morphus

vincenzo says on Aug 13, 2007, 15:05:

In response to your comment about visiting Medellin and spend the weekend in the hotel room watching cnn its very real. And this is why I like to travel to places where I have contacts. Whats the best way to go about meeting the right people with the right contacts for the best clubs in Medellin.
Thanks Vincenzo

morphus says on Aug 14, 2007, 14:56:

Clubs? Clubs are bullshit. Its better to go with a date or with a group of people. Usually the music is too loud for much conversation. If you are looking to meet women, they will probably be there with their boyfriends. There are American style clubs in Poblado. Its easier to mingle with people than in the typical Colombian clubs. Colombians usually sit at a table with a bunch of people and get a bottle of rum. Threre will be loud music and a dance floor. Other areas are La 70 and Envigado. The music is very loud. Theres also plenty of stripclubs in Centro. A lot of guys go in just to have a beer and chat with the girls.
You should start going on the internet like most people do before they go down. A lot of guys usually have a Colombiana waiting for them at the airport. Try Yahoo Messenger. You can find Paisas online at any time. I had so many phone numbers I did'nt know what to do with. There just was'nt enough time to meet all these people.

houstongal says on Aug 14, 2007, 17:44:

Hey Morphus! Thanks for posting a clear photo of yourself! The women of PBH are appreciative for showing us who you are. Three cheers for you!

Cerealkiller says on Aug 14, 2007, 23:24:

lol morphus...not really :) its just the first country on the list.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

morphus says on Aug 16, 2007, 15:51:

Houstongal, the other photo was clear until I uploaded it on here.

junkyak says on Aug 24, 2007, 17:42:

Hey nice pics of the car show. Im lookin to head down to medellin in a couple of months, cant wait!

morphus says on Aug 26, 2007, 08:28:

Have fun yo!

junkyak says on Aug 30, 2007, 21:12:

Hey I downloaded Yahoo Messenger but theres no South America in the chat rooms, all it has is UK and some Asian countries. How did you hook up with paisas before going? Any other ideas?

morphus says on Sep 5, 2007, 15:20:

You don't go to the chat rooms. You go to the "member directory" and pull up all chicas from Medellin that are online at the same time you are. The first time I went to Medellin I had about 50 phone numbers from internet chicas. The first night in town I was driving in a taxi. The taxi driver stopped to ask for directions from a group of people. I saw a hot chica and called her over to the taxi. I typed her phone number into my cell phone and we went out the next night. Its easy to meet girls in Medellin but be advised that the normal girls are'nt always going to give you any play the first night. You might end gacking off in the hotel or going out to look for prepaid ho's. Most Colombianas that go for tourists are looking for a serious rewarding relationship. Foreigners are expected to marry Colombianas very quick. He plays the role of "night in shining armor". A role that is difficult to play in his own country unless he is a millionaire.

Lauthra says on Sep 6, 2007, 21:26:

That's true, they can survive in the street easily with their hunting skills. Maybe I'm just seeing it from my human point of view. I'm all confufled now, dunno what to answer :P

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Sep 9, 2007, 10:08:

Dogs need more help than cats.

Lauthra says on Sep 9, 2007, 11:31:

:)

Nato (='.'=)

Lauthra says on Sep 9, 2007, 11:32:

That is true, but in the circumstances we live in, it'd be pretty hard to rescue dogs. Actually after you posted that comment on my profile I realised that by 'rescuing' cats, we're making them more like dogs, o sea, domesticated, and it's the fact that cats still have lots of their instincts that they can survive in the street, wild, without needing to be rescued. :)

But still... CATS!

Nato (='.'=)

njtea5 says on Sep 9, 2007, 11:34:

That was a great video with Deniro...

morphus says on Sep 9, 2007, 12:10:

Yeah!

NataliaV says on Sep 25, 2007, 14:25:

lol, no, it stands for a last name. funny though...

la campiña says on Sep 27, 2007, 18:04:

joking yea , I really hope so

morphus says on Sep 28, 2007, 14:52:

Why am i named Morphus? Truthfuly, I used to always get banned off of here. The name was suppose to be temporary. Now, I am stuck with it. If i get banned again i'll come back as CherryPoppinDaddy.

morphus says on Sep 28, 2007, 14:57:

:)

webmanco says on Oct 8, 2007, 09:56:

If you got proof bring it on. Don´t be spreading rumors. by the way what i told you it is true.

But, I'm going to start making some assumptions here.... Which means I might actually end up making an ass out of myself ..........Thu 04 17, 2008 11:34 am

morphus says on Oct 9, 2007, 07:58:

I heard it through the PBH grapevine...LOL. Where is your proof that I am a womanizer and deserve to die? Thats what you are hoping for.

