Colombiche

Colombiche says on Jul 17, 2007, 21:09:

Hope you guys don't mind, but ya are all me friends now :D

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Miguel says on Jul 18, 2007, 23:35:

It's an honor!

Miguel

"There is nothing lower than the human race...except for the French." - Mark Twain 1878-79

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LA_MONA says on Jul 20, 2007, 10:57:

hey where am I on there paisita?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Jul 23, 2007, 13:50:

Mona, I added you a few days ago nena!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Jul 24, 2007, 12:26:

Elmo, ever since I am doing this vegetarian thing, I get drunk so easily. One cuba libre and I am already tipsy.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Cerealkiller says on Aug 4, 2007, 13:13:

nah, but It adds dramatism to my existence "Colombiana-Afghana" asi o mas de malas?

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Colombiche says on Aug 7, 2007, 13:38:

Colombiana-afghana..... Que chevere, nos vemos en el Juan Valdez de la zona zona T, yo soy la de la burqa azul clarita.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Cerealkiller says on Aug 7, 2007, 13:45:

Mi burqa es la lila floripepeada...la que esta como para un guayabo.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Colombiche says on Aug 7, 2007, 14:04:

Listo, si no me reconoce por la burqa, llevo una cartera de Boots and Bags color rosado.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Aug 9, 2007, 09:09:

SAVE THE PIC IN JPG FORMAT
THEN GO TO TINYPIC.COM
PRESS BROWSE
DOUBLE CLICK ON IMAGE
UPOAD
THEN COPY THE FIRST LINK AND POST IT

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Aug 9, 2007, 09:11:

Thanxs mona.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Lucas Freley says on Aug 12, 2007, 11:48:

Q haces Meli, como esta la paisa mas bella de la Commonwealth ? Imagino que muy poco desparche, y muy poca jartera por alla no ? Mucha rumba como en Manila. Take care and bye, el pibe Lucas.

Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati)

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Colombiche says on Aug 13, 2007, 07:57:

Que hubo pibe,

Tan ocupada que ya no son muchos los momentos de desparche pero siempre hay un par de minutos en la vida para "mamar gallo".

Oye y cuando te apuntas pues para el tour gastronomico de Manila, comenzamos en Chipre comiendo oblea con arequipe y crema de leche y rematamos con un cono de ron con pasas de triple bola. Despues te llevo a probrar las empanadas de "Don Juaco" que son las mas ricas de todo Colombia y las sirven con un "pique" de ataque. Luego cuando estes por reventar, te llevo a la panaderia La Suiza a comer milhojas y sapitos ja ja ja ja, te mando para Buenos Aires con una indigestion que tu novia me mata ji jij ji.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Lucas Freley says on Aug 13, 2007, 11:59:

Jajajajajaja...no puedo dejar de reirme...con lo q escribiste...jajajaja...Excelente Meli...jajaja

Sos una maestra. Q rico suena todo lo q decis !!!!!!! Como dicen alla, "Deli". Aunque no sepa lo q es un arequipe, triple bola, "pique" y sapitos...se ve muy tentador. Es verdad si llego a comer todo eso, creo q hago erupcion en el avion. O tal vez no me dejan subir, ya q cuando pase por la aduana sonará el detector de bombas...jaja.

Mi novia ya se pondria celosa de saber q pasaria un dia entero con una bella paisa colombiana como vos...(aca va un guiño de ojito). Se q este comentario ya me está trayendo problemas...ja (aca va el gesto de agarrarme la cabeza).

Bueno "niña", siga derrochando simpatia por los confines de la Commonwealth, ya sea de este lado del atlantico, o del otro.

Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati)

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Colombiche says on Aug 13, 2007, 12:45:

Pues si Lucas, aca estoy, firme en mi mision de alegrar las antisepticas y cuadriculadas calles de esta frigida cuidad con mi latin swing!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Aug 13, 2007, 12:56:

Pique es la salsita picante que le hechamos a las empanadas.

