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PBH Romance

Ok have someone started talking to a member here and ended up in romance or in romance with someone you know? :)

I only know just one he ended up marrying my sister in law sister .

any other?

By kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) on Feb 22, 2008, 12:53 in Off Topic.

Plato says on Feb 22, 2008, 12:56:

Kat, are you home already?

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 12:57:

hi [plato, yep. i arrived on Tuesday after a nice long stay with my nearest and dearest :)))

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 12:58:

time fly when you're enjoying.... :((((((

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Colombiche says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:08:

This reminds me a bit of ColombianoX's "IF you could meet anybody on PBH who would it be and why?" thread.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:10:

LOL... Why, Kat, have you picked up on the blossoming relationship of our two PBH members....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Dan says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:12:

I can't say I've heard of anything.

God Bless America!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:14:

no me, but as i said I encouraged someone from this site to go to Colombia and he ended up marrying my sister in law sister ......

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:15:

she is living here in London now

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Dan says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:15:

and he isn't?

God Bless America!

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Plato says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:17:

Kat, so you're a cyber-matchmaker?

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Colombiche says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:17:

Okay, I am going to deviate from the original topic, but how about friendship?

When I started trolling here I never expected to end up making friends with people on PBH, but there are at least 6 people here who I now speak to and consider real life friends, even met a couple of them. Strange but true.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:17:

Dan, I heard about a picture of 2 PBH members was momentarily up, did you happen to see it?... wonder who they could be... hmm.....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:18:

another PBH member stayed at my family house in Villavo and he fell in love with my family specially my dad, jajaja, he even sent him a nice book and other things, he got on so well with my sister and she miss him a lot but not in a romancing way just in a friendly way... he said he wants to go back again. he knows my family will welcome him anytime...

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:18:

You all lured Dan out of hiding and got him in trouble now. lol

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:19:

Dan, they both are, they got married in Colombia.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:19:

TG guilty CONSCIOUS perhaps uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm JAJAJJAJ

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msaucey says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:20:

Kat, no estas poniendo atencion....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Dan says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:20:

msaucey... don't know what you're talking about..hehe
Kat, you only mentioned her.. I hope they are doing well

TG: I'm outta here... gotta get back to work :(

God Bless America!

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Dan says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:21:

Kat: You're good... Talk to everyone in a couple weeks... BYE!!

God Bless America!

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Plato says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:21:

I guess on takes a chance with cyber-romance. What if a guy meet Broom Hilda or a woman meets Steve Erkel? Worst yet, a pyscho? Hilary Clinton?

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:21:

Ah HA! I finally had an email in my inbox. I thought my comment might "light your fire", Dan. haha

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:22:

jaja Dan...............so am i right? jijijij

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msaucey says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:22:

Bye Dan..... Don't train to hard....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:23:

I thought Medoblado was making passes at me.....but that's just my luck, I'm a troll magnet!

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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msaucey says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:24:

Kat did you figure out the 2 PBH members....

Desi, I'm a witness, I've seen the way he's always teasing you.... he forgets you're a happily married women to a hot tempered caleno...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:25:

jajaja msaucey maybe... did you see how fast dan went into hiding,,, men!!!!

JAJAJAJ desi...

I get the weird ones....

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:33:

Colombiche well friendship are easier i have meet 3 people In real life who i am happy to welcome them to my home, and they know who they are :)))

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:44:

I've met three PBHers in real life and consider all of them close personal friends...they also know who they are. I feel priviledged of having met them and I know that if it hadn't been for PBH and internet I would've never met them at all. I can think of several others both here and on other forums that I would be more than happy to call my personal, real life friends.

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:53:

I wonder why we women find naughty boys or bad boys attractive, are we masoquist (sp)

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 13:56:

I would like to meet more people from here as you said Desi they sound quite fun to be around ... but they are so far away :((((

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 22, 2008, 14:06:

Yes, kat and for me it's even more difficult, since I'm not travelling a lot now; I spend my holidays mostly in Finland in the middle of the woods and don't get to meet anybody. You have a lot of interesting people living in UK...did you ever get together with pow wow?

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 14:18:

No, i don't know where is he? we always plan a reunion but never do it :(

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houstongal (Trustee board) says on Feb 22, 2008, 14:25:

McSaucey...you tried to drop hints, but I think they went waaaayyyyy over Kat's head.

Kat - I've met 8 PBHers in person thus far and I hear from one probably on a daily basis (but that will change next month - right G_S?). I've even cooked dinner for him (OK...he joined me for my Thanksgiving dinner) and he knows he's always welcome in my home.

As for the other 7 I've met in person, I keep in regular communication with one and periodically check in with the others. DePronto....hope to see you again in a couple of weeks?

I know my list will grow. There's too many great people on this board for me to meet and I travel too much for me not to run into someone on the road. What a special bunch of people!

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 14:31:

LOL, Ms saucey being saucey didn't drop hints i gather them jejej maybe I am wrong ....

I love to meet so many PBH poster including ms saucey, you houstonggal even Colombiche jejej i know we didn't got in a good start, but i think she is a great girl .....but as i said Being in Europe doesn't help.....:((((

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houstongal (Trustee board) says on Feb 22, 2008, 14:41:

Kat, I'm sure I'll be back in London some day. I like going to see plays and musicals there so I seem to return periodically. And I would love to meet the real Kat too!

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 14:50:

you are welcome HG and if you want to come to London and see plays let me know in advance, my daughter and husband love them, we usually go to London for weekends to see few.... I think some are wonderful, also we live near Stafford upon avon home of Shakespeare and there are lots of plays around :))) so let me know...

My daughter hopefully is joining this year the http://www.oldvic.ac.uk/ so that's why she is interested in lots of plays, one day hopefully we can go and see her performed. ;))))0

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 14:54:

I wound up falling in love with my posts, if that counts, Kat?

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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Colombiche says on Feb 22, 2008, 14:59:

Awww kat, I didn't realize we ever got off to a bad start (insert confused smily here)....

okay kodak moment coming guys...

Thanks for your words, you are cool too.... Next time I am in London I will give you a buzz, my client has sites all over the UK one of them I believe is in Cardiff....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Feb 22, 2008, 15:09:

I imagine kat1 as someone who laughs a lot, sips her drink slowly and gets up off her chair constantly.

Desi strikes me as the kind of lady that when you visit her house she puts a plate of cookies and a cup of coffee/tea in front of you. I don't know why I imagine she nods a lot when she is listening to you. She only wears comfortable shoes and refills your mug.

That's weird how you imagine and have intuitions about people you've never met...LOLOL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 15:10:

That's funny, Colombiche. I think I do the same thing, imagining how everyone acts in person based on their online personalities.

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Colombiche says on Feb 22, 2008, 15:11:

Yeah, it's not something I do consciously, I just can't help imagining people.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 15:15:

well you are right of the laughing, but sipping my drink slowly??? ja aa and getting of the chair constantly only if there are free drinks...............uhmmmmmmmmm

Desi... noooo she is fun, she is the one you can have lots of wine and have a great fun with her... that's what i gather when i saw her.. and her son,,,, better not to mention him if only i were single.....

