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Hr77 comments on I need some help here.

Thank you poco. thats exactly what I do. And when he does manage to squeeze out some English, my god is it ever sexy!!! plus I speak enough spanish to get by at my job. But it is the things that he does for me that speak to me, and thier isnt much of that. So, yeah, I think I'm looking at a severe case of lust. ;)

Hr77 comments on I need some help here.

As a matter of fact, there is one sentence in a letter from last week that I have gotten a translation from two different people on, and I still don't know what it means because thier translations were both different. Does anyone know what this says? - tu eres muy linda con migo eres muy especial con migo y a mi tambien me asusta, no se en que va a terminar todo esto pero cuando lo vivo me siento bien

Hr77 comments on I need some help here.

Thanks I would love some help from you but you don't accept private messages. There is no way I can post this letter here.

Hr77 comments on I need some help here.

Ok a little more help. OK, I need some more translating. Can anyone help me this morning?

Hr77 comments on I need some help here.

Thanks I feel alot better knowing that Mr. Elmo is not ignoring me during my crisis. :) He is a good guy. And thanks for the help. I am at the end of my first fight with this guy and I'm lost without a translator that I respect enough to send my personal stuff to. Thanks a million.

Hr77 comments on Do colombians have a harsh sense of humor??

From an american viewpoint. My guy is paisa and, yes, his humor is very crude. Vulgar, even. Lucky for me, I like that kind of stuff. But, if I throw a little sarcasm in the conversation, he just doesn't get it. I've pissed him off more than once with that. (which, by the way, I think is funny:)) Now, my spanish sucks but I can follow a conversationb pretty well until he gets around someone else from Medellin. then, I am quickly lost. And as for british comedy, that is an aquired taste. But I love it.

Hr77 comments on Mid-afternoon siestas

I don't know about Spain but my colombian guy can't keep his eyes open past 3:30. But, then again, he gets up at 5am and goes to job #1 during the week, comes home at 1, gives me a little action, eats way too much for lunch and is sound asleep by 3 if he's lucky. He clocks in at job #2 at 5pm, 7 days a week. Job #3 is during the daylight hours of the weekend. Defenetly NOT lazy but he IS a cranky bastard without that nap. I've seen him sleep for only 10 minutes and get up like he slept all night. I've also seen him snore like a bear for 2 hours. I guess 'how long' is not important.

Hr77 comments on Is "gringo" rude?

So, a white man can call himself gringo and be ok?

Hr77 comments on Friday jokes. I'm telling ya, i get no respect.

Thank you, baby. You make me blush.

Hr77 comments on Is "gringo" rude?

I'll try to hold my tongue on that one. ; )

Hr77 comments on Friday jokes. I'm telling ya, i get no respect.

I went into MacDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries".
The girl at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".
Jay Leno

Hr77 comments on Friday jokes. I'm telling ya, i get no respect.

Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.
George Carlin

Hr77 comments on Friday jokes. I'm telling ya, i get no respect.

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

Hr77 comments on Friday jokes. I'm telling ya, i get no respect.

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases


Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,
The Management

Hr77 comments on Friday jokes. I'm telling ya, i get no respect.

Nice!! Hey, do me a favor and put that back in its original spanish so I can share it with someone.I love it!

Hr77 comments on Friday jokes. I'm telling ya, i get no respect.

For you, elmo. Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50 times."

Hr77 comments on Friday jokes. I'm telling ya, i get no respect.

Why does a dog lick himself?
Because he can't make a fist.

Hr77 comments on Friday jokes. I'm telling ya, i get no respect.

Whats another name for a push-up bra?
False advertisement.

Hr77 comments on El Paisa En New York

Not only would I love to see more pictures, but I would love to hear the story behind that title. Your :project"?

Hr77 comments on Sleeping with a friend: is that OK?

I'm with elmo on this on. "Thanks, dear. See ya." And you aren't forced to spend the night. : )

Hr77 comments on Sleeping with a friend: is that OK?

