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utopiacowboy comments on Who is or are your favorite posters that you have had over the years here on PBH ?

You're absolutely right, Douglas. No, Desi, I certainly do not hate your guts. I do wish that the mods would do their jobs but since they refuse to, I'm not about to stay here, get verbally abused and not be allowed to retaliate. Not even on the world sex guide forum are you allowed to call somebody's wife a whore, and God knows, there they very well might be.

utopiacowboy comments on I need info about K3Visa and begin the process

Yes, an Affidavit of Support (I-134) is required at the time of her K-34 visa interview. Does your SS disability meet the income requirements? Can you get someone to act as a co-sponsor with you? That is an option.

utopiacowboy comments on Immigration Through a Family Member

If you are applying for a K-3. If you are applying for immigrant visas, you would have to complete an I-130 for each of them.

utopiacowboy comments on hilarious !

A classic PBH thread. Full of sound and fury signifying nothing.

utopiacowboy comments on * Mexican illegals vs. Colombian illegals

"Native Quebeckers have a terrible accent when speaking French but the guy or gal on the radio is always clear and neutral."

You're starting to sound like those hoity toity Frenchmen. Nous sommes les Quebecois.

utopiacowboy comments on yo no tengo marido

Speaking for myself (whoever that is), I certainly have no desire to embarass and humiliate you, Rocinante. You're one of the few posters with reasonably accurate opinions. Of course that may be because I agree with you most of the time.

utopiacowboy comments on yo no tengo marido

A search should be done. Definitely. Full body search.

utopiacowboy comments on with norte americans much cruel rude

I can't imagine why you would think Monica is me, Robert Jorge. I'm Lizette!

utopiacowboy comments on * Mexican illegals vs. Colombian illegals

How many times do we have to go through this? It was chucha yesterday, chucha today and it'll be chucha tomorrow.

utopiacowboy comments on Handling women, colombian or from where ever!

"I guess Jesus wouldn't have done too well with the Colombianas". Well that depends which Jesus you're talking about? The Pimp Jesus who liked to smoke a lotta dope and get it on with Mary Magdalene might have done pretty good. The sanctimonious bastard Jesus always lecturing people probably would have been sitting by himself in a park somewhere. He wouldn't have done too good. Jesus, the David Copperfield of his time, might have done some miracles that impressed a few Colombianas. Myself, I prefer the Old Testament God. That dude didn't mess around. If he had a bitch that was backtalking him, he would had her smote. Or turned into a pilar of salt. That guy was a mean mother, er, I mean Father.

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OK, Pow Wow, since you're clearly not UP to the job, maybe you need to take applications. Is your wife attractive? If she is maybe you can get a guy to service her regularly, you know, like getting the oil in your car changed, rotating the tires etc. Now maybe YOU don't want to change the oil, but there are guys out there who wouldn't mind doing it. Once she's getting it regularly her disposition might improve. I know after I get some backdoor action, nothing fazes me. I could read the Screw That Thinks He's A Nail's diatribes for an hour and I still wouldn't care. Good sex takes all the fight right out of you. Just a suggestion.

utopiacowboy comments on Colombia's Uribe says Gore shunned him

Simon is definitely right. I know the founding fathers wanted us to have freedom to fuck but we lost it over the years.

utopiacowboy comments on Stabbin' cabin

19??????? Yeah five years from now. I'm in middle school and she looks like a chick in one of my classes. Hell she hasn't even got any tits yet.

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Sweet160, that was sweet.
Sweet160, that was sweet.

utopiacowboy comments on File I-129F or I-130. Which route to take?

