DODGE TRUCKS EXPOSED...WHY MEN ARE SO ATTRACTED TO THEM?

huskie says on May 4, 2008, 17:51:

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christobeldawg says on May 4, 2008, 19:18:

I wondered why I was so into them. Those sly Madison Avenue gurus got me again.

admittedly, arriving can feel great too

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ColombianoGringo says on May 6, 2008, 15:23:

"WHY MEN ARE SO ATTRACTED TO THEM?"
It seems like the guys driving the biggest Dodge pickups are always the most insecure ones. Here in Houston, you see a bunch of douchebags driving these things.


Outside of construction workers,etc. I can't imagine why you would need such a monstrosity unless you have an RV or a really big boat to tow. I have one idiot neighbor that has some giant yellow ram truck with a big red racing stripe down the middle. I laugh in his face every time I see him. That truck has never carried so much as a 2x4.

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Tinto (Moderator) says on May 6, 2008, 15:35:

Whaddya' think about people that drive anything made by Hummer? Maybe small brain, small penis, big wallet?

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ColombianoGringo says on May 6, 2008, 15:43:

It's funny, but I just read an article about how the prices on used large trucks and SUVs have dropped considerably in the past year as people freak on gas prices.

I have a midsized SUV that gets pretty crappy gas mileage in the city, but I only drive 1 1/2 miles to work. Still, I will probably buy another car soon and it will be something much more efficient and the truck will be relegated to second car and occasional lumber hauling status.

Anybody who drives a Chevy Hummer (Yes it is a Chevy at heart) needs their head examined. They are ugly as hell and scream douchebag. It is the automotive equivalent of a fauxhawk. My ex-wife just bought an H3. I got a good laugh out of that.

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huskie says on May 6, 2008, 16:11:

I like Hummers, I would buy one if I could afford it
Cheers

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christobeldawg says on May 6, 2008, 19:58:

well obviously you have a small penis, jaja. So if I get a hybrid dorkmobile, will my penis grow?

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huskie says on May 7, 2008, 05:51:

Me? I don't have one of those.....Thanks to God! (LMAOF)
Cheers

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