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PBH Romantic Tips.....

Well, as we all know, romance doesn't come natural to everyone... Sometimes people need a little push and guidance in the right direction....

And since we haven't had any exceptional fun lately, I thought that today is the day to start helping some off our PBH members and asking everyone to tell a story or give a few pointers to those that need the assistance....

There are variations of romance and sometimes you have to make it work based on the personality....

One of my favorite treats is chocolate covered strawberries.... Let's say your a, oh I don't know... Military guy.... and have NO idea how to make something romantic.... Well, a nice little twist would be chocolate covered strawberries that look like little granades!.... Kind of mix both personalities together and tada... A little romantic hint to the one you're dating...

By msaucey on Mar 31, 2008, 20:39 in Off Topic.

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 20:42:

Patito... I know you've got a ton of romantic stories.... Why don't you help out your fellow brothers/sisters.... Dannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn........ Not that I'm picking on you......

One of the things, I love is spontaneous romantic gestures... I mean it doesn't have to be expensive.... No, daily dozen roses or anything like that... But, hell a nice little surprise can have a big impact..... A room filled with lit candles... Which I believe is popular amongst almost all women....

Anybody care to share....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:03:

I agree that spontaneous is especially nice. Everyone expects something romantic on Valentine's Day (ahem) but to experience/receive something romantic on just an ordinary day is even better.

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

MitchAlvarez says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:10:

best thing my woman can do for me is to make sure she is naked when i get home from work. honestly we can order food so relax on the cooking and you dont have to clean up cus im messy....... just make sure you got them sexy tangitas on or nothing at all.

now thats my kind of romantic gesture.......... u do that for me. you got me!!!!!!!

now if you can cook really good colombian food. im getting the ring!!! :)

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escasez de aguardiente. :)

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:18:

Thank you Mitch, but I think some of us were looking for the opposite... romantic things a man can do for a woman. In general, guys aren't as interested in the "romantic" side of things are women, don't you agree? I wouldn't classify greeting someone at the door with a Colombian meal while naked as a jaybird as being "romantic". ;) I'd just call that... "pleasing the man", but not exactly romantic. But maybe that's just my feminine viewpoint and you guys actually do see that as being romantic?

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

MitchAlvarez says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:21:

travelingirl........ dont be so serious. i was joking princess

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escasez de aguardiente. :)

MitchAlvarez says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:21:

tg are you looking for romance and love is that it?

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escasez de aguardiente. :)

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:26:

You were just joking? I honestly thought every man's dream was to have a woman show up at the door naked, with supper on the table! lol

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

MitchAlvarez says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:27:

ok maybe i wasnt. :(

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escasez de aguardiente. :)

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:27:

HAHA, I knew it! ;)

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

MitchAlvarez says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:29:

well actually a mans dream is to have a mute, sexy and attractive woman show up naked to our room.

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escasez de aguardiente. :)

MitchAlvarez says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:29:

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escasez de aguardiente. :)

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:30:

Ah, MUTE? I see... (eyeroll)

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:32:

You mentioned naked... what ever happened to sexy lingerie?

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

MitchAlvarez says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:34:

i love the whole eyeroll thing too.....it turns me on. jaja

ok i can substitute naked for sexy lingerie.

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escasez de aguardiente. :)

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:36:

Ugh, Men.
Women are under the impression that you all like the lingerie... like opening up a present at Xmas.

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:36:

Hey Mitch...my ex-bf did that for me once. He met me in my hotel room and was waiting for me naked when I got back from work. What...no hello? Oh wait...that was hello.... I guess it goes both ways.

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:39:

That is too funny, Houston!

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:40:

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:41:

Yeah, we had a lot of room service that weekend......

And TG....sexy lingerie doesn't have to be taken off.....right Mitch?

MitchAlvarez says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:41:

yea i like opening up gifts but sometimes the gift wrap isnt needed.
key word: sometimes.

Tengale miedo a una huelga de mujeres o a una escasez de aguardiente. :)

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:43:

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:45:

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:45:

Dawg makes an appearance!
I'd probably laugh if a dude started playing that first song for me though. lol Maybe it is just the beginning part where he's talking that cracks me up.

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:45:

I rest my case. Baby do we have to talk anymore?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:46:

I agree TG. Too many movies and TV shows have used the songs that it would be hard to keep a straight face.

