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elreydelostrolls comments on Pictures posted on profiles I have the photo of one poster here who I despise. In fact I would stick a shiv in her ribs if I ever met her in person. Imagine what I could do with that photo if I were so inclined?
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elreydelostrolls comments on Cartagena or Mededeliin? Surely you jest, Elmo, when you write "many smoking weed". The PBH party line is that Colombians don't use drugs and it's a gringo problem. I smell weed all the time in Medellin in public but everyone here disagrees with me and says I must be hallucinating from my last acid trip.
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elreydelostrolls comments on That flushing sound you're going to be hearing - that's the US economy going down the big toilet. We're gonna be turds floating in some really nasty piss water.
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elreydelostrolls comments on It doesn't really matter how you behave. Go ahead and pork all her friends and female relatives. You've got the ace card, baby, the get out of jail free card, BRUJERIA! They're all brujas, darling, and I couldn't resist them after they spiked my coffee with their pubic hair and menstrual fluids.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Pictures posted on profiles Does anyone actually think these are their real pics? Not me.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Bufalo wants out of CO and I'm trying to promote tourism?!? What I love about Colombia is the violence and the sex. An unbeatable combination probably best personified by Mr. Colombia himself, Diomedes Diaz.
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elreydelostrolls comments on another perv Now, now, Bufalo, there is another thread on PBH extolling the virtues of Colombia over Costa Rica and how it's so much more civilized and safer! You don't agree? Imaginate!
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elreydelostrolls comments on What happened to PowPOw Who cares where he is. Maybe he missed the small bus today.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Costa Rica I have to laugh when people compare the crime and danger between CR and Colombia and extol the safety of Colombia. This is so hilarious and typical PBH nonsense. I've actually spent a fair amount of time in both places. I would retire in CR but never in Colombia!
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elreydelostrolls comments on Jealousy I think you need to dump her, dude.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Qué horror...el 'spanglish' se extiende en Colombia! Es la verdad. Estoy analfabeto en tres idiomas.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Qué horror...el 'spanglish' se extiende en Colombia! Gracias, Madre Superiora. Soy uno de ellos que no entienden el ingles.
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elreydelostrolls comments on To Gringo or Not to Gringo If the chick is a total loser she'll go for a gringo. Any chick who is not a total loser will go for a Colombiano. All the gringos get are the bottom of the barrel women who can't get anything else.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Qué horror...el 'spanglish' se extiende en Colombia! Bueno, entonces ellos piensan que un nombre del ingles va a mejorar su situacion?
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elreydelostrolls comments on Question about Request for Initial Evidence i-485 They want proof that you filed an I-130 for her. If she has a K-3 you had to have filed for an I-130 a long time ago. Send them a copy of the I-797 which you received for the I-130.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Marriage / Visa / Work / Future of Colombia- HELP!! Any father worth his salt is not going to let his daughter go off and live half a world away. I commend the guy. Why should he let his daughter go off with her mother and some gringo she met to live in the land of gringos? Either live in Colombia or forget about it, dude.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Lost in space They've got monkeys in the park in Monteria along the Sinu River. I'm not sure a lot of people even know they're there because they stay high up in the trees. Hell, people were probably eating the bastards.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Marriage / Visa / Work / Future of Colombia- HELP!! A K3 also has to adjust his/her status. It's only good for two years during which time you can travel freely even if your AOS is pending. You do have to AOS within that time frame however.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Spirit Air Offering Flights to Colombia "Medellin is a tough area because there is only Copa,American,and Avianca..same as Cali.."
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elreydelostrolls comments on Qué horror...el 'spanglish' se extiende en Colombia! Y mi pregunta es por que?
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elreydelostrolls comments on Surprised I wish Colombians would continue to ignore anything connected with gringos.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Recent studies suggest that Colombia does not have Real Bilingual Schools Didn't we beat this to death earlier?
