Best of Craigslist - Funny stuff ( or Adventures in cyber-flirting)

MaFe says on Feb 14, 16:03:

wow...there are some very "special" people in this world...

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 16:35:

HAHA... "special" is right!
There is some funny stuff on there... sad thing is that some of it is serious.

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 16:44:

Dan..you are so right! My friend actually met a guy online, still dating him.
And yes..there are people who actually wnat/need these things.

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 16:50:

Dating is one thing... but some of the stories, items for sale, or other "services" can be hilarious and at the same time a bit crazy too!

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 17:11:

I think it might all be a bit too crazy! he he

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 17:13:

from all the questions you asked me last night, it would seem that you enjoy crazy things..haha

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 17:17:

Que chistoso no? No...I am actually a very non-crazy gal...but then again..we are all crazy in some form?!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 14, 17:19:

Ok Dan...you figured me out...that Pink Upholstered Vagina Couch, I was the original owner!! Oh...and that free blow...that was me offering...



JOKE!

oh my...I am actually reading this now and wow...too many special people...wow!!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 17:26:

HAHA... I saw that couch post... that is SOOO Funny!!

The blow post was good too.. just take a shovel and a truck and haul it away..haha

You are right... we are all crazy in some form.

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 17:26:

So what are u doing for fun tonight? Posting here?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 17:33:

So far, nothing... Nothing on TV so I guess I'll just talk to you for now. :-)

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 17:36:

oh geez...thanks- I feel so honored!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 14, 17:36:

I am actually making myself fish, and watching survivor.

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 17:41:

I was just flipping channels and saw survivor was on and kept flipping.

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 17:52:

Ja! I like survivor...don't know why I am so hooked on that stupid show!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 17:55:

right now, I'm on TBS watching a movie about a lady teaching violins to kids.. I saw it last week and it's a good one.. so I'm watching it again.

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 17:56:

you are funny...let me find TBS...what kind of movies do you like? Sports? shows?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 14, 17:56:

oh...TBS here has Friends on...

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 17:57:

I don't follow sports at all. Not even a favorite team... friends are trying to change that by having me watch football. There's a few shows I watch. nothing much.

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Dan says on Feb 14, 17:57:

I like regular movies more.

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 17:58:

Dan..u are 6'5? where have you been????

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 14, 17:58:

What kind of movies?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 14, 17:59:

In my experience, I find that tall men like youself like tiny petite girls..why?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:01:

What do you meen, where have I been?

I don't know about petite girls... I think it all depends on the person. I think taller is good.

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:02:

Dan it was a joke...I like tall men, tall men like short girls...I am not too short. lol

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:03:

As for movies.. it depends on what it's about, but I'll watch most any kind.

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:03:

What is your type? Everyone has a type..

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:05:

I'm not sure I have a "type".

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:06:

Are you sure? Preference?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:08:

ummmm.. I don't really know... I haven't done any regular dating.

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:08:

same here, but I do know there are certain things I like in a man.

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:09:

oh really? like what?

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:12:

Certain things..sense of humor, some personality traits; height, lips..some other shallow things,

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:13:

what about u?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:13:

jeje... well.. I'm not sure what/where I would start. I like honesty in people in general

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:15:

ok, start and I will give you my list.

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:15:

jaja... ummm ok..

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:17:

lol...honesty, loyalty, communication

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:17:

Sweet, honest, smart, works, Would like a family (with kids) someday,

This is about what I can think of so far.

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Dan says on Feb 14, 18:18:

ahhh.. communication.. that's a good one.. very true.
And Loyal.. of course. someone who doesn't cheat either.

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:18:

what about physical?
good list

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:19:

I am wondering where everyone is at, and I just remembered they are probably having fun with their significant others...

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:21:

yeah.... I didn't even bother going out to restaurants tonight... I'm sure they are ALL packed.
Physical? Getting physical is nice but something that can wait too, out of respect. hehe
Physical attraction is good too.

God Bless America!

travelingirl says on Feb 14, 18:22:

Oooo, looks like MaFe is having her own 20 questions session! ;)

"I'm just a backwoods Barbie."

MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:22:

No Dan, I mean what do you like ina woman physically? Do you like a lean girl, chuncky?
Tall, short? Dark, light?
That type of physical.

Do you go to restaurants alone? This is why I am making my fish tonight..

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:22:

hehe.. AGAIN!!

