No wonder British men are looking for Colombianitas

bickerss says on Oct 22, 2009, 09:14:

Thats a cracker - I have a British mate here at the moment and he is in second heaven!! He will not be in a hurry to chase western women again.

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Haddeman says on Oct 22, 2009, 09:19:

Yes,our girls do us proud!
Colombians are generally shocked when they see the reality of Britain,no wonder I married my Paisa and emigrated here.

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johnny2009 says on Oct 22, 2009, 09:55:

British girls are always up for a giggle. I was on the Tube last week and there was a hammered London chick wearing a short skirt sat with some Australian dickhead dude wearing surf gear in the middle of October.

I am opposite and I notice the girl and she is sprawled with her legs apart. I said "Hey sweetheart, I can see your cunt" She looked all sheepish and drew her knees together. At which point I pointed to the Aussie and said "nope, I can still see him"

Ahhhh we laughed

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tasco66 says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:07:

Which three girls would you choose to go out for a night?

The Brit girls:



Or the Colombianitas:

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suizo says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:11:

guess I'd choose the six below...

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Desi1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:17:

The gals in the picture above look like they might be having fun.

The ones in the picture below look like they've stuffed soccer balls under a seethru blouse. They don't look like fun to be with. Much higher maintenance too, it takes one man to raise a whole village.

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tasco66 says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:19:

Desi, those binge drinking parties don't come cheap...

And I am not even talking about the "after costs":

Britain's binge drinking culture is costing the country £20 billion a year, according to a government report.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3121440.stm

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:20:

suizo says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:23:

Desi1 - yeah and they're ugly too, right? You remind me of my ex-girlfriend...

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theflatline says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:26:

Tits are cheap in Colombia, they even strap them on 15 year olds.

If I am going to party with drunken tramps, they might as well have pretty faces and toned bodies, rather than those pasty, sloppy skanks.

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Desi1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:30:

The fake tits have to be replaced every couple of years. Generally speaking, women who like that much silly cone in their bodies are the ones that spend all their and other people monies in themselves in sheer screaming desperation to catch a man to maintain them. I feel sorry for them.

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Desi1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:31:

No, no no, suizo, they have pretty faces but I wouldn't count on them being fun to be with.

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johnny2009 says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:35:

Vodawank won't let me see the Colombianas, TFL can you email me them please so I can make an informed decision.

I think two of the British girls are my sisters, so I have probably already shagged them

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theflatline says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:36:

Here is the pic of your sisters.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:37:

"Desi1 - yeah and they're ugly too, right? You remind me of my ex-girlfriend..."

What???? Thats f-ed up! lol

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Desi1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:39:

Elmo, no, I have no idea. I slept comfortably in my own bed all night through.

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johnny2009 says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:40:

Thanks for the pic TFL, I will take the british girls but only if I am as drunk as they are.

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johnny2009 says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:42:

They are gorgeous, and I will not hear another word on the matter

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tasco66 says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:42:

I think Elmo was at a binge drinking party with the three brit girls last night...you know how he hates Colombianitas.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:43:

But when you do find an attractive British girl they are uber stunning!

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theflatline says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:43:

I will take my girls from Louisiana, where they come in all colors, shapes, and sizes, and know how to cook.

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suizo says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:45:

Why only pick on the brits, you think all latinas are beautiful, check out this:

http://i35.tinypic.com/2wh47sw.jpg

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:46:

TFL, that shit is the bomb when you visit the french quarter and they throw a giant bucket of Crawfish right on your table on a piece of newspaper to enjoy with your beer. Talk about finger food.

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theflatline says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:49:

Yep, Louisiana gals got skills.

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theflatline says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:53:

elmo,

In Manizales a lot of girls like to offer and pay their share. Going a la vaca.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 22, 2009, 11:59:

Chriscan (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 22, 2009, 12:02:

Desi1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Oct 22, 2009, 12:06:

con los gringos nos hacemos las suecas...todo el mundo sabe al gringo le ENCANTA mostrar su poderio economico...
con los colombianos pagamos lo que consumimos porque si no lo hacemos los colombianos pueden pensar que tenemos una inclinación natural de terminar como postres
con los europeos tomamos turnos para pagar

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theflatline says on Oct 22, 2009, 12:08:

Elmo,

That is because a gringo says "Let me get us a bottle of Scotch"

and a Colombian says as he pulls out his calculator.

"Que pedimos, guaro o ron?" and this is at the tienda on the side of the nightclub, so some girl can stuff it down her dress and sneak it in so you you do not have to pay the outrageous club prices.

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Oct 22, 2009, 12:11:

"this is at the tienda on the side of the nightclub, so some girl can stuff it down her dress and sneak it in so you you do not have to pay the outrageous club prices."

