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oldbongo comments on OK let's see

scared shitless.... the two palenquera quinceras are waiting.

oldbongo comments on OK let's see

how about a nice juicy palenquera quincera

oldbongo comments on you favourite "Refran"

como se dice? takes one to know one

oldbongo comments on PBH Cookbook Take Three

sorry...no foto if maple syrup and whiskey are not available, use aguardiente antioqueno go to you tube and look up "filleting 2 king salmon

oldbongo comments on PBH Cookbook Take Three

nice concession desi... since you asked.. dill is worshipped in pickles, but abhorred on salmon. try this: take a nice sockeye or red spring filet, and soak it overnite in a marinade of; olive oil, soy sauce garlic pepper maple syrup scotch whiskey wrap in foil and bake .........this is not your delicate poached pink mush with dill cream thank you...one stent only, please.

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take no notice of UC...he is a plagiarist. however, he does describe oldbongos' life perfectly. hola elmoso.

oldbongo comments on PBH Cookbook Take Three

okay.....since you asked... he is still alive,...but barely. he had a nice coronary occlusion, PCI and stent,.so now it's recommended to limit arepa de huevo to one annually. and refrain from stress, like fretting over that shameless, two-timing tart, KAT, who shot oldbongos' flying pig and ate him. .........fried him into chicharrones. oldbongo used to be oldgringo but renounced any association with americanismo due to visa stupidity. la comandante is still running the show after seven years of unwedded torture. we still live in bongcouver, retarded, in the institution, home of worlds best budnicks, which in his humble opinion, should not be wasted in green brownies, rather, great brownies require fresh dark afghan charas for rich dark flavour........ sorry, the formula for salsa cucaracha is only available to the priestly class of rastafarian thai sea gypsies. ....none of you qualify. colombian contribution.....aguardiente and cinnamon soaked turtle steak from providence island. .....................................stewed conch and fried breadfruit from san andres island .....................................rondon. .....................................dill pickles from winnipeg.

oldbongo comments on Meat marinade recipes

just popped in to say boo to Kat, the shameless one, and anyone else old enough to remember the good old days of yesteryear, when oldbongo used to do it thrice,daily. Then, in middle age, he did it tri-weekly, .....now in old age, ...he just tries, weakly.

oldbongo comments on Meat marinade recipes

can't resist: Kat,....there you go, ........holding out on the truth again......... the real secret recipe is a splash of aguardiete whisked with a cuchara of salsa cucaracha. perfect on everything from alligator to zebra

oldbongo comments on Restaurants in Cartagena

no problem..... club de pesca is a total waste of time and money, as are most of the advertised restaurantes. boca chica is not neccessary ask anyone there...... right on the beach in bocagrande, across from famous hotel caribe, is "kiosko bony", every locals' favorite place for lunch or dinner. also, right beside famous santa clara hotel, is "la cevicheria", very small, very good.

oldbongo comments on oldbongos' plan for change

the oldschlongo, gold, and diamonds. everything else is going into recession, depression, desperation, etc. very entertaining for a retarded oldbongo. nice to see colombian travel ads on cnn....".the only risk is wanting to stay" good luck.

oldbongo comments on Best world´s restaurant is in Spain t. and best restaurant in Colombia is in Bogotá

some things never change... ignorance is one of them. the best restaurant in the world is at oldbongos' house where the only original salsa cucaracha was developed. now, many hungry kids come for sweet&sour salmon, dill pickles, chicken soup, and rib-eye steak. with a view of la commandante that brings them back time and again ...and it's all free!!!!

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nu?..elmo.... summertime, and the livin' is easy, fish are jumpin' and the mota is high. estoy rico y tanto guapo so put that in your bongo, and cry.

oldbongo comments on Happily Married Colombian's to American's. If your out there please post!!!!!!!

kernow.. there is another old dicho: "a young man should not get married yet. "an old man should not get married at all." this oldbongo subscribes, and therefore, unmarried, is still humping and fishing in the great northwest with la commandante, una hija del barrio, mucho removed, and has not found reason to complain. jinks, lucky you, because here, la commandante has only corroncho brothers to import.

oldbongo comments on Betancourt not planning to return to Colombia soon

obviously, kat must hop over to france, and introduce herself to ingrid. this would be most helpful to her in this time of post traumatic shock. as opposed to the disgraceful interview she was forced to endure with larry king. .....shame on him.

oldbongo comments on Yidis Medina al desnudo, naked

sdatehe's perfect!!! elmo's fantasy come true!! why do you think he hasn't commented?? ....too busy tryin to set up a date.