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:46:

Ok dawg, tell us something romantic you've done for a lady.

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:52:

Dawg, be back in 20 min. Hopefully you will have shared an example with us by then. ;)

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:53:

no words can describe, no gifts can buy, it's all about what makes her feel good.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 21:57:

ok, where is Dan, who I suspect this post is for, in particular? the pink panty girls are not cornering me this time. I had nothin to do with what brought this post about.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:03:

I agree Chris. The man had to understand the woman to know what she would like. Some women are awed by gifts and show. Others prefer the simple things.

I had recall very romantic night. It was a restaurant where we sat on the floor on pillows after climbing a spiral staircase to the room. The place was lit by candles only (maybe some very soft lighting...I didn't notice). We didn't eat. Just drank and talked a little. The atmosphere was dripping wtih romance.

What I loved most was that he decided to take me there. I had no idea where we were going and it was a complete surprise. He was trying to win me over and it worked.

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:08:

lucky guy, but he knew what to do, I gotta give it to him.
I prefer the girls that like the simple feeling gestures, and simple deep feeling pleasures, not the gifts and show. the gifts and show tend to scare us non Donald Trump types.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:10:

I think that's the thing HG... The element of surprise.....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:11:

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:12:

There are some people that literally will have noooooooo idea what romance or spontaneous gesture to do, even though their girlfriend may be light hearted and easy going....I think that might make it a little tougher....

Let me think back to my dating days... Because married life is completely different.....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:13:

ez in early dating daze. any tips for afterwards msaucey?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:14:

And we all know that TG is a simple girl. She doesn't need gifts and show. I think anything to show thought, effort, etc. goes a long way.

Thus I was thrilled by the excitement of not knowing where we were going or what to expect. And when we got there, I was blown away by the atmosphere. Perhaps that's a winning combination.

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:14:

Danny Boy has already been put to bed. But he knows he has a thread to look forward to reading when he wakes up in the morning. ;)

Aw, I like this last song, Dawg! So precious!

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:15:

Mitch is a hoot!.... I just picture the reverse scenario..... Ever been to one of those sex shops that sell the male thongs with little characters, elephant trunk!... LOL..... If that doesn't scream romance, I don't know what does!...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:17:

You are right, TG doesn't need gifts or show, but they aren't bad sometimes. ;)

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:19:

I keep searching for one that will scream romance to you and hg and ms, but only keep proving that we guys have no real clue. I promise not to post Ol Danny Boy. Fortunately this post is to put him on the hot seat, not the Dawg this time.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:19:

CDawg.... I think I've always tended to be the romantic person in a relationship... Damn me and my control issues.... I had a boyfriend once that was an artist and would on occassion draw murals in our living room depicting us and followed by a nice glass (bottle) of wine and a massage....

I'm a sucker for massages..

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:21:

Well, speaking of hot seat.... CDawg... What have you done for your colombianita lately in Bog?.... hmmm..... I know inside the Dawg lives a romantic beast!

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:22:

Aw, I feel kinda badly. I don't want Danny Boy to think I'm picking on him.

Ooo, Houston and msaucey, sounds like you two had some romantic guys!

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:23:

"A room filled with lit candles..."?
Oh, f* at k; now I have to buy f*&king candles.
I've got the sinnamon chocolate syrup on the stove... wasn't thinkin.. berries, though..jja

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:25:

Dan... sinammon chocolate covered nipples,... usually gets me off..jaj
NO, SAUCEY, ... I'm talkin the nipples on my Sailor Jerry bottles.. jaja

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:25:

I'm not sure Dan even owns a candle.

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:25:

ms, I have, just ask tg, but it is too poignant and personal for a public forum.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:26:

If Hg had a romantic guy.... well, now I know why he's gone.
"white chocolate covered kernel corn'... jaj!

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:26:

Um yes... Dawg's most recent romantic gesture put tears in my eyes. That's how precious he is!

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:29:

yeap, thank tg. I barked at the moon all night for her.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:30:

Really patito... I for some reason was picturing you covering your nipples with canela y chocolate....

TG.... Dan is that rational guy that things, candles = fire!....

Dan, we're not picking on you... Obviously Mitch needs little help in the romance department too, since it's all about him!....

