Crazy News.... New meaning to a secret "stash"

CatGirl says on Apr 17, 2008, 09:14:

Read this and could not believe it. Thought I'd share. Wonder what Dodger Dogs thinks of this.. They must have been some small Iguanas...Eeeeek
Poor Iguanas..

Love and Time: the only two things that cannot be bought, but only spent

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slguy says on Apr 17, 2008, 17:32:

"They must have been some small Iguanas...Eeeeek"

FINALLY! a woman who admits that size matters!

iguanas?

nevver mind....

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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MaFe says on Apr 17, 2008, 18:56:

20 years huh?

CG so glad to see you posting!!

SL size matter? hmmmmmm

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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goin_south says on Apr 17, 2008, 22:33:

I've neva... heard... a girl say before.... that the size of her iguana... really... mattered.
Now, this is a first.

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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slguy says on Apr 18, 2008, 06:56:

jajajaja

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CatGirl says on Apr 18, 2008, 11:16:

Ok - since we are mutually highjacking this thread..... I have a joke for you

What are the three words a woman can say to a man that can ruin him?

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El Polo says on Apr 18, 2008, 11:50:

we need 2 talk? :)

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CatGirl says on Apr 18, 2008, 12:44:

Nope.....


Is it in?

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El Polo says on Apr 18, 2008, 12:50:

LMAO

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travelingirl says on Apr 19, 2008, 23:37:

LOL

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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billyb says on Apr 19, 2008, 23:42:

That is cruel CG. Then again that could say as much about the woman as the man, jeje.

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goin_south says on Apr 19, 2008, 23:49:

Is what in?

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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billyb says on Apr 19, 2008, 23:53:

jajja, that reminds of why women fake orgasms, because they think we care ;))

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travelingirl says on Apr 20, 2008, 00:26:

Haha, cute, billy. ;)

Around her hair she wore a yellow ribbon...

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aztec says on Apr 20, 2008, 04:44:

CatGirl says on Friday April 18th, 2008 12:44:

Nope.....


"Is it in?" CatGirl


CatGirl, I actually met a woman who told me she thought that comment was the beginning of the end of her marriage. Apparently the poor chap never recovered.

She told me the comment was not malicious. Rather, she really could not tell and simply uttered the immortal words before she realized their destructive nature.

I thought it was funny but after all it wasn't me on the receiving end. I guess some of us men have very fragile ego's.

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Dan says on Apr 20, 2008, 05:06:

Sounds like there's not much that guy could do... not his fault he's got a "thimble"

God Bless America!

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CatGirl says on Apr 20, 2008, 15:13:

jaja....glad you like the joke

BB "jajja, that reminds of why women fake orgasms, because they think we care ;))"

Well, one thing I learned about Latin men culturally (not all inclusive...ok - always exceptions to every rule)
BUT...if he cannot or is unable please or take care of his woman's "Needs".....not good, especially if it gets around by word of mouth, jajaja. "Rumor has it **** lost his woman cause he couldn't please her in bed"....Not good for him...another way to ruin him, jeje

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Dan says on Apr 20, 2008, 16:05:

CG: Considering how much latinas (not to mention other women) talk, That news would get around QUICK!! The guy would be DONE for. jajaja

God Bless America!

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goin_south says on Apr 20, 2008, 20:46:

what's with all the talk of 'ways to ruin a man', here?

'what does it mean, when one of you (colombians) tell another: YOU WERE NOT/ARE NOT. 'COLOMBIAN ENOUGH'?? jejeje..a mixture, I think, of stupidity mixed with a false sense of arrogance.. How 'colombian' do you have to be? to be 'colombian enough

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CatGirl says on Apr 21, 2008, 16:39:

GS - jaja....Ruin men? ...No! My comment was not for that at all. Only a cultural tendency I observed a bit of a contradiction from BB's comment ("because they think we care")...not something a Latin man would typically say.
Now if a woman is faking - that's her problem! She needs to speak up or get a life or......something...no reason to fake an orgasm, jaja

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aztec says on Apr 21, 2008, 18:23:

".no reason to fake an orgasm, jaja" CatGirl

Especially since oral has become vogue!

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CatGirl says on Apr 22, 2008, 08:17:

Oral? hmmmm...you gotta fill me in on that one. Don't understand Aztec..jeje

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eywed says on Apr 22, 2008, 22:36:

CG you really got to get out more, You got to be kidding us.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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CatGirl says on Apr 23, 2008, 10:37:

Nope, unless I read Aztec's comment incorrectly....oral orgasm is vogue? huh? What? I understand orgasm via oral....but an oral orgasm, nope.

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slguy says on Apr 23, 2008, 12:14:

i think he was referring to oral sex, sweetie - but i never knew it was out of vogue. ;)

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CatGirl says on Apr 23, 2008, 12:45:

Thanks for the support...slgy, jajaja. It was the way I read it. Uh...yeah...pretty popular - I think it's always going to be in fashion ;))

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aztec says on Apr 23, 2008, 18:19:

Sorry CatGirl I should have been more clear. I meant sucking your pussy until you achieve a climax!

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slguy says on Apr 23, 2008, 19:28:

a real class act.

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CatGirl says on Apr 23, 2008, 20:44:

Aztec....I want to thank you for putting a smile on my face and a good chuckle and blush - I won;t comment anymore on your comment, jejeje
Only to say that I got some bad news today and I needed something to perk me up, although not quite as good as the real thing :)
Thanks

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CatGirl says on Apr 23, 2008, 20:47:

Oh - and it's also nice to know you prefer kitty or beaver over ginuea pig - LOL

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Dan says on Apr 24, 2008, 09:43:

That comment was good for a laugh!! HAHA I wasn't expecting to see something like that.

God Bless America!

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