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hohohohoohohoho some of us have been harshly tokin' alot longer than 40 anos and have heard it all before. as for change....don't bet on it.

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remember elmo,...... .. you're only as old as the woman you feel. take it from the old one who knows......

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sorry vic, just trying to teach kat a little about colombian penguins.

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he was in the frizzing arctic,.....mining diamonds....and killing polar bears. the penguins live in the ANTARCTIC, my dear...that's called geography, .........something unheard of in colombian schools. in the caja tesoro, there was only a few gold bars and some crappy precolombian gold statues. no esmeraldas, and no money,...so we had to feed the pirates to the sharks and you should have told first. katwomen!!...you just can't trust'em,..they'll break your ------everytime.

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that's because we sailed for aruba and had a wonderful adventure with dolphins and sirenas and some pirates that we had to torture for a few days to get them to reveal their tesoro spot. that was really fun, you should have been there. anyway, that's what you get for being a lazy communicator, ms.hobbit.

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kat, you two-timing hussy, now you've got oldbongo hurt and mad. how could you leave him alone when you were having such a fiesta? no more flying piggie drops for you.

oldbongo comments on CANADIAN PR VISA NOT SUFFICIENT TO FLY THROUGH U.S.

jinx.. long time ago, we alluded to the same problem, letcherous visa officer denies entry to usa...two years running, to pr visa la commandante. we are still pissed, the unfair situation is unjust, and not about to change. and remember, canadian passport still does not make her "free as a a bird" they could still deny her,....but they prolly won't. the transit visa is possible, but not really worth it. come to think of it again, neither is the visit to usa.

oldbongo comments on Public behavior.

senorito, it mite be time for a deep lungful of that fresh 120,000peso air. when la commandante made the mistake of making some aggressive noises, oldbongo reminded her of her rights and privileges as queen of the castle, and then, reminded her who was king. naturally, this may not be so easy for you if you are in her territory, and have been whipped for 2 years. agreed, colombia could never be a place to assimilate for this oldbongo, except winters in san andres, where all things colombian are scorned.

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GOD FORBID!!!!!!!!! no way jose... you and la commandante would put on that damm vallenatorture,and oldbongo would have to retire to the cabin on the lake, which, at 20 miles long, 'aint big enough for the two of us. better, look up those gardens, and maybe, possibly something could be done for you.

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elmoso. what hear about jardines del reina? think you mite be able to cast a lure there this year?

oldbongo comments on Hotels in Cartagena

stay at caribe.... location and pool area unmatched good food too.

oldbongo comments on boredom in the time of the cholera

hi kids!!!!!!! both of you angels should read khaled hosseni, ....... after that, you will feel lucky to have been born locolombian, with your puny problems. anyway, shakira sounds like a wounded loon.

oldbongo comments on Coca leaves sprinkled backstage in Las Vegas.

sure would like to know the documentation that permits the arhuacos to enter u.s. with coca leaves for ceremonial purpose. can they bring la mona mona too?

oldbongo comments on boredom in the time of the cholera

just goes to show what a farce is the movie business. shrek was enjoyed by and patronized to the tune of zillions by the same types of peons as leonard, who, at least has the good sense to caveat his support with the disclaimer in the first sentence. of course, he hadn't read the book,...duh.... "the women in the film are rapturously beautiful"...he says, are yu kidding?. the only pretty one was zuleta, and she got killed off quick for her quickie. exquisite production, impeccable craftmanship,....well, oldbongo happens to know some of the folks involved in this affair, and can tell you that it did indeed temporarily provide gainful employment to quite a few people, like location managers, and transportation managers, and businesses, like the one that built the paddle-boat, but, that is all gone, you have some images onscreen, but soon, they will be forgotten, and all that hype, hope, and 50 million$ spent on this, will either line the producers pockets, or be wasted. oldbongo says they should have spent 50 million on cleaning up the streets of th city instead of dumping tons of sand and dirt on it, and then gone into the tourist business, 'cause this film cannot do much for colombia, or cartagena, or Gabo, for that matter. still hope for the kite runner though.

oldbongo comments on Coca leaves sprinkled backstage in Las Vegas.

great post. oldbongo has visited and patronised san jacinto since 1972, and now his commandante is a san jacintera. too bad about the situation there

oldbongo comments on

drugless....you ARE 90!!!!!!! wikipedia "weeds" then, google"prince of pot" then, all should resolve. back to the bong.