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Colombiche says on Feb 22, 2008, 15:17:

Okay fine kat, Iied.... I imagined you downing the drinks fast, I just didn't want you to think I was picturing you as an alchie... ahahaha.

Desi - yeah, I imagine she is fun, but I was imagining her as a hostess for some reason, calm demeanor.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 15:19:

I imaging you Colombiche quite lively, full of fun... ready to go....

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 15:20:

but i think you need to have the right kind of people ... otherwise you will.how can i explain...uhmm will sunken? or not feel the same....

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Colombiche says on Feb 22, 2008, 15:21:

I down the drinks fast and enjoy making people laugh. I have my shy instrospective moments though and if I am bored I drift off very easily. I do like to focus on people and engage them in deep conversation.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 15:22:

For example my husband.... he was very impressed with Desis's son and Plato, and knowing him I know he will spent the whole night talking to this two and he will be a very happy person.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 15:24:

do you Colombiche? it doesn't seem ... you see a girl that can hold any conversation,,,,,

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Colombiche says on Feb 22, 2008, 15:26:

I do. I can talk up or down, I try to find a common ground with whoever is sitting in front of me, but when people get pretentious or I find the convo vacous I am really bad at hiding my boredom or dismay.. lol.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Feb 22, 2008, 15:55:

So, how am I pictured?.... hmmmm.... this could open a can of worms...

I want to meet all my buddies!... I need more travel money!!!

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:02:

msaucey uhmmmmmmmmmmmm

fun, calm, saucey heheheh, inquisitive, try to keep everybody happy..

am i right :(

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RAAAY says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:06:

Kat................I hope you dump that husband before I arrive with the diamonds............

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:15:

well if you look just like the pict you SHOW me oh my GOD!!!! :))))

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goin_south says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:22:

"........ I've even cooked dinner for him (OK...he joined me for my Thanksgiving dinner) and he knows he's always welcome in my home...."

Please, Hg! Stop it, now!
You promised not to .... KISS & TELL ;-(

Saucey, I swear... you can't trust girlz ;-)

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:33:

You make me laugh everytime you spell "girls" with a Z. haha

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houstongal (Trustee board) says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:34:

jajaja GS.....,...wasn't there a post about dinner somewhere? remember pumpkin pie?? OK...I'm hungry!

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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RAAAY says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:35:

Hmmmm.......did'nt work...............ahhh well

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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msaucey says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:36:

Kat said about me....fun, calm, saucey heheheh, inquisitive, try to keep everybody happy...

Well... very sweet to think that I'm calm... Actually, I'm sure I've never been described as such.... not even when I sleep!.... I'm antsy, I can't stay still and move about a lot... I'm a group planner and with that does come the duty of keeping everybody happy.... I think I'm hysterically funny, and have to remind those around me, in the event they forget....Damn it I'm a joy to live with!!! IMHO... sassy and saucey, to the extent of being a smarty pants (I'd say a$$, but that opens too many windows).... Inquisitive, ummm... I don't know, maybe, sometimes....

G_S, I know what you mean.... At least she didn't tell everyone how you chased the turkey around the house and put it in hot water then plucked the feathers.... ooops... sorry G_S, the girl in me came out!....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:37:

:)
i am off to bed, tomorrow I have a busy day...and i have jet lag!
good nite

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houstongal (Trustee board) says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:40:

jajaja....ms...you're always welcome to come over for dinner as well! i have a wonderful kitchen for entertaining.

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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houstongal (Trustee board) says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:40:

good night Kat!

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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houstongal (Trustee board) says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:41:

hey Roci...you handy with a mop? I need someone to clean my floors....interested?

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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msaucey says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:45:

HG, I would be bad company, I'd be doped up on Benadryl and definitely be boring.... Cat allergy is to the point that I can't be in the same house for more then 45 minutes... I've timed it, since I have quite a few friends with cats... they thought I was lying until they saw the allergy kick in..... The non-stop sneezing, runny nose, the shallow breathing, and the all too attractive swollen eyes to the point that they seal my eyes...

It's a shame, I used to love cats.... Had them growing up.... never had an issue.... with age come all the extra! yippy for me!

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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houstongal (Trustee board) says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:51:

Oh yeah....forgot about the allergy. That's really a BAD allergy! Ever tried getting allergy shots? I did that for 2 years and it helped. I don't has as many allergy problems as I used to (mold, pets, pollen, ragweed, dust).

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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houstongal (Trustee board) says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:51:

You wrapping up the day MS?

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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msaucey says on Feb 22, 2008, 16:59:

My allergies aren't as bad as they used to be, the smog free area I've been living in for the past 2 years has something to do with it... The only thing I'm allergic to is cats, and if you remember my "Dead Cat in Yard" post, I don't plan to get any cats anytime soon, just in case they're not innocent...

Yes, it's that time... but, I have to go home and get my items ready for testing, I'm going to start meeting with the kids in the morning.... so next week will be a low appearance week for me...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Plato says on Feb 22, 2008, 17:39:

Aww what a nice thread (awwww). Group hug. . . . .Just kidding. I'd like to meet a few people here. Hopefully, I'll meet Roci next month - but not for romance. Lunch, drinks, good talk - whatever. Kat - you're great!

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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msaucey says on Feb 22, 2008, 17:41:

Plato, no mientas, you too have a crush on Roci.... It's okay, there's a few other members that have a crush on him....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Plato says on Feb 22, 2008, 17:45:

Msaucey, can't put anything over on you. He does read kind of hot. . . .

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Plato says on Feb 22, 2008, 17:51:

I think I'm going to have me a scotch. I preparing for a lecture tomorrow but I need to unwind - damn. Maybe my lecture will be better, or maybe I'll be a nutty professor an just confuse everybody even more.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 17:53:

Plato, you know what they say, if you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull$h!t.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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Plato says on Feb 22, 2008, 17:55:

That's right billyb - so I'm razz-matazzing some MAJOR bullshit tomorrow. I'll just talk about what goes on PBH. Get ready for some newcomers.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Plato says on Feb 22, 2008, 17:59:

All right. Here’s the thing about being an economist: if you ask them something and they say “it depends", they’re bullshitting you. And that piece of advice, my friends, is for free.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Plato says on Feb 22, 2008, 18:12:

Well, my buddy found his wife through the internet. A Brazilian living in Portugal. Most of us thought he was nuts plus it was his second time meeting woman through the internet. The first time, he met a woman in the midwest and she had all kinds of problems. My buddy and her met up in a hotel room and her husband was looking for her. Damn. The dude had a gun.

Finally, he met up with the Brazilian. What a doll! And hot looking too! And so, so sweet, very respectful and warm.

They got married and are having their second child. This was about four years ago.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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MaFe says on Feb 22, 2008, 18:51:

Plato, interesting...one of my friend's , resmet someone over the internet. When they decided to get intimate; she found out he was a transvestite.
She didn't give up on online dating. Now, she has met her "other half" they have been dating for awhile, serious, and he is a very nice guy, charming respectful.

