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Thanks for reminding me, I have to go back to Rite Aid and get some preparation H.

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Listen sonny, do you want my cane up where the sun don't shine?

elmosmiddleagedbroad comments on elmodefoque

Un poquito, yo aprender lengua del amor por tu.

elmosmiddleagedbroad comments on elmodefoque

No but the thought of it sends my pacemaker into overdrive.

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Of course! I bought some Poligrip denture glue just for our little rendezvous, don't want them choppers falling off while we are getting hot and heavy.

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I went to Rite Aid to buy some scented candles (for my romantic encounter with Elmodefoque) and denture glue as well.

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That is right elmodefoque. You ain't breaking this old gal's heart.

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Elmodefoque, you stand me up again and will break my cane over your head.

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You got off easy by getting a lamp on the head elmodefoque. You break my heart and it won't be a lamp, it will be a chair - my rocking chair.