Triple bola son los conos de tres bolas que venden en Chipre, nunca he sido capaz de comerme uno completo.

Arequipe es lo que ustedes llaman dulce de leche, lo comemos con oblea, la oblea es como una hostia gigante, con leche condensanda tambien. Los colombianos somos muy degenerados para comer dulce.

Por cierto, una vez probe un dulce argentino, es como una pasta de batata (creo que asi lo llaman), lo probe en la casa de un amigo Mendocino, su mama lo hace..... ufff deli.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Lucas Freley says on Aug 13, 2007, 14:38:

Meli, gracias por las aclaraciones. Me gustó eso de que los colombianos son muy degenarados para comer dulces...jaja. Bueno tiene su lógica, con tanto bombón que anda dando vueltas por Manizales, Pereira, Cali o Barranquilla...es lógico q les gusten los dulces. Bueno te digo q ahora q entendí de q se trata el menu, ya me estoy tomando el avión...jaja.

El dulce de batata, si es muy rico. También está el de membrillo. Ambos los podés comer con queso (el famoso vigilante). Y también quedan muy ricos como relleno de los pastelitos dulces q hacen en el campo. Me hiciste dar hambre...jaja. Por suerte tengo dulce de batata en la heladera (nevera) !!!!!!!!!

Seguí con tu Latin Swing, q como dice Cerati, "todo lo iluminas"...

Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati)

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Colombiche says on Aug 14, 2007, 20:46:

Hay Lucas, vos sos especialista en Piropos. Deberias escribir "La Guia de Piropero Gaucho" te juro que te vuelves miSHOnario.. je je je.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Lucas Freley says on Aug 15, 2007, 15:06:

Meli...muchisimas gracias por tus elogios. Creeme, q en realidad solo pongo en palabras la belleza q veo o percibo. (Esto es verdadero "chamullo argentino"...jajajajaja). Mmm...me diste una excelente idea. Así q miSHOnario...muy graciosa...imitando mi acento...¿a vos te parece ? Yo te digo cosas lindas...y vos me gastás...
No sería justo q te deje fuera del negocio, ya q es tu idea. Así q vos editás el libro, y aparte me servís de Musa Inspiradora. ¿Te parece? Jajaja.
Por tu halago, acá va uno dedicado a vos:
"A pesar del color de las nubes en este día gris, al pensar en vos, pude ver q azul es el color del cielo". Chan !!!!!!!!!!
Bueno te digo otro: "Ante una mirada o suspiro tuyo, soy capaz de pelearle al viento con mi espada..."

Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati)

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Colombiche says on Aug 15, 2007, 15:35:

Ja ja ja bastante creativos.

Que tal este: "de Manizales a Marinilla.... eres la mujer maravilla" je je je.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Lucas Freley says on Aug 15, 2007, 18:41:

Mmm...no te veo Meli...no te veo...jaja. Lo mio es arte puro, y me salís con eso...Se ve q la Commonwealth te quitó el romanticismo...
A ver este:

"Tus ojos son como
dos lagos de agua cristalina
que se graban en mi retina
desde Colombia hasta Argentina..."

Eso es nivel Meli...jajaja.
Pd: Te aclaro q mi novia me mata si lee todo esto. La verdad q soy un inconsciente. Y encima agradezco q Andrea no sabe q escribo acá. Te aseguro Melisa, q ser un romantico es un problema serio...

Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati)

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LA_MONA says on Aug 23, 2007, 01:42:

Colombiche thankyou so much, what a privilege....I qualify for a vueltiao, can't believe it! Me envias la foto por correo o como hacemos? Muah Muah Muah

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Aug 23, 2007, 11:14:

I would like to take this opportunity to thank my mum and dad, my family, my in-law's, my darling husband and of course I would like to thank God almighty.
Colombiche has spoken.... I am humbled by the trust and confidence of my fellow female member's....but with that trust comes the responisibility to fulfill my female duties...to provide a nicer, more amiable environment on PBH and if necessary kick ass and use my firearm and vueltiao to intimidate and restore order and respect.
God bless Colombia.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Aug 23, 2007, 11:50:

Nice acceptance speech mona!