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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goin_south says on Feb 22, 2008, 19:06:

damn; you can never nap on "Friday Night Live PBH".
You sleep for a moment, everyone's talkin boutcha:
".... very nice guy, charming respectful..."
that's 'nough, MaFe... I know how we feel 'bout one 'nother

And, I'm a lil pissed! Houstongal.....
why you held out on me
and, I... ! had to clean the floors WITHOUT THE MOP ;-((

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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podborski says on Feb 22, 2008, 19:08:

"I get the weird ones...."

oh so now I'm weird

well yeah I guess that's true

te pienso gatito

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MaFe says on Feb 22, 2008, 19:35:

sssshhhhhhhh GS don't tell everyone!!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:23:

"I... ! had to clean the floors WITHOUT THE MOP ;-(("

Patis, did HG strap one of those balls in your mouth ala Pulp Fiction when she made you mop her floor with your hair?

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:27:

Plato:
"My buddy and her met up in a hotel room and her husband was looking for her. Damn. The dude had a gun. "

Eeek that is horrible!!!

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:34:

Does anybody have that pic that Clavo used to post of the naked, fat old guy posting as an 18 year old surfer girl? That was hilarious.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:35:

BillyB - you trying to freak me out now?

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:39:

I remember that dude billby, thanks for the memory

traveling hopefully is always better than arriving

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:39:

jaja, no Kitty, it's a funny pic that a PBHer used to use to illustrate that you never know who you are interacting with. I will try to find it for you.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:42:

BillyB: What is the name of that Sex Ball they throw every year in SFO?

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:43:

Not the Black and White Ball - or is it?

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:46:

The Exotic/Erotic Ball, didn't i see you there once?

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:50:

funny, we don't have one of those traditional dances in the south

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:50:

YES!!! that's it.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:50:

is that anything like a church social?

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:52:

lol

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:53:

It happens every year - i think around Halloween

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:53:

"is that anything like a church social?"

Yes, if the Church Lady was wearing stilletos, a bustier, garter belt and carrying a whip. BTW, did i just give too much away there??

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:55:

and no drinkin allowed at our version of that huh tg? we always got tanked before going in. actually there is alot to be said for a repressive society versus SFrancisco. we always felt like we were getting away with something.

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 21:57:

So you been working hard Billy?

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:00:

Amazing, but I've never been to a church social. And I call myself a Southerner?

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:00:

Wait, do church pancake breakfasts count as church socials? Or church yard sales?

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:01:

Tg - You are a southerner? What state?

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:01:

Ah, wait! I remember! My parents made me go to this one thing, were you go to one person's house for appetizers, another house for the main meal, and another house for dessert. So I guess that could be a church social since it was sponsored by the church.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:02:

I'm from East Tennessee.

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:02:

Now - that is another State I have not been to

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:03:

Tennessee?

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:06:

TG: Yes.....

Otherwise I mostly travel in the state of Confusion jaja

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:08:

church socials were our first chance at meeting girls. I think my first one was 9th grade. I was so pimply and soaked with sweat, and the girls were so much more mature, my only out was to dance like John Travolta

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:09:

You really should visit TN sometime. You can just skip West TN, and go on over to East TN. It has the beautiful Smoky Mountains and tons of southern stereotypes as well to amuse you. I didn't realize how wonderful it was when growing up. Not to say I'd want to move back there, but it was a great area to live as a child.

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:11:

My brother, a friend and i actually were kicked out of church in cali when we were around 10 years old. There were two dogs doing the nasty outside the church door and we couldn't stop laughing. Everybody was telling us to shut up, but we couldn't stop laughing (what do you expect from 10 yo boys) so the priest stopped the service and ordered us out. Needless to say, i've pretty much stayed away since ;)

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:11:

Dawg, you couldn't meet girls at school? Or did you go to an all-boys school? I still haven't seen Saturday Night Fever.

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:12:

"I'm from East Tennessee."

here we go again, some more east tennessee snobbism , jaja.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:13:

Kitty, been working like a dog ;))

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:13:

billyb, our life was the same at that age, didn't matter where we were from.

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:15:

BillyB: I think its in the air - me too...;(

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:16:

Haha, billyb! Yes, there is the battle between East and West TN. But whatever, we get to hear you and Cat talk about Cali!

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:16:

Billy: They also delivered the wrong furniture....arrg

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:18:

TG; You jealous of Billy and I? jejeje

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:19:

arrrg? Kitty it depends, was the furn they delivered better than what you ordered?

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:19:

TG: Anytime you are in the area, give me a jingle ;).

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:20:

I've never been to California. Would love to visit!

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:20:

east tenn. must be somewhat like nwest SCarolina, maybe a bit more hillbilly but some similarities. we are all the same to the outside world. when I was your age, tg, I rejected it outright, because of the popular media perception, and wanting to be cool, as if I was from somewhere else, but then I found the other places had just as many idiots. seems wherever I go, there are about 10 to 1 idiots

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:21:

Billy - Well, the first shipment was like that. I got the second one and it was horrible. They even delivered it to the wrong address!! But I also learned there are nice people in the world - A total stranger offered to haul it all back for me - for free! Really nice

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:23:

TG: Anytime...chances are probably higher you end up in CA than I end up in Tennesse, unless of course there is a convention I get sent to.

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:24:

Dawg: "there are about 10 to 1 idiots"

Did you just say that church boy?

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:25:

I know! There are seriously idiots everywhere! And the South (including East TN) isn't the only place with hillbillies or rednecks or people living in trailors. I see it in the north and midwest too. But I was like that growing up... I thought I was different, wanted to see the world, didn't want to live in the same little town for the rest of my life. But now that I think about it, it really isn't that bad if that's what you WANT to do. As long as you are happy living in that tiny town, never crossing into another state, let alone stepping foot onto an airplane, nothing else matters.

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:28:

Necks are all over rural california. TG, you have to visit, as Kitty will tell you, Northern California is the center of the universe. BTW, i liked TN, it was very beautiful and the people, when you get to know them, are great.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:29:

Yeah, and if I go to California it would probably just be for vacation. I was looking online and my next conference is in Chicago, followed by Boston (not sure if I can go to that one) and then New Orleans. Nothing in California yet. :(

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:30:

You were in Jackson though, right billyb? Which is in the inferior part of the state. haha Ok, I'm kidding... sort of.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:31:

church boy?

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:31:

BillyB "Northern California is the center of the universe"

What - like the folks up in the Emerald Triangle? jaja

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:33:

TG: If you do come to CA for a conference, typically San Diego, SFO and sometimes Sacramento

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:35:

"You were in Jackson though, right billyb? Which is in the inferior part of the state. haha Ok, I'm kidding... sort of."

TG, that's so cruel of you (J/K), after all didn't Jackson just get destroyed by a tornado?

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:36:

jeje,dawggie, you going to let her call you churchboy???

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:37:

A small southern Baptist school did, yes. My lil' town here had some houses, businesses, and a church wiped off the face of the earth from that same line of storms.

