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Decoding Dictionary for Women and Men

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*DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:*

40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous.........................Slept with everyone. Athletic..............................No breasts.
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Free Spirit.............................Junkie.
New-Age.............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned.......................No B.J.'s
Open-minded........................Desperate.
Outgoing.............................Loud and embarrassing.
Wants soul mate.....................Stalker.

*DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:*

We need...............................I want
I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry
We need to talk......................You're in trouble
Sure, go ahead........................You better not
Do what you want...................You will pay for this later
I am not upset........................Of course, I am upset, you moron!
You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about?

*DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:*

I am hungry..........................I am hungry
I am sleepy............................I am sleepy
I am tired.............................I am tired
Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage!
I love you..............................Let's have sex now
I am bored............................Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.

By Portena on Nov 6, 2007, 18:04 in Off Topic.

Man Tequila says on Nov 6, 2007, 19:32:

A little truth to that, I guess.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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scotty says on Nov 6, 2007, 21:37:

alot of truth to that.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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goin_south says on Nov 6, 2007, 21:59:

and, given by a woman, no less ;)

Colombia es

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christobeldawg says on Nov 6, 2007, 22:03:

these kind of things just make me wonder how much truth there is to it, and of course, how it may or may not affect me, in paricular, versus, general cases.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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goin_south says on Nov 6, 2007, 22:32:

Do I not understand that, because I am listening to Neil Young/youtube???

Colombia es

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goin_south says on Nov 6, 2007, 22:33:

or, is it because I'm so close to Columbia....in time?

Colombia es

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LA_MONA says on Nov 7, 2007, 01:17:

Poor women!

True about the guys though...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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gringolondinense says on Nov 7, 2007, 02:14:

Im happy to say that in denmark none of these dictionaries apply!! :). Life is so much simpler and free of bullshit. People actually mean what they say.

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kalder says on Nov 7, 2007, 02:33:

I agree with Scotty- a lot of truths there.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kalder says on Nov 7, 2007, 02:34:

GL- I think Denmark is the most pleasant place I've ever been to.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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gringolondinense says on Nov 7, 2007, 03:08:

Yes I agree Kalder....the people are amazing

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kalder says on Nov 7, 2007, 05:11:

Good grub, clean, things work, no street hassle...

First day I was in Denmark, I walked into a pub full of postal workers. They bought me a drink ("for you Englishman- if Englishman you be"), raised their glasses and then let me get back to the paper.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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Portena says on Nov 7, 2007, 16:54:

Now don't take that stuff too seriously... ; )

I feel better! I can smile at it now, I feel better. Ohhhh, better! Gnarls Barkley

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