We did a K-3 and she was here in five months start to finish. We had a helluva wedding in Medellin - it was a blast for a tenth of the cost in the US. Meanwhile I went to a Colombiana's wedding in Houston - it was pathetic - of all her family and friends only her brother and his wife were there.

utopiacowboy comments on Stabbin' cabin

What are you talking about, Aztec?!? That chick's gotta be 12 years old. That's not legal?

utopiacowboy comments on Women in PBH

Well, you're close. I'm fifteen. Next year I'm gonna be in high school and bang those young chicks that Morph's been dreaming about. What I'd really like are some slutty Latina MILFs who can speak English.

utopiacowboy comments on Women in PBH

So I guess I should be allowed to retaliate?

utopiacowboy comments on Cheap private spanish lessons

It appears that he went back and deleted it himself.

utopiacowboy comments on Colombia's Uribe says Gore shunned him

Uribe is complaining about Gore shunning him? Hell he should be frigging grateful for not having to listen to that pompous windbag. The hot air coming out of his pie hole would cause global warming by itself.

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Geez, dude, we already told you what to do with her. How long's it been since you been tapping it? No wonder she's pissed all the time, she's probably hornier than a three horned billy goat.

utopiacowboy comments on Handling women, colombian or from where ever!

I'm starting to detect a pattern here. Kat is jealous of Elmo's burra conquests. I think she may not be sure whether Elmo, her man, would prefer a burra or her. She wants to know that she's No. 1 and that he won't just dump her when a really good-looking burra comes along. You should just carry around a well used pair of panties, Kat. When his attention wanders just wave those in front of his nose. Guys just can't get enough of that used panty smell from a hot chick. I used to wear one chick's panties on my head and just sniff it all day.

utopiacowboy comments on Help me feel better about visit to Colombia

"he is a bit of a mutt". Well we men are all dogs but hey.... And as I always say, mutts make the best dogs.

Very nice photos, Stefka. Some people are down on kids but I think kids are what make everything worthwhile. I know how you feel.

utopiacowboy comments on Colombian will buy 1,600 McDonald's of Latin America by 700 million dollars

Damm, that's a nice looking dish! The food looks good too.

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When my wife saw my tool for the first time she wasn't sure what to say about it other than the usual "Wow, es tan grande!" which I get all the time. She wasn't sure whether it had been injured in an accident or what until I explained that it was circumsized.

utopiacowboy comments on Women in PBH

OK, Moderators, was that not a completely unprovoked personal attack? I have said nothing to her since our last squabble and here she is mouthing off. Are you or are you not going to do anything about it?

utopiacowboy comments on Handling women, colombian or from where ever!

Kat, how would you feel about putting a dog collar and leash on Elmo while you wear a leather thong and teach him to beg for a treat? You could have a little whip to use on him and maybe let him have a sniff every once in a while.

utopiacowboy comments on Colombian will buy 1,600 McDonald's of Latin America by 700 million dollars

I bet that beef came from some god-forsaken Zebus, a breed of cattle which originated in INDIA so what does that tell you? Yep, real bunch of beef eaters there.

utopiacowboy comments on Eat Healthy and live longer up to 120 !!

Jesus, do we have to? I'd rather die chomping on a big T-bone washed down with a quart of Shiner Bock. What's the point of living to 120 if I have to live like a gd hamster to do it?

utopiacowboy comments on SEX strike in COLOMBIA

Old news. The strike is over and everybody got fucked. Some people had sex too.

utopiacowboy comments on Help me feel better about visit to Colombia

My callous dismissal? I don't see Dad telling the daughter that she's American or anything else except Colombiana. Not that I have a problem with that. When you're breeding animals like cattle or horses you want a bull or stallion that's prepotent, meaning that the genes he passes on are dominant and his offspring display his superior traits. A Colombian chip off the ol' block.

utopiacowboy comments on Handling women, colombian or from where ever!

Helluva good law to stop those gringo mer'fers from importing Colombiana love slaves. You know what degenerates they are. They should be forced to use real dolls to satisfy their base desires instead of forcing women to have their big fat pasty jelly roll bodies flopping all over them and grunting like pigs in heat. Hell it disgusts me and I'm a big fat pasty jelly roll gringo that looks like a dead carp that's been stuffed with bird shit. Everybody knows a gringo just wants a woman to wash the skid marks outa his stinking BVDs. They can't fool Uncle Sam on that one.

utopiacowboy comments on ¿Por qué es tan difícil conocer colombianas aquí en EEUU?