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goin_south says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:38:

"""Patis, did HG strap one of those balls in your mouth ala Pulp Fiction when she made you mop her floor with your hair?"""

hey billy, lighten up!
Yer givin away all my answers for ''20 Q'S''.. ja

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:38:

is this becoming a politically correct joke forum, as in , the south is bad, California is so enlightened? again, there are many idiots here, but from my time there, well, just as many there

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:39:

Didn't you see where billyb said there were 'necks all over Cali too?

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goin_south says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:41:

"""if the Church Lady was wearing stilletos, a bustier, garter belt and carrying a whip. BTW, did i just give too much away there??"""

jajja... Now, you're givin away YOUR ANSWERS, billy! jaj

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:41:

Dawg: U OK?

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:41:

i just feel we get a bad rap in the south, as there are so many bright people here, and so many idiots also, sure, but, oh hell, never mind.

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goin_south says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:42:

church pancake breakfasts ... tg.. can that be at like... 2 or 3 in the morning?
please... not 7 or 9 am.. no!

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:42:

Dawg: "the south is bad, California is so enlightened?"

Where are you getting this interpretation from???

U in a bad mood? Missing you novia?

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:45:

yeap, somethin like that. anybody else wanna piece of me?

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:45:

Dawg: I dont know what angle you are coming from...?? Who made a bad comment about the South here?

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:45:

Yeah, those breakfasts were at 7 or 8am. UGH I don't even eat pancakes either.
We had a couple of "lock-ins" too when I was in middle school. I absolutely hated those.

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:46:

dawggie, neck is a state of mind and not a state in dixie. You go 50 miles inland in calif and you have the worst necks in the world. And "enlightment' is overblown anyways.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:46:

Dawg...that was YOUR OWN QUOTE..not mine I - are you drunk?

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:46:

I am sure I heard one somewhere. I'm mad as hell, and I ain't takin it any more.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:47:

HAHAHA

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:48:

Dawg: Ok ... you are either joking around or you are wasted..which is it?

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:48:

jaja, the only one nocking the south was TG, a southerner (a snobbish one at that, J/K)

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:49:

I am not really in the frggin mood to defend the south ahora mismo. just don't fok with me right now

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CatGirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:50:

?????. Ok - enjoy

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:52:

ok that's what kills me, we get a little liberal education, and then we turn on our own. I did it when I was a grad student, and I still see it.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:53:

I have to defend myself and say I wasn't knockin the south... just that East is better than West TN. hehe

However, I have some friends here in my new state that swear I'm from Connecticut. Not sure why they picked that state, I guess just b/c it is in the north. Apparantly there are a lot of things I do or don't do, that isn't very southern. And there I was thinking all along that I was a Southern Belle.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:53:

I am NOT a traitor, Dawg!

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:56:

jajaja, sorry about throwing you under the bus TG, but you had it coming, knocking that great region of the US of A known as Western Tennnessee ;)

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:57:

I think I have effectively run off the west coast for the night. It's got nothing to do with anything about the south. I am only frustrated by the problems inherent in a long distance relationship. I apologize catgirl.

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goin_south says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:57:

and when they (east and west tenn) can't beat one another, then they conglomerate and try to beat up on La.... (probably kickin the tigers but this year in BB... ouch!!)

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:58:

(sigh)
My northern friends make fun of my southern accent and southern ways while my southern friends make fun of me b/c I don't sound like a total hick, never say "ain't", and don't eat crawfish or grits.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 22:59:

I know UT beat LSU but did Memphis as well?

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:00:

no worries .

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:03:

thanx billy and please do some retro editing[I guess all editing is retro] for me before tomorrow morning

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:03:

ok :)

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:10:

I am trying to keep the spirit of GIB and Chavo alive tonight.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:18:

We know you are just having a bad night.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:23:

You are such an understanding fellow traveler. I am beginning to settle down, maybe.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:25:

Trying to think of a joke to tell you to cheer you up but nothing is coming to mind...

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:28:

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/6715/79524918kn.jpg

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:31:

lol. see I told you I had run off all our California friends. I can be such a prick, and that is one of my better qualities. jaja

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:32:

eh, they are probably off chatting by themselves somewhere

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:33:

I have one. In (eastern) tennessee they view family reunions as dating opportunities. You know you are in tennessee if your front porch collapses and it kills more than three dogs. How is a redneck divorce like a tornado? either way, someone is going to lose a trailer home. In tennnessee the family tree doesn't branch out. OK, i'll stop now.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:34:

Hahaha Kat1 you shouldn't say I can down a few...now all the trolls are going to be blaming me for drinking on the job:)))

You, Kat1, restored my son's faith in Colombian women. He had this strange idea that all Colombian women were silly geese with silicones and could only talk about celebs, make-up. shopping and money. You charmed him completely.

I had imagined Kat1 almost exactly how she is. Her on-line persona is very close to her real personality, smart, funny, bubblicious, tolerant...Mr. Kat is also a lot of fun, very laid-back (I had imagined him a little more formal, silly me), smart, and good.looking.

*Biche, no cookies and milk for you...and remove your shoes when you walk in:) I'd give you a plate of mean, caleño sancocho, we'd have a few drinks, I would talk all the time and interrupt you in the middle of the sentence and we'd talk crap of all PBHers, Cbloggers, Colombians, Canadians, Swedes, Finns, just about everybody, we'd laugh a lot. We'd grade our favorite trolls from 1 to 10, change the government in a couple of countries, find a peaceful solution for the Colombian conflict, end the world poverty, find the cure for cancer and AIDS...

and then we'd go out and have some fun.

OH, BTW,
no cookies, cheese doodles or other crap in my place. It's green tea, fruits, real food and cabernet.

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:36:

You're going DOWN billyb. ;)
My favorite was the porch collapsing though. hehe

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:37:

as for you Californians:

Your co-worker tells you he/she has 8 body piercings...and none are visible.

* You make over $250,000 and still can't afford a house.

* Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:38:

"*Biche, no cookies and milk for you...and remove your shoes when you walk in:) I'd give you a plate of mean, caleño sancocho, we'd have a few drinks, I would talk all the time and interrupt you in the middle of the sentence and we'd talk crap of all PBHers, Cbloggers, Colombians, Canadians, Swedes, Finns, just about everybody, we'd laugh a lot. We'd grade our favorite trolls from 1 to 10, change the government in a couple of countries, find a peaceful solution for the Colombian conflict, end the world poverty, find the cure for cancer and AIDS..."

Desi, so well said. Can i come also? jjaja, that is so funny about colombians interrupting in the middle of a sentence. I would say that it's probably one of the most defining traits.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:39:

You assume every company offers domestic partner benefits, a fab exercise facility, and tofu takeout.

* You're thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between aromatherapy and conversational Mandarin.

* Your best friends just named their twins after her acting coach and his personal trainer.

* It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about "STORM WATCH '99."

* The three-hour traffic jam you just sat through wasn't caused by a horrific 9 car pile-up, but by everyone slowing to rubberneck at a lost shoe laying on the shoulder.