CDawg... are you all of a sudden sleeping or something?... You've magically disappeared....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:33:

Oh... Well, if TG says it's romantic, then I take your word for it... can you send Dan a PM and point him in the right direction....

Oh, I just remembered when I was 17, I wasn't allowed to really date much....But, there was this guy that was trying to win me over... Outside my bared bedroom window there was a landing, so he would sit out there and play his guitar for me... A little serenade... That was cute....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:33:

Dawg, your barking at the moon comment made me laugh. hehe

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:34:

well I quickly realized that all of my songs were stupid typical seduction songs, and started thinking I gotta get beyond that msaucey, and then I realized, I don't have the resources necessary for doing it.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:37:

OMG.. Msaucey, the guitar serenade is very sweet! Makes me think of several instances in "Love in the Time of Cholera". So romantic!

Hmm, the things that Dawg did truly came from the heart, and can't really be copied.

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:37:

I have a bunch of romantic songs, but they're all in spanish......those worked on me too.

Oh and the singing MS....yes, singing softly in your ear.

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:38:

"I Could Fall in Love" by Selena. ;)

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:39:

and my question to you girls is:

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bamacellist says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:40:

I'm real curious to see where this thread goes. I can say "men this" and "men that" but it's a little silly because for the most part I am really say "these are my feelings". We can only pretend to speak in impersonal generalities. So, how many are brave enough to reveal themselves here?

Speaking for myself (!) it's a serious mistake for women to believe men don't crave these little strokes, the clues and assurances that yes you are indeed thinking of them, that they have left fingerprints on your soul and you enjoy that, and that, yes, you are willing to let them know, you want them to know. Yeah we don't really like that feeling of being taken for granted any more than you do. And, I think too many women don't know this. I don't mean to blame them... too few cultural clues and we men are probably not very good at helping you understand this, but think about it.

I really do believe it's possible to fall in love and keep falling, never hitting the ground, if that's what you (both) want. Most couples fail, I believe, precisely because they aren't generous enough with these little gestures that hold so much potential for joy and delight.

Have you ever felt the warmth on your partner's side of the bed after he/she's gotten up and closed your eyes and smiled? Did you find a way to tell them? Yes, indulge your own moment of intimate joy, but let them know about the gift they gave you. What could be more thrilling than knowing the person you love cherishes your presence so deeply?

I like sending sappy text messages; "I'm thinking of you! Thanks for the smile *kiss* " I think text messages and emails are fabulous tools for this because the recipient get to enjoy the message completely privately, can savor it and the feelings it inspires thoroughly and selfishly. Send your partner an email with a recording of you saying "I love you." How often do we get to hear those words and simply bask in their true significance?

I agree thoroughly that we need these small gestures. As wonderful as those extravagant events and gifts can be, we need these intimate gestures to communicate that we cherish our partners and their presence beside us.

Ok... I'm a pathetic sap. But I'm not embarrassed or ashamed. I kind of enjoy it. Except when I watch movies with my kids.

"The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand."

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:40:

And of course there's that famous scene in "Say Anything" with John Cusak standing in the rain playing his boombox to win his girl back.....

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:42:

I have a horrible memory and wasn't all that into the guy, and can't for the life of me, tell you what songs they were... Actually, I think he sang whatever he wrote.... another artist type....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:43:

I can tell dis tread... has been everything betw hilarity and ... what... Dawg's romanticism has Tg cryin? Dawg! Now that is a new sort of Dawg House of Blues? or ... what?

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:43:

Well of course men like these things too.

Actually bamacellist, I'm not much of a romantic and too many texts of "I'm thinking of you" would make me run the other direction! And I know a number of women who feel the same way. There's mush and then there's too much mush.

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:45:

Good comment, Bama. And no, you aren't a sap!!! I love it! :)

Dawg, you can make your "love stay" just by continuing to do what you do!

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:47:

This song is played a LOT on the Spanish stations here and it's one that I consider romantic.