God Bless America!

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:25:

sometimes I'll go out to eat myself... but it's ALWAYS Akward to go somewhere alone... I don't like it but I still go sometimes.

Physically... Not large by any means... I like taller but short can be fun too ;-) as far as Dark or light... doesn't matter really.

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:26:

Oh ok, well that's good...so you are not too picky.

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:27:

no, not too picky....

Are you trying to size me up? hehehe

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travelingirl says on Feb 14, 18:30:

I've never been out to eat on my own!
I did however finally make myself go to the movies by myself over the summer. hehe

"I'm just a backwoods Barbie."

MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:31:

Yes Dan...
hi TG ...where is your sweetie

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:31:

Anytime I go somewhere out to eat. I'm always sitting by myself at a table looking around at everyone else and just BORED!!

God Bless America!

travelingirl says on Feb 14, 18:32:

You've got more balls than I do, Dan (well, I guess I'd hope so) b/c I just can't make myself go out to eat myself!

"I'm just a backwoods Barbie."

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:33:

HAHAHA... you're funny!!

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:33:

aweeeeee Dan...I feel so bad, fly out here and I will take you out to eat...

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:34:

Well, with all the work I'm doing, I'm just too busy to go anywhere else right now.

God Bless America!

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:35:

any other questions?

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:38:

oh well..

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:39:

you ask me some

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:41:

I was just thinking.. something else that I think is important.
Non Smoking (I just can't stand it. My parents do and they know I don't like it)
Social Drinker but not a, go to the club every weekend person... actually, I couldn't even tell you where a club was here in this whole country. (but Colombia is a different story, hehe)

God Bless America!

travelingirl says on Feb 14, 18:44:

I don't dig the smoking either.

"I'm just a backwoods Barbie."

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:44:

Trying to think of something to ask you...
How long have you been living in NY?

God Bless America!

ColombianoGringo says on Feb 14, 18:47:

Boy. You two really jacked this thread. Ha Ha.

My favorite is the guy with the cinder blocks.

Now you may resume cyber flirting.

Peace,
CG

MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:48:

I smoke everything I see...
JUST KIDDING...

I hate smoking, I drink when I am out.
I go out once every blue moon- except in colombia too.
When I lived in Europe, I spent all my time traveling, went to maybe 3 clubs the entire time there.
I am not into the club scene, picking up me, not my cup of tea.

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:51:

HAHA.. Hi C.Gringo

As far as drinking goes.. I can honestly say that I've been drunk once (in Colombia) and the rest of the time, i tell people that I dont' drink enough to say that I do. When I was coming back from Afghanistan, we went through Ireland and I picked up 2 bottles of Irish Whiskey and I still have them, unopened

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:53:

CG you are funny!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:56:

Dan, being drunk is overrated..I was recently drunk in NYC, friend's birthday. She kept giving me grey goose...something like that with cranberry juice. Before I knew it, I was drunk, it was a horrible experience. Never again!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:57:

NY. Of course I left to go to school in Texas, later Germany, settled in NJ, and ended up back in NY...and my parents retired to FL!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 18:58:

Well.. my experience was a guy that I worked with gave me 7, I repeat 7!!! glasses of Bacardi Limon! The first couple of glasses was sipping,... after that, it went down like water..haha

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 18:59:

Ha! Mine were 8...it was pretty bad..but I didn't taste the vodka in that...

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 19:00:

after that many... I can believe that! haha

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 19:01:

no that grey goose stuff...you don't feel the vodka.

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 14, 19:03:

We should petition for a chat room!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 19:07:

haha.. maybe we should... so far we hijacked a couple threads.

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MaFe says on Feb 14, 19:09:

It's all your fault Dan!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 19:10:

Me?.. you're involved too!

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 19:11:

Not as much as you...the evidence points to you...ja ja ja
actually I am guilty...
Do you gmail?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 19:12:

no, yahoo

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 19:14:

Oh gmail has a a chat...

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 14, 19:15:

Did you hear from your long distance today?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 19:16:

I'm going to need to go.. I'm fighting to stay awake... we'll see what thread we can hijack tomorrow.... hahaha

God Bless America!

Dan says on Feb 14, 19:17:

have a good night and Happy Valentines Day!!

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 14, 19:18:

Have a good night!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 14, 19:18:

as far as the Long Distance... we talked. wishing each other a happy v-day.