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:40:

Cdawg, all three of your examples are true, but it's all good. believe me, I love the south, just having fun.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:42:

thanks for treating me with kid gloves tonight billyb. by tomorrow, hopefully, I will not be like a cat on a hot tin roof.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:42:

Haha, I think I've heard some of these before, Dawg, but still funny to hear them again.

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:47:

jajaj, now we're talking. In tennessee they think a ceaserian section is a neighborhood in rome. the number one answer in UT med school to Rectum is ...wreckt 'im? darn near killed 'im.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:48:

Found some more "You know you're in California if" jokes...

- You take a bus and are shocked to hear two people carrying on a conversation in English.

- You can't remember... is pot legal?

-You've been to a baby shower that had 2 mothers and a sperm donor.

-You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

- Gas costs a dollar more than anywhere else in the US.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:49:

The c-section joke made me laugh. haha!

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christobeldawg says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:52:

"One of the candidates, adult film actress Mary Carey said if she doesn't win the recall vote she will go back to making porno films. Even more disturbing, Gary Coleman said the same thing." —Conan O'Brien

"Have you heard of this porn star named Mary Carey who is running for governor? Carey is running on a platform of taxing breast implants, which, of course, are California's largest natural resource." —Jay Leno

"Hustler publisher Larry Flynt and adult film star Mary Carey, they're also running. See you know what bothers me about the two of them? See, this could split the all-important porn vote." —Jay Leno

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:54:

"- Gas costs a dollar more than anywhere else in the US."

OK TG, now you are playing dirty, jajaja.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:56:

I'm remember those two running for governor! Crazy.

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:56:

If a couple in the south gets divorced, are they still brother and sister??

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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travelingirl says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:57:

If you drive illegally in California they take your drivers license away, but if you are there illegally they want to give you one.

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billyb says on Feb 22, 2008, 23:57:

Those two were some of the most normal ones in that (or any) election.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 00:00:

Yeah, billy, you can come too, but if you're going to smoke cigars you get to do that on the balcony and close the door.

(I've never met a Colombian who lets you say a whole sentence without interrupting...I learned that habit and get shit from Swedes all the time for it...)

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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billyb says on Feb 23, 2008, 00:03:

" but if you're going to smoke cigars you get to do that on the balcony and close the door."

Ok, will do, but even in winter??

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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christobeldawg says on Feb 23, 2008, 00:04:

does the entire country of Colombia have ADD? maybe that is why we like em\hate em so much.

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billyb says on Feb 23, 2008, 00:05:

"(I've never met a Colombian who lets you say a whole sentence without interrupting...I learned that habit and get shit from Swedes all the time for it...)"

When you do that, they must just look at you and wonder WTF? jajaja.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 00:16:

Even in the winter. Especially in the winter when we can't keep windows and doors open all the time for the heating. So, I hope it's not a lot cigars; just think about how long it will take to put on your parkas and moonboots and take them off all day long.

Oh, the Swedes look at me slightly disgusted and probably think that I've turned third world on my prolonged stay in Colombia. The worst part is that my own kids have turned into Swedes now and give me shit for not letting people finish off their own sentences.

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billyb says on Feb 23, 2008, 00:20:

jaja, you should have sent your kids to "internado" in colombia. When we were kids and were misbehaving (which was all the time) my mom would threaten to send us to an "internado" and it would scare the shit out of us, that is until we finally understood that it was just a boarding school, and then we would say ok fine.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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billyb says on Feb 23, 2008, 00:23:

Dawg, in a colombian argument, the one who argues the loudest wins. logic you ask?, jaja.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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goin_south says on Feb 23, 2008, 00:33:

I've never met a Colombian who lets you say a whole sentence without interrupting
Agrreeeeedddd.
AGREEEEED.
just to let you know: I AGREE.

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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billyb says on Feb 23, 2008, 00:36:

Pato, that's just our way of letting you know we are interested in what you are saying.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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goin_south says on Feb 23, 2008, 00:41:

THREE YEARS HENCE......

WHEEEEW... thanks for finally tellin me now!

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 00:54:

OMG this is too funny, billy! I always thought it was just me who threatend her kids with sending them to an "internado" in Colombia if they misbehaved (which they did a lot)!!! It was either the internado, the nun school or the military school in Colombia....now they are threatening me with SHADY PINES!!!

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billyb says on Feb 23, 2008, 01:08:

Shady Pines? jaja, how do you say that in Swedish (Finnish?)? Or are they planning to send you to South florida? So it was all an evil conspiracy (oh, oh where is gringoloid?) between you calena moms?

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 01:13:

No,it's the Shady Pines in South Florida. (We speak English); we lived in Florida when the kids were small (elementary school). The funny thing is the passing on the sweet tradition of threatening to intern your kids/parents from one generation to the next....we've got to hear from Kat and Colombiche and others, if this is just a Caleña mum thingie....

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billyb says on Feb 23, 2008, 01:20:

Huh, it would be interesting to hear from la costena y la paisa. So far we know it's a cali thing since you tormented your kids as well, and we don't know if my saintly mom picked it up in cali, or carried it with her from pereira.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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billyb says on Feb 23, 2008, 01:22:

"we lived in Florida when the kids were small (elementary school"

I hope they recovered from that;)

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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billyb says on Feb 23, 2008, 01:33:

"No,it's the Shady Pines in South Florida"

jaja, Desi, if they do that, maybe you can start a knitting club with Kernow.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 02:11:

Jajajaja, sounds like a plan.
And no, they never totally recovered from that. They still think all USA is like South Florida...flaky, sweaty and boring.

There's a Finnish retirement colony in Lake Worth, Florida. I think they might mean "The Finnish-American Rest Home" instead of Shady Pines, but they call it Shady Pines. It's either that or the edge of the precipice.

I've got to continue with cleaning the kitchen now...

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billyb says on Feb 23, 2008, 02:16:

a finnish retirement community in so florida? jaja, now i have heard it all.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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billyb says on Feb 23, 2008, 02:20:

I'm guessing they are there just for the weather. The only mildly cultural thing i can think of there is la casa Viscaya. And i think i know how much you value culture.

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 23, 2008, 03:03:

Gezzz t I lost track on this thread already.

Desi, my mother never threatened to send us to an internado, how could she! we were Angels hehehhe, the truth is when she was young she was in an internado herself and had a great time, so an internado was to good for us, so she threatened us with our Dad, and he would give us "rejo ventiao" but really were such "joyitas" hehehe

Colombiche, yep give me a buzz when you are in Cardiff, it's not as big as London but I like better.

And one thing I am not a machtmaker I never intended for this PBH to met anybody, I just guide him to Colombia i think he was reading too much PBH about Colombia and his women :)))

The second PBH went to find his biological parents, he was adopted, and got on well with my family, never got involved with any girl even though they were falling at his feet.He was a good catch :)))))
he is planing to return to Colombia soon.

