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oldbongo comments on

sorry vic, just trying to teach kat a little about colombian penguins.

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he was in the frizzing arctic,.....mining diamonds....and killing polar bears. the penguins live in the ANTARCTIC, my dear...that's called geography, .........something unheard of in colombian schools. in the caja tesoro, there was only a few gold bars and some crappy precolombian gold statues. no esmeraldas, and no money,...so we had to feed the pirates to the sharks and you should have told first. katwomen!!...you just can't trust'em,..they'll break your ------everytime.

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that's because we sailed for aruba and had a wonderful adventure with dolphins and sirenas and some pirates that we had to torture for a few days to get them to reveal their tesoro spot. that was really fun, you should have been there. anyway, that's what you get for being a lazy communicator, ms.hobbit.

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kat, you two-timing hussy, now you've got oldbongo hurt and mad. how could you leave him alone when you were having such a fiesta? no more flying piggie drops for you.

oldbongo comments on CANADIAN PR VISA NOT SUFFICIENT TO FLY THROUGH U.S.

jinx.. long time ago, we alluded to the same problem, letcherous visa officer denies entry to usa...two years running, to pr visa la commandante. we are still pissed, the unfair situation is unjust, and not about to change. and remember, canadian passport still does not make her "free as a a bird" they could still deny her,....but they prolly won't. the transit visa is possible, but not really worth it. come to think of it again, neither is the visit to usa.

oldbongo comments on Public behavior.

senorito, it mite be time for a deep lungful of that fresh 120,000peso air. when la commandante made the mistake of making some aggressive noises, oldbongo reminded her of her rights and privileges as queen of the castle, and then, reminded her who was king. naturally, this may not be so easy for you if you are in her territory, and have been whipped for 2 years. agreed, colombia could never be a place to assimilate for this oldbongo, except winters in san andres, where all things colombian are scorned.

oldbongo comments on I aint a sex tourist no more

GOD FORBID!!!!!!!!! no way jose... you and la commandante would put on that damm vallenatorture,and oldbongo would have to retire to the cabin on the lake, which, at 20 miles long, 'aint big enough for the two of us. better, look up those gardens, and maybe, possibly something could be done for you.

oldbongo comments on I aint a sex tourist no more

elmoso. what hear about jardines del reina? think you mite be able to cast a lure there this year?

oldbongo comments on Hotels in Cartagena

stay at caribe.... location and pool area unmatched good food too.

oldbongo comments on boredom in the time of the cholera

hi kids!!!!!!! both of you angels should read khaled hosseni, ....... after that, you will feel lucky to have been born locolombian, with your puny problems. anyway, shakira sounds like a wounded loon.

oldbongo comments on Coca leaves sprinkled backstage in Las Vegas.

sure would like to know the documentation that permits the arhuacos to enter u.s. with coca leaves for ceremonial purpose. can they bring la mona mona too?

oldbongo comments on boredom in the time of the cholera

just goes to show what a farce is the movie business. shrek was enjoyed by and patronized to the tune of zillions by the same types of peons as leonard, who, at least has the good sense to caveat his support with the disclaimer in the first sentence. of course, he hadn't read the book,...duh.... "the women in the film are rapturously beautiful"...he says, are yu kidding?. the only pretty one was zuleta, and she got killed off quick for her quickie. exquisite production, impeccable craftmanship,....well, oldbongo happens to know some of the folks involved in this affair, and can tell you that it did indeed temporarily provide gainful employment to quite a few people, like location managers, and transportation managers, and businesses, like the one that built the paddle-boat, but, that is all gone, you have some images onscreen, but soon, they will be forgotten, and all that hype, hope, and 50 million$ spent on this, will either line the producers pockets, or be wasted. oldbongo says they should have spent 50 million on cleaning up the streets of th city instead of dumping tons of sand and dirt on it, and then gone into the tourist business, 'cause this film cannot do much for colombia, or cartagena, or Gabo, for that matter. still hope for the kite runner though.

oldbongo comments on Coca leaves sprinkled backstage in Las Vegas.

great post. oldbongo has visited and patronised san jacinto since 1972, and now his commandante is a san jacintera. too bad about the situation there

oldbongo comments on Hey Lowell, about great weed... LOL

drugless....you ARE 90!!!!!!! wikipedia "weeds" then, google"prince of pot" then, all should resolve. back to the bong.

oldbongo comments on Hey Lowell, about great weed... LOL

which part needs splainin, drugless? we could meet up in point roberts for a sezchuan.

