Brief Personality Exam

eywed says on Jan 19, 2008, 23:18:

I'm an 8 proud of it .

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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billyb says on Jan 19, 2008, 23:41:

Like I need a test to certify that I am an ass.

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eywed says on Jan 19, 2008, 23:47:

Ahhhh but to have it certified. Might hold more weight to say I'm a Certified A$$ !

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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billyb says on Jan 20, 2008, 00:02:

yes, you are right, kind of like the "good housekeeping" seal?

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eywed says on Jan 20, 2008, 00:04:

Hahahaha Yup.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

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Desi1 (Moderator) says on Jan 20, 2008, 03:02:

I got a1

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podborski says on Jan 20, 2008, 04:09:

I got a 6....I blame all the idiots that surround me, otherwise I would have got a 1

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gringoloid says on Jan 20, 2008, 07:01:

i got a 3, but i'm retired and don't work anymore.

Who are the three blind men?

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Plato says on Jan 20, 2008, 09:07:

All that stuff is common sense. It's easy to see what makes one an asshole in the workplace. Most, if not all, are unecessary and innappropriate. Just don't behave unprofessionally.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Man Tequila says on Jan 20, 2008, 09:35:

Yeah, there are so many uncertified ones walking around, no reason you can't be ambitious and go for those extra letters after your name. I got a four. ;)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Cerealkiller says on Jan 20, 2008, 10:03:

hmm I got a 9 and I've always thought Im pretty nice.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Man Tequila says on Jan 20, 2008, 10:10:

Hmmmm.. that doesn't make sense. Why would an Internet test be inaccurate? They're not usually crooked, like those ones in Cosmopolitan...

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Cerealkiller says on Jan 20, 2008, 10:12:

Hush ManT, tests on Cosmo are the shit.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Plato says on Jan 20, 2008, 10:14:

I'm not that nice but know professional protocol.

I once stopped my company car on a highway, told my partner to step out and reamed him a new asshole for acting stupid in an important meeting. This was after I told him to be quiet before going into the meeting. I was the senior representative of my company. The establishment was Fortune 100.

Now, remember, this was out in a highway in the middle of no where.

I got a 1.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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Man Tequila says on Jan 20, 2008, 10:15:

Sure, but sometimes even the shit can be skewed.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Desi1 (Moderator) says on Jan 20, 2008, 10:20:

I'm too nice!
I gotta do something about that....

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Man Tequila says on Jan 20, 2008, 10:23:

I could write twelve letters after my name, but usually lack the pretention to do so. I was hoping to get certified here and bring it up to fifteen but it didn't work out.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Cerealkiller says on Jan 20, 2008, 10:24:

Ha ha ha, I suppose that is indeed true but lets be honest, shit is shit regardless of its shape and Cosmo's tests are it, damn it!! According to them I am a sex goddess Scarlett Johansson lookalike, and I'd like to keep it that way. That's 27 letters, there, I kick ass.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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houstongal says on Jan 20, 2008, 18:45:

jajaja CK! Glad to see you're back! :-)

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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Man Tequila says on Jan 20, 2008, 19:12:

jeje

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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msaucey says on Jan 20, 2008, 20:17:

HG, we know you're not... But, what did you score....

0 to 5 “True�: You don’t sound like a certified asshole, unless you are fooling yourself.

LOL.... Maybe I'm just fooling myself...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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houstongal says on Jan 20, 2008, 20:55:

jejeje.....I got a 4. I have a bad habit of interrupting people or finishing their sentences for them.

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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msaucey says on Jan 20, 2008, 21:01:

LOL.... I think in your position you kind of have to be a bit of an a$$... Part of the glory...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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houstongal says on Jan 20, 2008, 21:09:

Actually being sweet works much better.

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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msaucey says on Jan 20, 2008, 21:11:

Yeah, but that's just part of your natural charming personality....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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houstongal says on Jan 20, 2008, 21:12:

and i bat my eyelashes at 'em.....jejeje

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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msaucey says on Jan 20, 2008, 21:14:

lol.... too funny...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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houstongal says on Jan 20, 2008, 21:15:

i use my female charms ... i work in a male dominant industry so it works! jejeje...

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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Man Tequila says on Jan 21, 2008, 00:41:

And it's 36 letters if you include lookalike. ;)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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MitchAlvarez says on Jan 21, 2008, 22:15:

7. not bad jaja

"Ingrid callate la jeta!! Stay in France"

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