Why do you think I am going to get killed working out with weights in Medellin? I did'nt do anything to anybody. I'm not afraid of dying anyway.

LA_MONA says on Oct 10, 2007, 08:40:

Nice pic! You look different in it.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

paisa29 says on Oct 10, 2007, 10:32:

que lindo marrano!

Colombiche (Moderator) says on Oct 10, 2007, 10:52:

Linda foto y quien es el muchacho? :)

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

houstongal says on Oct 10, 2007, 15:29:

A much better photo Morphus! Now kindly explain the pig.

LA_MONA says on Oct 10, 2007, 15:43:

Girls he he's got a nice smile, very important cierto? Shame about his mujeriego streak ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

morphus says on Oct 10, 2007, 16:58:

Mujeriego? Si, muy aficionado a las mujeras.Porque no?

The pig? I thought I would take a picture with him before they hit him over the head with a hammer.

LA_MONA says on Oct 11, 2007, 07:50:

I tough it was a strategic stab to the heart? Hammer over the head? I wouldn't be able to eat it after that.

Sobre las mujeres..pues cada loco con su tema ;-) But I do object to a comment you made today that women over 25 are "old" what's that all about?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

morphus says on Oct 11, 2007, 08:20:

I did'nt say they were old. Its just a guidline while in Colombia. I don't follow it 100%. Right now i'm dating a 27 year old Peruvian girl here in New York. Before that, I was dating a 33 year old Puerto Rican lady with 3 children. I'm not as picky here in New York as i am in Colombia.

morphus says on Oct 11, 2007, 08:50:

Don't worry, i'll be dead soon. According to Webmanco, i'm going to get killed during my next workout at Estadio :)

LA_MONA says on Oct 11, 2007, 11:55:

Hmm not bad ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

houstongal says on Oct 11, 2007, 12:06:

Geez...and he's in regular slacks? Not workout clothes? Nope, not bad at all!

LA_MONA says on Oct 11, 2007, 12:16:

HG no wonder CK has had him on her messenger list for years ;-)

"El Chico Aguila"

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

morphus says on Oct 13, 2007, 11:30:

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morphus says on Oct 13, 2007, 12:39:

No big deal...theres other girls. I was only joking with you anyway. I got turned off when you told me you were a lesbian.

morphus says on Oct 13, 2007, 13:44:

Why? You said you have a girlfriend. Plus, you want to make love with Lauthra :)~

morphus says on Oct 13, 2007, 14:21:

Oh ok, but you still have a girlfriend. I'm guessing its a sexual relationship.

morphus says on Oct 13, 2007, 15:09:

So what do you and your girlfriend do together? Kiss on the lips? Cuddle?

gringoloid says on Oct 13, 2007, 19:54:

Nati....it sounded like you were a troll when you came on here; You said that was a very old picture, etc. We don't know who is for real, and who isn't and you can't help wondering who a commentator really is.

morphus says on Oct 15, 2007, 09:06:

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kat1 says on Oct 15, 2007, 09:58:

I still prefer the piggy.

Colombiche (Moderator) says on Oct 15, 2007, 20:07:

Naty is a troll and so is maria. they are the same person who is not a woman, and definitely not posting out of colombia.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

morphus says on Oct 16, 2007, 04:05:

I hope at least Lauthra is real...LOL

morphus says on Oct 17, 2007, 07:33:

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morphus says on Oct 17, 2007, 07:38:

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morphus says on Oct 17, 2007, 07:45:

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morphus says on Oct 17, 2007, 07:47:

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morphus says on Oct 17, 2007, 08:12:

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morphus says on Oct 19, 2007, 05:55:

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morphus says on Oct 19, 2007, 05:58:

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morphus says on Oct 19, 2007, 06:03:

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gringolondinense says on Oct 22, 2007, 06:09:

are those 2 girls prepagos? or just normal hos?

morphus says on Oct 22, 2007, 07:41:

I don't know. They stopped me in a store and asked if they could take my picture. They took my picture and i took a picture of them. I never saw them again. They are not my type.

scarby558 says on Oct 25, 2007, 15:30:

funny funny, gringolondinense

morphus says on Oct 26, 2007, 08:21:

Whats funny? Prepagos? You live in Maryland? Those girls down there in Ocean City are mad easy. Maybe easier than a prepago since you don;t have to pay :)

morphus says on Oct 30, 2007, 06:01:

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dwmte7 says on Oct 30, 2007, 06:46:

by the time i scrolled through all this, i forgot what it was i was gonna say......
dw

dwmte

morphus says on Oct 30, 2007, 08:51:

Oh well, tell me about the time you were kidnapped by guerillas in Colombia.

kat1 says on Oct 31, 2007, 10:20:

jajajja dwmte, yes it is a very distracting profile

Morphus was that you when you were in your twenties? :)))

Lauthra says on Oct 31, 2007, 10:33:

Hey, I just realised you called me sweet, but not sexy! Bwaaaa I can be sexy, Ill show you sexy!!! *Goes looking for a sexy photo*
Ok you're right :S

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Nov 1, 2007, 05:28:

Yes Lauthra, show me sexy :)

LA_MONA says on Nov 2, 2007, 03:06:

Kat my eyes are just drawn to the hairy forearms jiji

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

kat1 says on Nov 2, 2007, 03:38:

hehe Mona, hairy arms, hairy...... unless of course he also get up at 3:17 in the morning

kat1 says on Nov 2, 2007, 03:39:

oh Morphus lets see the fat one :))))

LA_MONA says on Nov 2, 2007, 03:45:

I think that was an Elmo moment only, well hope so anyway..

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

morphus says on Nov 2, 2007, 05:06:

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Lauthra says on Nov 3, 2007, 15:55:

You were 26, so that was how many years ago?
You were still strong but mostly fat :P

Nato (='.'=)

Lauthra says on Nov 3, 2007, 15:58:

Oh and BTW, I is real! :D

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Nov 4, 2007, 06:00:

26 about 10 years ago. I'll be 36 in a couple of weeks :)

I was 30 in the other pic. I was lifting heavy weights at the gym and eating a lot. I bench pressed 400 pounds. After that I slimmed down. It only takes me 3 or 4 weeks to lose weight.

Lauthra says on Nov 6, 2007, 10:35:

Good to hear you are not that buff anymore, I don't see the appeal to be honest. 3 to 4 weeks? I can lose and put weight on in 2 days, I dunno if I have a very fast metabolism or a stupidly slow one...

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Nov 7, 2007, 06:44:

How much weight do you lose in 2 days? In 3 or 4 weeks I can lose 40-50LBS.

Lauthra says on Nov 7, 2007, 09:36:

Oh well, yeah, I've never lost that much weight, I'd be anorexic if I did! I was talking about one kilo :P

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Nov 9, 2007, 11:44:

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Lauthra says on Nov 9, 2007, 14:47:

Awww cute dow, you do look big! Well, I'd be dead if I lost 60 pounds, its more than half my weight! Still doesnt sounds too healthy to be loosing all that way that quick, but what do I know, I'm not a doctor.

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Nov 10, 2007, 21:58:

You like my doggie? I had to put him to sleep in 2003. That was the hardest thing I had to do in my life. He lived 18 years though.

Lauthra says on Nov 11, 2007, 12:52:

Awwww, he did live a long doggy life :) I can't even begin to imagine how it will be when my cats go.

Nato (='.'=)

nueva york bombero says on Nov 11, 2007, 18:03:

Yo sorry, I'm still learning how to navigate this thing! I work 24 on 72 off.
It's the best schedule on earth!

kat1 says on Nov 12, 2007, 05:59:

actually Morphus I like you more when you were that big, you looked good ;)

morphus says on Nov 12, 2007, 06:13:

Gee thanks, so you only like me a little now or not at all :)

kat1 says on Nov 12, 2007, 07:51:

I 've never dislike you :) what make you think of that? i know sometimes you can be a silly bugger hehehe but that's all

Lauthra says on Nov 18, 2007, 12:54:

Gracias :D Deben haber muchas bonitas que no han puesto foto ;)

Nato (='.'=)

Lauthra says on Nov 21, 2007, 11:33:

You changed the doggy pic, sneaky!

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Nov 23, 2007, 09:41:

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lady19 says on Dec 2, 2007, 21:32:

Jjajajaaj a man busy jjeje that is very good for you, for your information there are places here in bogota very well know, I hope some day the goodbye and good luck with your girls ejjee

the life is very beautiful….disfrutala.

morphus says on Dec 3, 2007, 05:58:

I been to Bogota. I met mad ho's

Lauthra says on Dec 3, 2007, 10:15:

I didn't know we'd met Morphus. OH auto-burn! (Things have been going slow today :P)

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Dec 3, 2007, 10:28:

Lauthra, give me your address and i'll show up at your door with flowers.

Lauthra says on Dec 3, 2007, 10:37:

Hehehe, my boyfriend wouldn't be so please with that :P My cats would love the flowers though...

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Dec 3, 2007, 10:47:

Who's your boyfriend? I'll beat him up.