Cessi Check your private messages, dear.

Hr77 comments on do colombian men like to be approached?

I'm with Matt. Usually, a colombian man would have made some sort of a move by now. But, then again, he probably has because you said you are pretty sure that he like you too. Be careful, but yes. Ask him out. And, from one gringa to another, enjoy the ride.

Hr77 comments on The Colombian male, ugly ducklings or not?

Mr. James OK now, THAT was funny! I hope you get 100 private messages from the women here, regarding your 14. : )

Hr77 comments on The Colombian male, ugly ducklings or not?

Doñaquixote Lady, you are right. Who cares about length? It's width that gets a man laid (or NOT)that second time. And believe me, we know why men are preoccupied with size. We are under no dillusion that men are worried about pleasing us. I think it is more of a fear of "God, I hope she doesn't tell all my friends that I have a little dick". Of course, there is such a thing as TOO short...

Hr77 comments on The Colombian male, ugly ducklings or not?

Hey, ladies, I hate to intrude, but I think I am hearing that colombian men from different areas have different attitudes. Please tell me that is true. I have a paisa with a huge ego and a distaste for romance. My favorite part of him is the colombian skin. And that's sad, you know?

Hr77 comments on Where are the majority of Colombians in the USA?

Here in South Carolina, more than half of our latino community is Colombian. 90% of my clients are latino and way more than half of them are colombians.

Hr77 comments on girlfriends, friends and relatives flirt with me

I CAN NOT WAIT to hear what elmo has to say about this one!!!

Hr77 comments on girlfriends, friends and relatives flirt with me

We are bitches because men don't understand us AT ALL. Also, women are under some delussion that bitching and tricking their men actually helps. I'm with william. It would be nice to see a guy causing one of our little tricks to backfire, for a change. "No, honey, I'm not trying to bang your sister. I was just playing along. Trying to make sure your family likes me. It must be a cultural difference, dear." :)

Hr77 comments on Colombian women can have sharp edges

Mr. Clark I hate to be brutally honest, but it sounds like she just doesn't like you very much. That is a hard thing for a person to except. If you enjoy someone but they don't enjoy you. You seem like a really sweet man, so, do yourself a favor and cut your losses.

Hr77 comments on a joke

Hey, I loved it!

Hr77 comments on Who's the boss?

Thank you, Mr. Lionheart. That may be the information I've been needing.

Hr77 comments on Who's the boss?

The reason I am "only enjoying him until he goes back to Colombia" is because his visa is up in four months. He is not the only rooster I keep around. He may be a jerk, but he sure is sexy while he is doing it. I promise, we are not in love, and I don't have time for fidelity. Just enjoying him while it lasts.

Hr77 comments on Who's the boss?

Ok, Mr. H. I think I like that idea. Again, however, his English sucks and 50% of the time, he doesn't understand a word I'm saying to him. Thats why it tickled me so good when dwmte suggested that I tell him to eat shit!

Hr77 comments on Who's the boss?

Hey, sometimes, it's a bit sexy. There has to be a way of handling it without us both getting pissed off. I would much rather HANDLE it than FIX it.

Hr77 comments on Benedicto XVI

Hey, I buy into that. If this is the last Pope, and the guy is 78 years old..........

Hr77 comments on Who's the boss?

Thanks Kat. I've been waiting to here from you on this.

Hr77 comments on Who's the boss?

Yeah, I've asked. But, he's an idiot. And his English stinks. I'm not interested in marrying the guy. I am just enjoying him until he goes back to Colombia. I sure wish I understood his ways and habits a little better, though.

Hr77 comments on Who's the boss?

I gotta be honest I'm not really looking for dating advice, here. I'm looking for some insight and understanding.

Hr77 comments on Who's the boss?

Oh, I hope so! There are a few people in particular that I would like to here from on this. UC being one of them.