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Bog roll usage

Heres some stats on bog roll usage. Sorry guys, no figures for Canada for us to moan about.

— Britons use an average 110 rolls of toilet paper a year, well above the EU average of 77.5. Americans get through 98 rolls while German civilians use an average 73 rolls

— The Baltic states consume the least in the EU, each person averaging only 24 rolls a year

— In an average household in the US and Western Europe, a roll in the house’s most-used bathroom lasts about five days

— Consumers in the US and Western Europe use approximately 8.6 sheets of paper per toilet visit

Sources: European Tissue Symposium; Charmin

By gringolondinense on Oct 30, 2007, 03:12 in Off Topic.

scotty says on Oct 30, 2007, 03:21:

thats all very interesting info, but dont you think this should be in the Off Topic section?

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morphus says on Oct 30, 2007, 04:57:

A small hose with running water is better. You just aim the water at your bung and you are clean again.

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kalder says on Oct 30, 2007, 05:30:

One of my neighbours has entirely dispensed with the need for toilet paper. He claims to have trained his arse to pinch down so cleanly that no use is warranted.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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morphus says on Oct 30, 2007, 05:38:

I'm going to pinch a loaf right now :)

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Pappassito says on Oct 30, 2007, 06:35:

What a shitty subject.

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dwmte7 says on Nov 5, 2007, 08:04:

heh, kalder, if you don't mind, would you pinch one off for my asshole buddy, while you're at it?

dwmte

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kalder says on Nov 5, 2007, 08:51:

Who?

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kalder says on Nov 5, 2007, 08:56:

"my asshole buddy" is a very opaque phrase, if you don't mind me saying so.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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dwmte7 says on Nov 5, 2007, 11:33:

i know, he's a dark dude, but what can i say, he's into shit.

dwmte

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dwmte7 says on Nov 5, 2007, 11:33:

ooops...mierda

dwmte

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kalder says on Nov 5, 2007, 11:35:

Like Hitler was (allegedly)?

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dwmte7 says on Nov 5, 2007, 11:57:

er, say what about der fuehrer (sp)?

dwmte

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kalder says on Nov 5, 2007, 12:32:

A rumour that did the rounds in early '30s Munich, was that Adolf got his jollies from having his niece, Geli Raubel, crapping on him.

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dwmte7 says on Nov 5, 2007, 13:06:

you see, kalder...they didn't have a sewage system...after she'd finished dumping on him, adolph would then carry it out side and 'rub' it off in the yard. he enjoyed that, too.

dwmte

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kalder says on Nov 5, 2007, 13:10:

Could well be mate. We'll never know. He killed most of the people who knew anything about it when he got into power.

"kalder- have you ever had a woman?"--Sam Salmon

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