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Robert Jorge comments on Military Bases Jobs?

You don't think there aren't already brothels near the existing bases. A couple dozen American soldiers are a drop in the bucket.

Robert Jorge comments on oh boy! condoms to help the climate situation...what next?

Sin Sildenafil, no hay paraiso.

Robert Jorge comments on Davalos twins of Medellin...amazing

That's a horrible thing to say about their parents Desi. jajajaja

Robert Jorge comments on Low Fares to Colombia

That was Value Jet oneforyourmillion. Happened in '96. They are now known as AirTran.

Robert Jorge comments on Senorita Colombia was chosen for special reason

Mitch, I just want to say thankyou.

Robert Jorge comments on Cheap Medellin Lodging for December???

Makopp5, you don't give people jobs do you? I thought you were a dildo salesman.

Robert Jorge comments on Fat People might want to avoid Peru

They probably got the idea from watching 'Fight Club'.

Robert Jorge comments on Colombians arround the world

Kendall / Hammocks area of Miami has a huge Colombian population.

Robert Jorge comments on Exit Colombia with a minor - important questions

Try to pay him off. But have the payment delivered by a thug or two. Have them imply it would be in his best interest health-wise to allow the child to leave. Fear trumps pride.

Robert Jorge comments on Question about usage of "Mi Corazón"

I thought Papi was my middle name.

Robert Jorge comments on PBH member names

Supposedly he has sold a couple - like 3 of them.

Robert Jorge comments on Offered my first job in Colombia today at a bi-lingual school in Barranquilla.

$120,000 usd a year - in Colombia? Jesus H Christ, that is living large.

Robert Jorge comments on Importing perishable food into colombia?

I have no expertise, but I am taking in a 10 pound bag of yams (sweet potatoes) for Huskie in 2 days. She said it is no problem.

Robert Jorge comments on PBH member names

I am not sure how to respond. Ok, here is an attempt: Medoblado created dozens, if not hundreds of different bogus sign-on names / handles. Now that PBH is closed to new membership, he is selling these sign-in names to profit off of the current situation. I have absolutely nothing to do with this - simply passing on the information to everybody.

Robert Jorge comments on Evolve or DIE.

If you believe the reverend really is a reverend, you are dumber than Yawn. And yes, Yawn is gone.

Robert Jorge comments on Airline pricing - am I missing something?!

Knock on wood, but I don't see a problem either. I have an American Airlines booking number, confirmation, etc. I also have used Cheapoair in the past without a problem. Now that you told me about people having problems, I'll call American later today.

Robert Jorge comments on Bogota vs Buenos Aires

Where do they sell tree mounted stands to hunt snake? Or do they use dogs to flush out snakes?

Robert Jorge comments on Bogota vs Buenos Aires

When is snake season? Where do you buy a license? What kind of weapon is used? Are there guided snake hunts? (yes, being a smart ass now)

Robert Jorge comments on Bogota vs Buenos Aires

La Huella, what do they hunt in los llanos? Not being a smart-ass, I just never heard of people hunting there.

Robert Jorge comments on Senorita Colombia was chosen for special reason

Maybe she was a chica Aguila?

Robert Jorge comments on Private Message

Blue eyes and money - I think OTM is kidding.

Robert Jorge comments on Beautiful Apartment for Sale in El Poblado, Medellin - Price lowered to 199,000,000 Pesos

If you are in the market, and want a real quality place in el pablado, you have to be stupid not to jump on this deal. I wish I had the money.

Robert Jorge comments on Question about usage of "Mi Corazón"

My sources say "te adoro" is way more serious or strong than "te amo". So I guess I am agreeing with La Huella on this one.

Robert Jorge comments on Airline pricing - am I missing something?!

I booked with CheapOair round trip tickets Orlando to Medellin, 2 week notice, for $300 on American.

Robert Jorge comments on When is the next Santa Marta Meetup?

Call me tonight if you want. Anyway, I just found out today I will be unemployed after the first week of January. Screw it, time to make a move.

Robert Jorge comments on When is the next Santa Marta Meetup?

Reverend, I will have to take a rain check. I'll be in Medallo from the 22nd through the 26th, so I'll miss you. I look forward to chatting about your ministry in the future though. It's looking like I may be in Medellin permanently by February.

Robert Jorge comments on When is the next Santa Marta Meetup?

Reverend, are you going to be in Medallo next week? After the 21st.

Robert Jorge comments on Way of the beaten track partying in Medellin: La Ponce salsa bar

Thanks ranaquajo - I'll be looking for the PM. If it doesn't work, signutn174 at cox dot net. And yes, that's where we are staying. Sorry Peter - I didn't notice the address before. Thanks.

Robert Jorge comments on income tax in colombia?

Go fuck myself? If I could do that, I would never leave the house. I run a small business. If I had one person leave for 18 months, I would have to replace them. But how could I afford to do that? It takes tens of thousands of dollars to train somebody. Then, I have to let them go in a year and a half. Plus, the first 2 to 4 months, they are not going to be much more than a drain on payroll because they are being trained, and can't be as efficient and productive as a veteran employee who I already invested in. So why don't you go fuck yourself. oh ya ;-) (that makes it friendly I suppose)

Robert Jorge comments on income tax in colombia?