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 03:46:

Kat have you ever threatened to send your own kids to an internado in Colombia? Nooooo of course not, dear, I forgot, they have never misbehaved

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 23, 2008, 09:55:

no an internado but an Army school, even a normal school was scary for them, they knew they couldn't cope with early hours :))))

mine i just came back from Colombia and they behave very well while i was away, i found the house nice and tidy :)))) and no problems at all.....you see good training * ahem*

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 10:08:

Sure it wasn't Mr. kat who cleaned the house and then just handed over the credits to your kids?

I'm sure you're an excellent trainer. You should've made a career in the military with those talents, just like your namesake on Cblog.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 23, 2008, 10:14:

actually desi it was my SON who nagged my husband and daughter, he said they both were the most messy..

My husband told me that the day before I returned to the UK, he was clearing up his equipment room and put everything in my bedroom, my daughter saw this and told him " Dad you better tidy up all these mess otherwise tomorrow you will be a dead man" jajaj how well they know me jijiji

They know when i hit the roof I hit the roof jajaj

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 23, 2008, 10:16:

please desi *Tisk* *tisk* no f*$%^&& comparisions...opps sorry i forgot who i was for a moment..jejejejje

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 10:20:

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Robert Jorge says on Feb 23, 2008, 10:26:

Billy - I am a little late to the thread ..... but ask, and ye shall receive.
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
I think that is the one your talking about.

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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manINred says on Feb 23, 2008, 10:30:

The above photo could apply anywhere!!!

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Robert Jorge says on Feb 23, 2008, 10:39:

True manINred. I doubt the photo was even taken in Colombia. The chick's feet are too big.

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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Colombiche says on Feb 23, 2008, 11:00:

Colombians do have a nasty habit of trying to talk over each other. When we get 20 paisas together at my house, you have 20 people talking loudly at the same time, the only time we lower our voices is when we are badmouthing somebody in the other side of the room in which case we lean close to the other person, point to the person with are badmouthing with our head (oiste, y este que se esta creyendo pues...).

I am trying to learn how not to cut people off when they are talking, but it's proving to be a big challenge.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 11:09:

It's just it is not perceived as being something very unpolite or bad. Colombians are a gregarious people and not bound by much etiquette or social rules...more by tradition and customs. I've become just as bad as anybody in finishing off sentences for slower people.

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houstongal (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 11:41:

jajajaja....Desi, I do the same thing! I'm REALLY bad at finishing off sentences for slower people.

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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goin_south says on Feb 23, 2008, 12:02:

""I've become just as bad as anybody in finishing off sentences for slower people.""

yeah, Desi... and sometimes the reverse, we've noticed! jaj.. cutting off...

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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goin_south says on Feb 23, 2008, 12:02:

The Lorena Bobbitt of Finland...jajj!

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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goin_south says on Feb 23, 2008, 12:08:

"Colombians do have a nasty habit of trying to talk over each other"
It's perhaps... the one thing I worry a lil about, in bringing N.C. here...
you know.. .we all in the crazed North American world.. ... always taught, emphasized.. .to focus on LISTENING....

oh well.. a good balance, eh?
Maybe 'those of you' .... can also begin to focus on listening and hearing people out.. and we can focus on.... ? listening and hearing you out.....jajja, w hat was that I just told you, Hg about Patience...

But... so far, .. .when you leave a LITTLE BIT OF LANGUAGE barrier in the mix... I actually think it helps... both.. .to Be more patient.... in communications and maybe sometimes more ...SIMPLY PRECISE.

Sorry, Kat1. I have been heavily influenced by La_Campina.. even before I knew there was such a character.
jaja!

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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goin_south says on Feb 23, 2008, 12:11:

relationship counseling...jajja.. LISTENING.. Jjja..a.. what's my Pastusa gonna say when I tell her that ... 'I Have the Floor'... if she tries to literally translate.. jaja! I can see that intense, bewildered look in her eyes, now!

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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CatGirl says on Feb 23, 2008, 12:15:

GS: "The Lorena Bobbitt of Finland...jajj!"

AAAHH did you just say that? GS? jajaja.

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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goin_south says on Feb 23, 2008, 12:17:

you know where she was from, don't you???

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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goin_south says on Feb 23, 2008, 12:18:

(I bet it's the one thing in the World.. Desi doesn't know!!!) jaj!
respectfully.....jaja... Desi

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 12:24:

What was the one thing in the world I didn't know?

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CatGirl says on Feb 23, 2008, 12:58:

GS - Wasnt she latin (LB) or am I incorrect?

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CatGirl says on Feb 23, 2008, 13:00:

Desi...I read some of your comments from last night, girl. Did you loosen up a bit? hahaha

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 13:03:

I didn't stay up late last night....perhaps you mean from this morning? Nah, I don't loosen up, just pretend.
Lorena Bobbit was NOT Colombian, she was a Venezuelan or Ecuadorean, let me check it up.
Ok, she's Ecuadorean. (Right again!)

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goin_south says on Feb 23, 2008, 13:09:

nawh. she was from 'Cutoff', Louisiana.
lol
well... it really is a lil town, down here...deep in the bayous.
from what I hear, though... the guys try to avoid it ;-)

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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CatGirl says on Feb 23, 2008, 13:19:

Desi...I stand corrected. I forget the time difference - sorry. jaja

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 13:23:

I was just kidding you...the time difference between California and Sweden ...how many hours is it?
It's 6 hours btween N.Y. and Sweden....so every time I catch a tail end of a lovely late night chat with you or billy it's at your bedtime. Which may or may not mean it's you guys who have loosened up a bit and I'm having breakfast and doing a bit of early morning clean-up.

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CatGirl says on Feb 23, 2008, 13:25:

Desi: True...while I am soaking in my milkbath, you are possibly pouring it over your Cereal

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CatGirl says on Feb 23, 2008, 13:28:

Ok - now my neighbors are at each others throats...be back later...geez

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 23, 2008, 13:29:

Don't eat cereal, unless its musli and yoghurt....but I might be pouring it in my oatmeal porridge with lingonberry jam

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goin_south says on Feb 23, 2008, 13:33:

pouring your milkbath over her cereal...
jaj..
well.. some guys on here might welcome that thought...lol

did you take care of the catfight, Cg?

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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CatGirl says on Feb 23, 2008, 13:46:

Yes...GS. I did. Last time that happened I had a 14 yr old with 2 black eyes at my door.

Desi - Get outta my head! I almost put musli myself and prefer it. Hard to get the kind I like - imported from Europa. American Mules Mix is a sad excuse sorry to say (my opinion only)

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Plato says on Feb 23, 2008, 14:15:

"Desi...I read some of your comments from last night, girl. Did you loosen up a bit? hahaha"

Do, Desi was uptight? Desi is one of the gems of PBH. Desi, some people figure it out kind of late.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 24, 2008, 07:02:

gezz that's the problem with the hours difference, when you wake up in the morning the thread has gone so long The OP got lost in translation, now "en que familia vamos? I AM LOST........that's why I could never bee a moderator, Desi how you do it?

