Burglar Plays Dead In Funeral Home,,,Smart Guy Not

miamimike says on Apr 2, 2008, 19:44:

MADRID, Spain -- A burglar who broke into a funeral home tried to fool police by playing dead, but two things gave him away. First, he breathed. Plus, he wore grungy clothes rather than the Sunday best of those settling in for eternal rest.
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First he Breathed,,,,Not a good sign if you are passing yourself off as dead,,,LOL

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." GW Bush

britabroad says on Apr 3, 2008, 15:17:

Slightly different, but keeping with the morgue theme.
A fiend of mine was in the police in London. They used to winde up the new guys by sending them to the local hospital morgue to search a body ... usually at night etc. Anyway, when the body was pulled from the fridge, it would suddenly sit upright or scream or something scary. The body was, in fact, another policeman who had been lying in wait.
One night they played this trick on a new guy who was really unpoplular. He was so pissed off that he threatened to make a formal complaint etc, so the guys calmed him down and told him that they were going to play the trick on some other guy, and if he wanted, he could be the one who sat up and screamed.
The new guy jumped at the chance (liked to dish it out but couldn't take it), so they popped him in the fridge and told him to wait. After a few minutes of nothing happening he started to shiver and became a bit worried. All of a sudden a voice said to him, "It's fucking cold in here isn't it?", at which the new guy sat up so hard he bashed his head on the tray above him, and somehow managed to fight his way out of the fridge in pure panic.
Once out, he found the rest of the guys outside the fridge, laughing their heads off. A second policeman had been hiding in the fridge all along.

Leave the big stick at home...carry a cannon!