Back in Black - Nuf said.

ujay says on Oct 4, 2008, 20:29:

What else can I ask for?

some sence ,if you think there is a god.

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nine inch nails says on Oct 4, 2008, 20:45:

Outstanding!

"Have a drink on me" bro.!

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Plato says on Oct 4, 2008, 21:17:

Ujay, common sense means not heeding your stupid drivel. Idiot.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

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ujay says on Oct 4, 2008, 21:20:

May your non existing god be with you

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spy1983 says on Oct 4, 2008, 22:47:

I have tickets to see them on Nov 3 in INDY Canseco Field House. New album out this month.

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spy1983 says on Oct 4, 2008, 22:54:

they are the best. I love to celebrate my anglo culture

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kalder says on Oct 5, 2008, 05:33:

Good man Plato. I think it's vital that we middle-aged men stay in shape. We look bad enough as it is, without being lardy or dessicated.

"A piece of cheese may entrap a mouse, but a bicycle could ensnare the Imperial Chancellor."~~An Bai Kuang

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kalder says on Oct 5, 2008, 05:34:

ujay- you don't know whether God exists or not.

It's my round if anyone can prove it one way or another.

"A piece of cheese may entrap a mouse, but a bicycle could ensnare the Imperial Chancellor."~~An Bai Kuang

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ujay says on Oct 5, 2008, 07:12:

there is more of a case for there not being one than there is for it being true.
I could go though the books and show just how absurd it is to belive the crap.
The church has proved nothing,they got nothing ,
Just say there is one ,which one ,who's god is the real one ,
Yours cos you are born in the USA or where ever and your mum and dad told you .
Thailand is budda ,
Born in Iran you would be muslin
India Hindu,
And on it goes ,your god comes from the place you are born rather than ,there is one and you find it.
As for say the 2 main ones going now ,
Both born on the 25
Both to a virgin
Both 3 wise men came
Both crucified
Both rose up

And on it goes,

But there are at least 18 others 1000 years before with the exactly the same story.
I could tell you I'm from god ,follow me ,honest you get your reward
But only after you die ,no one can come back to call them a liar.

Lots of people know ,I spent 4 years going round so called haunted houses castles gave yards you name it I slept there , I got a complete open mind ,nothing ,there is nothing,no sprits ,no ghosts,nothing ,the dead cant come back ,the dead cant hurt you ,the dead are gone.
People in the groups ,some say ,you see that ,others oh I'm cold ,others even run out swear its haunted,but really ,nothing was there ,its just their mind ,I really would like to see a sprit ,then that would prove after dead there can be some thing ,but nothing not a thing.

So people can have their so called faith,pray to there so called god ,but don't put it on me ,
Don't bring it into government ,in god we trust ,one nation under god ,then say when things are bad its gods plan
If god had a plan ,and you pray to him ,and that say god done it ,then that in its self shows ,he changed his plan just for you ,so there is no great master plan.
Blasphemy law they bring in is just a way to keep you from questioning it.so you cant challenged it ,so they cant lose their power over you ,
Religion is just another form of government ,power and money ,nothing more.

And before any one on here that knows me tells you ,that prick used to be a priest I will tell you ,
I was not ,I never got ordained ,I was 14 months away from that .but yes I did serve mass ,yes I did take the stations of the cross ,yes I do serve benediction,but I never got ordained .

So with out knocking you about your faith ,allow me to challenged the believers to prove there god is real.and not just come out and stay its faith you just have to believe .it is complete and utter bollocks .believe me I'm god .honest.

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kalder says on Oct 5, 2008, 11:03:

I saw a ghost in Dorset in 1976. Clear as the nose on a man's face.

"A piece of cheese may entrap a mouse, but a bicycle could ensnare the Imperial Chancellor."~~An Bai Kuang

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Lcacique says on Oct 5, 2008, 13:44:

"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties and needs; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
~ Albert Einstein

"The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason."
~ Benjamin Franklin

If there is a God, his job performance has been less than stellar.

"Es fácil vivir con los ojos cerrados interpretando todo lo que se ve mal..." ~ J. Lennon

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dwmte7 says on Oct 5, 2008, 14:14:

HE just is! and, HE is good. look around you...did a loaf of bread appear without a maker?

how much more a universe of universes. BEHOLD, HE created you...HE sustains you...and at HIS pleasure, HE will disolve you.

let us all be worthy of HIS sustenance.

douglas

patriarch

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ujay says on Oct 5, 2008, 14:45:

did a loaf of bread appear without a maker?

no your right ,
the mother in law just made it,she knows i dont like the crap bread you get in the shops.bless her .

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Robert Jorge says on Oct 5, 2008, 22:44:

Ujay, you crack me up. And on another note, I agree with Douglas. God is obvious to me - though I have found my faith a bit challenging lately. Anyway, I think Plato is fishing for another '80s metal thread. I'll bite:

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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ujay says on Oct 5, 2008, 23:28:

vote him in the whitehouse then rob.

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dwmte7 says on Oct 6, 2008, 06:13:

what in a "cute" fashion, presents itself to the viewer...is in reality some more of the mccain sick, cheap campaigning.

patriarch

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ujay says on Oct 8, 2008, 07:53:

nice video,the boys have got better bodys than you see in the gmy ,so it must work ,and save money .

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