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elmodefoque comments on Colombian uncle/tio

he should be buying me stuff, i'm the fokin nephew

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombian uncle/tio

two old barranquillero modefoques, onebig dark old modefoque (me) calling the shoter old modefoque TIO "tio, quiere otra cerveza?

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombian uncle/tio

simon, a la franca, it feels weird

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombian uncle/tio

thank you!!

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

i spent all day smoking weed and eating cheese with thunderbird wine thunderbird was 29 cents a bottle swisup was cheap too

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

slguy, i was surviving on Reagan cheese and wine. YOu guys remember when President Reagan was giving away army surplus cheese to the poor. Well, that was me then. LET THEM EAT FOKIN CHEESE!!!

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

slguy, jajajajajaja 36 years old twin ajajajajaj let them modefoques starve!!

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

one day we show up all high and chit and the marshalls had put big ass fokin locks on our door what the fok is this? i says

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

then i got a fokin job. I rented an apt with my american injun buddies in the east village on 7th st between avenues b and c. After 2 months we stopped paying rent and it took them nearly two years to kick us out

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

18 years old, throw that modefoque out!!! i was sleeping in washington square park from the age of 15 to 18.

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

posters of juanes all over the fokin place

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

bunkbeds jajajajajajajaja

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

web, that bottom pic looks like a scene from that movie "clear and present danger"

 

 

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hey GIB good to see you and hope you make a full recovery thanks for the heads up. I'll be in bogota for a few hours next week, i'll be extra careful

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

where is the fokin igloo i don't see any trees

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

is that modefoque wearing slacks and sneakers the kid looks eskimo

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

yeahhhh jajajajajaj

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

the guy driving the fokin bike looks like from honduras or guatemala ugly modefoques

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

he's got potatoe pickin hands

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

look at that little injun kid with them red cheeks. look at his dad. He loooks like he should be picking potatoes up in those mountains, with dirty finger nails and chit

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

web, i'm checking out your nice pic of bogota, very closely maybe i've been living in NYC way way way tooo long BUT to me that chit looks depressing as alll HEEEELLLLL. why? to me, it looks no different than quito, la paz, cusco, lima, etc. why? any latin city where you have to wear a fokin jacket or a fokin coat is tooo damn injun for my taste. just look at those modefoques on that bike, INJUNSSSSSS listen i'm an injun, but i don;'t want to live around modefoques who look like me thank you

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

i know lost of manes in colombia that live with their parents til their mid 40's . some modefoques never leave we call them HUEVONES i was 6 when abandoned in barranquilla and 14 when i left my dad's apt in NYC.

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

it looks like i'll be home all day long, we got bogota weather in NYC rain on top of rain

 

elmodefoque comments on Colombianos en Estados Unidos

hey rubi what the hell you doing up so early? where in tarnation is the morph?

 

elmodefoque comments on Afrocolombian week, that is next week May 18 -24 2008

they aint got no bLacks in the eastern side of colombia. Is that all INJUNS?

 

elmodefoque comments on Afrocolombian week, that is next week May 18 -24 2008

this is one of the reasons why my black ass will be colombia next week thank you!

 

elmodefoque comments on age

how come in NYC i'm UN MALDITO VIEJO SIN VERGUENZA and in colombia i'm un hombre muy simpatico

 

elmodefoque comments on age

web, we got illegals comiendo cable all over NYC living 20 in one bed room apt. but still they prefer to date each other

 

elmodefoque comments on age

i can't even get them illegal mexican gilrs and i make in one day what they make in a week , maybe a month. they look at me como un viejo sin verguenza jajajaaj

 

elmodefoque comments on age

web, not in NYC or else i'll be gettin broads left and right.

 

elmodefoque comments on age

BUT MONEY DOES

 

elmodefoque comments on age

YES!!! IN COLOMBIA AGE DOES NOT MATTER!!!

