Ninel Conde, a wetback goddess

Colombiche says on Feb 14, 2008, 11:58:

She looks like Linda Carter.

Why do you call her wetback though?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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esanch36 says on Feb 14, 2008, 12:56:

Because she is mexican

All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12???

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slguy says on Feb 14, 2008, 12:57:

The goddess part is correct, at least. ;)

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 2008, 12:59:

The wonders of plastic surgery...her face is nice though...
Not at all like Linda Carter..

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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esanch36 says on Feb 14, 2008, 13:00:

http://www.ninel-conde.com.mx/nueva/index.htm

All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12???

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slguy says on Feb 14, 2008, 13:10:

easy on Linda Carter up there! The woman, as I explained at length before, is my hero! ;)

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 2008, 13:12:

I love Linda Carter..I think she is and was a goddess!!
I am HUGE on natural beauty...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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esanch36 says on Feb 14, 2008, 13:14:

I think only her tits are fake..but i dont care, i cant begin to tell you how much i want to impregnate this woman

All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12???

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slguy says on Feb 14, 2008, 13:16:

cool! sorry I misunderstood, MaFe!

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 2008, 13:21:

Slguy...no problem, I think Linda Carter is one of the most beautiful woman ever to wlak this heart....
esanch, looks like she has had lipo and everything...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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msaucey says on Feb 14, 2008, 14:58:

I think she looks completely fake... Starting with the boobs... and the OP picture looks like there's been major airbrushing... There are much more attractive women... that are all real...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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greg says on Feb 14, 2008, 15:14:

I`m in love with Nicole

http://www.hernameisnicole.com/

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msaucey says on Feb 14, 2008, 15:35:

Top 10 most desirable women from askmen.com... I don't see Nicole on the list... hee-hee-hee

10. Adriana Lima
9. Marisa Miller
8. Rihanna
7. Jessica Biel
6. Scarlett Johansson
5. Jessica Alba
4. Eva Mendes
3. Kate Beckinsale
2. Alessandra Ambrosio
1. Katherine Heigl

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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slguy says on Feb 14, 2008, 15:37:

Obviously, I'm an old fart. There's only a very few women on that list whose names I even recognize.

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msaucey says on Feb 14, 2008, 15:38:

Don't feel back slguy, I only recognized 4, 5, and 6...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 2008, 15:56:

I don't agree with that list..BUT MSaucey...I agreed with what you said about the fake chick above!!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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ColombianoGringo says on Feb 14, 2008, 15:57:

That is a very tasty list. I wouldn't necessarily pick that exact top ten, but all of those young ladies are very nice.

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slguy says on Feb 14, 2008, 15:58:

then again, after Eva, I didn't really care who else was on the list. classic latina hottie. right up my alley - a guy can dream, right? jajajajajjaa

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ColombianoGringo says on Feb 14, 2008, 16:03:

slguy,

Let me present Alessandra Ambrosio. She is one natural resource that needs pludering. Ha Ha.

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 2008, 16:08:

Colombiangringo...I thought she seems very natural..

See back in the 70's, and before that all those natural girls weren't photoshopped...now anyone can look like that with the magic of technology...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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msaucey says on Feb 14, 2008, 16:09:

Hey MaFe, how did you get my picture... hee-hee-hee... Photoshop did do wonders...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 2008, 16:10:

MS it was posted on a site that said to call you for a nice time!! =)

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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msaucey says on Feb 14, 2008, 16:16:

Well, I'm moving up... No longer on bathroom stalls... lol... Hey, wait, did you just make fun of me?... =0

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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greg says on Feb 14, 2008, 16:20:

The only one on that list that might get me away from Nicole is Eva Mendez!

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 2008, 16:20:

Ha ha MS...u made fun of yourself...he he he ...no I didn't make fun...I made a joke...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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msaucey says on Feb 14, 2008, 16:32:

and this is how you ruin a perfectly nice thread.... Who cares about that right now, we are talking about important things... Looks... lol...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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El Polo says on Feb 14, 2008, 16:33:

Adriana Lima is smoking hot!!!

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 2008, 16:34:

MS you are right...
Lima is hot..

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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El Polo says on Feb 14, 2008, 16:36:

That first pic is a killer

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 2008, 16:46:

It's mostly the eyes...very powerful..

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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greg says on Feb 14, 2008, 16:59:

Adrianna is Hot! My Victorias Secret catalogs stopped coming last year and i`m starting to miss her!

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podborski says on Feb 16, 2008, 09:15:

uh yeah, she's about perfect

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slguy says on Feb 16, 2008, 09:40:

well. I looked in wiki. good/bad news.

brasilian. VERY good news.

born in june 1981, as of 2006, still claimed to be a virgin. very BAD news.

but supernaturally hot, for a virgin.

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MaFe says on Feb 16, 2008, 21:21:

SL..interesting...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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PurpleFrog says on Feb 17, 2008, 18:57:

LO MEJOR!

Thank you.....Goodnite Now!

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msaucey says on Feb 18, 2008, 00:19:

Hey, slguy, I can't believe nobody gave you any crap about your comment...LOL..

Okay, so is it bad news that she claims to be a virgin at 25, because she's probably lying or because she'd be horrible in bed?

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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slguy says on Feb 18, 2008, 06:14:

;) I was wondering how long that would take.

Is terrible news because mankind has been deprived of the pleasure that amazing body could provide......no matter who the lucky girl/guy would be.

