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utopiacowboy comments on Colombians arround the world

Fargo, North Dakota. They love it up there.

utopiacowboy comments on Question about usage of "Mi Corazón"

Damelo duro, Papi is what you really want to hear.

utopiacowboy comments on Beautiful Apartment for Sale in El Poblado, Medellin - Price lowered to 199,000,000 Pesos

Why is he lowering the price? The way some of the PBHers talk he should be jacking it up daily as the real estate boom goes up and up and up and....

utopiacowboy comments on Miss Colombia - Bikini parade photos

"The truly hot women here never make the pageants either because they do not have the money to be in the running or the family name, or have no interest." Now that's a true statement.

utopiacowboy comments on Miss Colombia - Bikini parade photos

"Not sure of the relationship between India and Colombia or why there are so many galleries like this on their site but here is another" Sexually speaking, India is the inverse of Colombia. Makes you wonder how there are so many Indians because you will never find a more sexually repressed people. As for the contestants, my all time favorite is still my sister-in-law, a Miss Cordoba from the early 80s.

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I just wish there was a "mange la mierde" button.

utopiacowboy comments on Question about usage of "Mi Corazón"

None of these terms have any significance coming from a Colombian woman: mi amor, mi vida, mi cielo, mi corazon, mi querido etc. The real benefit is that if you never use the other person's name you can't ever get caught in the throes of passion hollering someone else's name. Very clever.

utopiacowboy comments on Who is your favourite Latino American Music Artist

"Years ago when the translated all her songs to spanish she was interviewed on LAtin MTV and when the reporter switched to spanish, she could not speak a word, it was shameful." She's got plenty of company. Selena's Spanish was marginal to say the least. My in laws were constantly trying to speak Spanish to Latinos here and getting blank looks. I told them, "Yeah they look the part but they don't know the lines."

utopiacowboy comments on Who is your favourite Latino American Music Artist

Elvis Crespo, the boricua merengue king.

utopiacowboy comments on Colombia under 17 soccer team reaches semi-finals in the World Cup Championships!!!

BTW, Philly, U-17 is not exactly the big dance. The big dance is next year with the grownups and all the "big guys" will be there. Nevertheless, Colombia's success in the U-17 WC bodes well for the future. Let's just hope they finally have a coach who knows what he is doing.

utopiacowboy comments on Colombia under 17 soccer team reaches semi-finals in the World Cup Championships!!!

My wife just found out about this today but she's pretty excited and happy about it.

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No more corrupt than US politricks. Which is to say completely and totally corrupt. US politicians represent their corporate masters who feed their campaign contributions.

utopiacowboy comments on Chavez to troops: Prepare for war with Colombia

I hope he attacks and conquers Colombia and then kills every gringo left in it. And the whole time we're (US gas consumers) paying him to do it! It doesn't get any better than this.

utopiacowboy comments on Why do people talk poorly about each other?

"utopiacowboy here is a soccer video that was sent to me earlier today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvEobeNfGcc" As my wife would say, que bruta!

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Can I, massuh? That would be a dream come true.

utopiacowboy comments on Why do people talk poorly about each other?

When I referee soccer games, I tell the players before we start that I do not tolerate smack talk towards your opponent. That is what leads to fights. First time they get a warning, second time yellow, third time they're gone. When the players know that I mean business they are less likely to take justice into their own hands.

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"UC we all can't be great:)" I know which is why your threads always make me cry as I think why can't I be as wonderful as Brian who is showing off how rich he is to all these poor Third World service people? I think to myself why can't I have slaves that I treat really well? I should go to Colombia and buy a village and then have everyone call me Don Gringo and say how wonderful I am.

utopiacowboy comments on Why do people talk poorly about each other?

Here is a tip. Don't believe everything you see on the internet, especially in the forums like this. My friends and I impersonate people and some of the biggest battles are actually taking place between friends or even the same person with multiple handles. I like to impersonate a 15 year old girl on the web and bring out all the closet pedophiles. What is really hilarious are the people taking the whole thing seriously.

utopiacowboy comments on Chaos in the Casitas. Lawless, south of the border-style speakeasies get a grip on L.A.

Other cities are as bad or worse. Las Vegas, Miami, Detroit, Phoenix, New Orleans....they're all on a descent into hell.

utopiacowboy comments on Why do people talk poorly about each other?

The real rule is "Do unto others before they can do it to you."

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I want to grow up and be just like Brians.

utopiacowboy comments on Chaos in the Casitas. Lawless, south of the border-style speakeasies get a grip on L.A.

