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seabass comments on

"Not to mention will come in handy for any Colombiana's who visit too" Forget about clothing removal. I'd say about 99.9% of them will tell ya..."Tengo mucho frio"

seabass comments on Presidential candidates view on Marijuana. Who do you support? Drug policies in Colombia?

It's not necessary to smoke cannabis. There are some wonderful cannabis recipes that can be found on the internet.

seabass comments on Who is or are your favorite posters that you have had over the years here on PBH ?

London male, Kerry, powwow, american etc.

seabass comments on Immigration scumbag in Miami

I was referring to that first wave of officers that look at your passport when you first get off the plane. There was some young black dude from San Salvador in front of me holding a Panamanian passport. Man, they grilled his ass with questions...poor modefoque.

seabass comments on Spirit Airlines service to Cartagena- My Experience.

And I like COPA too...very professional.

seabass comments on Spirit Airlines service to Cartagena- My Experience.

I'm goin' up with da Spirit in the sky Ya know that's who I use when I fly

seabass comments on Immigration scumbag in Miami

Now I'm always ripping on MIA but I was there last month for the first time in about 2 1/2 years and I was pleasantly surprised. They did a great job with remodeling and now the place looks like a first rate airport. Nice, cool and comfortable. Everything seems more open with space to breath. Feel sorry for the person that was ragged on but that a crapshoot. Sometimes it's a breeze other time a real hassle. TIP: If you're a gringo ALWAYS pick a Latino officer to go thru at MIA. Chances are they only know about 5 words of English and they aren't about to try and converse and ask questions in a foreign language if they don't have to.

seabass comments on Spirit Airlines -- My First (and maybe last) Experience

I've flown Spirit twice with no problems. Once to Panama City and once to Lima. Advantages: Flying out of Ft. Lauderdale and missing the hell known as MIA. Disadvantages: Other than the aformentioned nickle and diming of the baggage and snacks, the overnight flights on the way back. The P.C. flight is 2:00 am-5:00 am and the Lima flight is 11:00 pm-5:30 am. Might be ok for the night owls but not me. Sleeping's not an option, can't do it sitting up. By the time I catch a mid-morning Southwest flight back to Tampa, I'm exhausted. Didn't have to pay exit tax in P.C. Paid about $30 in Lima.

seabass comments on Eat As Much As You Want In Colombia And Lose Weight

This weight loss phenomenon happens to me when I travel to Colombia and Peru too. Maybe it has something to do with the loads of preservatives found in the American diet.

seabass comments on Do these girls ever leave the house?

I have an amiga who lives with her 3 sisters in BQ while mom pop and little bro lives in Santa Marta. The old man owns both houses and I'm sure he enjoys his peace and quiet away from the girls because the place in 'Quilla is kinda like a sorority house.

seabass comments on Farewell

Farewell ole Salt I always envied UTC/JS and his situation . He had a hot Paisa and an inflatable doll at home and the comfort of knowing if the missus ever closed the gate on him and the doll sprung a leak, Boystown's only a couple hours away.

seabass comments on Next time you feel bad...

(Looking in pants) Gee, that looks kinda familiar.

seabass comments on

A weapon of ASS destruction!!!

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Next time I wised up...instead of flushing it, I just scooped it out and chunked the sumbitch out the window into the flower garden. The garden looked like it needed some fertilizer anyway.

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I was wrongly accused of putting paper in the toilet in mi amigas norte Barranquilla home thus clogging the toilet. Paper ain't what clogged it up...it was that giant Frisbees chicken turd that did the trick.

seabass comments on The making of a Colombian USA raised modefoque

What about that modefoque in the anti-littering commercial from the 70's...you know the one with a tear running down his face? Turns out he wasn't even a real injun...he was italian.

seabass comments on The USA

Kat1, you would be able to understand the southern accent since you live in England and accostumed to hearing a British accent...they are similar.

seabass comments on Physical attributes of Colombian women (eg. skin tone, eyes)

This gringo likes skinny ass and big nose.

seabass comments on The USA

#1 Florida #2 In general the northern states but I have seen some cuties that hail from there. #3 The cajun folks in Louisiana are pretty friendly after a few beers #4 Ohio (At least the ones that visit Florida) #5 Texas I guess. #6 Alabama or Mississippi #7 People from the northern states must be the most miserable because they keep wanting to move south. #8 California - wealthest Mississippi - poorest except for the ones that hit it big at the casinos. #9 I'm from the south, I'm biased. I freaking hate to hear northern carpetbagging honking hard to understand English being spoken. #10 I'd say the northwestern states (Oregon, Washington) are the most beautiful.

seabass comments on tazed to death

"I've been tazed and confused for so long it's not true"

seabass comments on Colombia as seen through Injun eyes

I remember the first time I visited my very white costena amiga. I asked her about her darker hermana.."did she like being out in the sun?" Well, mi amiga looked all embarrassed and she told me that they had an indio uncle on their mother's side of the family.

seabass comments on Jews in Colombia

Damn Morphus...I think someone's done worn that one out!!

seabass comments on Jews in Colombia

Elmo, tea bagging is a sexual manuever involving the nose...get it? jaja!!

seabass comments on Jews in Colombia

"I love those beaks" Yep, me too Johnny...especially tea bagging those big honkers!!

seabass comments on

I dunno...here in the states after every election, I wanna get loaded to forget about the imbeciles that were just elected.

seabass comments on Must see and must do suggestions for Medellin?

Definitely check out Mangos...but be careful and don't trip on a midget.

seabass comments on What is it with Colombians in the US?

Jaramillo, I wish you could pump some of that nice cold air down Tampa way. Here's it's about 85 and steamy. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear I was in Barranquilla.

seabass comments on college football kickoff

I'd like to give her 69 points jeje!! GS...from what I've seen so far LSU has the best team. They are scary good. I think the only potential roadblock is Florida but I still think LSU wins out. As for Alabama, the first loss comes Saturday against the Hogs...hope I'm wrong though. It'll take Saban a couple of years to have a kick ass team. I'd hate to be him next year when the Tide goes to Red Stick aka Baton Rouge.

seabass comments on college football kickoff

Almost the perfect college football weekend for me: Notre Damn lost, Meechigan lost, Alabama won, South Florida beat the barners of Albarn. The only downer was the orange bellied hillbillies from Obknoxville Tennersee won...bummer!

seabass comments on Walking in another man's moccasin.

Preach on Brother Elmo preach on!!!

seabass comments on college football kickoff

From the beginning to the end of the regular season, college football is a great sport ...then it gets stupid!

seabass comments on Wayuu country

I love Elmo's history lessons...they're way more interesting than anything I ever took in school!

seabass comments on El rugby femenino en Colombia

"has some guns for arms". "She" may have something dangling between her legs too!

seabass comments on El rugby femenino en Colombia

Really! No chica aguilas in that bunch!

seabass comments on

I know what ya mean, Miguel....just a matter of time!!!

seabass comments on

Uh oh....I sense another meltdown coming on!!!

seabass comments on interesting barrios in Barranquilla?

El barrio Nogales is good for walking around.

seabass comments on

Well, you could bring him then leave his ass in Colombia if he acts up. He could always get a job at Discoteca Mangos in Medellin.

seabass comments on How much money is enough to travel to Colombia (Medellin) for about a weekend or 4 days.

Damn tomtom those look like abs of steel. You could bounce quarters off those bellies! Or maybe something else!

seabass comments on

No te vayas por favor

seabass comments on Your frustrations and loves

Kinda different but I like it. Good work!

seabass comments on Barranquilla or fishing?

Takes a special kinda bait to land both species. A worm for one and a Ben Franklin for the other.

seabass comments on My first visit to a Clinica/Hospital in Barranquilla

Bebes agua con jugo de limon para las piedras..
Something about lemon juice seems to break them down. I had one bout with kidney stones years ago and I never want to go thru that again.
Felt like I had to take a leak and nothing would come out. I just laid in the bathroom curled up in a fetal position.
I've heard it's as close to experiencing childbirth that a man will ever know...if that's the case, then child bearing women have all my respect.

seabass comments on Safety precautions in Barranquilla

I'm surprised that hooker didn't sniff out the cash, Elmo. They're like a bloodhound when it comes to money.

seabass comments on What happen to my thread?

Too bad I missed that thread...I always love hearing about extreme bowel movements/stomach ailments in Colombia since I'm a veteran of them.

seabass comments on What happen to my thread?

Too bad I missed that thread...I always love hearing about extreme bowel movements/stomach ailments in Colombia since I'm a veteran of them.

seabass comments on A gringo pick up line

I prefer the Ben Franklin wave...beats the hell outta any piropo.

seabass comments on A brief encounter with known PARACOS

Elmode, you never told us who the white dude is. Is that some gringo modefoque ya'll captured in el Norte??

seabass comments on There's a rumble going down, and gentlemen, you are invited...

Instead of a rumble, how about a gang bang??

seabass comments on Future changes and stuff

get Reina from CBlog to help moderate...
UtokeCowpoke would really luv dat!!