artist has been given a £20,000 National Lottery grant - to look at girls' bums.

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jun 29, 2009, 01:05:

Darloup (☼Travelguide writer) says on Jun 29, 2009, 09:24:

Man Tequila says on Jun 29, 2009, 09:49:

Cultural attitudes?

Poco was merely studying cellphone holders, and would not be interested in this... assignment.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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miamimike says on Jun 29, 2009, 11:47:

Kat--I would do it for free taking my Salary out in Product Demos. You know like that guy who did the Demos for "Squeezing the Charmin" years ago lol I can tell you now that One on the left in the link would get my award,,,

No hay Peor Ciego que el que no quiere Ver o Sordo que el que no quiera Oir--Soy Yo, Sarah Palin, Wasilla Alaska.

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Robert Jorge says on Jun 30, 2009, 16:59:

Yep, big difference between looking at bums, and studying different cell phone holders.

"You can not take the barrio out of the girl you really can't." Oneforamillion

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christobeldawg says on Jun 30, 2009, 19:43:

I have always wanted to believe in the old advice of just doing what you would want to do, even if you aren't paid for it, and then find a way to get paid for it. I see here that somebody has likely done just that.

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Man Tequila says on Jun 30, 2009, 20:12:

Sure, but shamefully, it is a woman.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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christobeldawg says on Jun 30, 2009, 21:03:

That is a shame Mt, because no woman will ever have the skills of appraising a bum like us bums. A proposito, I agree with MiamiMike on the bum on the left.

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Man Tequila says on Jun 30, 2009, 21:44:

It is a shame. I am an assiduous assessor. And you could be an assistant.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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christobeldawg says on Jun 30, 2009, 21:52:

Assistant bum assessor, as my life's work. Hmmm...ok, I could work with ya on that, but only because of my commitment to the good of all humanity. If I am your assistant, could I at least, per my insistent ego, be the chief bum washer?

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scumbuster says on Jul 1, 2009, 07:31:

I am only an amateur bum assessor but would like the opportunity to become a professional. Do you need to do an internship to get a job at this?

Tomas Jefferson “When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty.”

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Man Tequila says on Jul 1, 2009, 09:23:

No internship, it is an Associate degree. You might need some assertiveness training.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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christobeldawg says on Jul 1, 2009, 20:37:

You will need to possess strong visual skills.

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Rocco81 says on Jul 8, 2009, 13:12:

I am a ConAsseur of fine nalges around the world myself. I want to join the team.

As an unbiased outside consultant I would inform this man that England is one of the worst places for asses in Europe. I think the only worse place for booty in the world might be most of the Asian world including India. They have pretty much NO booty or other curves compared to other places.

He could go to Eastern or Central Europe and do better, but of course Latin America would be ideal.

Sic semper tyrannis

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christobeldawg says on Jul 8, 2009, 20:53:

Governor Sanford gives testament to the fact that men will ruin their lives over a booty call in South America.

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