God Bless America!

slguy says on Feb 14, 19:31:

You guys haven't gotten a room yet? ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

podborski says on Feb 14, 19:48:

sorry to interrupt, but I kinda liked the 'rant' on craigslist, sounded a lot like what i hear on PBH : )

slguy says on Feb 14, 20:10:

That thing about the mastiff made me piss my pants, almost. funny stuff.

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

MaFe says on Feb 14, 20:26:

no SL geez...just talking to the guy!!
pod...those things are very funny on craigslist!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

pedro says on Feb 14, 20:33:

Those craiglist posts are fricken great :oD

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aaa/425529349.html

I also like that one with the catchy subject line: "You can buy a turkey fryer or you can suck my dick!"

"also while I am at it anyone who need to have more than one username on here to me is not a serious member of this forum" -- vicshere. ¡save pow wow!

slguy says on Feb 14, 20:33:

jajajjajaajjaj

surely you know I was just yankin' you guys' chains, no?

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

MaFe says on Feb 15, 07:50:

SL..I know you were kidding!
I offered to take Dan to dinner, but he said no! =)

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

slguy says on Feb 15, 09:24:

Dan has much to learn, obviously! jajajajajajajajajjaa

When one is invited by a smart, witty latina to dinner, one NEVER says "no".

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

msaucey says on Feb 15, 09:29:

Geez... you all had an active evening on this thread.... Cyber-flirtation at it's finest...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

Dan says on Feb 15, 10:42:

I only said "no" because of not being nearby!

God Bless America!

houstongal says on Feb 15, 10:46:

Sure Dan....that's the reason......

Dan says on Feb 15, 10:52:

WHAT?

God Bless America!

msaucey says on Feb 15, 10:53:

It's okay Dan.... we understand....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

Dan says on Feb 15, 10:57:

Plus, getting ready to go back to Afghanistan I don't have time to take any road trips.

God Bless America!

houstongal says on Feb 15, 10:58:

When are you leaving Dan?

Dan says on Feb 15, 11:00:

first or second week of May... but I'm doing a LOT of training and work between now and then.

God Bless America!

houstongal says on Feb 15, 11:02:

Must be a LOT b/c that's two months away!

Dan says on Feb 15, 11:06:

yes... leaving next week for 2weeks to NV for stuff. then, when we get back, I have classes to do here and in other places...
Not to mention all the planning and packing and waiting.

God Bless America!

Dan says on Feb 15, 11:06:

Next thing i'll know, I'm in the middle of nowhere and counting down the days till I get back home.

God Bless America!

houstongal says on Feb 15, 11:08:

Time does fly.

Guess it's time for me to plan for an audit 2 months out in the Philippines. An added complexity is the travel restrictions my company has on the country. This will be a challenge.

Dan says on Feb 15, 11:09:

Sounds like you have your own headaches to worry about.

God Bless America!

houstongal says on Feb 15, 11:17:

Yeah, I'm still waiting to hear from my second auditor to ensure she's OK with the going. Some people get spooked when they hear that their personal safety may be an issue.

It was the same thing in Colombia.

msaucey says on Feb 15, 11:27:

Dang HG, you going to the Muslim side of the Phillipines.... I work with TONS of filipino's and they seem to go and come back quite regularly...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

houstongal says on Feb 15, 11:32:

MS - All I know is that we're near Manila, but we also have a big warehouse in an area where the company has a travel ban. I have to decide if the risk is worth for one of us to go there.

Dan says on Feb 15, 11:37:

ok... that's a little odd to have a warehouse in an area that you can't even go to.

God Bless America!

houstongal says on Feb 15, 11:44:

Dan - I think the risk has been escalating recently. US citizen was kidnapped Oct 2007 and other foreigners have been kidnapped as well. Bombings are more frequent thanks to the muslim terrorist groups there.

slguy says on Feb 15, 11:55:

" I have to decide if the risk is worth for one of us to go there."

ummmm-- there's some sort of decision to be made? your own company has a travel ban to the area- but you have to think about the risks involved - for an audit? maybe we should have a little talk about priorities, HG, jajajajajjajajjaa

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

houstongal says on Feb 15, 12:22:

Yeah, seems silly huh?

They like to use the word "ban" to keep most people away. But I've been told that they would allow us to go if we have good reason to go. Since it's a large warehouse and a risky business, the business risk may outweigh the physical risk. In any event, I'm supposed to be the one making that decision.

