombianas in Queens?

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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goin_south says on Jan 3, 2008, 07:56:

Of course with all that global warming and manhattan under el agua...
there's gonna eventually be alot of work to do...
I better kee running this coonass whorehouse

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 07:58:

If my kid looks arab you should see me now, i look like fokin doctor mahammad buttha

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 08:02:

jajajaj pirate jijjijjij that modefoque gets so much hot latina chucha in NYC every time he walk in the house i ask him if i could smell his finger just so i could get a boner

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jan 3, 2008, 08:03:

I'm moving this thread to off-topic.

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 08:28:

guys, i'll take my black ass to iceland if you guys go

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Jan 3, 2008, 09:15:

"While your at it can you delete the 5 multiple handles of Chorizo? He already admitted to a list of deleted handles. But keep him though."

Sure, just tell me what they are. I can't tell a troll even if it bit me on the nose.

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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podborski says on Jan 3, 2008, 09:34:

I had just finally decided my next trip was going to be cali, now I gotta go to Iceland?

Well at least I won't have to fret about the icelandic women who wouldn't give me a second look in Queens. Or does NYC have an iceland barrio too where the hot girls all hang out with the viking guys wearing furs and big horned hats and all that?

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elmodefoque says on Jan 3, 2008, 11:29:

i have a question,
back in my younger days i'm sure i would had screwed half of the broads in iceland, but now i'm one old modefoque, what are my chances? and don't tell me to date broads my age for that i'll go to a fokin trailer park in florida and get myself one of them thar 5 dollar crystal meth smokin granma.

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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Robert Jorge says on Jan 3, 2008, 18:09:

Iceland is not 11 hours from New York City. From JFK, it is probably 4 or 5 hours. Put it this way: It takes 8 or 9 hours to get to Frankfurt, Germany from New York. Iceland is more or less half way there. It is a common layover stop for flights between Chicago, New York, and Detroit to other major European cities. Iceland is an easy flight. Just enough time for a movie and about 4 beers.

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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Robert Jorge says on Jan 3, 2008, 18:14:

If you look at a globe of the world, measure the distance (with a string) from a point in the US to a point in Europe, going straight "like the crow flies". Then, from the same point, make a north eastern arc to Iceland and then a south eastern arc down to the European point. The second string will be about a third shorter. So, flights from the US to Europe generally go over New Foundland, Nova Scotia, then southern Greenland, miss Iceland barely, and come back down over the islands north of Great Britain and Ireland.

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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goin_south says on Jan 3, 2008, 18:18:

goin_straight, ... I'm sure that's what you meant ;)

When I was 20, I was worried about what everyone thought. When I was 40, I didn't care what anyone thought. When I was 50, I realized... NO ONE WAS EVER THINKING ABOUT ME :-))

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elmodefoque says on Jan 4, 2008, 07:45:

if you guys really going to iceland, count black ass in too.
For the best CHUCHA in the world, hell yeah i fly clear accross the planet

curramba, la puerta de oro, lo de mas es monda!!!

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