No, nada mas. Este sitio es para joder. Cuando estoy aburrido, me gusta pelear con otros pendejos como yo mismo.

utopiacowboy comments on Help me feel better about visit to Colombia

In the case of your bud, I'd say he isn't Colombian at all. Just a gringo of mixed origin. Hell, look at the OP's husband. He's lived in the US thirty years and still not a citizen. He's drilled it into his daughter's head that she is a Colombiana, no more no less. Christ, he's probably still speaking Spanish. I don't see any half measures there.

utopiacowboy comments on Colombians

Canadians don't give a fuck about soccer either. They play a version of football very similar to American football. Australians also play their own version of football as well.

utopiacowboy comments on Stabbin' cabin

What do you mean "go crazy"? He's been there and back.

utopiacowboy comments on Handling women, colombian or from where ever!

I'm not deciding what her role is. It can be anything she wants as long as she gets me a beer. I like the fact that she's a chemical engineer but I love the fact that she gets the laundry done and the house clean.

utopiacowboy comments on Plastic Surgery

How about a pic so we can give you proper medical advice? You know what they say about big titties? What you can't fit in your mouth is wasted. Personally I like small but firm tetas with big nipples that you can really suck on.

utopiacowboy comments on Illegal immigration: Are we just too stupid to solve it?

You da man, Caslug! What was it that the patriots said, "Give me Jenna Jameson or give me death!"? Or the Texans at San Jacinto hollering, "Remember the money shot!". Or Patrick Henry vowing "I regret that I have but one life to give for my pussy." Damm, it makes me feel like...........saluting the flag.

utopiacowboy comments on what kind of cars are there in colombia

The next time I'm down there I'll take photos.

utopiacowboy comments on President Gore

Bill's another gringo Costeno. That MF was tapping any skirt that walked by. We haven't had a chucha lover like that in the White House since JFK was there. The hell with a chicken in every pot, I want a chucha in my pot!

utopiacowboy comments on what kind of cars are there in colombia

You wanna see the biggest display of luxury cars in Latin America? Go to the movies at the big luxurious cineplex Saturday night in San Pedro Garza Garcia, the wealthiest city in Mexico. The Benzes, Porsches, Jags etc. - I'd never seen anything like it.

utopiacowboy comments on El negocio de mi suegra revisited

What the hell, Mr. H.? You're a connoiseur of the cockfight?

utopiacowboy comments on President Gore

Probably why Laura has to wear that wooly outfit and keep bawling, "You're baaaaaaaaaaaaaad, George, you're really baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad." All the while he's drilling the shit out of her, literally.

utopiacowboy comments on Handling women, colombian or from where ever!

You know what, Caslug. You are fucking absolutely right. It's like driving. I like assertive drivers who are decisive so you know what they're doing. Not like these pussy pansies who are driving all wimpy-style and you have no idea what the fuck they're doing. Are they exiting? Changing lanes? Are they yielding? You have no idea because they have no idea. I drive assertively and I like other drivers to drive assertively too - that way we all know who's doing what and we don't ram the fuck outa each other. These pansy candy asses cause all the accidents for the rest of us.

utopiacowboy comments on Help me feel better about visit to Colombia

Dude, there is no half Colombian. It's like being half pregnant. You're either Colombian or you're not.

utopiacowboy comments on (MFE, D) The PBH Voluntary Code of Conduct to Protect Womenfolk and Youth

I gotta hand it to you - that was amusing.

utopiacowboy comments on Handling women, colombian or from where ever!

Honor and obey sounds good to me. And bring me a beer!

utopiacowboy comments on President Gore

GW, on the other hand, that sick fuck, I bet he's plowing Laura up the butt regularly. Hell, I'm surprised that she can walk. He sure is a sick SOB. I bet he uses a strap-on extender.

utopiacowboy comments on Help me feel better about visit to Colombia

I was trying to reassure her that no matter what happens at least it'll be going down in their own country. Hell, that's the attitude the Colombians take, it's in God's hands.