Elmo's Surprise Birthday Party

kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 28, 2008, 06:03:

bet you all had a whale of a time

Happy birthday Elmo

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Cerealkiller says on Apr 28, 2008, 06:06:

Are there any pictures?

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 28, 2008, 06:06:

that would be very interesting :)))

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El Polo says on Apr 28, 2008, 06:14:

Sounds like you guys had a blast!

morphus says on Apr 28, 2008, 06:26:

I got some videos.

Cerealkiller says on Apr 28, 2008, 06:30:

cant wait to see them :P

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morphus says on Apr 28, 2008, 06:35:

Off-topic? that was quick :)

elmodefoque says on Apr 28, 2008, 06:37:

action shot



thank you!

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webmanco says on Apr 28, 2008, 06:39:

Ellmo, CatGirl, MaFe, who else?

But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am

kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 28, 2008, 06:42:

the girl is elmo's daughter :))

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 28, 2008, 06:43:

more pict pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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esanch36 says on Apr 28, 2008, 07:03:

Elmo's daughter looks good....you ever try and tap that morph?

All right, I'll ask: How come it took three seconds to euthanize Eight Belles, but the Womens NBA is starting Year 12???

tomtom33 says on Apr 28, 2008, 07:13:

Elmo's daughter doesn't bang white boys. I curse my white skin every day.

elmodefoque says on Apr 28, 2008, 07:15:

this broad (my daughter) is NYC expensive and you also gotta be a built, VERY dark young latino or else you get no nookie

Here she is last week in punta cana, dominican republic

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

tomtom33 says on Apr 28, 2008, 07:20:

Love those large eyes.

morphus says on Apr 28, 2008, 07:44:

Elmo's wife was there too. You know her Tomtom, right?

morphus says on Apr 28, 2008, 07:47:

Yeah, Elmo's daughter and her friends prefer Dominicanos. I had better luck when I left the VIP area on to the dance floor. A lot of Latinas were interested in me at the club. Maybe it was the pimp atire I was wearing. I should dress up more often.

elmodefoque says on Apr 28, 2008, 07:52:

i was suppose to get a lap dance from one of my daughter's hot puerto rican girl friend in the VIP room, just me and her, but my ex young cachaca wify showed up. NO LAP DANCE FOR ME jijjijjjji

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elmodefoque says on Apr 28, 2008, 07:53:

hey morph, your pimp atire was the hit of the party

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 28, 2008, 07:58:

Happy B'lated B'day, Elmo!
More pictures!!!!

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tomtom33 says on Apr 28, 2008, 08:41:

Yes, I had the pleasure of spending a night near Parque Lleras with Elmo's wife and her girlfriend. She is a charming lady.

morphus says on Apr 28, 2008, 09:06:

I think I was still fairly sober here:

morphus says on Apr 28, 2008, 09:11:

After about 20 gin and tonics:

Desideria (Moderator) says on Apr 28, 2008, 09:12:

Who's the lady?
You look a little glazed...

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morphus says on Apr 28, 2008, 09:17:

Who's the lady? Elmo might know :)

elmodefoque says on Apr 28, 2008, 09:23:

all is fine then the ex wify shows up toward the end

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slguy says on Apr 28, 2008, 09:24:

which one? for safety's sake, i question, but no comment...;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

elmodefoque says on Apr 28, 2008, 09:29:

my cachaca (white jacket) is straight from the colombian third world she CAN'T dance rap like NYC girls

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 28, 2008, 09:32:

UY MORPHUS QUE ELEGANCIA :)))

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morphus says on Apr 28, 2008, 09:35:

I was going to wear a leather suit but it was too hot out.

slguy says on Apr 28, 2008, 09:44:

"my cachaca (white jacket) is straight from the colombian third world she CAN'T dance rap like NYC girls"

all the more reason to admire her, imho. i don't wanna HEAR rap...much less dance to them thar noises!

y este rubia, morph???

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

morphus says on Apr 28, 2008, 09:54:

La rubia lives underneath Elmo's Harlem penthouse.

elmodefoque says on Apr 28, 2008, 09:59:

harlem penthouse jajajajajaja
she actually lives across the hallway from my penthouse
maybe i should go over and borrow a cup of sugar
she has a penthouse too

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slguy says on Apr 28, 2008, 10:08:

get a cup for me, too.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

elmodefoque says on Apr 28, 2008, 10:13:

jijijij

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elmodefoque says on Apr 28, 2008, 10:20:

my niece dancing BACHATA

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on Apr 28, 2008, 10:25:

OK, ENOUGH!!!!!

due to heavy rain in NYC, i was not taken out for my daily walk in the park,
now i'm here bored shitless

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elmodefoque says on Apr 28, 2008, 10:28:

my buddy holding one of 7 fish i caught

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

kat1 (Moderator) says on Apr 28, 2008, 10:31:

nice party elmo, pero hay mas de una que se mueve mas un .alka-seltzer. en un masato :)))


wow what a fish!!!