The honorary colombiana award ceremony has been brought to you by Champu Glemo "caspa yo, uy me escondo!" and Margarina la fina... la preferida en la mesa y cocina.

;)

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Sep 10, 2007, 11:10:

A ja ja ja ja ja ja ja.

si tenemos un varoncito lo ponemos Agapito.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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ahda007 says on Sep 20, 2007, 20:26:

YAY!! colombiche... you finally add me to your friend list after almost 1 whole year :P

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Colombiche says on Sep 20, 2007, 21:01:

Oh... sorry, I didn't know (blush...)

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Sep 21, 2007, 15:19:

You really made me laugh with your ¨what do you get when you put two scoobys-elmos-rubitos together¨ joke. Perhaps you are the smartest person on PBH, certainly the most creative.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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manINred says on Sep 23, 2007, 10:37:

I took the bus along St. Clair yesterday towards Dufferin, and near Oakwood I saw 2 places of note: One was called 'La Paisa' and I think it was a Colombian restaurant, another was called 'Mi Tierra' and it said on the sign something like "Colombian and Latin American goods". I'd go check them out today but I leave Toronto for awhile. It's crazy, these places are so close yet I never noticed them before! Thanks by the way for sharing your knowledge :)

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Colombiche says on Oct 1, 2007, 19:52:

Mantequila, thanks for the compliment, I honestly just write whatever comes to my head, sometimes I actually have to get up in the middle of the night and write stupid things that come to mind, thoughts that keep bombarding me.... one day I will write a satire a la colombiche.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Oct 1, 2007, 19:56:

Maninred... Mi tierra is ok... food not bad but it's pricier and the Menu is lacking a LOT of variety. Service is ok depending when you go. The Establishment is nice.

I still recommend Arrieros on Jane and Annette. Richer menu, dirty cheap, big ass servings. Good taste and very friendly staff.

I know the owners of La Paisa, they are from Manizales. Food is ok, service hmmm... I give it 2/5. Food about 3/5.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Oct 11, 2007, 13:19:

Colombiche! Am I detectng a certain broodiness?.. jaja
And showing your puchecas...hmm does being our new moderator make you feel more uninhibited?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Oct 11, 2007, 13:24:

Broodiness.. nah! Just plain old burn out from work and studying.

Showing puchecas? Where? did I mistakenly upload one of my topless pics ;) ?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Oct 11, 2007, 13:28:

Oh god don't say that there'll be uproar LOL

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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dwmte7 says on Oct 16, 2007, 06:38:

hi, dear. you flatter my aging bones by adding me to your friend's list. don't know what i did to deserve this, but thanks a million. i've been on pbh for 7 years now and you--and others--over the years have been the positive posters, i've enjoyed and respected. keep up the good work. colombia deserves it.
where are you living now? we're stuck here in florida for a bit as our youngest daughter, laura juliana is in a private catholic school here...we don't want her studying in colombia, even though it is her birth place. schools are just much better here. too, she wants to go to georgetown univ. in wash. d.c. to study diplomacy. it's like west point for the military. if one wants to advance in the dip. corps they go to georgetown. when she enters university, her oldest brother, 43 yrs old, can look out for her--he lives in washington. then mom and i can go home, por fin. ojolla. i look forward to sitting on the porch in the finca in llano grande like a yogi looks forward to his, ".....40 years, the begging bowl and the road." after a householder has done 40 years of maintaining his house and family, he's allowed to 'drop out' and become a sadhu. oh, for my 40 years..........
if you're in colombia during navidad, and in medallo, don't miss the candle celebration in por venir. there's nothing like it on earth! really. they put candles in paper bags and let them burn all night. it's more than spactacular. there's millions of candles, literally. por venir is on the edge of rio negro, on the road to the airport. best time is 10 days before navidad.