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 24, 2008, 07:05:

what's going on with desi, what did she do? did she start talking porn? hehehe

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 24, 2008, 07:30:

I think early mornings is perfect time for doing a little clean-up on the board. While I'm having breakfast and chatting with California (Billy and CatGirl) I assess the night's damages, send the lingering trolls on their merry way, bandage wounded egos, settle minor disputes, empty trash bins and mop up the vomit from the floor.

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slguy says on Feb 24, 2008, 07:32:

My ego is terribly wounded today, des, help!

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 24, 2008, 07:53:

Ok, so I'm not good at wounded egos...

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podborski says on Feb 24, 2008, 08:45:

slguy that post you made last night (which somehow disappeared, hmmmmm) which deftly showed the hypocrisy of chomsky and the moral degeneracy of chavez, and how both relate to the rising COP vs the dollar, not to mention the rising number of gringos in medellin, in addition to solving the mystery of the JFK assasination was sheer brilliance.

Too bad you'll never be ever to repeat it, just like the paintings of the great masters can't ever be repeated, but at least some of us know that you're just masquerading as a pirate, when really you are the true intellectual heir to both aristotle and shakespeare. Or maybe you are shakespeare...

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 24, 2008, 08:56:

That was good....all wrong but to the point.

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slguy says on Feb 24, 2008, 10:37:

Damn! I feel better now. Thanks! ;)

The pirate spent a couple days helping a friend deliver a boat to Key Weird. It's taking a little time to regain land legs.....

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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slguy says on Feb 24, 2008, 12:41:

Do I get honorable mention in PBH romance for unrequited love? ;) I've lusted after a PBH member for too many months. Sadly, I think is an impossible dream.......

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Feb 24, 2008, 12:59:

awwwwwww slguy, maybe we should do a thread PBH platonic loves

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slguy says on Feb 24, 2008, 13:17:

that would just embarrass me more, kat......;)

Besides, there's a difference between unrequited and platonic, no? Is a sad pirate indeed, his boat gone, and his dream pirate wench out of grasp now. I'm thinking a little rum is called for. Maybe a lot of rum. But then the priate just wakes with a headache, and still doesn't have the girl. Life is sooooo complicated. Decisions, decisions.......

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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CatGirl says on Feb 24, 2008, 13:39:

Desi said "I assess the night's damages, send the lingering trolls on their merry way, bandage wounded egos, settle minor disputes, empty trash bins and mop up the vomit from the floor.:

jajaja....One reason we should do something special for you (Mods) like throw a party! You have a lot of patience..hehe

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CatGirl says on Feb 24, 2008, 13:42:

BTW - Is today Sunday..? jajaja

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slguy says on Feb 24, 2008, 13:46:

it isn't? I can;t swear, one way or another! jajajajaja

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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goin_south says on Feb 24, 2008, 13:48:

I don know Cg..
A sailor hit me in de bak o da head last night...
aun, pequito dolor de cabeza...

" the mods have a lot of '''patients'''.. jjaja.. como yo!

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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CatGirl says on Feb 24, 2008, 14:33:

jejeje GS - My back is better now...just sore. No more furniture moving for me!! I am just going to get a slave boy jajaja

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goin_south says on Feb 24, 2008, 14:39:

I think ya need more than one!
Nothing like 8 hands to tend to you all at once..!

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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podborski says on Feb 24, 2008, 15:41:

catgirl said: "You have a lot of patience..hehe"

I think you meant "patients" no?

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CatGirl says on Feb 24, 2008, 15:59:

Pod: "think you meant "patients" no?

LOL - I have visions of mental institutions across the world with innmates online and Desi trying to keep them all in line jajaja

GS - No honey ....one slave boy is my limit hahaha...more than enough for me jajaja

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christobeldawg says on Feb 24, 2008, 21:47:

wonder if Peter ever imagined PBH romances taking place, wonder how many have taken place. romances tend to avoid databases.

traveling hopefully is always better than arriving

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christobeldawg says on Feb 24, 2008, 21:50:

gs is a good feeling exception to the general rule that only the failed romances get talked about on these type formats. of course, failed romances, as we all know who have lived awhile, are not ultimately failures, many times, only romances that lead eventually to better and better romances.

traveling hopefully is always better than arriving

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goin_south says on Feb 24, 2008, 21:55:

We're not home free yet!
and, we might not ever be if I don't hurry and get that ticket.
YIKES!!!!!

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 24, 2008, 22:30:

Oh, poor sailguy, just don't forget that mermaids are just regular girls who took a bath on a Long Friday...
So, tell us, which one of our lovely PBH wenches has been ignoring you? (Inquiring minds....)

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goin_south says on Feb 24, 2008, 22:58:

I like that term, Desi:
......PBH Wenches
they are all 'good wenches', however ;-)

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Feb 24, 2008, 23:18:

I didn't know "wenches" was a bad word....

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goin_south says on Feb 24, 2008, 23:20:

yes,... well.. you probably should be 'expelled' from the Forum for using such language ;-)

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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MaFe says on Feb 25, 2008, 12:36:

Damn..I always miss the fun! Robert Jorge...that picture made me laugh and laugh!!
jajajajaja

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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PurpleFrog says on Feb 26, 2008, 17:22:

MaFe...I am still waiting for a real picture of you. Maybe one was posted before and I missed it.

Thank you.....Goodnite Now!

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goin_south says on Feb 26, 2008, 17:56:

Aren't we all !

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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MaFe says on Feb 26, 2008, 19:30:

GS & purple...why a picture of me? I posted two baby pictures, that's it. Putting aside the fact that you all might get scared...my personal laptop is broken, so now you will all wait...
I will post a picture of me, once I see all your faces!!

I can post my baby sister's picture, hot, 19 year old? je je

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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podborski says on Feb 27, 2008, 07:45:

yes you can mafe, and we would all be very appreciative : )

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MaFe says on Feb 27, 2008, 08:11:

I will post her as soon as my computer is fixed, I don't carry her pictures around!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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msaucey says on Feb 27, 2008, 10:14:

MaFe, you have the boys in suspense.... Isn't your laptop at BestBuy, don't you have to wait until you get the 53 Million before you can get your old laptop back?...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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MaFe says on Feb 27, 2008, 16:36:

Damn it MS you gave me away!! No it's at Dells now...

I can't post her pictures without her permission, but she wont care...je je je

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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podborski says on Feb 27, 2008, 16:43:

block her face out mafe! we don't care about that part anyway : )

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MaFe says on Feb 27, 2008, 19:56:

Pod que malo eres! My sister is very beautiful!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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goin_south says on Feb 27, 2008, 20:33:

Si, MaFecita! No ropa en su cara, tampoco!

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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msaucey says on Feb 27, 2008, 21:19:

G_S, you forgot, MaFe doesn't like clothes.... I'm sure it runs in the family....

So, you might as well wait a while longer, maybe like 3 weeks, but by then your pastusa/calena is going to have you in duck heaven...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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christobeldawg says on Feb 27, 2008, 21:23:

ms what time is it in merry old England, and why are you up? we need to talk.

traveling hopefully is always better than arriving

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msaucey says on Feb 27, 2008, 21:29:

Well.... I have no idea what time it is in england... But in California it's almost 9:30.... what are you doing up!

