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a ghost appears only today...

on halloween, oldbongo sends greetings from the other side,
to all his old friends and victims.
here, in the institution of the lifeless, things are quiet.
even kat and elmo no longer haunt the halls.

By oldbongo on Oct 31, 2007, 13:59 in Off Topic. AddThis Social Bookmark Button


poco says on Oct 31, 2007, 14:22:

Quote: on halloween, oldbongo sends greetings from the other side,

Hummm, over 4 months and no post. Is vic posting from the other side also?

"When you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." Quote - General Tommy Franks

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2007, 15:09:

scary!!!

for all of you MARILYN MANSON :: This Is Halloween

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la campiña says on Oct 31, 2007, 15:30:

Its alittle bit like the kite flying season here, I think its september, everyone is out, I'm not knocking it, families, groups of friends, the skies are full of kites and great times are had by all, especialy in Dapa and most places if you can catch a breeze in and around Cali.THEN suddenly october comes, the skies are empty...................., devoid of previous happiness.Lemmings, or they say jump and you say how high, culture?. i love kite flying, I have two 6 foot wide kites with carbon fibre rods and rip stop canvas, line can take 200 pounds breaking strain , I link them together 1 meter apart and hold on with all my strengh, often I find myself in brazil when the wind is realy strong. Cali is perfect to get out there and fly !

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Man Tequila says on Oct 31, 2007, 16:27:

You are writing del otro lado? I never would have guessed, you were always talking about women.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Grateful Dead says on Oct 31, 2007, 16:29:

lol

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la campiña says on Oct 31, 2007, 16:40:

to whom do you retort "man" tequila ha

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Man Tequila says on Oct 31, 2007, 16:43:

Dunno, I'm nowhere near avenida sexta...

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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la campiña says on Oct 31, 2007, 16:52:

ha, rokon , keep it real but under your hat

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oldbongo says on Oct 31, 2007, 17:57:

kat, you shameless hauntress,
you must stop this immediately!
this lurking in hidden corners,
and upsetting innocent souls.
just tonite, oldbongo witnessed your apparition riding on a broom,
tormenting little boys,.....taxing their candy.

fortunately, not this one.

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la campiña says on Oct 31, 2007, 19:51:

wow

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 01:05:

jajaja OB was it a designer broom? and i wasn't tormenting little boys, ask Morphus.

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 05:26:

Kat it was a Dolce & Gabanna one, and Morphus aint complaining ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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oldbongo says on Nov 1, 2007, 09:37:

kat,...
Morphus IS a little boy,.... we all are.
y quien es this mona chick?
the old one thinks she mite be good for a laff on the jak fiesta next time,
or, maybe, you are nervous about a "younger woman"........
anyway, after all these years, it's nice to know enyucado.

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 10:37:

Kat could you translate that for me babe? LOL

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 10:44:

Mona don't bother, just pick the important points hehehehe that's what I do.
he is a nice guy!!

btw, Oldbongo where have you been, has the comandante keeping you busy...

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 10:47:

"the old one thinks she mite be good for a laff on the jak fiesta next time"
Is he saying I might be good for a "laff"?
He aint wrong there jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:10:

JAJAJA Mona i am sure he isn't, and the fiesta in in a yacht!!!

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:11:

the only things I pick from OB is Kat, fiesta , enyucado,,,uhmm wasn't wine written in there maybe my imagination

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morphus says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:12:

Kat1 es muy nina :)

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:14:

yes Morphus and also a virgin :)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:14:

Yeah what was the enyucado all about jaja

Morphus thinks you are muy niña, when colombians say "mucha niña" it's becuase she's very pretty, so yes Kat is a niña alright..

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:15:

oldbongo, i see we're both still alive. two old modefoques

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:17:

Elmo how old are you, really and truly?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:21:

mi amor, i fart dust

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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morphus says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:21:

Virgin? I thought you gave that to your husband or maybe, oh forget it.

Mucha nina? All that tells me is that Colombians think younger is better.

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:21:

he is 64 but looki like 90 with smooth shave bottom

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:27:

I can take the 64 bit but not the shaved butt..no way papi

No Morphus, it doesn't literally mean a little girl, niña is a term for pretty not literally "little girl" at least it is in Cali, not all of them are like you Morp some like real women ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:27:

Elmo you got plenty of life in you yet..hierba mala no muere ;)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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morphus says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:30:

18 year old girls are real women.

Opps, I said girls :)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:32:

18 years and above, I wouldn't say 18 years old is a real woman, although I used to think I was at that age, I realise now, I wasn't. I'm 28 now and can safely say I'm a real woman.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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morphus says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:33:

I'm won't give anything away about Elmo except that he does'nt have any wrinkles and looks 2/3 his real age :)

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houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:34:

No wrinkles?! Geez, what's his secret?! Perhaps it should be packaged and sold.

"It is now official: there's no place on earth where you will not find a Peruvian band." David Sedaris

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:36:

And did you see how big built he is in the boat pic?
Un costeño bien viga jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:36:

Mona, just for you. Me in Boca Cenisa Barranquilla, taken a couple years ago

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:37:

Papi gracias, Dios mio HG check it out, he look around 30! You look younger than m husband!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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elmodefoque says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:38:

that's cus i'm injun. Injuns age really slow

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:40:

Wish I was Injun too then, but I look young too for my age apparently.

That Boca Cenisa looks lovely, looks like San Andres...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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oldbongo says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:46:

no one looks as young for their age as oldbongo.
when la commandante puts on his diaper, and he crawls
around grovelling, he looks positively infantile.

no use if Morphus tries to emulate this strategy, he's not cute.
elmo already tried, but didn't know how to make the right sounds.

the enyucado is a costena thing.
it will be served on board the jak.

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:48:

"elmo already tried, but didn't know how to make the right sounds."

Jajaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:57:

Elmo skin is as smooth as a baby's bottom

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:58:

Jak - yacht? OK

Just let us know when the next departure is...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:00:

Kat can you imagine Elmo with a nappy..."Mamá, Elmo hizo boo boo no jodaaaa, cambiame esta monda"

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:07:

jaja, el es puro tilin tilin y nada de paletas heheh

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Man Tequila says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:25:

Happy Hallowe'en, oldbongo. And we welcome you back to the land of the living.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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oldbongo says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:50:

what?...you call this living?

sitting in front of an idiot box, sufferring the torments of kat's
dubious promises,..he'd rather return to the instituion.

thanks anyway manty.

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