Dan says on Feb 15, 12:44:

so...
HG.....
What kind of "risky business" are you in?
hmmm?
jajaja

God Bless America!

houstongal says on Feb 15, 12:48:

jajajaja.....risky meaning high potential of theft of product or other wrongdoing occurring, such as price fixing, kickbacks, bribery, false revenue. some businesses are more inherently risky due to the business climate. this one is one of them.

Dan says on Feb 15, 13:12:

let me get this straight...

high potential theft of "product"
"kickbacks, bribery, false revenue"

You're sounding more and more like your doing some, let's say, "questionable" dealings..

JAJAJA.

Anyway, I hope it all works out for you.

God Bless America!

houstongal says on Feb 15, 13:17:

jajaja....I've been put in situations before where I recognized something was improper and had to figure out how to explain it to the person w/o teaching them how to commit fraud!

Dan says on Feb 15, 13:18:

HAHA.. well you certainly have your hands full.

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 15, 13:30:

Dan...excuses excuses...
people don't take this too seriously.
Dan is a nice guy and I wish him the best, just like I do to all the nice people on this board!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 15, 13:31:

Thank you!

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 15, 13:32:

Dan don't you have a 4 day weekend?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 15, 13:33:

yes :-)

God Bless America!

Dan says on Feb 15, 13:34:

Spending it packing to go away for a couple weeks for pre-deployment training

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 15, 13:39:

That's good...why did you go to bed so early if you had off?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 15, 13:39:

Of course...always keep in mind that you are not obligated to answer questions that you don't want to answer....=)

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 15, 13:44:

I get up pretty early in the mornings and I was tired.

I don't know why, but right now, I'm not feeling too well and I feel like I have a headache, I'm thinking of laying down on the couch and maybe take a nap (although i'm not holding my breath on that)

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 15, 13:45:

Well go take a nap, enjoy your nap. I have to drive home now. I will be on later, maybe we can hijack a thread?(post)

feel better!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 15, 13:46:

ok.. have a safe drive

God Bless America!

rocinante says on Feb 15, 13:59:

(apple pie alert!)

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

Colombiche (Moderator) says on Feb 15, 14:01:

Dan and Mafe... Part 2, coming to a theater near you....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Dan says on Feb 15, 14:03:

and you have a front row seat too..haha

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 15, 14:44:

Ja ja Colombiche....
Did you nap Dan?
What do you mean rociante?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

houstongal says on Feb 15, 14:46:

Sweet.....

MaFe says on Feb 15, 14:52:

HG.. he means sweet?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 15, 15:50:

No, I didn't nap at all... still been busy, (sort of)

God Bless America!

msaucey says on Feb 15, 15:58:

Hey, I came back for the show... what happened with the innocent flirtation?.... I wanted to see how I could corrupt.... =>

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

travelingirl says on Feb 15, 15:59:

Yeah, MSaucey and I can can spice up the conversation. ;)

"I'm just a backwoods Barbie."

MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:00:

Ha Saucey...can u tell me what your name means? I see your name and I automatically link you with pouring sauce on you!! In a good way!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:00:

I think I might have been flirting with Dan, but he wasn't with me...he exposed himself by putting his picture up...je je je

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 15, 16:05:

Oh, so all I needed was a picture, then?

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:10:

noooooooo silly....ja j a

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:10:

I flirt with maps and flags too! (joke)
How was your nap Dan?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 15, 16:11:

didn't nap.. Just had a lot to do (still) but some of it will wait until tomorrow.

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:12:

ohhhhh....you should always take some time to relax...

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 15, 16:13:

I keep telling myself that too... like taking a real vacation for once too, but that doesn't happen either (most of the time)

God Bless America!

travelingirl says on Feb 15, 16:14:

Where do you want to vacation? Thought about it?

"I'm just a backwoods Barbie."

MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:15:

If you try hard enough it should? I forced myself to take one in July, and at the end of 07...I am a work addict, and never have any time for myself...lately I have been making time.
To post...ja ja

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:16:

Good question TG! Where Dan?
How are you TG?

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Dan says on Feb 15, 16:16:

I was able to take a week off from working around the house and left town all of the sudden... that was fun because I didn't have to do anything else... but I would like to visit Europe or Austrailia, Japan.. many other places. (just look at my profile..hehe).