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elmodefoque says on Apr 28, 2008, 10:35:

I'm gonna nap now!

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Tinto (Moderator) says on Apr 28, 2008, 10:50:

Does Al Roker (a TV personality for those unfamiliar with the name) still send birthday greetings to people that turn 100 years old?

;-)

MaFe says on Apr 28, 2008, 11:57:

Thanks for the invite! Geez!!

Happy Birthday!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

MitchAlvarez says on Apr 28, 2008, 12:20:

yea next time invite pbh man!!

jaja

MaFe says on Apr 28, 2008, 14:39:

webmanco says on Monday April 28th, 2008 6:39:

Ellmo, CatGirl, MaFe, who else?


What? I missed this...which one am I? Ja!! If CG is the blond and Elmo the guy who am I?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

webmanco says on Apr 28, 2008, 14:44:

Eres otra a quién habia que partirle el bizcocho :-)

But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am

MaFe says on Apr 28, 2008, 14:46:

I know webmanco....but that girl and I are complete opposites....

Elmo needs to monas there...

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

houstongal says on Apr 28, 2008, 15:24:

Looks like a fun evening!

Is it just me or does it look like Morphus is wearing the same color lipstick as la rubia? jejeje....c'mon Morphus...fess up!

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morphus says on Apr 28, 2008, 15:32:

Nope, i'm 100% natural:)

houstongal says on Apr 28, 2008, 16:04:

naturally red lips?! ;-)

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MaFe says on Apr 28, 2008, 19:36:

Good one HG!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

CatGirl says on Apr 28, 2008, 20:52:

What!? MaFe?? we were at a party and no one told us??

Tell me! How did I do it?...jejeje

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christobeldawg says on Apr 28, 2008, 21:51:

happy birthday Elmo, but those videos look like they were shot by la camp.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

Robert Jorge says on Apr 29, 2008, 00:41:

Nice striper (fish) Elmo.

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morphus says on Apr 29, 2008, 04:38:

"naturally red lips?! ;-)"

What color are lips suppose to be?

MaFe says on Apr 29, 2008, 07:59:

CatGirl says on Monday April 28th, 2008 20:52:

What!? MaFe?? we were at a party and no one told us??

Tell me! How did I do it?...jejeje


yeah according to webmanco! ja!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

houstongal says on Apr 29, 2008, 09:56:

Morphus - you know...more rosy pink!

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NataliaV says on Apr 29, 2008, 17:03:

Happy Belated Elmo! Looks like an eventful evening!

CatGirl says on Apr 30, 2008, 13:43:

Elmo - Not sure if I should do this....as I have been told you might be a filament of someones cyber imagination. So, if you are real - Happy B day!!!!

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

christobeldawg says on Apr 30, 2008, 19:52:

if he only a cyber imagination, so what? He has added several expressions to my vocabulary, and many laughs to us all.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

Robert Jorge says on May 1, 2008, 22:51:

American, you must be gay. Those teticas are 100% natural. (Not that I was looking Elmo)

--"I believe in making the world safe for our children. But not for our children's children, because I don't think that children should be having sex." - Jack Handy

goin_south says on May 1, 2008, 23:33:

yeah, happy Modefoquen birthday elmo.

"hey morph, your pimp atire was the hit of the party"
jja..come on, show the pic's before you shed that $19.99 fake leather jacket ;-)

y, un mil gracias.

goin_south says on May 1, 2008, 23:36:

hey, Elmo... did ESLuelita show up for your birthday party?

and, what's with Raccaninte callin and not showin?

y, un mil gracias.

goin_south says on May 1, 2008, 23:37:

Rocci... I've never heard of that strategy before ;-)
Ask Hg.

y, un mil gracias.

houstongal says on May 2, 2008, 00:53:

What 'cha talking about GS? Calling and not showing? Me? You? This makes no sense...as always.

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goin_south says on May 2, 2008, 08:11:

me.

y, un mil gracias.

CatGirl says on May 2, 2008, 08:22:

HG me thinks GS for got to do this..(copy and paste his reference)

"Rocinate said he was 10 minutes away but never showed up. I guess he got hit by a bus....LOL"

In the original post. ;))) am I correct GS?

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elmodefoque says on May 2, 2008, 09:20:

THANKS!!

you wanna nail hot nyc latinas, better know how to dance this song

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elmodefoque says on May 2, 2008, 09:58:

thank you!

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on May 2, 2008, 10:20:

this too

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

goin_south says on May 2, 2008, 10:26:

what if I just play in the horn section of the band?

y, un mil gracias.

elmodefoque says on May 2, 2008, 10:54:

that would work jjejejej

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elmodefoque says on May 2, 2008, 10:57:

and this one too

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

elmodefoque says on May 2, 2008, 11:36:

and this

over 5 million colombianos in USA and only 27 barranquilleros, i'm one.Curramba, el mejor vividero del mundo!

slguy says on May 2, 2008, 12:46:

nice set!

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:11:

oh god. i can only take one of them merengues per club night.

i think elmo is really a dominican inside a colombian. lol

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:14:

ok you wanna really take out a colombiana here in queens guys:

let me hook you up with the songs you have to have downpacked (well the ones that i can find in youtube that is):

1.

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:16:

2.

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:17:

3. Cambiemos el ritmo un poquito pa que la pueda bailar bien pegadito

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:18:

4. ok volvamos a la salsita

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:21:

5.

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:22:

6. cambiemos pues el ritmo parce

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:22:

7.

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:23:

8. sigamos en esta

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:24:

9.

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:26:

10. sigamos con otra salsita

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:27:

11.

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:27:

12. un classico

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:30:

13. Attencion aqui es cuando uno ya tira un merenguito como por cambiar, pero nada de esa locura que puse elmo. jaja aprendase este parcerito

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:33:

14.

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:37:

15. ok elmo wants reggaeton i know........ here we go

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:38:

16.

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:41:

17. ok time to get crazy nowwwwwwwwwwww

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:43:

18.

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:47:

19.

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:48:

20. ok so enough dancing.......... you sit down grab the lady by now you should have conquered and order una botella de guaro antioqueño por favor. then comes the drinking music.

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:49:

21.

MitchAlvarez says on May 2, 2008, 14:51:

22. y terminas con esta la llevas pa donde sea parce y listo el pollo.

eywed says on May 2, 2008, 18:50:

I think you about covered it Mitch.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

goin_south says on May 2, 2008, 18:58:

Like I said.... Mitch... YOU D'MAN!
Thanks for all those vid's.

y, un mil gracias.

CatGirl says on May 2, 2008, 23:10:

Geez, you guys are a crack up ..Purrr

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

goin_south says on May 2, 2008, 23:29:

dont' say crack; Crack kills.

y, un mil gracias.

CatGirl says on May 2, 2008, 23:36:

GS - had a good come back for you...but may not be too lady like. Involves those lovely plumbers with those pants that don't quite fit over their bellies and they bend over and...well....All I can say is that visual of a crack kills too jajaja

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

goin_south says on May 2, 2008, 23:37:

crack-a-me-up?

y, un mil gracias.

scotty says on May 3, 2008, 18:17:

HAPPY B-DAY ELMO!

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

morphus says on May 3, 2008, 20:27:

Elmo's birthday is actually this month so there might be a second party. His daughter threw the party for him and his brother.

MaFe says on May 4, 2008, 10:19:

Mitch!! Loved the videos!! Cuando vamos a bailar?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

PALEOLITICO says on May 4, 2008, 17:19:

Mitch... hacia AÑOS DE LOS AÑOS que no escuchaba esa música... estaba yo super chiquita. Me acuerdo que el primer video es de Pastor López.... jajaja el concierto de antaño!. Pero esa música nunca pasa de moda...

Bacano, recordar es vivir...

"Amar a las personas y usar las cosas; y no amar a las cosas y usar a las personas"

PALEOLITICO says on May 4, 2008, 17:21:

Kat: Me reí con lo del Alka-seltser en el masato!!!!! jajaja. Es que si pues... mas mobilidad un gato de porcelana :)

"Amar a las personas y usar las cosas; y no amar a las cosas y usar a las personas"

MitchAlvarez says on May 5, 2008, 18:33:

mafe cuando quiera miamor nos vamos a tirar paso ventiao!!! avise pues