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which part needs splainin, drugless? we could meet up in point roberts for a sezchuan.

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let me guess? the joyero broke the stone. it got lost. porky dropped it at your neighbors. daughter expropriated it.

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we have been very busy at Cotemar refurbishing the jak to british naval standards, so as to be ready for the fiesta this coming season, we wouldn't want any of our guests to be less than impressed. Unfortunately, we haven't yet received your required communication that generates your special gold-embossed appointment to the position of first mate. other than that, you should have the guest/victim list just about ready to publish.

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hola tramposa

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who watches "Weeds" on tv? it's pretty funny, living in columbia british, growing up with the culture, participating since the beginning, and watching our american neighbors. now, the DEA identifies the "prince of pot" as their top priority, and are attempting to have him extredited to do 20 years for selling seeds by mail-order. no messin around, drugless has articulated well. punta rojo and mona mona can compete for prestige only in colombia. even puny panama has tastier weed. now, it must be time to take another hit from the oldbongo. let's try the new texada timewarp, just in from the OK falls region. hack,hack,...........

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and then go to papaya for a fine dining experience. and carnegies for 2 foot high cheesecake. and 47th street to show them your diamond store. (oops!) now kat wants to come too. sorry

oldbongo comments on a ghost appears only today...

what?...you call this living? sitting in front of an idiot box, sufferring the torments of kat's dubious promises,..he'd rather return to the instituion. thanks anyway manty.

oldbongo comments on a ghost appears only today...

no one looks as young for their age as oldbongo. when la commandante puts on his diaper, and he crawls around grovelling, he looks positively infantile. no use if Morphus tries to emulate this strategy, he's not cute. elmo already tried, but didn't know how to make the right sounds. the enyucado is a costena thing. it will be served on board the jak.

oldbongo comments on a ghost appears only today...

kat,... Morphus IS a little boy,.... we all are. y quien es this mona chick? the old one thinks she mite be good for a laff on the jak fiesta next time, or, maybe, you are nervous about a "younger woman"........ anyway, after all these years, it's nice to know enyucado.

oldbongo comments on a ghost appears only today...

kat, you shameless hauntress, you must stop this immediately! this lurking in hidden corners, and upsetting innocent souls. just tonite, oldbongo witnessed your apparition riding on a broom, tormenting little boys,.....taxing their candy. fortunately, not this one.

oldbongo comments on She's definitely coming to Canada now...?

oldbongo is with vic.
shame on you.
do it the right way, like the rest of us.

oldbongo comments on kat1

old guy feels lucky

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that could be... humping and fishing,....

if you were a little older still.

remember pancho...."hey cisco,....wait for me!!!"

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women only do that... if they don't talk enough.

oldbongo comments on who knows about pre-columbian gold??

funny... oldbongo heard that this lake was full of golden trout.
wonderful to catch and look at, but bad to eat.

oldbongo comments on who knows about pre-columbian gold??

whadda you mean?... used to.

oldbongo comments on who knows about pre-columbian gold??

well, most of it was made with tumbaga...it is much cheaper..
tumbaga is an alloy of copper and gold,about 70/30.
the surface was treated by depletion gilding to give surface prominence to the gold content.
the problem with this material is that over a long period of time, the copper oxidizes and leaves the object with corrosion problems.

the problem with selling replicas is not that the sellers atttempt to command a high price, it's that they are worthless fakes, and only serve to confuse and discredit genuine object collectors.

of the objects in the gold museum, the oldest are peruvian, and the best is colombian.
the ancient world of the middle east and egypt had mastered goldsmithing long before the first americans gave it a try around 1000 b.c.

it's the real stuff that actually does have value

oldbongo comments on How do you feel about her age

angel,.... the day that la commandante can extrapolate any meaning from that
lovely little ditty, will be the day that oldbongo might begin to get a little bit worried.
until then, the plan remains to leave the option open for us to trade each other in on two much younger models when she reaches the ripe old age of thirty. that way nobody has to worry about being left alone, and everybody keeps it up.