Lauthra says on Dec 3, 2007, 11:16:

He's not on poorbuthappy, and I won't tell cos he's all weedy and you could sure kick his arse :P

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Dec 3, 2007, 11:21:

I'm just joking. I never fight over girls :)

Plato says on Dec 3, 2007, 18:28:

Dude, you look pretty scary in that pose.

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

morphus says on Dec 4, 2007, 04:16:

Really? I'll change the pic when I get a chance.

Lauthra says on Dec 4, 2007, 07:35:

Bah to not fighting over girls, good thing though cos if you did, you would win hands down.

You dont look scary as such, just intimidating and extremely buff.

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Dec 4, 2007, 07:44:

:)

Lauthra says on Dec 4, 2007, 09:50:

You kidding? You have possessed by demon eyes! And the pointing thing... maybe I'm just a scaredy cat, but this one is scarier.

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Dec 4, 2007, 10:36:

Oh well, I guess i'll have to take more pictures.

morphus says on Dec 5, 2007, 04:06:

Si como vos...ja ja! Estuve jugando con mi camera nueva. Es alta definicion pero se necesita mas luz cuando estoy tomando las fotos.

Lauthra says on Dec 5, 2007, 06:24:

Pues para eso se hizo el flash :P De verdad esas fotos las tomaste con cámara de alta resolución (30megapx?)? I wouldn't have guessed it by the way they turned our.

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Dec 5, 2007, 06:42:

No, only the video is high definition. The camera is only 8 megapixels. It works better as a video camera.

goin_south says on Dec 6, 2007, 23:59:

"El es medio mongolico"... jijjjij
Hey Michelen Man... do you even know yourself what you're saying... ?
or, do you jus repeat what ever sr esl tells ya?

NO MAS........ MARINERO YERRI'S... ;-(

morphus says on Dec 7, 2007, 09:36:

More gibberish...beat it kid!

gringoloid says on Dec 7, 2007, 10:27:

Morph, that picture above of you with the white shirt looks like you really are practicing for some kind of preaching position over the natives. Positively demonic.

kat1 says on Dec 7, 2007, 14:52:

morphus you do remind me in your avatar the guy form small soldier


the one in the back is elmo :)))

Man Tequila says on Dec 7, 2007, 15:18:

Either that... or something from a zombie movie. ;)

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

morphus says on Dec 10, 2007, 06:16:

Screw you all!

kat1 says on Dec 10, 2007, 08:04:

but it's true the resemble is remarkable and don't tell me the guy in the back is not elmo huh!

kat1 says on Dec 10, 2007, 08:07:

maybe it's not a very flatering picture, we all go many of like that :)))))

I bet you got better pictures of you

morphus says on Dec 10, 2007, 08:23:

The Small Soldier pic is'nt showing up

kat1 says on Dec 10, 2007, 14:08:

check your computer, because I can see it as clear as daylight :)

bruce floyid says on Dec 18, 2007, 14:21:

i would like to know why you like to attack people from cartagena with you stupid comments.

morphus says on Dec 19, 2007, 08:48:

I speak of Cartagena through the eyes of a tourist. Most of the people I know in Cartagena are whores, pimps and beggars.

dwmte7 says on Jan 2, 17:06:

hello, bfrother...thanks for adding me as a friend. well, i'll be off line for a bit as some prick broke into our house last night and stole my computer*&*&^%%$ at $###$^% GOD must have liked pricks/thieves/assholes, as he sure made a fuckin bunch of them. i won't be getting a new one any time soon as our bloody money situation right now sucks. just tell our buddies i'll check in with them as time allows. i'll walk up the hill and use the computers at the college a few blocks away. but even with that, i don't need to tell you, it's anything but convient.

all the best of the new year and the same to all our friends, douglas

dwmte

morphus says on Jan 3, 09:11:

Sorry to hear the bad news. Walking up the hill will be good exercise though :)

Plato says on Jan 12, 20:05:

Hey Morphus, what are you saying in your pic? "I'll be back???"

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

morphus says on Jan 13, 10:56:

Back in Black :)

Lauthra says on Jan 24, 10:31:

Yeah, you definitely look better on that picture, at least less threatening.

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Jan 28, 16:25:

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morphus says on Jan 28, 16:26:

Lauthra, lets see a pic of your English boyfriend!

Lauthra says on Jan 28, 19:31:

No way! He'd tell me off! Besides he's fat, bald, ugly and in his late 60's...

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Feb 6, 11:18:

I'm going to miss GIB/DG. What a loss!

"Early on in my time here I was in a bar/restaurant with a gringa I met here. These three college age kids where setting at a table with this girl. They were making comments about the gringa and then threatened her life.

I went over to the table and asked if that went for me as well. They said nothing.

Then telling them to shut their p*ssy mouths I went back to my beer. They then jump on the phone and a litle while later their tio or whoever shows up. He looks at me and I look at him and he giggles with the kids and then leaves.

The truth is I would have kicked all their asses in a heart beat. I knew it and they knew it. The only think that kept them from running their mouth at length is the fact that I would have stuck my boot in it.

Here on the internet and PBH I experience the same kind of punks. They are all safe and happy hiding behind Tio Peter or whoever and launch their attacks. Well that doesn't work in the real world boys. I know it and you know it.

The poorer/middle class boys men here don't run their mouth like that as they know they will get it stomped or worse. So PBH is going to be a haven for these types? That is pathetic."

Lauthra says on Feb 6, 15:44:

My comment was a joke btw, just in case.

Nato (='.'=)

Plato says on Feb 6, 18:50:

Hey Morphus! Is Dawg gone too?

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

Plato says on Feb 6, 18:52:

Dude, don't worry about it. There's a few punk-ass people on this site. That wouldn't fly in our neck of the woods. You're right about people punking out in person. Keyboard warriors . . . .Jajajajaja!

Plato

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those [liberals] who, in time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality.--Dante Alighieri, (1265-1321)

gringoloid says on Feb 6, 19:03:

Morph...good tribute to GIB!

morphus says on Feb 7, 09:52:

Lauthra, too late! Now we know that you are a golddigger :)

Lauthra says on Feb 7, 11:55:

I never said he had money!

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Feb 8, 04:03:

Oh ok, you like poor ugly guys. My kind of girl :)

Lauthra says on Feb 14, 07:57:

WHAT???? One meal a day? You crazy? Poor little things, I couldn't do it, cos I couldn't manage it myself, so I wouldn't make them try and do it either.

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Feb 14, 10:48:

One meal a day and they will live longer. Same for humans.

Lauthra says on Feb 14, 13:39:

Living loger is overrated.

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Feb 15, 04:31:

A lot of Colombians believe that.

Buongone says on Feb 27, 20:30:

Yo Morph. You left a comment on some thread about a guy running on his debt to Colmbia. You said he should read some book called Debt Cures.>30 1-800-495-2303. This book any good? Is it Bs, or right on? Thanks, Buongone

Buongone says on Feb 27, 23:12:

yo Morph. I googled it. Lookslike Hogwash. Sorry to bother ya. Say, How's Elmo?

Lauthra says on Mar 19, 09:31:

No I don't :P

Nato (='.'=)

Lauthra says on Mar 31, 09:41:

Nothing wrong with that is there?

Nato (='.'=)

Lauthra says on Mar 31, 11:42:

Haha, like Friends sí como no. Claro, y hacemos películas! I'm seriously considering it.

Nato (='.'=)

morphus says on Apr 1, 04:29:

Ha Ha...i'm not into chick flicks though :)

Lauthra says on Apr 17, 11:31:

No, a friend from uni.

Nato (='.'=)

Lauthra says on Apr 17, 19:40:

Oh, I'm not into chick flicks either... Yuck! Snore...

Nato (='.'=)

Cerealkiller says on Apr 22, 12:18:

Hey Morphus, new girlfriend? :P

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

christobeldawg says on Apr 22, 20:09:

is this the new and improved more gentle Morph, no more raping and pillaging?
how's it goin man?

traveling hopefully is always better than arriving

CatGirl says on Apr 22, 20:31:

How sweet! I noticed the new Avatar...but it is a bit distorted. Now I know what you meant by making sure a camera can take good pics in dimmer lit rooms....Morph I am happy for you.

morphus says on Apr 23, 04:57:

LOL...I just broke up with my real girlfriend. Its time to go back to who I really am :)

MaFe says on Apr 23, 13:17:

This is a feature on photo shop!

"No comment" is a splendid expression. I am using it again and again." -Winston Churchill

Cerealkiller says on Apr 25, 11:00:

You had a real girlfriend??? Holy shit morph, that is one scary thought. Hope you're not too depressed :P

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

morphus says on Apr 25, 11:10:

Yeah, almost a year with the same girl. Ridiculous!

kat1 says on Apr 25, 12:20:

morphus i meant to ask you, did you meet Plato IRL?

goin_south says on Apr 25, 23:24:

a 'real girlfriend'? what?, you were courting one of utopiacowboy's 'unreal' blow-ups?

NO MAS........ MARINERO YERRI'S... ;-(

morphus says on Apr 27, 17:56:

Plato? I have'nt met him yet.