God Bless America!

Dan says on Feb 15, 16:17:

I wouldn't mind visiting the site where the towers were at too.

God Bless America!

msaucey says on Feb 15, 16:17:

Oh MaFe, now you're going to tease me.... Actually, you received my PM, so you know my real name... so, it was a hybrid of my name sort of... it started with some friends teasing me since I don't eat hot sauce.... 25 years in the US and I still don't eat hot sauce.... needless you say, it started with "no hot sauce for saucey"... and then it's had variations of... sassy saucey.... and so forth...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

Dan says on Feb 15, 16:19:

msaucey.. that's funny. Hot sauce is good, but there is some sweet saucey too :-)
haha

God Bless America!

MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:19:

Dan perfect...I live in NY... ;)
ah...thanks MS...you were born in Colombia?

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Dan says on Feb 15, 16:21:

One place I would really like to go also is Italy and Greece... and visit all the really old stuff. Lot's of interesting things from history

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:21:

Ahh...MS just reread your email...your name doesn't come up!

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:22:

Dan..I LOVED Italy...a dream come true...I would still like to go there and spend more time in the ruins in Rome..
Greece I am dying to see along with Turkey and Egypt,
I like to travel but to see ruins/history of the country...
those are two of my biggest passions!!

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msaucey says on Feb 15, 16:23:

Oh, then it'll come up... when I respond to your e-mail... I haven't responded yet...

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:24:

Oh MS...I don't like hot sauce...je je
cute nickname...

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Dan says on Feb 15, 16:24:

I'm not sure I would want to go to turkey but Egypt wouldn't be too bad.. I would also like to visit Russia. Just something about it, its history or its people, language... something, I would like to visit.

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:24:

no MSuacey76 comes up, I am bad at emailing by the way!
How did your night go?

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msaucey says on Feb 15, 16:26:

Che cosa significa MaFe?

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:26:

Dan, Russia is a must, my best friend is Russian. I think with Russia (for me) it's the people, history, culture, and how the cities look...
I have a HUGE list of places I need to go to...

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:26:

My name MS

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:27:

..

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:27:

no..MS now you expose your first/middle name

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Dan says on Feb 15, 16:27:

for some reason I was thinking Maria... I guess I was right (I really was guessing that too)

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:28:

Dan...muy bien but don't pronounce it maria..pronounce it was the accent!! I don't like to be called Maria, because my mother named me Maria Fernanda

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Dan says on Feb 15, 16:32:

what would you prefer then?

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:33:

The entire named in spanish, or either nick name...
as long as it's not maria..

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:33:

What are your plans tonight Dan? Did MS just leave?

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msaucey says on Feb 15, 16:33:

MaFe... I just sent you another PM.... with a little more info....

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Dan says on Feb 15, 16:33:

so not just the first name... the whole thing then?

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:34:

MS I thought u left me...again!!
Dan the whole thing bc that is my name, or my nicknames..

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Dan says on Feb 15, 16:35:

Not too much plans here. Just watching TV maybe a movie later. Talk with friends on the phone later, or soon..

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:36:

MS your name is beautiful!!! Your last name...I never heard of before.

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Dan says on Feb 15, 16:36:

ok, the only time I hear of anyone saying a full name was usually a parent and that was because they were pissed..haha

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:38:

Dan...when my mother is mad she will say my entire name with bost last names,

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:40:

Dan so you have a middle name?

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Dan says on Feb 15, 16:40:

yes, it's James

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:41:

Ah! that's nice...my cousin is named James...en espanol

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Dan says on Feb 15, 16:43:

as in Jaime?

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msaucey says on Feb 15, 16:43:

Ha-Ha... I wonder if it's a parent thing to add the *ita to the name.... I'm still... M...ita... when my mom calls me....

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:45:

Dan no James...just prounce it in Spanish.

MS yeah...they ita/ito everything...I love it!

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Dan says on Feb 15, 16:47:

oh ok.

I noticed the whole ita/ito for different words when I went to Colombia. I haven't heard about it before... then again, my exposure to spanish was the puerto ricans in my office and their spanish isn't all that great..hehe

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:49:

Dan you are right!!