 

elmodefoque comments on age

mannnnnnn, them colombian broads could not care if you're 99 and she 19, as long as you got good ol USA dolares. Look at my sorry OLD ass for example. in NYC the only broads that want me are in their 70's, no broad my age or younger want anything thing to do with me, so i go fishing. When ever i have to feed the monster i have to take my ass to colombia. Right now i have a broad there in her early 20's, "supposily" madly in love with me, jijijijjjj

 

elmodefoque comments on to live in Colombia ?

I aint got no more stress level they pick me up at 9 am for my daily one hour walk in riverside park with 6 other 4 legged dogs. i get home and take my first morning nap i play with my reels, rods and hooks for a couple hours i eat and then take another nap i watch some porno around 2 pm and nap again i eat dinner and watch tv until i fall asleep i go fishing every other day. my friend picks me up at 1am and bring me back at 1 pm next day stinking like bunker (bait fish).

 

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Ok, just one little comment and that's it, i swear have you guys ever seen this movie Image and video hosting by TinyPic

 

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PLEASE STOP MEEEE, PLEASE!!!!

 

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OMG please stop me

 

elmodefoque comments on to live in Colombia ?

rubi If one day you decide to visit the REAL colombia you will find out what a millo sounds like check it out

 

elmodefoque comments on Venezuela y Colombia

If war brakes out between Colombia and Venezuela, I’ll be one confused modefoque. Being a citizen of both countries, via my mother’s Wayuu tribe, it makes it very difficult to take sides I have great respect for the beauty, immense pride, exuberant high self esteem of my Venezuelan women. Nearly all love their culture and their men and in most cases seek only other Venezuelans or costenos. My uncles are married to women from Maracaibo. I also have relatives in Venezuela from my father’s side of the family. Venezuela and the northern Colombian coast are like twin brothers. I will not go into what I think of Colombian women, but Colombia does have other qualities which I’m also very proud of. Cambia, Vallenato, Shakira, Gabo, Carlos Vives, Sofia Vergara etc. I remember reading a gigantic sign during carnaval in Barranquilla, inviting Chavez to come and enjoy the festivities y deja de hablar tanta mierda. Now, I have to get ready, in a few minutes the dog walker is picking me up for my daily walk in the park. Thank you and good morning!

 

elmodefoque comments on Bogota Police advises of a new scam targeted at gringos

barranquilleros secret weapon in keeeping Farc guerilleros away, we placed GIGANTIC speakers in Monteiria, ponting south, playing this chit. this music is also use to cure deadly effects of Burundanga

 

elmodefoque comments on Bogota Police advises of a new scam targeted at gringos

more reason why we have no guerrilleros in barranquillla, but first i need to take my 4th nap ofthe day. be back later thank you!!!!

 

elmodefoque comments on Bogota Police advises of a new scam targeted at gringos

the reasons why corronchos make lousy guerrilleros can't get up on time for the morning kidnapping in bogota cant be on time for the daily bombing too drunk to hit a moving target, no good as scicario

 

elmodefoque comments on Bogota Police advises of a new scam targeted at gringos

tom, flickr has the hiccups, cant see photos right now i will keep checking

 

 

elmodefoque comments on Bogota Police advises of a new scam targeted at gringos

how about a gamine putting a broken beer bottle on your neck, no thanks I'll take a coconut upside my head, please

 

elmodefoque comments on Bogota Police advises of a new scam targeted at gringos

i'll rather take a chance with a coconut falling on my head in barranquillla, thank you very much keep doing researh on googles

 

elmodefoque comments on Bogota Police advises of a new scam targeted at gringos

all drugged up, they make you hike up them mountains, passing esa vaina monserrate . all while fighting snakes, lions, cucarachas, flying dragons,

 

elmodefoque comments on Bogota Police advises of a new scam targeted at gringos

while her comrads wait outside how you spell comrads, like this?

 

elmodefoque comments on Bogota Police advises of a new scam targeted at gringos

wearing a very sexy short skiirt

 

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