I miss my novia

OneHappyBoy says on Jun 1, 2008, 18:24:

grab an airline ticket and go see her... Don't whine, fly down and see her.

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slguy says on Jun 1, 2008, 20:13:

either that or butch up a little.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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christobeldawg says on Jun 1, 2008, 20:19:

here we go....again

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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OneHappyBoy says on Jun 1, 2008, 20:32:

does your novia know you are short on Huevos?

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Bellita says on Jun 1, 2008, 21:13:

That is so sweet. Make sure she knows you love her.
Do not make fun of him. We "Colombianas" are very romantic, so she will like the fact that you miss her.

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Catfish35 says on Jun 1, 2008, 21:27:

Good god!

"So many guns, and so few brains". sam spade

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slguy says on Jun 1, 2008, 21:29:

don't make fun of him? you're not serious, are you? she'll also like that he was whining on a public forum like a little bitch? ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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Catfish35 says on Jun 1, 2008, 21:33:

jajaja...just go immediately to the nearest Western Union you will feel much better afterward!

"So many guns, and so few brains". sam spade

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manINred says on Jun 1, 2008, 21:37:

yeah, love hurts alright. It's a shame, but time heals most things. At least it will give you incentive to save and visit the country again .

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slguy says on Jun 1, 2008, 21:37:

I apologize for my comment. It was uncalled for- true, but uncalled for.

sometimes i just can't help myself.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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Lisa Zee says on Jun 1, 2008, 21:47:

Yeah give the guy a break!. This could be you tomorrow! ya never know!

What about moral support?

Feliz Navidad!

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slguy says on Jun 1, 2008, 21:48:

"This could be you tomorrow! ya never know!"

not a chance in hell.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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Lisa Zee says on Jun 1, 2008, 21:51:

Never say never!

Feliz Navidad!

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Bellita says on Jun 1, 2008, 21:54:

I do not understand the hate....women need more sensitive guys like him. The haters don't go far.

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slguy says on Jun 1, 2008, 21:55:

hate? who said anything about hate? how can one hate such a pathetic thing? ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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manINred says on Jun 1, 2008, 21:56:

slguy, you really got it in for this guy, lol!

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slguy says on Jun 1, 2008, 21:57:

Lisa, I'm not saying I'd never miss a woman terribly. I AM saying hell would freeze over before I broke out a bitch whine on a public forum about it...

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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christobeldawg says on Jun 1, 2008, 22:01:

I am with Slguy on this one. If you are going to attack him, include me in.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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Lisa Zee says on Jun 1, 2008, 22:01:

When you are in l o v e, deep in it! ...... you do and say things you never thought you would in a million years!!!
Slguy... I also say I am done with love, meaning I will never go over heels for another human again if I have to, but you never know, you hope not, but shit happens.

Feliz Navidad!

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Bellita says on Jun 1, 2008, 22:02:

Dios Mio!!! que mala energia.

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christobeldawg says on Jun 1, 2008, 22:04:

that is not what slguy is saying, dear. He is saying, if I may speak for my foot in mouth friend, that this guy is possibly a troll, or if not, at least someone who is sharing secret issues on a public forum, for no apparent reason.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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manINred says on Jun 1, 2008, 22:06:

Bellita lastimosamente hay mucha mala energia en este sitio... a la vez hay alguna energia positiva :)

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CatGirl says on Jun 1, 2008, 22:27:

Lisa - "Never say never!"

True......I find the world plays tricks on you when you do this! Slygy, maybe the poor boy needs a pal..jeje

Can Love be Created? ;)

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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OneHappyBoy says on Jun 1, 2008, 23:37:

the guy's a troll...and his post was pathetic. if he's missing her that much, he would have spent a C note on Las Buena prepaid phone cards and whined to her, not us. God knows I did... my wife loved it i felt like a love sick sap, but i didn't put it on the proverbial bill board on the I-5 expressway.

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goin_south says on Jun 2, 2008, 00:50:

I think he should send her a Message in a Bottle;
An empty Sailor Jerry's Rum Bottle.
Or, two.... maybe three.

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on Jun 2, 2008, 00:58:

Here's one you can use:

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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goin_south says on Jun 2, 2008, 01:02:

why do those girls leave out the 'n' ?

Why Colombianitas? Personally... I just don't like pink areolar tissue.

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dwmte7 says on Jun 2, 2008, 05:21:

"butch-up"?????? hmmm

this is headed for the street where the gal with the overbite and bow legs lives.....

my sides can't handle much more. is it a cold day in hell, yet, guy....we wanna here you whine...please.

forget sailor jerry....that dreck is like piss and sugar.

dwmte

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slguy says on Jun 2, 2008, 06:03:

ok, after a good night's rest, I have thought about this a little more, and decided that my innate self-control served me well last night. ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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OneHappyBoy says on Jun 2, 2008, 06:06:

Bellita-We are all about sympathy, for the right reasons. Go look at this persons previous post.. You can tell he is somebody just looking for,.... well something, but I reallly doubt there is much sincerity in his whining.....maybe....there is, but the odds are that he is a troll posting to get a response from people....

His girl, a bowlegged, cross eyed, Jessica Alba looking Colombiana? The guy needs TELL HER!!! not us about his "love sick heart"

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IloveCidy says on Jun 2, 2008, 06:44:

Damn slguy, you are brutal, and to think I have supported you people for so long. I am even down with the whole marriage thing.

I miss my novia!

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slguy says on Jun 2, 2008, 06:52:

"and to think I have supported you people for so long"

huh?

Listen. Your PBH contributions have consisted to date of only whining like a lovesick bitch about some buck-toothed, crosseyed colombiana that you have spent a total of two weeks with. I took that as nothing but trolling for reaction - so in a weak moment or two, I granted your wish. And had some fun doing so.

What's the problem?

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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IloveCidy says on Jun 2, 2008, 07:00:

She is not a troll. She is beautiful and I love her. I am not whining, just I don't know what to do.

I miss my novia!

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kalder says on Jun 2, 2008, 07:11:

Love is so special. It is like a flower.

Or a raindrop.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kalder says on Jun 2, 2008, 07:14:

slguy- you are not listening to that special inner voice. The one that tells you that love is special. Like a rainbow.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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slguy says on Jun 2, 2008, 07:19:

kalder, I've seen christmas turkeys less full of crap than you are, today. jajajajajajajajajjaa

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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IloveCidy says on Jun 2, 2008, 07:31:

Why are you angry slguy? Did you have a bad night in the bath house last night.

I miss my novia!

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kalder says on Jun 2, 2008, 08:55:

I love cider too.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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slguy says on Jun 2, 2008, 09:17:

me? angry? nahhhhhhh.

bathhouse? I was wondering if your keyboard had problems with "o" - I think you mispelled "novia", possibly. There're two "o's" in the word you were looking for, I think....;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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morphus says on Jun 2, 2008, 10:43:

Bad night in the bath house? Like getting drugged and raped by a Jeffrey Dahmer type....LOL

Any pics of the novia?

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miamimike says on Jun 3, 2008, 11:44:

Why not ask one our willing and able Colombia based PBH Posters to go over to her place and deliver a "Smileygram" sent from you?

On Sept 17, 2008: Senator John McCain said, as he had many times before, that he believed the fundamentals of the economy were "strong."Hours later he backpedaled, explaining that he had meant that American workers were Strong.

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Peter (Moderator) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jun 4, 2008, 07:01: