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3:17 am

So there I was at 3:17 am sleeping soundly when I hear my cell’s phone beep indicating I have a written message. I get up all druggy and chit to check this fokin message thinking is some emergency. It turned out to be some slimy modefoque advertising a stupid music downloading site.
So now I can’t fokin fall back to sleep, what to do??
Something lit up like a light bulb on top of my head, an idea.
I heard a little voice “hey modefoque, now that you’re sitting there and can’t fall back to sleep why don’t you shave the hairs off your butt, thus eliminating those annoying dingle berries‿
So there I was in the tub squatting over a mirror while holding my electric shaver.
Man, I’m way too embarrassed to continue.

By elmodefoque on Oct 31, 2007, 12:22 in Off Topic.

elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2007, 12:23:

sorry, meant to put this in off topic

Plato says on Oct 31, 2007, 12:27:

Don't tell me! You crapped in the tub!

Now I now what to do when I have insomnia. Thanks Elmo.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2007, 12:28:

No, i shaved my butt!

eywed says on Oct 31, 2007, 12:28:

This is an off topic in more ways than one!

Ay Hombe!!!!!

Plato says on Oct 31, 2007, 12:28:

Don't you feel a draft down there?

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

Plato says on Oct 31, 2007, 12:29:

Y ahora te ves como esos monos con el culo pelado.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

elmodefoque says on Oct 31, 2007, 12:30:

no, it feels quite refreshing and clean

Plato says on Oct 31, 2007, 12:32:

I guess your pants slide on pretty easily, right? LOL! Maybe I should try that so that I can get out of the house even faster to go to work.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

eywed says on Oct 31, 2007, 12:44:

New picture of elmo!

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Ay Hombe!!!!!

El Polo says on Oct 31, 2007, 13:11:

when that happens I usually shave my chacaras

El Polo says on Oct 31, 2007, 13:12:

I find it more relaxing

Man Tequila says on Oct 31, 2007, 13:20:

Which is the best shaver to use here? The Braun Pulsonic? Panasonic Vortex Hydraclean? Philips Smart Touch?

And you using that thing on your face again?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

la campiña says on Oct 31, 2007, 14:42:

did I write this?, if not Elmo, we are as one ha platonicaly speaking, love your style, grips you at the start, then thrashes you about, then leaves you mumbling gibberish nonsense at the end however always scratching around in the dark vaults of your mind like a sceptic splinter in your pinky. ( this is a compliment by the way) ha

kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2007, 15:49:

gross gross gross

podborski says on Oct 31, 2007, 16:02:

welcome to off topic elmo, where you really belong

msaucey says on Oct 31, 2007, 16:48:

WOW... So, this is what guys talk about.... Now, I know I'm definately not missing anything... Thanks for the insight guys!

Elmo, just laser off all the hair, that way you don't have to ever worry about it!

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

scotty says on Oct 31, 2007, 16:49:

its even off the off topic, its more like a off off topic

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

msaucey says on Oct 31, 2007, 16:50:

Peter can we get a "Way out there" post... We've found the first thread for that section

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

Plato says on Oct 31, 2007, 18:23:

Yeah, this is like strickly for the guys: how to shave your ass. Yeah . . .

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

Man Tequila says on Oct 31, 2007, 18:26:

With the Panasonic Vortex Hydraclean (a real shaver) maybe you also get your colon sparkling.

scotty says on Oct 31, 2007, 19:15:

msaucey, thats a good idea. have the off topic for then off topic stuff but have a WAY OUT THERE, for ...well... for butt shaving posts and such other silly topics.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

la campiña says on Oct 31, 2007, 19:47:

Rush what a group

eywed says on Oct 31, 2007, 20:38:

Lets not forget his reasoning behind the shave , "eliminating those annoying dingle berries" It's halloween live with that nightmare of a visual tonight.

Ay Hombe!!!!!

Man Tequila says on Oct 31, 2007, 21:08:

Couldn't he just eat less fibre and more chicharrón?

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 05:32:

Why did you shave your a$$? Hairy is good.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 05:33:

Elmo try reading a book instead por Dios.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 10:26:

Mona... you've gone too far...

me dio escalofrio.... "Hairy is good".... A ve maria por dios....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 10:29:

Ave maria puesshh paisita, I don't want no baby smooth butt on a man! Hairy most definitely, OK no more said on the subject LOL

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 10:46:

But hairy on a butt Mona? Isn't that as bad as hairy on the back?

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 10:52:

Noooo, I'll PM you jajaja
Don't tell me you like smooth butts? That's like touching a woman!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 10:53:

Just like to clarify I'm not taking major hair, just the normal amount jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:16:

My goodness see what happens in the off topic section..

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:20:

I don't mind a man with a hairy a***, but not too hairy, normal.. and definitely no shave a**

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:22:

Any guy with perfectly manicured hands, shaved legs/chest/butt or plucked eyebrows is a complete and utter turn off for me, I can't stand these things.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

morphus says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:40:

So you like real men that belch and fart?

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:42:

Is that the definition of a real man? LOL
What about sitting with your knees so far apart you take up all the space? That's a man thing too...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 11:51:

Mona what do you know about touching a woman's butt... hmmm.... well, aside from yours... hee-hee-hee...

My uncle goes in for manicures.... But, he hasn't told me about shaving his butt, then again, I soooo don't want to know if he does.... Probably not.... He's just to lazy to trim his nails and it's sooo cheap to get your nails done in Colombia, he just walks over to get them taken care of.... That and he likes women to play with his hands....

So, let me get this straight...Mona and Kat like normal hairy butts.... HG, is on the no hairy butt wagon....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:02:

My husband said he got manicures in Colombia but that soon stopped when I met him, the same deal if I want soft hands I'll touch my own hands, I don't mind trimmed fingernails etc but shiny nails on a man? Forget it..

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:24:

I'm with MOna. A bit of hair on the derriere is good on a guy. If the butt is really smooth and hairless I might as well touch a chick's tush.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:24:

Manicured hands would be something that I would notice. You just don't see much of it in the US. I think it says a lot about the guy...that he cares about his appearance. So I'm in the manicured hands category.

As for hairy butts, normal hairy is OK but not if it's noticeable hairy (i.e., dark hark). Does that make any sense?

Shaved anything is out for me, including butts. Just too unnatural and the stubble?! ick!

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:24:

Big butts are nice on guys. Elmo, do u have a big costeño butt?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:25:

Oh my God, did I just ask elmo if he has a big butt? I need a vacation, pronto.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:26:

Oh yeah, a guy with a defined butt is quite nice....too bad they tend to hide them under baggy pants!

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:29:

Colombiche it's OK he has that effect on all of us ;-)

HG you don't like dark hairs? Yummm and you like manicured hands? Boy do we have different taste!

Colombiche the minute it starts to looklike a woman butt, it's off.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:29:

Actually big butts are nice on guys and girls. Big butts rule lol.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:31:

Well Mona, at least we know we won't be fighting for the same guy! Your husband is safe!

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:31:

Well my husband likes my big butt and he likes my hips too, funny cos over here big butts are not the in thing, but he says in Colombia I'm considered to have "un cuerpazo" jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:32:

Jeje careful, you haven't met him, he's very serious and its hard to make him smile, just like you like 'em...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:32:

I'm grateful I don't have a flat butt. Clothes just seem to look better if there are some curves on the body.

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:33:

Hey Colombiche...is it 2:30 coffee break time?

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:33:

HG amen y amen.
Especially when you get those colombian jeans on, they makeyour butt look killer!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:35:

hehehe....I gotta try 'em the next time I'm there. But I also have tree trunks legs, which doesn't fit in jeans with skinny legs. Will that be a problem?

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:35:

HG, 3:30 for me. I just walked out from training a couple of colleagues. I am sleepy from hearing myself talk. Coffee time!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:36:

Oh wait, coffee causes butt cellulite.....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:37:

Para nada HG, just get the stretchy ones with slightly flared effect at the bottom, oh and in Colombia you don't have to worry about chunky thighs, they are called "piernotas" over there and a positive jajaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:39:

To me fat legs are Pate' jamon.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:39:

What?! I've never heard that before! Sorry...didn't realize you were in the eastern time zone.

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:41:

Jjaja patejamon!

In Cali, from what I have seen and heard, if you have a good sized but, hips and legs you're hot, of course you should have a small waist to pull it all off ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:42:

HG I still haven't decided whether you can meet Mr.Mona, he has a thing for the japanese girl out of Charlies Angels and finds oriental women hot...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:43:

Colombiche..just have that coffee, I just had one too and I have NO cellulite (yet!)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:44:

I understand Mona!

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:51:

"In Cali, from what I have seen and heard, if you have a good sized but, hips and legs you're hot, of course you should have a small waist to pull it all off ;-)"

A big butt has no meaning when you have a waitsless refrigerator body with michelines around the middle.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:53:

In other words if you're ecuatoriana jaja

Just kidding!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:55:

LOL! Probably still better than being pear-shaped don't you agree?

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:56:

HG there's nothing worse than the "apple" shape! Pear shape is better, although nevera/tamal/bollo shape is the worst offender jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 12:59:

Apple shape? Is that where you're bigger in the middle?

I always thought pear-shaped was pretty bad though. I've seen some really pretty women who look great from the chest up, but the bottom half is completely out of proportion.

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:00:

jezz i went for a few minutes and I already lost track of this conversation, are we still in hairy bottoms?

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:01:

Un rollo mal envuelto, culiplana sin cintura y con bananos.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:01:

Jaja Kat hairy bottoms, I just left you a comment on the oldbongo thread...

We're on to nevera and tamal shapes versus pear and apple shapes LOL

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:02:

Le dice la esposa al esposo: MI amor, hazme el amor. El marido le dice "noo, on ese cuerpo de lavadora, no la toco".

OTra vez "mi amor, hazme tuya" y el "noo, con ese cuerpo de lavadora, no".

Luego mas tarde el marido se pone arr*cho y le dice a ella "mi amorcito, que tal si ponemos a funcionar esa lavadora" y ella le dice "no mijo, ese trapito le toco lavarlo a mano"

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:02:

LOL!

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:04:

This is what happens when the PBH ladies go on a coffee break at the same time!

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:05:

Muy bueno! Tome pa que lleve!!!

Jaja if my husband ever said no to me like that, or come to think of it ever said no to me, I'd cortarle los servicios for a good while jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:07:

We take a perfectly disgusting and gruesome thread about ahole hair and turn it into a discussion about cellulite and hip to waist ratios ja ja ja.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:07:

Mona, I think something would seriously be wrong in the world if your husband ever said no to you!

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:10:

I like the way this threat has been completely hijacked... and on to more important topics of conversation.....

Good one Colombiche.......

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:10:

Your damn right missy!!

Colombiche well this is what happens when we get together...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:10:

Whoo hoo! Yet another female PBHer to join the coffee break! Hi ya MS!

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:12:

did you see in El tiempo a news about El mundial de traseros?
here is a link, sorry it's too long...

http://www.eltiempo.com/multimedia/galerias/mundialdetraseros/GALERIAF...

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:12:

Colombiche:

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:16:

I think those guys need tighter shorts to best display their butts!

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:16:

We estrogenized the thread!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:17:

"We estrogenized the thread!" LOL

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:19:

I can't see videos at work... but it sounds like the content is interesting.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:20:

Nah it's not that interesting, our conversation is more interesting..

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:20:

I can't see them either! How dare our companies to deny us of these pleasures during work hours!

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:21:

DO you guys think Elmo really did shave his behind? Or is it his delusions?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:23:

I dunno...... I didn't think he looked hairy in his photos so I don't if there would really be a need to do that.

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:24:

nah, elmo is just a performer hehhe

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:24:

KAT he'll be glad you said that ;-)))

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:24:

Makes you wonder though....why on earth would a thought about shaving your butt even cross your mind!

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:25:

With Elmo...I don't wonder at all, he has one serious imagination!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:26:

I believe his did shave his butt. Maybe he was too chicken to do laser hair removal?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:26:

Maybe he has a smooth butt complex.....always wished he had one?!

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:27:

Elmo is interesting in everything that involves nuts, butts, hookers and toilets.

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:27:

Maybe he enjoys standing over a mirror eagle spread ha ha ha.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:28:

Another subject for him to take up with his therapist...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:29:

At least he didn't talk about shaving his balls.....

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:30:

Ay Colombiche, I am not appreciating that visual...

HG yeah gracias a mi Diosito, but maybe he did as he found doing his butt so therapeutic and relaxing??

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:30:

I think he says he has some serious low hangers, at least one of them.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:31:

Jajaja stop Colombiche, I am still laughing from the spread eagle comment over the mirror, I need to gain my composure..

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:31:

Low hangers jajajajaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:31:

LOL...... must be the vibrations from the electric shaver! It's like getting a massage!

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:32:

and that he has hemorrhoid's, the size of an strawberry

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:32:

Jjajajaja this is getting bad girls, we are having a bad effect on each other!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:32:

Ooohhhhh kat! That must've been tough for him to maneuver around!

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:34:

Jesus!! Jajaja pobresito, that's probably why he was too embarrassed to continue..

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:34:

he said he was in agony! there was a thread all about his strawberry,

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:35:

And here I am trying hard not to burst out laughing!

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:35:

Eeeew his strawberry, disgusting guacala!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Man Tequila says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:35:

You don't really oestrogenize a thread when you are still talking about guys.

Perhaps real men shave their butts using a straight blade. I shave as little as possible myself.

I thought only La Llamona had rounded thighs.

Colombiche says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:36:

I think he claims his dingle berrry hangs as low as his left nut. Maybe he can tie them both together so they don't get in the way.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:37:

This is why you don't eat "low hanging fruit".

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:37:

Jaja see I'm not the only one with rounded thighs on here! Or with a big butt, or with hip so there!!

Man T please tell me you don't shave, unless....oh forget it!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Man Tequila says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:37:

I have never shaved my butt. I don't get dingleberries. I am occasionally awake at 3:17 and grab a nice glass of milk.

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:38:

MT - A straight blade sounds awfully dangerous!

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:39:

Thats a good boy!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:40:

imaging elmo with a blade at 3AM in the morning! He could end up with not nuts at all :)))))

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:41:

and maybe no strawberry either

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:41:

Wow... Went to get some coffee and look at all I've missed....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:41:

Wow... Went to get some coffee and look at all I've missed....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:41:

Wow... Went to get some coffee and look at all I've missed....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:41:

Wow... Went to get some coffee and look at all I've missed....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:41:

echeeeee me corte las guevas nojodaaaaaaaa

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:41:

Yup, Mona's not the only one afflicted with the big butt and thighs. But Mona, do you have thin calves? Mine are too big for boots that cover the calves! Just can't get that zipper closed!

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:42:

WOW.. Went to get a coffee refill and look at all I've missed....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:42:

HG... You must have soccer legs... right?...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:43:

msaucey if you keep posting double and triple you are going to miss a lot! hahaha

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:43:

Yeah my calves are normal size, wel lI think they are and I have small feet, do you?
It's still fine as long as you have a small waist and what with all that yoga I'm sure you have a great waist!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:43:

We're on a roll this afternoon MS!

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:43:

are you sure you went for a coffee refill or wine heheh

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:44:

Hey bring out the Haagen Daaz, all the ladies are here at the same time wooo hooo

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:44:

Nope, no small feet - size 8.5 US for me.

Soccer legs? I guess. I used to think my legs were like Midori Ito - a japanese figure skater. She had tree trunk thighs and big calves too. Must be a japanese thing.

Man Tequila says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:45:

I have seen two ER patients who ran into grief after attempted butt shaving.

This compares favourably with three vacuum cleaner accidents ("The nightgown wasn't tied. The vacuum cleaner just switched itself on and attacked me") and one unfortunate incident with a "radish suction" farming machine meant to take off the stem FROM THE RADISH.

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:47:

Oooops! Jaja
Have you ever had men come in with their parts mysteriously jammed into things, like a curtain rail?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:47:

Ouch! I'm sure it was probably hard to supress a laugh when you hear stories like that MT.

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:48:

MT... They were trying to do liposuction at home.....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:48:

MT... They were trying to do liposuction at home.....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:49:

Girls....at the rate we're going (and MS's dups) this thread is gonna hit 200 this afternoon!

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:49:

Girls we're getting worse than the guys with the things we're saying!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:51:

HG... I took a few pairs of shoes to Colombia.... Mind you they were new, but they were about my size... and hello, the only person that they fit was my mom.... Everyone out there has these tiny size 6 feet.... I'm an 8.5 too....

Hey Mona... I'm listening to Cali Aleman playing Linda Mujer.... With the Haagen Daaz and wine in the air.... Es tiempo para rumbiar.... oh wait, we're still at work... well some of us are....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

Man Tequila says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:51:

No curtain rails. But I did see a squash, maybe a four pounder. He almost ended up with a colostomy bag. His wife was mad we were taking him to the OR "for a simple constipation problem" so I told her if she went into the room her husband would explain what was really going on here (presumably minus the bath houses).

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:52:

I keep getting the java script after I post... Must be something going on....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:53:

I'm at home, I can play music, eat haagen daaz, walk around naked if I want to...sorry to make you jealous hon!

Btw I am a size 37, size 4 shoe!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:53:

Size 6?! Geez..... And I'm an 8.5 because I have wide feet. All those years growing up in Hawaii barefoot. I still dislike wearing closed toed shoes and prefer being barefoot. Heck, I'm barefoot in my office right now!

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:54:

SIZE 4?!!!! I think I'm a 40 when I buy shoes in Europe.

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:54:

HG my husband gets REALLY upset if he sees me walking around barefoot! Pongase chanclas! Esta haciendo frio mujer!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:55:

Can you easily find size 4's?!

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:55:

lol....
Size 4 shoe... OMG... I think I was probably 3 when I was a size 4.... and well the size 37.... I'm not sure how that translates over here in the U.S., but probably average size from your description... what's the rule... remove 30.. so, you're probably like a size 6 or 7.... Me... I'm a nice healthy girl... that played a lot of sports and did way too much swimming... :-)

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:56:

Very easily, my friends foot is so small and dainty she sometimes finds the size 3 too big!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:56:

I am also size 4, small feet :))

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:56:

oh and yes, I'm jealous.... Me, I'm still trying to supress all this laughter... My group things I'm losing it...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

Man Tequila says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:58:

Okay, with the shoes this thread is officially estrogenized.

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:58:

hey girls what about bra sizes hehe

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 13:59:

OMG....the shoes are the first things off when I get into the house! My toes need to breathe. Tell your hubby that Asian women always take off their shoes in the house. You can pretend to be Asian! jeeejeee

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:00:

Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one laughing at the office.

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:01:

Jajaja bra sizes?

I'll tell if you tell me girls!

MS just let it all out, laugh away!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:01:

We talking cup sizes?

Man Tequila says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:01:

(Looking evasive). Lights up cigar. Makes fart noises with his armpit. Starts discussing NASCAR and college football.

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:02:

well I am 34... but hey they are not big!!! huh! not like nati's
gezzzzz it's so difficult to find the right size in Colombia, how all those silicones girls manage?

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:03:

silly me, they don't need bras.. they stay perky all the time heheh

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:04:

Man T jajaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:04:

Kat jesus mujer they're massive!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:04:

Wow kat (as I feel quite inadequate!)

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:05:

I am a 34 but a different cup size jaja smaller!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:05:

well between C and D, no they are not...although i wish they were smaller to coordinate with my feet hehehhe

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:08:

Come on Mona... You started it... So you must, as you say.... let it all out... lol....

Me, I'm a 36... because of the swimmers back.... and then I'm between....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:08:

well mona you are either A or B heheheh

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:09:

I'm a 34 B/C, I am so deleting this..