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Colombiche says on Feb 18, 2008, 16:18:

25? She is almost 27. How can anybody be a virgin for that long?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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podborski says on Feb 18, 2008, 16:39:

well it feels like about 25 years since I last had sex, and I'm not saving myself or anything

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slguy says on Feb 18, 2008, 16:40:

a perversion of the natural order of things, if ya ask me. or else- she's lying. jajajajjaajaj

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Colombiche says on Feb 18, 2008, 16:50:

She's almost my age and still a virgo. Mis respetos........

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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houstongal says on Feb 18, 2008, 16:59:

LOL pod...I think it has been years hasn't it? A slave to your hotel!

Culture is language and language is culture - Dr. Annamaria Napolitano

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goin_south says on Feb 18, 2008, 17:12:

Quick! Put her under cover, before Morphus sees it!

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?????? ... jejeje.. how fokn arrogant.... How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian ... enough'?

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slguy says on Feb 18, 2008, 17:24:

in case anyone was wondering- Eva Mendez is possibly the hottest chick on the planet.

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podborski says on Feb 18, 2008, 17:28:

I was wondering! there are about 3 popular hot latinas that I can't keep straight, they all look sort of similar...

I'll probably remember her from now on though...

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slguy says on Feb 18, 2008, 17:30:

I've always wondered what she looked like, without all that pesky clothing on her ass. Thanks, frog.

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goin_south says on Feb 18, 2008, 17:31:

mind tellin us which ones, I-Pod?
I think we're all always willing to help
...as is evident on this thread

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?????? ... jejeje.. how fokn arrogant.... How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian ... enough'?

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podborski says on Feb 18, 2008, 17:31:

jaja HG, nobody cares about me. In the case of Adriana (is she the supposed virgin? I lost track) it's a major disaster that she is a not getting any.

But me? Noooo one cares. They probably think its karma or something.

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msaucey says on Feb 18, 2008, 17:39:

HaHa.... Well, it is a shame that we all think that a virgin at 25 is a bad thing... I think a long, long, long time ago it was supposed to be a good thing... Well, then again I still believe in Santa Claus...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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slguy says on Feb 18, 2008, 18:07:

nothing wrong with believing in Santa. I'm making my list to give to the easter Bunny. speaking of which....

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El Polo says on Feb 19, 2008, 06:25:

jajaja 25 year old Virgen jajajaj LMAO I almost spit out my coffee jajaja, false advertisement at its best....

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esanch36 says on Feb 19, 2008, 08:21:

eva mendez is way overrated

All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12???

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MaFe says on Feb 26, 2008, 20:42:

esanch...I agree with you on this one!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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anen87 says on Jun 17, 2008, 15:10:

I'm a mexican girl and I find that discriminatory slur the OP posted "Wetback" COMPLETELY OFFENSIVE!!! as "Wetback" means illegal peasants who crosses the rio grande and Ninel Conde is NO illegal immigrant/peasant & has losts of money & never plans to immigrate cause she's in her native country Mexico and stays there!!! =P
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now that I got that little rant off my chest. On another note Ninel Conde is old skool, old news, and she's not the most beautiful woman in Mexico my god anyway she's happily married now so I'm =) for her

"I'm the nicest person in the world but I am very evil to dumb people" by a very smart blonde girl anen

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anen87 says on Jun 17, 2008, 17:40:

Now this is my beautiful mexican girl such natural beauty =P

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MaFe says on Jun 17, 2008, 18:25:

Who is that? That picture looks so photoshop...very nice!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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anen87 says on Jun 17, 2008, 18:41:

a real Mexican Goddess and she isn't photoshoped. It's called too beautiful to grasp lol below are gandids with no makeup (that's why I laugh behind my computer) when OP called Ninel Conde "Goddess" lol

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MaFe says on Jun 17, 2008, 18:51:

The first and last pictures are 100% photoshop...shes very cute..

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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anen87 says on Jun 17, 2008, 19:00:

the last picture is not photoshoped that pic. is from her own candid pics given to one of my friends not a profesional photograph. I know you're a girl so it will be hard to swallow

"I'm the nicest person in the world but I am very evil to dumb people" by a very smart blonde girl anen

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anen87 says on Jun 17, 2008, 19:51:

to esanch36 who wrote: "i cant begin to tell you how much i want to impregnate this woman" on Feb 14, 2008, 13:14

this Ninel girl has already been impregnated by her first husband and is already been married to some other guy named Juan Cepeda on December 2007 i'm sorry if I crush your dreams *tear* but I guess she still gives men boners so I think you'll be just fine behind your computer

"I'm the nicest person in the world but I am very evil to dumb people" by a very smart blonde girl anen

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MaFe says on Jun 17, 2008, 20:01:

Anen...men don't really care about that....as long as they find a woman hot...she can have 50 babies and they don't care...
beauty is beauty in the eye of the beholder...

You can't argue with someone's taste..I learned that the HARD way...my baby brother is dating one of the ugliest women in the world...without exaggeration...she is ugly in and out...and no one in the family can understand what he sees in her...she has him BEYONd whipped...
We have all told him she is so ugly...to get himself a pretty Colombian, a pretty anything...but nada.....
In his eyes she is miss universe...
In our eyes she is classless, a gold-digger, rude, stupid, ugly, anti-social, the list goes on and on....

I personally don't think Ninel is that great...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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jorgegdiaz says on Jun 17, 2008, 20:16:

How come they left out of the list Cate Blanchet?

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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jorgegdiaz says on Jun 17, 2008, 20:23:

Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.

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