oldbongo comments on Colombian in-laws in NYC

let me guess? the joyero broke the stone. it got lost. porky dropped it at your neighbors. daughter expropriated it.

oldbongo comments on Colombian in-laws in NYC

we have been very busy at Cotemar refurbishing the jak to british naval standards, so as to be ready for the fiesta this coming season, we wouldn't want any of our guests to be less than impressed. Unfortunately, we haven't yet received your required communication that generates your special gold-embossed appointment to the position of first mate. other than that, you should have the guest/victim list just about ready to publish.

oldbongo comments on Colombian in-laws in NYC

hola tramposa

oldbongo comments on Hey Lowell, about great weed... LOL

who watches "Weeds" on tv? it's pretty funny, living in columbia british, growing up with the culture, participating since the beginning, and watching our american neighbors. now, the DEA identifies the "prince of pot" as their top priority, and are attempting to have him extredited to do 20 years for selling seeds by mail-order. no messin around, drugless has articulated well. punta rojo and mona mona can compete for prestige only in colombia. even puny panama has tastier weed. now, it must be time to take another hit from the oldbongo. let's try the new texada timewarp, just in from the OK falls region. hack,hack,...........

oldbongo comments on Colombian in-laws in NYC

and then go to papaya for a fine dining experience. and carnegies for 2 foot high cheesecake. and 47th street to show them your diamond store. (oops!) now kat wants to come too. sorry

oldbongo comments on a ghost appears only today...

what?...you call this living? sitting in front of an idiot box, sufferring the torments of kat's dubious promises,..he'd rather return to the instituion. thanks anyway manty.

oldbongo comments on a ghost appears only today...

no one looks as young for their age as oldbongo. when la commandante puts on his diaper, and he crawls around grovelling, he looks positively infantile. no use if Morphus tries to emulate this strategy, he's not cute. elmo already tried, but didn't know how to make the right sounds. the enyucado is a costena thing. it will be served on board the jak.

oldbongo comments on a ghost appears only today...

kat,... Morphus IS a little boy,.... we all are. y quien es this mona chick? the old one thinks she mite be good for a laff on the jak fiesta next time, or, maybe, you are nervous about a "younger woman"........ anyway, after all these years, it's nice to know enyucado.

oldbongo comments on a ghost appears only today...

kat, you shameless hauntress, you must stop this immediately! this lurking in hidden corners, and upsetting innocent souls. just tonite, oldbongo witnessed your apparition riding on a broom, tormenting little boys,.....taxing their candy. fortunately, not this one.

oldbongo comments on She's definitely coming to Canada now...?

oldbongo is with vic.
shame on you.
do it the right way, like the rest of us.

oldbongo comments on kat1

old guy feels lucky

oldbongo comments on Old in Barranquilla

that could be... humping and fishing,....

if you were a little older still.

remember pancho...."hey cisco,....wait for me!!!"

oldbongo comments on My second day in Curramba

women only do that... if they don't talk enough.

oldbongo comments on who knows about pre-columbian gold??

funny... oldbongo heard that this lake was full of golden trout.
wonderful to catch and look at, but bad to eat.

oldbongo comments on who knows about pre-columbian gold??

whadda you mean?... used to.

oldbongo comments on who knows about pre-columbian gold??

well, most of it was made with tumbaga...it is much cheaper..
tumbaga is an alloy of copper and gold,about 70/30.
the surface was treated by depletion gilding to give surface prominence to the gold content.
the problem with this material is that over a long period of time, the copper oxidizes and leaves the object with corrosion problems.

the problem with selling replicas is not that the sellers atttempt to command a high price, it's that they are worthless fakes, and only serve to confuse and discredit genuine object collectors.

of the objects in the gold museum, the oldest are peruvian, and the best is colombian.
the ancient world of the middle east and egypt had mastered goldsmithing long before the first americans gave it a try around 1000 b.c.

it's the real stuff that actually does have value

oldbongo comments on How do you feel about her age

angel,.... the day that la commandante can extrapolate any meaning from that
lovely little ditty, will be the day that oldbongo might begin to get a little bit worried.
until then, the plan remains to leave the option open for us to trade each other in on two much younger models when she reaches the ripe old age of thirty. that way nobody has to worry about being left alone, and everybody keeps it up.