I guess you would be Dansito?
I love when my mother speaks to me (& colombians) because they speak Spanish with love, passion, they don't destroy the language...
Puerto Ricans don't ito/ita

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Dan says on Feb 15, 16:53:

Papito and Principe works too...hehehe

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Dan says on Feb 15, 16:54:

I decided to drink some rum and coke so I'll blame that right now..haha

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msaucey says on Feb 15, 16:56:

Ay, este Dansito si que es un papasito... lol... How do you like them apples!

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:58:

I like that MS!! He is a papasito...

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:58:

isn't it funny how when you are in Colombia every man talks to you like you are a queen?

MS, I am speaking to u..

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Dan says on Feb 15, 16:59:

todo depende en la situacion..jejeje

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 16:59:

Como Dan? De ser un papasito?

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Dan says on Feb 15, 17:01:

no se, yo tenia ganas de decir eso.

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 17:02:

Esta bien...it's good to speak the truth...;)

Rum and coke? I drank so much rum in Colombia that I am all rummed out...

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Dan says on Feb 15, 17:03:

what's your favorite... when you were there?
Mine was Ron Viejo de Caldas.

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Dan says on Feb 15, 17:05:

oh and the rum is starting to hit me..hehehe
I got little 12oz bottles of coke and I had 3 mini bottles of crown royal that I've had for a LONG time... I figured I had to get rid of them some how.

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 17:05:

La verdad es que no se...sorry. Mi cousins would always buy what the discotecas would give....but I drank so much of it...it traumatised me..ja ja

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 17:06:

I just google the rum ...that's exactly what I drank there...

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Dan says on Feb 15, 17:07:

jaja.. I prefer the de Caldas but I've had an experience with Aguardiente once and that's not going to happen again... 12 double shots of that stuff will hit you HARD!!!
No more...
And to think,... I said that I don't drink much... well... normally.

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travelingirl says on Feb 15, 17:08:

Trust me, Dan, you'd like Turkey. Istanbul is fabulous. But countries along the Mediterranean are nice as well... I wouldn't mind going back.

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Dan says on Feb 15, 17:08:

well.... maybe WE can plan a trip then ;-)

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Dan says on Feb 15, 17:09:

I thought you had disappeared.

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MaFe says on Feb 15, 17:09:

hmmm...you don't drink much? ja ja

12 double shots...wow, that's a lot!!
I don't like aguardiente but when you are up in the mountains, it doesn't hurt...

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travelingirl says on Feb 15, 17:09:

Yeah, I could show you Italy and Greece since you've never been. hehe

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Dan says on Feb 15, 17:09:

hahaha... "doesn't hurt"

much....hehe

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Dan says on Feb 15, 17:10:

TG, sounds like it would be a great trip.

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travelingirl says on Feb 15, 17:11:

Any trip is great if you are with me. :)

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Dan says on Feb 15, 17:12:

well... maybe we can include a few of those drinks that you have on your profile picture ;-)

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travelingirl says on Feb 15, 17:12:

That would be perfect for you considering it is a non-alcoholic drink. ha!

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Dan says on Feb 15, 17:13:

Dang it!! Ok... what else could we go with... without the "non" part...hehe ;-)

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msaucey says on Feb 15, 17:13:

How absolutely cute...............

MaFe... Why are you drinking Ron De Caldas.... We need to teach you about ron... Yes, it's the Colombian Ron, pero not of the best kind...

As for Aguardiente... I do drink the Aguardiente Azul... I was dating this rola, and she brought me back a bottle when she was visiting her family... sooo sweet....

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travelingirl says on Feb 15, 17:14:

Maybe we could spike it with some Malibu rum or something.

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Dan says on Feb 15, 17:15:

msaucey, what would you consider to be a good one then?

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Dan says on Feb 15, 17:15:

any rum could probably help... haven't had a large selection of stuff. so maybe WE could try things until we find something that works.

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msaucey says on Feb 15, 17:18:

MaFe... I sent you a PM...

well, kids, gots to run.... for now, maybe I'll see you all online later....

Oh, and Dan you my friend are drinking Whiskey and Coke, which I think is by far a better concoction then Rum and Coke... I am a big Jack and Coke gal... Well, I used to be when I used to drink.... lol....

Don't get me started on drinks, because we can be here all night... I'm quite positive I've had a huge variety of drinks, from Toffee Almonds, to Adios MF'ers, to your Long Islands, and quite a few variations of Tequila!!!!

I think I just reminded my ulcer of why we no longer drink

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