C_Dawg, you forgot where I am already! geez, go a few weeks without posting religiously and all of a sudden I'm in england....

Good thing I don't have feelings.... Como te va con el espanol?

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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christobeldawg says on Feb 27, 2008, 21:38:

ok ok, forgive me msaucey, nothin personal that I can't keep up with wtf all my friend live. sorry. what was I thinkin? well at least that gives you another chance to give me a hard time, which I hate to deprive you of..

traveling hopefully is always better than arriving

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msaucey says on Feb 27, 2008, 21:44:

Good point C_Dawg, you're just looking for a bit of punishment, it's been a while....

But, I'm actually calling it a night... So, I'll have to save your punishment for another time...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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christobeldawg says on Feb 27, 2008, 21:52:

I can't wait? good nite my friend

traveling hopefully is always better than arriving

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podborski says on Feb 28, 2008, 05:40:

sorry mafe! I was just kidding. I was just trying to be funny (and I'd never say that in "real life").

Honestly, as far as I am concerned, a beautiful face is at the top of the wish list.

So where's the pic???

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goin_south says on Feb 28, 2008, 07:26:

MaFe... may I remind you:
(The Beloved - by all but lisa zee - yet, retired )
UtopiaCowboy writes EVERYTHING ON PBH.

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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MaFe says on Feb 28, 2008, 08:42:

GS, what do you mean? What is that warning?

MS..you are so damn funny!!

As soon as I speak to her I will post her picture; this way you guys can stop hassling me for my picture- she's the younger sister, the prettier, the nicer, should I go on? Kick ass tight body...yeah to be 19 again! border=

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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msaucey says on Feb 28, 2008, 08:51:

MaFe, I'm glad that you didn't have a complex about this, but you and I have already spoken of this...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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MaFe says on Feb 28, 2008, 10:25:

Ha Sauceita...sabes lo que pasa?
My sister and I were recently in Colombia for the first time together. Cuando salimos juntas, guys would compliment me, but drop their jaws for her. Oh well? I am glad that she came out so pretty, and like I said she is sweet, nice, smart, very good girl....

BUT AGAIN...everyone's interpretation of beauty is different right?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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msaucey says on Feb 28, 2008, 13:54:

MaFe, I think your beautiful without a pic... =)

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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billyb says on Feb 28, 2008, 14:03:

Yeah MaFe, hurry up already ;))

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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Colombiche says on Feb 28, 2008, 14:26:

This is really weird, but can't you tell somebody is hot or not by the way they write? Some people just sound hot some people don't.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Feb 28, 2008, 14:32:

I can tell.... All of us PBH gals are hot!....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Feb 28, 2008, 14:39:

do I post like a 6 or an 8... 9..? LOL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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billyb says on Feb 28, 2008, 14:44:

9.5 ;)

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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msaucey says on Feb 28, 2008, 14:45:

CB, you're just off the charts.... pero in the morning your a 6 and by the evenings your a 10.... Depending on how much Ron you've had throughout the day.... =)

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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goin_south says on Feb 28, 2008, 14:45:

Mafe, did you find your way outta that wet paper heart yet?

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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msaucey says on Feb 28, 2008, 14:47:

What is this about wet paper? hmm...... MaFe, que no me has dicho?

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Feb 28, 2008, 14:55:

LOL Msaucey, I don't think I have ever had such a horrible hangover/flu/sleepless night/PMS all in one as to plummet down all the way to a 6.....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Feb 28, 2008, 15:01:

okay, okay.... I stand corrected.... maybe an 9.5 on your worse day.... I on the other hand have had a hangover/flu/sleepless night/PMS/iritated stomach/raccoon eyes/stress pimples to bring me down to a 6.... hell, even a 5...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Feb 28, 2008, 15:12:

I doubt it Msaucey, you are just being modest :P

9.5 with a hangover/pimple/sleepless night..... is way too high a score.... I could plummet down considerably under those circumstances too :D

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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podborski says on Feb 28, 2008, 15:13:

I'd give my ratings for all members of the pink posse but I'd be afraid to offend anyone

I think you're all 8 or above anyway

but I still want to see pics to test CBs theory!

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podborski says on Feb 28, 2008, 15:15:

of course I am in a monster dry spell so now would be a good time to be rated by me. An obvious transvestite just walked by my table and I still looked...

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Colombiche says on Feb 28, 2008, 15:16:

LOL.... I have a song for you Pod... I'll post it from home can't post vids from work.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Feb 28, 2008, 15:28:

"...transvestite just walked by my table and I still looked..." LMAO.... You are definitely in a dry spell....

Oh, Pod I have the PERFECT picture for you.... It was one of my dearest friends birthday's this week and one of my presents to her was an Edible Candy Bra.... She was so happy with it she had someone take a pic and sent it to my phone.... LOL... even though the box said fits any size, it didn't, just covered up the "nips".... It was hysterical, because I received it while at a business dinner and had a hard time trying NOT to laugh and share....

Wait, I guess that wouldn't help you at all....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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podborski says on Feb 28, 2008, 16:05:

oh msaucey I hate you. I love you but I hate you too.

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podborski says on Feb 28, 2008, 16:08:

I'm not even going to beg you to send me the pic because I know you enjoy torturing me

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houstongal (Trustee board) says on Feb 28, 2008, 16:16:

Hey MS....he can at least dream can't he?! Ah Pod...you'll be in your apartment soon and can oogle at the pool. You don't need our help!

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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Colombiche says on Feb 28, 2008, 16:34:

"...transvestite just walked by my table and I still looked..." - POD

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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CatGirl says on Feb 28, 2008, 16:40:

Hi guys....how did we get from PBH romance to Trannys - jajaja.....

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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goin_south says on Feb 28, 2008, 16:54:

well?
Are you implying trannies aren't romantic?
Where's La_Campiña? I think he's been doing a study.
Maybe he and I-Pod can collaborate.

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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houstongal (Trustee board) says on Feb 28, 2008, 17:15:

Perfect song CB! I hear that one on the radio in Houston, but never listened to the words. Kind of reminds me of I Will Survive, the disco song in gusto.

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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MaFe says on Feb 28, 2008, 18:20:

GS..I actually left a message to that...I am impressed with your corazonsito malito!

JA JA Colombiche.. MS is right we all type hot...je je je

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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travelingirl says on Feb 28, 2008, 19:46:

Torcido is back!

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goin_south says on Feb 28, 2008, 19:47:

where did he/she go?

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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travelingirl says on Feb 28, 2008, 19:48:

I believe he was sick.

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goin_south says on Feb 28, 2008, 19:49:

Siempre; (no or little offense.. torcido ;-) )

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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MaFe says on Feb 28, 2008, 19:49:

Torcido, nice to see you feel better, but why do you write in rhymes? I read a thread about your girlfriend's visa...did you get it for her?

Explain what mijito? Are you my cyber boyfriend now? JA

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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