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Miguel_Clavo vs John_Stark

Both are armed...cop vs cowboy..LOL. Who would win?

By morphus on Jan 25, 2008, 10:17 in Off Topic. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


Man Tequila says on Jan 25, 2008, 10:29:

What are they armed with? Super soakers?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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morphus says on Jan 25, 2008, 10:36:

Guns!

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morphus says on Jan 25, 2008, 10:38:

I was reading on the other thread about their little feud :)

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Plato says on Jan 25, 2008, 10:52:

Which thread?

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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morphus says on Jan 25, 2008, 11:10:

http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/post/how-to-rid-this-site-of-trolls/

John_Stark: "It's happened numerous times. I can name Miquel Clavo and Lisa Zee (among others) as people who have said it. I guess it's one thing they can say that they know will really piss me off. Which it does. I would fucking KILL the person who had the balls to say it to my face. And believe me, anyone who has seen me pissed does not hang around to find out what will happen to them. Hell it happened yesterday when some jerkoff insinuated that he would be fucking our wives. WTF? He should have been booted right then and there. This is the kind of shit that The Banker would ban you for on the worldsexguide. No warnings. No pleas. No whining about how he can't read all the posts. Boom! You're gone. And gone forever"

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billyb says on Jan 25, 2008, 11:47:

I don't know, but Clavo, as a cop, probably knows how to actually aim one.

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Plato says on Jan 25, 2008, 14:14:

Wow! That's a pretty heavy thread. About trolls. You know, I would react and the same way as JS if someone disrespected my wife. You can insult me, but my family? Hell hath no fury like a pissed off husband and father!

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 25, 2008, 14:36:

Plato, I've cut John a lot of slack as I really appreciate him as having been a good contributor on this forum and wishing he'd come around.

I already explained why Lisa didn't get kicked out for that; John has been talking a lot of garbage about his beloved wife and their sex life here on this forum and he's left himself pretty much open to personal attacks and disrespect. I remember vividly how, about five years ago, he was telling this whole forum about their intimate life, kind of things I would have DIED if my husband told about me on the net and I asked him on that occasion if she knew about what he was telling the whole internet community here and if she knew what would she think about it.

He seems to believe that because her English is limited and she thinks this forum is a waste of anyone's time he's safe and she won't find out and he can continue with this adolescent game.

What he has told all of us here, I gather that his wife is both beautiful and classy and that they have a happy relationship and that he gets along fine with his stepsons. I really wish John all happiness in the world and believe that he would do all of us a favour if he stopped his trolling here on this board. He'll always be welcome as a contributing member.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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Plato says on Jan 25, 2008, 14:49:

Well, this is the second time I put my foot in it, but thanks anyway Desi.

I started here near the end of 2006, and then went on hiatus, then came back. I don't know much of the background here of many posters but I find there are some fine people here.

John Stark, I believe, was Utopia Cowboy and I had some nice, although brief, exchanges with him. He greeted me. Elmo was the first to welcome me. Then you and Kat. Monpirri was also someone I conversed with. Also Goin South. There are a couple of other posters missing from 2006.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Jan 25, 2008, 15:01:

No, really, I can fully understand why people would think he was being unfairly treated by the mods. John will be on later on today and he'll read this and that's fine with me. Yes, John is Utopia Cowboy and he was one of the people I asked to choose one handle over the multiple others. I will insist on this even if I don't always detect all the different handles people are using. I believe John is a basically a decent chap, with a weird sense of humour but he'l have to play by the rules. like everybody else.

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them."-President George W. Bush

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goin_south says on Jan 25, 2008, 17:46:

"John is a basically a decent chap,"....
with an incredible scent of humour, ..jaj
difficult for some to understand/appreciate.... ;-(

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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john_stark says on Jan 25, 2008, 22:06:

"John has been talking a lot of garbage about his beloved wife and their sex life here on this forum and he's left himself pretty much open to personal attacks and disrespect. I remember vividly how, about five years ago, he was telling this whole forum about their intimate life, kind of things I would have DIED if my husband told about me on the net and I asked him on that occasion if she knew about what he was telling the whole internet community here and if she knew what would she think about it."

Believe half of what you see and nothing you hear.

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kalder says on Jan 26, 2008, 07:53:

The Thunderdome would be more entertaining than a shootout.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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Man Tequila says on Jan 26, 2008, 11:02:

A cop shoots better than a cowboy, but less straight.

Who would win if it was one of those American Gladiator doo-hickeys?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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MitchAlvarez says on Jan 29, 2008, 01:26:

My vote is on JS.

