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For all you potheads out there......OFF TOPIC

A koala was sitting in a tree smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you doing?'

The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell into the river.
A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, 'What's the matter with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,

"Hey you!'

So the koala looked down at him and said,

'Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude...

How much water did you drink!?'

By Miguel_Clavo on Jul 2, 2009, 14:05 in Off Topic.

ranaquajo (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 2, 2009, 14:13:

Thanks for the laugh MC. There really should be an option to mark an original post as funny and/or helpful.

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“The people using your software, even if you own it and pay for it, have rights and will behave as if they have rights. And if you abrogate those rights, you'll hear about it very quickly.”

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Miguel_Clavo says on Jul 2, 2009, 14:16:

thanks....i thought is was hilarious......=)

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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dwmte7 says on Jul 2, 2009, 16:31:

miguel...i love rib wigglers. thanks.

patriarch

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goin_south says on Jul 2, 2009, 17:33:

I ... WAS.... koala bear,... last life.
I thought for awhile,... a sloth, but this confirms: koala. jaj

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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quantum says on Jul 2, 2009, 22:35:

Great chiste MC.....goin to the joke library.......

quantum

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babygirl says on Jul 3, 2009, 20:42:

LMFAO!!!! I'm stealing this for my facebook! Hahaha.

Best quote of the week... "should I be taking this pill with wine?" Canadian Girls Kick Ass!

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whitewidow says on Jul 3, 2009, 20:46:

you must be stoned for telling that joke.... i've got a better one... look for the new thread

I'm no doper! I just play one on TV.

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goin_south says on Jul 3, 2009, 21:41:

Good one, M_C!!!
I made a couple people LOSE THEIR LUNCH with that joke today.

GREAT SIGHT THAT WAS!

jjaja

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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goin_south says on Jul 3, 2009, 21:53:

Boudreaux y Thibodeaux:

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux both had to use the jon at the same time, en el restaurante.

Boudreaux looks over at Thibodeaux, and says:
"Thibodeaux,.... you're dick is kinda shiney there..... what happened"?

Thibodeaux explains:
"Boudreaux..... I got one o' dem der CIRCUMCISIONS when I was born"!

Boudreaux asks:
"Mey.... Thibs! Did that hurt??????"

Thib's replies:
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.Mey, Chez! Hell yeah! Dat hurt! I couldn't walk FOR A WHOLE FOKN YEAR!!!

nothin I say is to be takn for my words, but rather for the words of Sailor Jerry.

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dwmte7 says on Jul 5, 2009, 12:24:

this just out..................leave it to my children to get me up to date.

patriarch

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dwmte7 says on Jul 5, 2009, 15:05:

but how do the capos 'just say no' to a hundred billion dollars?

patriarch

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makopp5 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jul 5, 2009, 15:07:

azu
you can get them prerolled. I got them, because I´m too lazy to roll.

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