Man of the house

The husband had just finished reading a
new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR
HOUSE'. He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and
announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the
man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner,
you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the
kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw
me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me
dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and
hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair? The wife replied,
"The funeral director would be my first guess"

Cheers

By huskie on May 26, 2009, 06:02 in Off Topic.

ddluzdelsol says on May 27, 2009, 06:44: lol =D Christmas and New Years in Ibague!! 0 funny, 0 helpful.

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