Im not really fond of cops. Living in new york and seeing how they abuse power and dirty the profession i cant really root for them often.

But if clavo is armed and Js has no gun watch out you might get 60 bullets in your chest.

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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morphus says on Jan 29, 2008, 07:34:

Where is Clavo anyway? I was starting to get on his good side...LOL

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podborski says on Jan 29, 2008, 08:02:

I think he morphed into RAAAY : )

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billyb says on Jan 29, 2008, 08:21:

He's living in Cartagena. Morph, I think he needs a roomie ;)

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tomtom33 says on Jan 30, 2008, 04:09:

I never really understood the need to call another out. Everyone pretty well knows who is full of shit and who is not. If they need to be told, they won't understand anyway.

It's kind of fun to chide each other. But that stuff about underage girls and Morphus isn't really funny. Nor is the GIB-bashing.

I get to CTG today and may look Clavo up.

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billyb says on Jan 30, 2008, 06:42:

Tom, tell him billyb says wassup.

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podborski says on Jan 30, 2008, 08:43:

exactly tom.

I don't need someone to educate me. Well not on PBH anyway.

Making jokes about the french and canadians is fine (and jokes about french canadians score double), but insulting/harassing posters is just obnoxious.

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podborski says on Jan 30, 2008, 08:44:

tell him I said grow up, and that I owe him a few beers, because it looks like maybe he's not RAAAY after all

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scotty says on Feb 1, 2008, 01:12:

desi you have cut clavo alot of slack to

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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gringoloid says on Feb 2, 2008, 21:13:

i received this picture of miguel clavo in his new life in Cartagena. i'm sure things are much better for him now.....

Image and video hosting by TinyPic

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gringoloid says on Feb 2, 2008, 21:14:

there he is...clavo the sex tourist.

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billyb says on Feb 2, 2008, 21:49:

"there he is...clavo the sex tourist"

Hey gringiloid, i'm sure that poor innocent kid with his pet monkey doing nothing wrong appreciates you posting his picture on a public forum and insinuating that he sells himself to foreign men.

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goin_south says on Feb 2, 2008, 23:08:

which one is Clavo?

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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goin_south says on Feb 2, 2008, 23:10:

billyb... it's the 'poor innocent kid's FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME.. being on the internet and pbh

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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gringoloid says on Feb 3, 2008, 06:36:

that is a public picture.....and as usual billy you got it wrong.....I'm told that IS clavo on the right, and his girlfriend on the left.

Billy, why is it ok for the bocagrande bozo to post pictures of me that he found and not the other way around?

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billyb says on Feb 3, 2008, 11:02:

Gringoloid, i have no problem with you posting pictures of Clavo. Your problem with him is your business and his. I am just wondering if that kid would appreciate the implication you are making about him. And it being a public picture doesn't make it right, he's still underage, stick to adults.

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goin_south says on Feb 3, 2008, 11:35:

...and/or animals, si?

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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billyb says on Feb 3, 2008, 11:48:

jeje, don't let PETA see that post.

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gringoloid says on Feb 4, 2008, 07:52:

billy, what are you talkin about? that "kid" is 30 years old for chrissake....

if someone can tell me how to find the origin of this picture, i'll paste the link. i just don't remember the website after doing a google search on 'stupid cop pictures'.

billy, you have too much time on your hands.

you don't seem like a bad guy.......you should come over to our side........we're a friendly, happy bunch of people.......it's up to you.

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billyb says on Feb 4, 2008, 09:21:

But are you happy and friendly because you are drinking the koolaid? :))

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gringoloid says on Feb 4, 2008, 09:35:

it's just that in person we're a great group, it's getting bigger and we really don't have any need to needlessly attack anyone.

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billyb says on Feb 4, 2008, 09:38:

I hear ya. For that matter Clavo is one of the nicest persons I have met. It's the internet that's to blame jeje.

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goin_south says on Feb 5, 2008, 11:51:

.

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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christobeldawg says on Feb 5, 2008, 20:54:

I have to defend MClavo because he was the first to befriend me on this site, last July. I haven't read all of the fighting posts, those that put us off air for a day or 2, but he was always very nice to me. JS, maybe not exactly warm and fuzzy guy, but sometimes very informative, and sometimes very funny as well.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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billyb says on Feb 5, 2008, 21:53:

Hey Cdawg, do you think it was just a coincidence that the site got shut down right after you got back?? jeje.

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goin_south says on Feb 5, 2008, 22:34:

jjjeeejjeeeejjjj.. several people have observed the same.... billy

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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christobeldawg says on Feb 6, 2008, 02:56:

That thought did cross my mind. What an honor.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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