seabass has written 4 posts

Back from BQ & another poop story

Hi everyone,
Had a great time in Barranquilla. Can't beat the weather there in late Dec. Believe it or not, I was sitting outside a casa in Puerto Colombia late at night on Christmas Eve and it was downright chilly.
No trouble with the ole bowel movements except I did manage to stop up the novia's toilet once. That was after eating a half bucket of fried chicken the night before. To paraphrase Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movie, "I had a crap on deck that could choke a donkey ...

By seabass on 2006-01-06 08:00:58. 11 comments.

Prepping for my trip to the oven

The "oven" being my girlfriend's un-airconditioned casa in Barranquilla. I've been working out like a madman trying to sweat buckets before I depart.
Don't get me wrong, I live in Florida and I can sit outside in the summer as long as I'm in the shade and got a little breeze blowing on me.
But inside an un-airconditioned house with the windows barely cracked is a little too much for me.
I try to get her to open the windows some but she's always worried about the vecinos look ...

By seabass on 2005-12-14 08:05:21. 28 comments.

Search: Newspaper in English in BQ

Hi All,
Need to keep up with the goings on back in the States when I am in Barranquilla.
I know I can hit an Internet cafe for news but I'd rather enjoy reading a newspaper at breakfast over a cup of coffee.
Anyplace in Barranquilla that sells newspapers in English?
TIA ...

By seabass on 2005-12-14 07:19:03. 1 comments.

Question about marriage documents

Do all documents (i.e. divorce papers, birth certificate, certificate of singleness etc.) have to be issued within a 90 day timeframe required by the Colombian authorities for marriage in Colombia?
Or is it just the birth certificate? TIA ...

By seabass on 2005-07-15 08:29:16. 10 comments.