You're going to see a lot more of this as the US descends into Third World status. Eventually a lot of "Third World" countries will have more money and offer a better life than the US. It's all downhill after this for you pendejo gringos.

utopiacowboy comments on Permission letter to allow children to travel

Colombians always want "fresh" documents.

utopiacowboy comments on Permission letter to allow children to travel

"Are both parents traveling? If so, not necessary." Not necessarily. My wife had to have a notarized letter from herself authorizing herself to take her children out of Colombia. Since their father is dead we also had to have a recent certified copy of his death certificate.

utopiacowboy comments on Understanding Colombianas

That's because most of them were neutered at a young age.

utopiacowboy comments on Understanding Colombianas

"Maybe they just got bored that the only words in spanish that you say are chica, colombiana and novia?" The only words I know are culito, verga, chucha etc.

utopiacowboy comments on Dollar up up and away

Some people believe that the dollar is oversold and due for a bounce. I could see it in the short term.

utopiacowboy comments on Paid section on PBH?

Every so often I see a post on PBH where I could offer useful information, the thread about cell phones in Monteria comes to mind since one of my brothers-in-law has his hand in a cell phone business there but then I think, why bother?

utopiacowboy comments on Understanding Colombianas

Peter gave Elmo the boot. He must think PBH is bigger than Elmo.

utopiacowboy comments on Visa Question!

Dude, don't ever bring a Colombiana to the US, ever, not even for a week long visit. Colombia is for catch and release only.

utopiacowboy comments on Understanding Colombianas

Kick her ass to the curb so hard that you leave a permanent print of your shoe on her butt. A chick like this is a peso a dozen in Colombia. Here is the best advice you can follow while you're in Colombia: Find them, fock them, forget them.

utopiacowboy comments on an article about a Mail Order Bride

Better off spending your money on a www.realdoll.com.

utopiacowboy comments on The Days Before the Gringo Invassion

You still don't see too many gringos in places like Monteria, Sincelejo, Cerete, Lorica etc. I doubt you ever will.

utopiacowboy comments on Gringos are we stupid? jiji

The moral of the story is rent, don't buy.

utopiacowboy comments on Shootings in Laureles ??

Nice little shootout.

utopiacowboy comments on What's up with those BLACK dudes ?????

When is Sarah Palin's new porn flick coming out?

utopiacowboy comments on COLOMBIAN Aquivaldo Mosquera leads Club America to Superclassico triumph

Good list but a little out of date. Club America bought Aquivaldo Mosquera from Sevilla for a fee of 4.2 million euros. A worthwhile investment I believe as he has played extremely well for them and bolstered their weak spot which was their defense. As for Radamel Falcao García, of course we've heard of him. After a great career for River Plate, he is now playing splendidly for F.C. Porto of the Portuguese league.

utopiacowboy comments on Overweight, socially inept, badly dressed gringos

"Why is the guy in the photo gringo? He could easily be Canadian." Canadians are as gringo as they come.

utopiacowboy comments on Non Lleras places in Medellin?

Sidle up to them in the Exito and mumble some broken Spanish about how you're looking for directions to the aisle with the suntan lotion.

utopiacowboy comments on Overweight, socially inept, badly dressed gringos

I doubt you would ever mistake my paisa brother-in-law for a gringo even though he wears shorts and sandals all the time.

utopiacowboy comments on 2009 World Gymnastic Championships - Women's E Final Foor: Part 1. Poor Colombia :(

What does this have to do with Colombia? Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, right, the gymnast is Colombian, just like Hugo Rodallega is Colombian. It should be moved to Off-Topic then.

utopiacowboy comments on utopiacowboy informs me he has a new Colombian neighbor...

So this stays in the "Friendly Talkzone" but my post on Hugo Rodallega gets moved to Off-Topic?!!!???? WTF.

utopiacowboy comments on Comparing Cities

"...but I can tell you that many of them have this thought that they are some how better then many people." That's only because they are!

utopiacowboy comments on K1-Visa Question on Proof of Relationship

That's good advice above. Not that you'll take it of course.

utopiacowboy comments on Medellin Real Estate Prices in the "Big Leagues" - Outrageous

Manhattan, Beverly Hills, you name it, they are all taking a bath. Hell Eddie Murphy had to slash his asking price on his place. It's all going in the toilet and so will Medellin.

utopiacowboy comments on Medellin Real Estate Prices in the "Big Leagues" - Outrageous

You know how to recognize a bubble? When everyone says "It's different this time" or "It's different here". The law of gravity has been repealed in Colombia? NOT!

utopiacowboy comments on WHERE TO INVEST

Your best bet is Saskatchewan farmland. I'm dead serious.

utopiacowboy comments on Medellin Real Estate Prices in the "Big Leagues" - Outrageous

"Not to be a smartass, but real estate prices are usually justified by the laws of supply and demand just like everything else. You and I may never pay that much, but if someone else does then it was priced right as far as they are concerned." Yeah, I guess that's what all the people who bought houses at the height of the bubble in California and Florida thought. Now they're underwater with further price drops to come. Anyone who thinks the law of gravity has been repealed is in for a rude awakening.

utopiacowboy comments on Off Topic?

I guess it's asking too much for them to actually READ the post. Or to actually know who Hugo Rodallega is.

utopiacowboy comments on MY WIFE'S FAMILY

Is she hot? I've got some designs for her interior.