Yeah? where can you find girls like this so savy? Do you think she might be turned off by asking her or even worse think that you're Tacaño? jajajajaj lol

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theflatline says on Oct 22, 2009, 12:16:

PCL,

Manizales is a university town, plus I go native when living there. When you have a good Colombiana they offer these services.

My ex used to say "pa que paga residencia, cuando tenemos una cama en la casa"

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johnny2009 says on Oct 22, 2009, 12:17:

I have never met a Colombiana that can piss standing up

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Haddeman says on Oct 22, 2009, 12:33:

Do colombian girls have sex in small cars? It´s a rite of passage for Brit girls.

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theflatline says on Oct 22, 2009, 12:36:

Haddeman,

Of course they do. Since everyone lives at home. So unless you got the cash for a residencia, you are humping in those Ticos, Fiestas, Chevettes, Renault 4's, and VWs.

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jb_fastpitch says on Oct 22, 2009, 13:23:

Ma fren Tibideau he ben to da LS of U also.

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Londoner says on Oct 22, 2009, 14:57:

Colombian girls offering to pay half with a Gringo?This is pure fantasy.More truth please on PBH.

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Changbeer123 says on Oct 22, 2009, 16:16:

I think this is a very good article, and it shows the women in Britain, if you like in a bad light. I would like to point out that it was in Cardiff so the women are totally different there, because its Wales! English women on the other hand are little angels, very polite, and well mannered and also beautiful! ha ha, ok, im talking bollocks, heres what i really think (im allowed to say bollocks, im a man!! only not in front of women of course)......

Girls in my country have changed in a very short period of time, they have adopted how men in our country behave (not all, but the majority you would see in your typical english nightclub) It is true, they behave like men. Personally it has drove me away from women here in my country, because i hate it! I hate the fact that they are so engrossed in getting hammered on weekends, and whilst talking to a women on a saturday night they are at the same time texting on their phones not really listening to my answer, after they were the one that asked the question (i know im boring but a colombian women at least gives you a little respect and listen to what you have to say), occasionally being sick because they have drunk too much and using as many swear words as they can in a minute even occasionally using the word "cunt". Now lads, you expect this from a women? At least "chimba" sounds half decent!

Call me old fasioned but i like a women with respect, i like a women who doesnt drink too much and sick down there own top, i like a women who cares about her body and who has a good time without needing a drink. I will close this paragraph with my only concern....i hope we dont bring this kind of society here in Colombia, i hope we dont influence binge drinking, because we are pretty bloody good at that kind of thing, ahhhhh nothing else to do, lets get pissed. Lets keep women in this country quite simply women, lets enjoy them, because thats why we are here, to enjoy the country, to enjoy the women! I love colombia, and i love women. Colombia and women a very lovely combination. England and women.....Nightmare!

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billyb says on Oct 22, 2009, 19:29:

Most women wind up costing an arm and a leg in the end, so they might as well be hot, have nice racks, and not look like they'll puke as soon as they get their drunk ass in your car.

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billyb says on Oct 22, 2009, 19:30:

Can any of the Brits on here expand on what an Essex girl is? I know they are the UK version of trailer trash, but how did they get their rep, etc?

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Haddeman says on Oct 22, 2009, 20:23:

Essex girls are the stuff of legend.Essex is a county to the north east of London where it is alleged the ladies are regarded as fun,loving young women who enjoy the physical aspect of dating.They are generally found wearing short mini skirts,with white blotchy legs although fake tan is mas de rigour nowadays.They tend to place their handbags in a pile on the dancefloor and then ritually dance together around them in an enthusiastic and extravagent fashion.
They drink copious quantities of cheap cocktails and generally have blond hair with the dark roots showing.
They are generally regarded of being of low intellect and not being able to quote Shakespeare or Marlowe but they are able to quote word for word the lyrics from Gloria Gaynor´s,"I will survive".They enjoy puking at the end of night out and then proceed to kiss and attempt to "shag"(a favourite word of this species) the nearest unfortunate male.To summarize they are total slappers!

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manINred says on Oct 22, 2009, 20:40:

I'll bet there are more Colombians looking for upstanding British gentlemen.

Tasco, you are a hypocrite. If anyone says anything bad about Colombia, you throw a hissy-fit. But you can slander other nations all you want, and let's face it, this doesn't even have anything to do with Colombia.

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webmanco says on Oct 22, 2009, 21:48:

http://rss.poorbuthappy.com/yourthing/post/britains-hottest-girl-next-...

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Shortiao says on Oct 23, 2009, 00:18:

you can't cherry pick the best of colombia against the dregs of the UK.

you can do vice versa and show pics of 16 yr old Colombian girls with 12 kids high on glue...... I rarely see british women that leathered...mind you, I don't frequent in shit cities like Cardiff or Sheffield.

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billyb says on Oct 23, 2009, 13:30:

Haddeman, thanks for for the answer.

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