patriarch

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dwmte7 says on Oct 29, 2007, 04:37:

hello, dear... arctic circle? where? that puts winter in a totally different perspective. i worked in switzerland for a couple of winters, and i got so tired of wearing 3 layers of clothes. i love switzerland and it's people and but the cold weather just sucks.

give me the land of palm trees, anyday. you said you planned (possibly) to be in col. during christmas. if you're in medallo, DONT miss the candle celebration in por venir (rio negro)...there's nothing like it anywhere. they put candles in paper bags and put them in every conceiveable spot. there must be millions of them. it's so incredible...just hard to imagine this spectacle in por venir. too, if in medallo, don't miss a drink/coffee/?? at la casa de los cinco puertos in poblado...another real place. been there about 50 years and the only survivor of poblado past.

keep in touch,

douglas

patriarch

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El Polo says on Oct 30, 2007, 16:28:

"Chat with me if you want to be friends, but if you are looking for a girlfriend, I already have one AND SHE HOT" Jeje NATI

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Colombiche says on Oct 30, 2007, 19:24:

Huh?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 31, 2007, 06:02:

gringolondinense says on Oct 31, 2007, 07:07:

wow great pair of knockers. I like the knockers on the photo too.

Nati what you want? where you go? what you say? :))

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Lauthra (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 31, 2007, 10:37:

kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 31, 2007, 10:39:

Lauthra (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 31, 2007, 13:26:

Colombiche says on Oct 31, 2007, 15:38:

Hi Nati, where you got implants? How much cost me to get implants like u? I hope I be size DD, but I don't know good surgin? Why you no tell me? Who you recommend?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Lauthra (☼Travelguide writer) says on Oct 31, 2007, 16:32:

gringolondinense says on Nov 1, 2007, 04:20:

Yes Lauthra all we need is a nice pair of knockers to be happy :)))) ehehe

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LA_MONA says on Nov 2, 2007, 03:50:

Es que si he entendido bien, la Nati le gusta comer de las dos carnes, por eso esta coquetiando a las chicas tambien ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Man Tequila says on Nov 3, 2007, 10:18:

So you shuffle off the mortal coil, jumping into a swimming pool of amniotic chlorine while Octavio y Su Conjunta reminds you "nunca me pongo triste de cualquier güevonada". Freedom 55.

The insurance should have kicked in by the time you decide to make the trip back from the Underworld and guide the Muiscas. I would guess you don't buy this part of the legend. Kind of spoils the effect, a bit of a Disneyesque and shady three-card-monte shuffle to please the kids.

I once met a guy who wanted to die by being struck by lightning. He watched far too much Weather Channel and drove his VW Bus across the badlands, looking to climb trees in the hurricane's eye. Fatimas being what they are, and fickle, I heard he ended up breaking into a power station by midnight. He ended up okay in an ER, my ER, and was not pleased about it.

I must say, Colombiche, that I think you are a damn fascinating woman. I mean that very sincerely. Please let me know if you want to go some time for cachara, chicharrón or chop suey. I'll bet there isn't another Colombiche anywhere, ever, through thirty thousand years.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 3, 2007, 11:33:

Colombiche you've made Man T say Damn! twice today while talking about you, aww que lindo!!

Watch this space......

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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LA_MONA says on Nov 3, 2007, 11:34:

"I'll bet there isn't another Colombiche anywhere, ever, through thirty thousand years."

Man T can I interest you in teaching some of the guys on here on how to talk to a woman and conquistarla, cos you're doing a fine job of it here!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Man Tequila says on Nov 3, 2007, 11:56:

I still do not know the difference between a piropo and a pirobo.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Cerealkiller says on Nov 3, 2007, 15:29:

Colombiche salga con el muchacho, que pecadito!!! :P

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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Colombiche says on Nov 3, 2007, 16:11:

Ji ji ji, par de entucadoras!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 3, 2007, 16:13:

Mant, I know exactly what your friend (the one that wants to be struck by lightning) has been watching. He has been watching that movie "Powder" and replaying the scene where Powder runs right into a lighting storm and vanishes. As a matter of fact, I am willing to be my life savings on that. Ask him what film inspired him to get hit by lighting and you will see, he will tell you it was "Powder".

