gringolondinense has written 36 posts
Viagra
Has anyone here tried this to enhance your boom-boom? What was your experience like and how long can you go for? Hey no cheeky comments!! haaha!!
Practise what you preach
Jehovah's Witness mother dies after refusing blood A 22-year-old woman died within a few hours of giving birth to twins because, as a Jehovah's Witness, she was not allowed to accept a blood transfusion Doctors and medics begged her 24-year-old husband, Anthony, and other relatives to overrule a form she had ticked insisting that she should not be given blood because of her faith. But the family refused to do so. Jehovah's Witnesses, who espouse an early version of Christianity, are au ...
POOR BUTT HAPPY!!!!
:) sorry i couldnt resist that one
Westboro Baptist Church
this is good news!! Im sure most people here will have heard of these guys
A church whose members cheered a soldier's death as "punishment" for US tolerance of homosexuality has been told to pay $10.9m (£5.2m) in damages.
The Westboro Baptist Church was taken to court by the father of Lance Cpl Matthew Snyder, a marine who died serving in Iraq in March 2006.
The church cited its constitutiona ...
Bog roll usage
Heres some stats on bog roll usage. Sorry guys, no figures for Canada for us to moan about. — Britons use an average 110 rolls of toilet paper a year, well above the EU average of 77.5. Americans get through 98 rolls while German civilians use an average 73 rolls — The Baltic states consume the least in the EU, each person averaging only 24 rolls a year — In an average household in the US and Western Europe, a roll in the house’s most-used bathroom lasts about five days †...
Why I wont be doing the UK National Lottery
Heres where some of the millions have gone. Shocking. Association Of Black Photographers £5,251,450 Essex Police Band: Musical Instruments £67,567 Shrewsbury Police Male Voice Choir: Transport Costs, Hospitality Costs, Venue Hire, Publicity Costs And Professional Fees. £3,320 Chess Scotland This Group Promotes The Development Of Chess In Scotland. The Grant Is For Consultant'S Fees And Expenses. £5,000 Four Seasons Knitting Club The project will include knitting trips to exh ...
Hugh Grant enjoying a night out with Scottish students half his age
The images show the 47-year-old Hollywood actor enjoying the attentions of a of a room full of attractive young women at a student party in St Andrews in Scotland.
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Its amazing what a new hairstyle can do: the queen of Ukraine
In 2001 (a bit rough looking):
Today (totally shaggable):
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Gorgeous Lynx
what a cute creature! This lives across Iberia by the way..
Britain's Best Donkey Award
I keep finding all these weird competitions..and they all seem to be happening in bloody England. Yesterday was the moustache thing and now this donkey contest!!
Judge Rosemary Clarke said a crucial factor was whether the donkeys were happy in their work.
The title of Britain's Best Donkey went to Dennis, owned by Mike Thomas in Llanelli, Wales. Runner-up was Bobby in Blackpool, owned by Pauline Cle ...
BeardyWeÃrdy Hot or not (for PBH ladies)
Which is your favourite moustache/"hunk" and why? Keep those votes coming in!
Exhibit 1: Decisions, decisions. Time to make your mind up. Do you prefer to have your eyes poked out by number 1 and 3 or just be suffocated by number 2 in a load of frizz?
Exhibit 2: You could put some peppers and onions on this specimen and make a fine kebab.
Gringo dress code for your next South American trip
Shakira unplugged
Shakira was on MTV the other night, doing her unplugged "live" thing. I was absolutely glued to my TV. I sat there for a good 20 minutes, then I thought, "Hang on gringolondinense! what the bloody **** are you watching this crap for?". Well, ask a silly question - I kind of already knew why I was watching - she was crowbarred into a pair of leather pants 3 sizes too small, shaking her ass, cavorting up and down and her top kept riding up her toned abs and she had to keep pulling it down. ...
Wheres Modefoques post about catfighting??
meooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww!
PowWow´s rogue website
Does anyone know what happened to this? or has the slightly schizophrenic Mrs PowWow already dismantled it?
New PBH Calendar
OK heres my calendar plan. Pay attention peter!! Front - Kat1 January - Pow wow getting clothes-lined WWE style by his schizophrenic wife February - Elmo and 10 hookiers eating a sack of chicharon posing in a Barranquilla alleyway while underfire from some plan colombia agents. March - Americano bouncing around the bedroom off his wifes fake ass implants April - Colombian sloths May - Mario´s monkey with the teeth that everyone seems to like mmm..this could be big. Any ot ...