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elreydelostrolls comments on Qué horror...el 'spanglish' se extiende en Colombia! Me gustan mucho los borriquas y su destrucion de espanol en el reggaeton! En los manos de las otras, espanol es un idioma muerto. ME gustan todas las cosas "mongrel" como los perros. Como Daddy Yankee canta:
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elreydelostrolls comments on Qué horror...el 'spanglish' se extiende en Colombia! Los Colombianos son muy orgullosos de el idioma y los hablantes de espanol quieren que su idioma es puro. En ingles, ellos toman las palabras de los otros idiomas siempre y a nosotros no nos importa de donde vienen las palabras. Es por eso que el ingles es un idioma dynamico que cambia con el tiempo. Creo las culpas son las cosas como reggaeton en donde utilizan el ingles con el espanol y las peliculas.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Let's get this one fact clear. Colombianas are real women and a real woman wants a real man. Gringas want some guy who's had his pelotas removed at birth along with his foreskin but most Colombianas are not interested in that kind of man. They will disrespect him and take advantage of him at every opportunity because he's a natural papaya giver. Let's face it, if you're giving papaya it's her duty to take the papaya. I'm not sure a lot of gringos are equipped to handle a Colombiana.
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elreydelostrolls comments on I appreciate what I've got, believe me. Imagine having Monica Belluci in the sack with you every night.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Medellin vs. Bogota The mayor's office should make you the official gringo ambassador for the city, DW. Of course I agree with you completely.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Yeah, you'll start as friends and then he'll end up having a party in his pants and inviting you to come.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Pregnant Wow, dude, I hope you're getting as much sex as you can handle from her for your $500. She should be giving you a discount.
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elreydelostrolls comments on How much is a Colombian passport in Colombia You can get the passport in one day. The US with its passport fiasco could learn a few things from a Third World country. At the rate we're going, we'll be a Fourth World country thanks to Bush and that dickhead Cheney.
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elreydelostrolls comments on I have to agree with Poco. There are very few intermarriages between Colombians and gringos for good reason. It's like mixing oil and water.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Marriage / Visa / Work / Future of Colombia- HELP!! The consensus opinion here is that the streets of Colombia are paved with gold awaiting the intrepid gringo conquistador. Imagine Garrison Keillor's Lake Wobegone transplanted to Colombia where the men are handsome, the women are good-looking and all the children are above average.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Your frustrations and loves I agree with Desi when she says: "Negative: I miss the lists of threads with new answers in black with author and time and date of the post; always up on top." That's the single thing I miss from the old site.
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elreydelostrolls comments on B-1/B-2 Visa for spouse of US citizen? I have no advice to offer other than DO NOT LIE. Keep us posted on what happens as I, for one, am interested in how this turns out. I'm betting that she will be denied but would like to see the US embassy personnel exercise their brains for once and give her the visa.
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elreydelostrolls comments on So who here on this site actually lives in Colombia? Nobody on the forum actually lives in Colombia or has even been there. BTW, I write all the posts.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Shooting in Medellin, Colombia. I noticed that you went back and edited the name of the barrio. No problema, I was just curious, nothing more. Probably just as well not to give out too much info though.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Why stop at a menage a trois? Looks like you could have a menage a cinq or menage a sept. You could start a Colombian version of "Big Love", dude.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Arthur spotted in chipichape I think Art is one of the most famous gringos in Colombia. There may be a whole network of people reporting on his comings and goings.
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elreydelostrolls comments on The Liberation of Municpal Coconuts WTF? "I never engaged in male-bashing..." That's all you do. You're a one trick pony. Every frigging post is just bashing guys nonstop. You remind every guy here of the chick he divorced.
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elreydelostrolls comments on Shooting in Medellin, Colombia. The city of Medellin has an excellent web site with a lot of information including homicides by barrio. Check it out: http://www.medellin.gov.co/AdmonContenido/EstadisticasGobierno/DocumentosEstadisticasGobierno.htm?idPagina=874
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elreydelostrolls comments on Old in Barranquilla Hear that, Elmo? You can have CA a gatas as a freebie. I know your heart belongs to Kat but maybe CA can get you warmed up.
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