Hagh, what is the birth rate in Sweden vs death rate? Instead of 60% tax, how about people waiting to not pop out kids until they can afford to take time off of work? $2500 a month for a year and a half? Good God. How can businesses even run there? I have my own store. I can't imagine my associate manager saying: "Well, my wife is having a kid and I need the next two years off. But I'll be back." I would tell him good luck, go fuck yourself, and don't use me as a reference in two years when you are still trying to find another job. The cost for a business to have people go on extended leave is EMMENSE. Nevermind the taxes paid to support the workers on leave. No disrespect intended .... I just don't get it. I am wired different I guess.

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It took me a while to get used to the cold showers in Villao. But it was always hot there so not too bad. I can't imagine what it would be like in say Tunga or Bogota. I actually had a bathtub in my second bathroom in Villao. But I never used it. It was one of those one piece, molded, glazed fiberglass units that intall as a shower / bath in one. I just used the shower in my bedroom which had the drain at 3cm higher than the rest of the shower floor - to assure proper ponding of shower water.

Robert Jorge comments on Way of the beaten track partying in Medellin: La Ponce salsa bar

Do you have more pics? I love bar / club fotos.

Robert Jorge comments on Way of the beaten track partying in Medellin: La Ponce salsa bar

Looks like my kind of joint. Give the address, I'll check it out next week. I am staying in centro.

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Trying it a second time, heh?

Robert Jorge comments on Juan Pablo Montoya fueling Hispanic attraction to NASCAR

That would be a very successful ad campaign if he hooked up with Pepsico and did an ad with Taco Bell. Of corse that opportunity is quickly fading. He needs a new agent.

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Besides sitting in a hot-tub for "therapy", I haven't taken a bath in over 25 years. I think it's gross.

Robert Jorge comments on Looking for an apartment rental Cartagena December 2009

If you find the post / information, the airport is not that far away from centro. 10 minutes by taxi. Way closer than say the Rio Negro airport to Medellin. That's 35 kms, give or take.

Robert Jorge comments on When is the next Santa Marta Meetup?

Ahhhhhhhh, that expains it. Sometimes I'm a little slow.

Robert Jorge comments on

Simon, ever heard of earthquakes, rock slides, flooding, volcanoes, etc? And yes Colombia has tornadoes. In the short time I lived in Villavicencio, there was one in that area, and I remember seeing on the news, that one hit a part of BQuilla. I was agreeing with you, and you still had to be a smart-ass.

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Ya, with all the other potential natural disasters that Colombia has to worry about, at least hurricanes are not a threat, generally.

Robert Jorge comments on Telephone problem..curious...

Calls get dropped in Colombia all the time. Hell, here in the Redneck Riviera, my cable Internet goes out several times a day. Sometimes I can't make or receive calls on my ATT Iphone. I wouldn't worry about it too much. Unless your gut tells you that you have something to worry about.

Robert Jorge comments on war within the next two years

If oil was a motivator, why wouldn't the US be taking Iraqi oil right now? And I said "taking", not buying. We won't even take oil from our own waters - why would we want Venezuela's terrible quality crude? It would be easier to whack Canada or Mexico and take their oil than Venezuela. The whole argument is so ridiculous, I feel almost embarrassed to be joking about it.

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I forgot, I do fill my tub up with water when a hurricane is coming.

Robert Jorge comments on where can i buy a pig in medellin

A Fern Says: "Bob...the OP is looking for a Colombian pig.......what is your Paisa X's number? I'm pretty sure you described her as one. Ha!" You don't know your own mother's phone number?

Robert Jorge comments on When is the next Santa Marta Meetup?

Darloup, why would anybody want to meet you anyway? What I mean is, for example: Would you want to sit at the same table as say a drug lord in Ciudad Juarez? Would you like to hike, side by side, with some FARC guys in south Meta? Well, maybe you would, but most people are smart enough not to put themselves near a target - ie: a marked man. I wouldn't want to be within 100 meters of you dude. I'm crazy, but I am not stupid.

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Because most people don't take baths but showers? Here in the US, I have a Jacuzzi tub. I have used it 5 times in 7 years. And all 5 times were not for the purpose of being washed. They are an absolute waste of water and energy. But are great for the resale value of a home.

Robert Jorge comments on Key Ingredient In New ‘Love Dessert’? Viagra

"Not for sale because Viagra is a presciption medication"? Ok, and I guess you can't buy Sidenifil over the counter at any Colombian pharmacy. By the way, that's Viagra in generic form. Viagra is also available, as easily as aspirin - just costs more.

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"if you think it is that funny you should post the actual thread here.............." Why Reverend? You already did. And it is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

Robert Jorge comments on

I lived in one (a "poor barrio") by probably your definition, and I don't consider myself stupid. I am not Einstein, but I am not stupid. So what's up with the title of your post? If you are talking about the link you pasted, what does that have to do with being stupid? Besides the people being referenced. Barrios ain't got nothing to do with it.

Robert Jorge comments on Aren't there lovely flowers in Colombia

This has become the most hilarious thread I have ever seen now that I know why the OP made the thread. You guys can do your own research if you want the truth.