I am back safe

bigtexas1974 says on Sep 18, 2008, 03:59:

"I am back safe in the states. I know you were worried."

Uhhhh...what? You were ever gone?

"Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful, and natural experiences money can buy." - Steve Martin "You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get a little older. Little things, like getting spanked every day by a middle aged woman."

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george jung says on Sep 18, 2008, 05:44:

Word is she dumped you gringo and gringo can't acccept it,jejeje

"Men and fish are alot alike, when they open their mouths, they both get in trouble"

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) says on Sep 18, 2008, 07:34:

You should have walked on set. They could have used you as a fluffer.

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MaFe says on Sep 18, 2008, 07:56:

no offense but she takes you back because you are her green card ticket...

Karma.....

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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travelingirl says on Sep 18, 2008, 10:45:

Major eyeroll.

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houstongal says on Sep 18, 2008, 10:54:

I hope this doesn't mean he'll continue to ask stupid questions about what to do with Cidy. If so, we should all refrain from helping. He's the one who took her back (after he dumped her).

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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esanch36 says on Sep 18, 2008, 12:22:

This guy is kinda of a weirdo

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IloveCidy says on Sep 18, 2008, 15:22:

Why am I weird? And to answer your question, why she took me back. While she won't say it, I had a 10 pack of Cialis with me last week. Needless to say, without getting too graphic, I was packing a heavy punch all week.

I miss my novia!

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) says on Sep 18, 2008, 15:28:

Keep telling yourself that. I didn't realize that Cialis made its users delusional.

Sorry to hear that on top of everything else you have problems getting your yang up.

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esanch36 says on Sep 19, 2008, 10:22:

hahahhahaha

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IloveCidy says on Sep 19, 2008, 10:57:

No problems here just an extra boost. Trust me it was worth it.

I miss my novia!

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billyb says on Sep 19, 2008, 17:37:

What's going to happen now that you're back home and she's with her other BF who, BTW, doesn't need cialis?

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MaFe says on Sep 22, 2008, 13:25:

jaaaaaaaaaaaa Billy B!! That might be true!!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Sep 22, 2008, 13:41:

houstongal says on Sep 18, 2008, 10:54: flag

I hope this doesn't mean he'll continue to ask stupid questions about what to do with Cidy. If so, we should all refrain from helping. He's the one who took her back (after he dumped her).

jajajaj HG, i bet she never new she was dumped....

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Sep 22, 2008, 15:59:

como dice elmo oh boy........


dios los cria y el diablo los junta :)))))))

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CanadaMan says on Sep 28, 2008, 09:05:

Just keep plastering American bills on your head.. You are pathetic..

Yeah houstongal this guy is out of touch with reality and tries to buy love make that buy sex..

..

Formerly WidowerfromCanada...I am engaged to a wonderful Peruviana.

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morphus says on Sep 28, 2008, 23:52:

So he was paying Cidy to be his GF?

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