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:10:

me too before elmo see it hahahha

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:10:

Since we're letting it all "hang out" ... 34A for me.

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:10:

lol.... Come on... We figured it out....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:10:

but maybe i am not telling the truth, maybe i am 32 A

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:10:

and Kat didn't say she would delete hers...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:10:

It depends on the bra, how many of you have wonderbra's??

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Man Tequila says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:11:

Oh, just edit it instead, Mona. I can't have been the only one to have seen the (cough) 36DD.

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:11:

Well they must be super pert! That's a plus....

Mine are too though ;-))

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:12:

I don't need wonderbra, if I wear them my boobs would be on my neck!!! jaja

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:12:

No wonderbra.... But, I really hate bras... the first thing I do when I get home is take of the shoes, clothes and bra.... So, restrictive....

My partner was wondering if this was a Colombian trait, since it doesn't matter if I do this during summer or winter, my body is always hot.... and she notices that my mom and grandma do similar things....

hmm....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:13:

and yes, I do put on something else..... after I take everything off....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:14:

No wonderbra for me either. There's not enough to do much with!

MS....wait till you hit menopause! You'll be even hotter!

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:14:

I do it too, I can't wait to take it all off and wear put something comfy on...so you're not alone!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:15:

So I'm the only proud owner of wonderbra's? Jaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:15:

I agree....lounge pants, t-shirt, barefeet.....

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:15:

I agree....lounge pants, t-shirt, barefeet.....

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:15:

jajaj Mona, hello boys

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:16:

I guess so Mona...why do you like them so much?

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:18:

Jjaja yeah but surprisingly my husband doen't like them too much, he prefers the ones with no padding and soft material...I don't wear the wonderbra's very much at all..

I love wearing shorts and flip flops at home, but nice pink ones jiji

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:19:

shorts? now in winter brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:20:

I went bra shopping for my partner the other day... she's a ----, and I was having this long conversation about bra's with the girl and how it's hard to find a decent bra in that size... because a lot of the bras they make in that size are just to do the job (which is keeping the boobs off the floor)... Anyway, she agreed and we spent like an hour going through bras... WAY too much drama.... I like my small boobies, tons of selections...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:21:

Yeah I just turn up the heating jaja

Girls, I'm going to snuggle up on my sofa now!! Goodnite, it was great being on at the same time as you all....

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:21:

I agree MS! DD is too big. The bras themselves probably aren't too attractive either.

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:22:

good nite mona.

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:22:

G-night Mona! This was fun girls!

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:22:

MS so you like a proper handful then!! Jajaja

Has she been professionally measured? You should just shop online on one of the specialist sites, they have pretty ones for the more voluptuous lady...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:23:

chao Mona.....

Yup, they were ugly..... I'm sure you and I have plenty to select... Love Victoria Secret's.....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

LA_MONA says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:23:

Goodnite my sweeties besitos para todas y para Man T tambien!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:26:

Me too.. love Victoria's Secret and La Senza when I'm in Canada (although VS just bought that company).

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:26:

Me too.. love Victoria's Secret and La Senza when I'm in Canada (although VS just bought that company).

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:29:

la senza it's good, i go there a lot for my lingerie :))

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:29:

No, china, I'm not going to have her professional measured, as it is the cost of her bras are twice what mine are... Her DD and my B.... equal a nice C ... lol...

You should be asleep by now!...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:30:

HG... Looks like you're getting the java issue too... double posting... I never went to la senza... hmmm....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

msaucey says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:31:

Hey, who ever called it... We've surpassed the 200 comment marker on this thread.... lol and the afternoon is still young....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:32:

Yeah, the double post occurs when I hit refresh when I get the java code versus hit the back button. I noticed we started having the problem when we were all in here furiously typing away!

kat1 (Moderator) says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:33:

there msaucey, here it's 9:30 pm :))) I am travelling to NY tomorrow and haven't pack half of my stuff

houstongal says on Nov 1, 2007, 14:36:

Oh yeah.....have a great trip Kat! I know y