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:49:

And since there's a distance between you two...this is perfect (Sin Bandera's Kilometros):

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:49:

gs I expressed to tg a moment in my life that can never be replicated. we lost, or had stolen, the camera that held our wedding photos, our wedding on the beach of San Andres, and I only tried to express to my freind tg, since every one kept asking me for photos, and it hurt so bad every time that I had to say they were lost, how beautiful the scene actually was, and how no photos could ever convey it completely as it actually was.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:50:

Bam... I do know what you mean.... I have to kiss my partner good bye before I leave for work in the morning and whisper I love you... Hell, some days I'm just late and curl right back into bed.... What's another half hour?....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:52:

Mononoke28 posted a couple good songs on the upstairs tread.. even one by the dastardly Diomedes.... Hey.. where do you think Modofoque is right now... and what's he up to? listening to diomedes.. fqn a Barranquilleran hoe.. and/or.. went to Panama for vacation?

or, trying to cleanse 's colon with Ron Caldas Viejo? jaja

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:52:

Oh Chris, I'm so sorry to hear that the photos were lost. That's the saddest thing! But you will always have your memories and you'll laugh about it years from now.

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:54:

That's a bummer CDawg.... That's a shame.... But, the important part is that a new magical moment of your life has begun.... And, with the lack of pictures, the memory of your wedding will be kept with more detail in your mind, since you don't have a picture to refer to....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:55:

Dawg?... su camera fue perdido?
(how's that Saucey?)

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:56:

Yeah, I'd flip out if my wedding photos had been stolen/lost. Poor Dawg :(

Thanks Houston, for the songs. That first Camila one sounds familiar...

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:56:

""Hell, some days I'm just late and curl right back into bed.... What's another half hour?....""

jjja. yer a bad influence; no puede viene a la festival!

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:58:

now I am about the cry. thanks hg, and ms, that is the thing, the details I think are more important to us now, and more vivid, because of the contrast of the photos being lost forever. well, at least maybe some thief is enjoying them. jaja

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 22:59:

maybe we'll see them on the internet soon! who knows?

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:00:

Aw, Dawg. :( Your memories are beautiful though. You can just tell your family about it, and I know they'll feel the same way I did!

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:03:

"""greeting someone at the door with a Colombian meal while naked as a jaybird"""
Saucey, I dono why you call on a duck when you got a Falcon for training...
Mithc,./... thanks for the hint! Cuase my patsusa says 'she can cook'!
We'll C

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:06:

I don't want to hijack the thread but I do really appreciate the support, the kind of support only the gentler gender can provide, for the lost photos. thanks panthers, seriously, as I have beaten myself up over it to no good end.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:06:

CDawg... You need to have an artist draw two shadowy figures on the beach of San Andres.... This will be your overall keeper of a picture lost in time.... and then that leads to your wedding story... Always keeping it alive....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:07:

Oooo, that's a fabulous idea, MSaucey!!! Why didn't I think of that?!

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:08:

Dawg.. quit beaten yerself up.
Just get yer a*%e down here to the festival and the rest of us will gang up on ya!

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:09:

G_S, please tell me it's la pastusa at the door in the buff and not you!... hee-hee-hee....

CDawg... There is ABSOLUTELY no reason to be beating yourself over this.... Yes, it's a shame that the pictures are gone forever... But, as everything in life, things happen for a reason... And this may be the reason why... So, that the memory will truly last forever a long with your love tale....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:10:

Ohhh MS...that's perfect!

And dawg...feel free to use the songs above to woo your wife from afar. Kilometros will work for you.

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:12:

Dawg... R u feelin bettere yet?
r ya feelin ... da love?

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:13:

OK...another song. Chris can send this one to his wife. Te Mando Flores by Fonseca.

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:14:

well ms, one good thing is I can't be called out on makin stuff up, embellishing, 20 years from now. seriously, I am ok on it, but have been torn up a bit, and this is the first time, in this forum, that I actually have begun to feel better about it, because of the sensitivity that you girls have all shown, and by gs too, how do I say?, in his own way.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:15:

Glad to hear you are starting to feel better about it, Dawg. I'd seriously consider Msaucey's suggestion though. I think it sounds lovely. :)

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:16:

what is that guy singing?
"I'm sorry for losing the freakin camera, but we've got good coffee and it's all only a dream"?

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:18:

Hey GS...go google the lyrics and translate the words man!

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:19:

CDawg... you must be referring to G_S soft side when he says things like this...

"I'm sorry for losing the freakin camera, but we've got good coffee and it's all only a dream"?

Right?

Patito chiflado!

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:20:

BTW HG, that's one of my favortie songs....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:21:

...posting baby pics..
I like the toon.