Wake up PBH...heres some Mangos photos
Remember Mangos is the real colombia lol....complete with midgets.
whats happened to this board??
Wow I have returned after a few weeks away tanning my cockles and to this....!! Whats going on? Sensible posts, no arguments, no posts about beating your wife up, hookers and circumcision?
If anyone asks where I am, I'm in bed with Kat1, Desi, SweetG, Blondie, CK and Elmo's Burrita
sorry im just mucking about. This is inappropriate. i apologise.
Let's have a PBH beauty contest!!
Well this board needs cheering up big time..soooooo....all the gorgeous PBH ladies should put up a pic on this thread!!
Agreed?
Knicker robbers in Pereira - watch out ladies ;-)
Police in Colombia are searching for members of a gang who target women and steal their underwear in public.
A succession of women, mainly young women and students, have been attacked in the western city of Pereira, often at bus stops early in the morning.
The gang has become known across the city as the "knicker robbers". They do not usually hurt their victim ...
Elmo's song: Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller
Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller.
()
Without your undying commitment, we might find ourselves trapped in a stall armed only with our newspaper.
(Oh, I need you now!)
Like a brave soldier, you storm hostile territory delivering much needed supplies to your men.
(Uugh!)
Should you leave one roll? Or two? Or perhaps that giant 10-pound super roll.
(Keep ...
Why is this board so quiet today??
zzzzzzzzzzzz
Born to die in medellin
"A riveting insight into urban violence in Medellin, Columbia's second city. Alonso Salazar journeys into the jails, hospitals and shanty towns of Columbia's drug capital to interview teenage contract kilers, their families, priests and self-defence vigilantes. In the process, he brings alive the world of Medellin's youth gangs, those who, in their own words, are 'born to die' before they can have children or grow old"
I think the stories in this book are from the 80s and are pre ...
PADI Dive Centres
Can anyone recommend any PADI dive centres in colombia? maybe there are some near Caragena?
What are the best locations?? id prefer combines hotel / dive school ones!!
Cheers ...
Pasty Gringo or Tanned Gringo?
OK guys! what do colombians prefer? pasty or tanned gringo? Should I bother sunbathing before I head out there or just go as I am..pasty and 'orrible?
Quotes from the frontline
I thought we should have a thread with some great PBH quotations on it. I need to add some classic DonG ones to it but heres a few for starters :-)
I'm circumsized and its big too. CK, i'll show it to you if you want. Morphus
i think my wife is depressed and has a personality disorder as her family are not a happy family. she may also have a throid problem. Pow wow
Always keep in mind, deep forceful voice and a stern Pimp hand. Elmo
I t ...
Where are all the photo blogs???
looks like they have all been erased.
San Pedro cactus
Has anyone here tried taking this cactus?
To prepare it, you need to de-spine the cactus. Then you cut out the centre of it. 1 - 2 feet per person, then boil it up and let it reduce down into a gungy greeny brown slime.
Then bottoms up.....
An account of the cactus by a shaman:
the drug first ... produces ... drowsiness or a dreamy state and a feeling of lethargy ... a slight dizziness ... then a great 'vision', a clearing of ...
Warm beer???
SABMiller is to invest $1.8bn (£914m) in its South American unit over five years after seeing its strategy of transforming the image of beer, once viewed as a poor man's drink in the region, start to pay off.
Mark Luce, the senior vice-president of marketing for the company in South America, said one of the key issues has been branding. Beer was being sold in bars with unpleasant environments where women were unlikely to venture, there was little refrigeration and no aspirationa ...
Chicas Elections 2007!!!
I was trying to update my desktop to the January 2007 chicas aguila wallpaper..but there are none! I cried! then I found this...
La elección de las Chicas �guila 2007 refresca la
pasión y el patriotismo colombianos
Bogotá, 23 de noviembre de 2006.
Ã?guila, cerveza lÃder de Bavaria, anuncia la
elección de las cuatro Chicas �guila para el 2007, quienes acompañarán a la marca a lo
largo de todo el paÃs y que refrescarán la pasió ...
