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"It seems that the prophet had no idea of the spiritual reality of man that is independent from the material world. Allah's rewards are hoories, wine, honey, gardens, mansions, cloths with gold embroidery and other material objects. These are all material rewards. What is the use of all these for human spirit? His punishment is also physical: fire. Heaven, in Islam, is the place where believers will be reclining under the shade of the trees, eating and drinking exquisite wines, and engaging in sex with virgins"

By morphus on May 5, 2008, 05:34 in Off Topic.

morphus says on May 5, 2008, 05:34:

http://www.faithfreedom.org

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kalder says on May 5, 2008, 10:10:

I think some of those houris are underaged boys.

Stick with Satan.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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morphus says on May 5, 2008, 10:17:

Yup...Satan is the best. He's couragously fighting against God's tyranny so we can be free.

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slguy says on May 6, 2008, 07:33:

allah gets the last laugh.

here's a sampling of those virgins...
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Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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morphus says on May 6, 2008, 07:48:

Allah loves violent deaths :)

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dwmte7 says on May 7, 2008, 04:55:

i'm not sure what ALLAH want's...aside from us being honest, faithful to HIM and ourselves and good to others, et al, but as for the islamist's ranting en re martyrdom and basking under the son with the ladies and grapes and wine, etc., for those not to bright believers, if they're buying into all that, they're still saving 'blue-chip' and 'green stamps'. not much hope for those chaps/gals.

the way i see it, if GOD/ALLAH wants someone dead, HE will personally deaden them. amen

dwmte

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morphus says on May 7, 2008, 05:15:

I'm not afraid of Allah.

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kalder says on May 7, 2008, 07:38:

You should be: His hell is just as hot as Yaweh's.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kalder says on May 7, 2008, 07:39:

“Fear the fire, which is prepared for the disbelievers."

[Ali'-Imran, 3: 131]

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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morphus says on May 7, 2008, 07:57:

Not the type of God I want to be associated with.

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Tinto (Moderator) says on May 7, 2008, 08:11:

Maybe Morphus' version of hell is like that portrayed in the dumb Adam Sandler movie (sorry, that's redundant): Harvey Keitel as the devil and sexy French maids shoving large vegetables up Hitler's ass.

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kalder says on May 7, 2008, 08:18:

On the subject of celluloid visions of damnation: I wouldn't mind doing my time in the Dark Brothers 'Inferno'.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kalder says on May 7, 2008, 09:02:

LOL!!!!

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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kalder says on May 7, 2008, 09:04:

Sorry Tinto- I'd have laughed if he'd used anyone's name...

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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Tinto (Moderator) says on May 7, 2008, 09:09:

That's OK, that was a pretty good one.

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kalder says on May 7, 2008, 09:19:

I usually wouldn't bother to read an Internet joke, but I thought what the hell and the punchline got me.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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dwmte7 says on May 8, 2008, 10:27:

a guy goes to hell and runs into the devil who says...'you got your choice of three rooms.' you'll spend eternity in the room of your choice.' well the devil shows him the first room, it was full of men and women, drinking, dancing, having sex all in endless chaos. the guy tells the devil, 'looks interesting but for eternity? nope. so the devil shows him the next room and it's pitch-ass black and there's a dead silence. whew, difinitely not there, who could stand black silence, forever? so the devil shows him the last and final room, in which, there are people everywhere, standing in this liquid, up to their necks. it's calm, the people are talking with one another and it looks to be--for eternity--the most tolerable of all three choices. he turns to the devil and says, well, from the three choices, this looks to be the one i will be able to best deal with. fine says the devil and pokes him in the ass with his trident fork and the guy hops in the water/liquid with the rest of the folks. immediately, he discovers it's a pool of shit and reeks to high heaven.. after the waves settle and he briefly smiles at the guy standing next to him, the devil yells out, '....alright, coffee break's over, back on your knees......

dwmte

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LDW says on May 13, 2008, 10:40:

dwmte7....that third alternative sounds like a fairly accurate description of most muslim countries (i.e., shitholes........SHITHOLEISTAN)......which explains why those camel humpers worship a visa to an infidel country more than they worship the cheap porn of their KKKoran.

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dwmte7 says on May 15, 2008, 18:03:

personally, i don't feel that criticism of the TRULY faithful and GOD/ALLAH serving folks is in any way constructive. i was taught by my elders that one shouldn't talk about another and his/her life/ways until we sit down and eat a bucket of salt with them, thus they.

it is the ignorant and false speaking/acting which deface the ways and works of GOD. not the lives of his honest humble servants. and for the former, karma will take care of them. that is, unless we want karma to take care of us.......

dwmte

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