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:22:

This is one of my other favorites...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:27:

My argument here for why guys need girl friends, or otherwise or foked up:

"I'm sorry for losing the freakin camera, but we've got good coffee and it's all only a dream"?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:28:

MS - Te Mando Flores is probably one of my favorites as well. I like your song too. Need to add it to my collection.

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:29:

Haha, funny, Dawg.
You know us girls would never say something like that to you!!! lol

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:30:

I can't send it to mi chica pero no se what the words are that I might be insinuating

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msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:34:

See, CDawg, we disappear for a while, but we appear just in the knick of time!... We've got your back!....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:34:

Dawg....google the song and translate the lyrics. That should make you feel comfortable enough to send. It simply needs to convey how you feel.

P.S. Both Te Mando Flores and Kilometros were sent to me.

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:36:

I'll take your word for it Hg, and send it. typical guy, I know, don't start in on me.

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msaucey says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:38:

Don't worry, you wont go wrong with that song... Except the last part where it says something about, Naked with Food in hand.... Something like that.... j/k...

Okay all, WAYYYYY past my bedtime.. You all have a good one, great chatting.... Good Nite....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:40:

Haha, that was funny. "Naked with food in hand". Love it. Sweet dreams, MS.

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:41:

Seriously dawg....just google and paste into freetranslation.com It'll give you the gist of the song. And really, it's the sentiment that counts. This was the first song I received.

Te Amo by Franco de Vita

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:45:

I take your work for it hg, it's already on its way to the southern hemisphere, sink or swim.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:47:

you mean, it's already..............'goin_south'?

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:48:

""the last part where it says something about, Naked with Food in hand.... Something like that..""

jjja, here we are back to square.... dos.

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:51:

Okay, before we all go to bed (and I really need to if I'm not going to fall asleep during tomorrow's student presentations that I have to grade...snooze)...
any last thoughts?

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

christobeldawg says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:53:

please change your avatar, he's suffered enough, as have we. good night y beunas suertes

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

houstongal says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:56:

Good night y'all. Great chatting! You raised my spirits 10,000 fold. I was a little down earlier. Thanks folks!

goin_south says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:58:

yeah, it's late.
none of you will survive la mañana.
lo siento.

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

travelingirl says on Mar 31, 2008, 23:59:

Glad we could help, Houston! Good night, all!

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

houstongal says on Apr 1, 2008, 00:03:

It is late GS, but it was actually good to be up since I was receiving emails from China and the Philippines tonight. Just trying to get plans for this vacation in May settled. It's been a pain to coordinate with the time difference. You send an email and wait 24 for a response. I've been waking up early just to see if I received any word from the travel agent or my traveling buddy and respond before their day ends. I'll be glad when we have our trip arranged.

Dan says on Apr 1, 2008, 05:20:

I see that everyone had a busy night.
Oh, and 3 times, that I saw first scan around the thread that people are saying that they're "not picking" on me.... Sorry, you guys didn't cover yourself very well there.

"Not that I'm picking on you......"
-I thought that's the point of this thread.

"She doesn't need gifts and show"
-HA!!! Two words, Shoes and Jewlery

"I don't want Danny Boy to think I'm picking on him."
-Too late.

"I'm not sure Dan even owns a candle."
-Threw them out when the ex left.

"Dan is that rational guy.... candles = fire!.... "
-YES! Thank you!!

"Dan, we're not picking on you"
-Not entirely but, yes, you are.

Go ahead and change your avatar, TG or I'll resort to putting this guy up on mine:

God Bless America!

morphus says on Apr 1, 2008, 06:17:

Being romantic is easy. Just spend lots of money on the woman.

esanch36 says on Apr 1, 2008, 08:23:

Las V-day I got a bucket of Kentucky friend chicken some beer and went to my girlfriends house, where i watched the b-ball game and then made some ck grease infused love to my GF. MMMMM theres something about the Colenal that makes me go

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings; the inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of miseries

msaucey says on Apr 1, 2008, 08:29:

Dang Dan... You were able to decipher our encryption and subtleness... The upside is that know you can start practicing some of the generous suggestions.... Heck you could even start with escanch suggestion, only I'd change it a bit and dress up like the Colonel....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

morphus says on Apr 1, 2008, 09:03:

I know a guy that proposed marriage to a girl during a helicopter ride over Manhattan with a cubic zirconia wedding ring. He got turned down. So sad!

msaucey says on Apr 1, 2008, 09:07:

You had me intrigued with the helicopter ride over Manhattan and definitely lost me at cubic zirconia.... Hello, even a small diamond would have work out better then a cz....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

Dan says on Apr 1, 2008, 09:08:

Me? "dress up like the Colonel"?