Colombia murders at 20-year low (from BBCNEWS.COM)
Colombia murders at 20-year low
Colombian violence is linked to rebel groups and the drugs trade
Colombian police say the murder rate in the South American nation has fallen to its lowest level in two decades.
Police chief Gen Jorge Daniel Castro said that a total of 17,206 people suffered violent deaths in 2006, 517 fewer than in 2005.
Kidnappings also fell from 329 in 2005 to 200 in 2006, he said.
Colombia contin ...
Sloth update
The Two-toed sloth is found in Colombia and other south american countries. Heres some info for you sloth lovers:-
Diet: Leaves - folivore, fruits, frugivore, occasional insects. In the Zoo the diet is very similar, a salad of fruit and vegetables, hard-boiled eggs, bread and cooked rice.
Food & feeding: Omnivore
Habitats: Tropical rainforest
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Wot is columbia?
fanks. Any info appreciated.
Mangos photos to cheer up you guys :-)
I thought these photos would do the trick :-)
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I COULD USE GOOD OLD FASHION VIETNAM FIRE FIGHT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
LOL steve matey! I think your poetic style is a near rival to Elmo's tales of blocked toilets! Keep posting! this is hilarious!
things Colombia has to teach us
things Colombia has to teach us
John Taylor
1. Chicas Aguila
I don’t know at what point beer companies in Britain decided beer advertising would be more effective if they DIDN’T use models in tiny bikinis frolicking on beaches to promote their products, but they shouldn’t have. To see where Carling, John Smiths etc went wrong visit http://www.aguila.com.co/minisite_chicas_2006/
2. Blocks of washing up “liquid�
Why do we faff ...
Shakira interview
At the weekend I saw Shakira being interviewed on TV. She didnt look as fit as I imagined, I was really surprised. Shes just pleasant looking, not a complete stunner. Its amazing what make up and a hairdo can do. ...
Oi Spectra!
..have you got anymore of those babe-licious photos of your Chicas Aguila? Im desperate to see more of them. Ive got the Chicas calendar I downloaded as my screensaver already. The ugly girls in my office lovvvvvve it as you can imagine! ...
Help with my spanish
i need some help! A spanish girl told me that "Pompe" means you have a puffy ass like J-lo. Pregnant women can be called "Pompe". Like if a chica is walking past i can say "Hey! Bella pompe!".
Is this right? Or does "pompe" mean ass?
Also, how do I pronounce it correctly. Ive been told its like "pompie". ...
check out google videos
..it's great. I even found a Chicas Aguilas video on there. Well maybe most of you lot know about it already but I only just discovered it this weekend.
check out google videos
..it's great. I even found a Chicas Aguilas video on there. Well maybe most of you lot know about it already but I only just discovered it this weekend.
Questions about Chicas Aguilas!
1.Where / how can I meet one of these chicas?
2.Are there any online interviews with any of these lovely Chicas?
3.Are the chicas natural? or are they siliconias?
4.Can I be a Chico Aguilas? ...
Mangos photo competition
I saw this pic today (obviously of some guests at Mangos in Medellin) so I thought I would post it here as a bit of a treat for you PBH guys. See, I know what you lot like.! Maybe someone here can trump this one. We will see :-).
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Has anyone seen the new Shakira album?
Yep. I dont mean heard. I mean seen. I nearly died last night when the album cover flashed up on TV. Shes not wearing much and looks bloooody great!! She still has that frizzy hair thats not so nice though. God knows what shes done to it! jajaj! ...
ass groping
Colombia man 'jailed over grope'
A bicycle courier in Colombia has been given a four-year jail sentence for grabbing a woman pedestrian's bottom, a TV station has reported.
A judge's ruling - criticised by some as being too harsh - ruled the courier had committed an abusive sexual act.
Diana Marcela Diaz told RCN that the courier had cycled off after groping her, but had been caught by passers-by.
When he was arrested, she was given the option of ...
warnings about CO
Ive heard all kinds of stories about the place but all of them are bad. I know a colombiana who is scared to death because the guerillas are on to her family because they know she works abroad (=money). I know a guy who has been several times but warned me not to go. he said he would never go back because things have got pretty bad. Now, I have come across this interview on escapeartist.com by the authour of this poorbuthappy site. He says at the end he would never live in CO, only go there to t ...
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