oldbongo comments on Garcia Marquez home to Colombia

with you sanch.. he's an ingrate too.
imagine, snubbing don victor nieto, his senior by ten years, when victor honoured gabo at his most recent film festival in catagena.

oldbongo comments on How do you feel about her age

kalder will likely agree.. a young man should not get married yet..
an old man, not at all.

marriage is an institution that one must be committed to,
.......sounds like a nut-house.

and if anyone cares, la commandante was born in the pueblo,
raised in the barrio, and studied on her own. after working for three
years in a very high profile position for the best tourist hotel in the country, and after being hit on by thousands of colombians and extrajaneros of all types, all it took was a little rasta magic, and oldbongo was in the arms of an angel, although it took a year.

now, with an adult around, oldbongo is able to continue wandering around, head in the clouds of timewarp, dreaming of what he will be when he grows up, and know that somebody loves him and is taking care of his wardrobe.

as to oldbongos' daughter, obviously, he would be more thean pleased if she introduced her new boyfriend and he was a greybearded angel.
her last boyfriend was a contemporary crybaby.

oldbongo comments on How do you feel about her age

geez.. that formula was indexed long ago....
however, the old one does draw a limit morph.

oldbongo comments on How do you feel about her age

never say never... and its 31 years to be exact.

we both like kokorico
we both like convertibles
we both like juanes
we both like fun
we both like growing bigger
we both like foolin' around
and so on and so on.....

oldbongo comments on How do you feel about her age

ho-hum.... same ol' tune...
gringoloid knows.
la commandante has an abuela that is now in her 70's,
she looks up to her, with great respect, as she raised a fine family.
of course she started young, at 15, when she married abuelo,
who was 65 at the time. they only had thirty years together in the pueblo, but it must have been good enough to set a fine example.
oldbongo was visiting innocently, with his adult daughter, when
fate presented him with the grand prize. somebody musta told her, and many others, "better an old mans' darlin', than a young mans' slave."
she is a queen,....he is the king.
and in a few years, when she hits 30,...time to trade for 2 quinceras.

oldbongo comments on Let's have a PBH beauty contest!!

hey... that guy looks just like oldbongo used to.
now he is much plumper and the gold is diamonds.

oldbongo comments on Project falls through in the Colombian congress to prohibit and outlaw the use of illegal drugs in public places

rubi... just to let you know, oldbongo is sharing his bob marley with all you colombiano/gringo people...oh yeah...and he has been doin it since long before bob came along, but thanks and praise to him.
the congress did get this one right, but we will have to wait and see how it plays out. this is a strange world.

oldbongo comments on Let's have a PBH beauty contest!!

and now.. he is busier than a cat covering up shit,...
so, have a nice day all, ...and kat...mandame!!

oldbongo comments on Let's have a PBH beauty contest!!

actually... oldbongo gets as nervous as a whore in church when he communicates with kat, and that's what keeps us so confundito.

oldbongo comments on Let's have a PBH beauty contest!!

that's first penned. sorry.

oldbongo comments on Let's have a PBH beauty contest!!

actually desiderata....was fist penned by max ehrmann in 1927.

it's worth another read.

oldbongo comments on Let's have a PBH beauty contest!!

actually...
to be sure, oldbongo is no plagiarist, like some others around here, and credits dan ackroyd for calling jane curtain a "shameless slut"
in 1976. however he makes no such remark to kat,...only the much milder.......lyin', cheatin', teasin' shameless tart.
..just the kind to make you lose sleep.

oldbongo comments on Let's have a PBH beauty contest!!

kat.. you shamelass tart!!
hiding your sordid past from oldbongo all this time.
no wonder you never did send that finger foto.
tramposa!!!!!!!!!!

oldbongo comments on Travelling with very young children (2 yrs & 2 months) to Providencia

you will find none... your best plan is to book your own tickets, arrive, and stay where you like. it is cheaper and more flexible.

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imagine tarzan.... you take someone outta the jungle, and into the city,...
again, you is in for one long ride, dude.

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you betcha.... you is in for one long ride, dude.

oldbongo comments on Future changes and stuff

yay!!!!!!! good work, man.
and gracias.

oldbongo comments on Recommend good Immigration lawyer in Toronto?

and for the record... oldbongo confirms all jinks has reported, and more.
his sense of hostility, and vics', stems from the feelings of despair and humiliation that almost everyone goes through in the process.
of the three available options, oldbongo chose "conjugal partner"
as it has been the most entertaining to discuss with the authorities.
if the poster is still here, ask oldbongo your question.