-I don't think so.

God Bless America!

houstongal says on Apr 1, 2008, 10:13:

Now if the guy used some of the $ he spent on the helicopter ride, maybe he could've bought her a nicer ring! Guess he worked too hard on the delivery.

travelingirl says on Apr 1, 2008, 10:46:

Ok, fine, I'll change my avatar.
See guys, I KNEW he'd think we were picking on him! :(

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

Dan says on Apr 1, 2008, 13:57:

"See guys, I KNEW he'd think we were picking on him!"

-Ummm maybe because you WERE!! hehehe

God Bless America!

travelingirl says on Apr 1, 2008, 14:58:

Ok, you caught us. ;)

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

msaucey says on Apr 1, 2008, 15:55:

Dan, I wasn't picking on you.... Ummm.... I was picking on patito?.....

So.... Did you learn anything new?

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

Dan says on Apr 1, 2008, 16:40:

learn what, again?

You know,,, selective reading...hehe

God Bless America!

travelingirl says on Apr 1, 2008, 17:22:

Men! lol

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

Dan says on Apr 1, 2008, 17:56:

we're listening.....

God Bless America!

travelingirl says on Apr 1, 2008, 17:56:

No you're not! That's the point!

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

christobeldawg says on Apr 1, 2008, 18:15:

I'm sorry, I was watching ESPN, what did you say tg?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

travelingirl says on Apr 1, 2008, 18:17:

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

eywed says on Apr 2, 2008, 17:53:

Once with one of my girlfriends the first time we made love 2 quarters fell out of her jean while I was taking them off of her. I pushed the two quarters under the bed and later picked the up and kept them. Come christmas time I had the quarters mounted in gold and gave one to her on christmes day and I kept the other to wear. You would have thought I gave her a million dollars the way she acted over that quarter. How does that rate Girls.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

msaucey says on Apr 2, 2008, 18:16:

See Eywed... We knew there was a couple of you romantic guys on here somewhere....

That was soooo sweet.....

Dan.... did you make a note.... Oh, wait, I'm not picking on you....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

travelingirl says on Apr 2, 2008, 18:26:

Aw, I love the sentimental stuff.

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

Dan says on Apr 2, 2008, 18:27:

you would....

God Bless America!

travelingirl says on Apr 2, 2008, 18:41:

Msaucey, as evidenced by Dan's last two avatars, no, I don't think he's taken note. ;)

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

Dan says on Apr 2, 2008, 18:43:

be glad I'm keeping it clean

God Bless America!

msaucey says on Apr 2, 2008, 18:47:

Come on Dan.... Take the gloves off and spice it up.... Make it dirty is you wish.... Trust me, I can handle dirty....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

travelingirl says on Apr 2, 2008, 18:50:

I think he was referring to the pictures being "clean". Although I think he's making a pretty big assumption lol

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

goin_south says on Apr 2, 2008, 21:08:

I don't know about clean, but I know HOT! una spicey ('rrrrr... Saucey!) Colombiana... I think I know who that is... no? dang; can't remember her name right now... she's got TOO MANY clothes on. ... .. nice choice, ... uh, Dan!

"Trust me, I can handle dirty"... jajaj, Maybe yer name should have been: "MSucia" lol!!!

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

podborski says on Apr 2, 2008, 22:20:

I could give lots of romantic tips on what NOT to do : )

goin_south says on Apr 2, 2008, 22:24:

i-pod... seems Dan already has that cova'd.
but then.. We haven't heard 'straight answers' from Tg.

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

christobeldawg says on Apr 2, 2008, 22:24:

jaja ipod, I could definitely help with that. Glad to hear I am not alone on that expertise.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

travelingirl says on Apr 2, 2008, 22:24:

What kind of answers from me are you wanting, GS?

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

morphus says on Apr 3, 2008, 06:13:

Well, theres not much romance going on here in the U.S. Less than 1% of American women are virgins on their wedding night. Not only that, there will be 1 or 2 guys at the wedding reception that already had sex with her.

kalder says on Apr 3, 2008, 10:47:

Romance is for the weak.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

paulr says on Apr 3, 2008, 15:40:

This is class!

Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

christobeldawg says on Apr 3, 2008, 23:05:

"romance is for the weak."

Kalder, I will give you one, or maybe 2, chances, to retract that statement, ok?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

goin_south says on Apr 3, 2008, 23:12:

romance... no igual... kalder.
Let's beat 'm up, CDawg.

why can't the freakin Chung King Chinese just LEAVE THE FREAKN DOLLY LLAMA and Tibet ... ALONE!

christobeldawg says on Apr 3, 2008, 23:31:

busy lately, with things, jaja, but occassionally I have to respond here. Kalder?

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

kalder says on Apr 4, 2008, 01:09:

'Do woo wuv me, Huggly-Wuggly?'
'I wuv woo wif all my heart, Bunny-Wunny!'
'Weely, weely wuv me?'
'Weely!'

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

Colombiche says on Apr 4, 2008, 06:37:

I once had a really bad fight with a boyfriend. He tried buzzing me from downstairs but I wouldn't open the door. I lived on a second floor and had a balconey.

He called me up on my cell from a blocked number, when I picked up he said "go to the balconey" and hung up. I went to the balcony and it was full of roses. I still picture him standing out there and throwing rose after rose all the way up to my 2nd floor balconey.... I must say the anger faded.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

kalder says on Apr 4, 2008, 06:51:

You must be one hell of a good cook.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

Dan says on Apr 4, 2008, 10:52:

Here's an article I found recently:

"Why men should pair off with younger women."

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn13497-why-men-should-pair-off-wi...

God Bless America!

travelingirl says on Apr 4, 2008, 15:28:

Dan, this article assumes men actually WANT "more" children.

Colombiche, I loved your balcony story!

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

MaFe says on Apr 4, 2008, 15:44:

travelingirl says on Monday March 31st, 2008 21:03:

"I agree that spontaneous is especially nice. Everyone expects something romantic on Valentine's Day (ahem) but to experience/receive something romantic on just an ordinary day is even better."

I am with TG...anything romantic for no reason means so much more than a holiday that forces you to get a gift!
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MitchAlvarez says on Monday March 31st, 2008 21:10:

"est thing my woman can do for me is to make sure she is naked when i get home from work. honestly we can order food so relax on the cooking and you dont have to clean up cus im messy....... just make sure you got them sexy tangitas on or nothing at all.

now thats my kind of romantic gesture.......... u do that for me. you got me!!!!!!!

now if you can cook really good colombian food. im getting the ring!!! :)"

Ah mijito pues start buying the anillo...I am a total nudist in my place..and I learned to cook Colombian food a lo piasa because of my mom's family & my exes abulita who is from Medellin!!
Clothes are over rated...I am a naked, high heel girl...
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Colombiche...that story is great!!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

msaucey says on Apr 4, 2008, 15:58:

MaFe..."Ah mijito pues start buying the anillo...I am a total nudist in my place..and I learned to cook Colombian food a lo piasa because of my mom's family & my exes abulita who is from Medellin!!
Clothes are over rated...I am a naked, high heel girl..."

I'm going to go look at my bank account and see what I can purchase!!!

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

MaFe says on Apr 4, 2008, 16:02:

AHA MS...que chistosita no....I don't understand why all this up-tightness with clothes...I LOVE to get dressed up.
I am the type of woman who can get barefoot in a jungle, climb a mountain..but I am feminine and love to show off what God gave me...(of course in a sexy, classy way)

Remember I am a simple girl...ja ja ja

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

msaucey says on Apr 4, 2008, 16:11:

Cual chiste?... after your response, I'm going to check my other account to make it worth it..... =)

I'm not big on clothes, they are TOTALLY overrated....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

manINred says on Apr 4, 2008, 16:31:

Romance stories?

I have a shit story that will unfold tomorrow. I have completely gotten myself screwed.

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

manINred says on Apr 4, 2008, 16:33:

In fact, my romance story tomorrow will unfold like something out of Eastenders. I will be in a highly uncomfortable situation, in fact I'm dreading it. abuhhhhhh

I may just stay inside all day with my textbooks and of course, PoorBut(un)Happy. That is a much more pleasant option, quite frankly.

MaFe says on Apr 4, 2008, 21:14: