drink heavily and recycle

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would
have $49 left. With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original
$1,000. With AIG, you would have less than $15 left. But, if you had
purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then
turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214
cash. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

By Azul on Sep 29, 2008, 10:13 in Off Topic.

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