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Madonna's about the same age as Michael Jackson was, right?

So maybe the old skank will snuff it before she destroys any more families and abducts any more kids in Malawi...

By kalder on Jun 29, 2009, 13:27 in Off Topic.

Man Tequila says on Jun 29, 2009, 15:08:

Is this Kalder, or Pow Wow?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jun 29, 2009, 15:16:

You just reminded me of a really bad joke I heard earlier today.

Farah Fawcet gets to the pearly gates.

Saint Peter says to her, " You were a great woman while on earth. Since you helped promote worthy causes, God has decided to grant you one wish before you enter heaven".

Farah replies, "I wish for all the children of the world to be safe".

I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

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kalder says on Jun 30, 2009, 00:21:

It's a good one alright. The way the punchline hangs in the air for a moment...

Who makes these things up?

"A piece of cheese may entrap a mouse, but a bicycle could ensnare the Imperial Chancellor."~~An Bai Kuang

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dwmte7 says on Jul 2, 2009, 12:13:

this is one of those for "only those people with a brain" jokes. when brains were passed out, i thought they said 'trains'...i missed mine.

so, alright, already.....what's the joke.

patriarch

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dwmte7 says on Jul 2, 2009, 12:14:

in all fairness to you, brother kalder, i didn't read the thread as i thought it was kinda lame. only now did i note you penned it. is "sorry" in order? if so..........fuck you! just kidding.

d

patriarch

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