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 3, 2007, 16:18:

But yes, I agree that Mant has a way with words, at least he appreciates my eccentricity and understands my strange ass metaphors hee hee.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 3, 2007, 20:44:

I never saw Powder, but I see it came out in 1995. The lightning idea also appears in Douglas Coupland's 1991 book "Generation X". I wouldn't call the guy a friend, exactly; I saw him in my ER twice and treated him both times for very real electrical burns. I doubt I'll see the guy again to ask him about Powder, but you're probably right.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 4, 2007, 14:15:

Oh lord, the things ER doctors and paramedics encounter in their daily lives. I imagine you must get some pretty bizarre emergencies at times. My bosses' sister is also an ER doctor and she tells me once she had a guy come in with a wiener lodged... never mind, I can't even tell the story in public lol, but just remembering it makes me laugh my head off.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 4, 2007, 14:23:

I've seen many things, but I have not seen salami hidden in that fashion.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 4, 2007, 14:31:

I'm on the night shift this weekend. It's sometimes less hectic, but shiftwork kind of sucks. You sleep in late and while away the afternoons doing unproductive things. For example, I spent the last hour or two writing a sonnet that I would like to call my "Poem for Furachogua".

(edited)

Something there is that doesn't love a wall.
That wants it down.
.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 4, 2007, 14:58:

Wow, I really like this part:

"I like to swim past twilight when the sun
Has gone to bed, dressed in lavender sheets."

I would never call the time you spent writing such a beautiful sonnet unproductive.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 4, 2007, 15:00:

Unproductive are the two hours I spent today watching the gastineau girls. I hadn't watched television in 5 months and that show reminded me of why LOL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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slguy says on Nov 5, 2007, 15:32:

Gracia, Colombiche. I'm flattered!

Odd. I gave my sons my TV a year ago, and rarely miss it. Except, of course, for the Gastineau Girls. ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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Colombiche says on Nov 5, 2007, 16:03:

Hey, they are good looking broads I suppose LOL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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slguy says on Nov 5, 2007, 16:19:

lindas pero brutas.....and I WAS only kidding. :)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

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Colombiche says on Nov 5, 2007, 16:20:

The only thing I liked about the show, I thought the chihuahua puppy was cute.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 5, 2007, 17:00:

I've never seen the Gastineau Girls, didn't they get cut after two seasons or something?
I like to see the Daily Show and Colbert Report if I'm around, but it's not like I'd bother to tape them, or get misty-eyed if I miss it for a week. Last TV show I watched faithfully was The Sopranos.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 5, 2007, 17:08:

If I am sitting around and I happen to catch Law and Order or CSI Miami I might just sit through it if the intro catches my attention. Those are the only two shows I really enjoy sometimes.

I also watch Asian Horizons on Sunday morning if I can't sleep in, those Pakistani and Indian music videos crack me up with their 80's style special effects.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 5, 2007, 23:22:

That's hilarious!!

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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capitan_centella says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:10:

Sumercé. . .

como en el jardín de chinos. . .

amigos si?

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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capitan_centella says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:20:

Bueno. . . amigos si.

jajajajajaajajajajajajajajaaj

muchas gracias. . .

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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capitan_centella says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:23:

Sumercé. . . PERO SI YO TRABAJO EN "CHiA" TODOS LOS FINES DE SEMANA!!!!

JAJAJAJAJAJA

Además, bachue la llevo en el corazón. (Un muy buen amigo del colegio vivía en bachué segundo sector, cerca de catalina 2).

Nah. en serio. . . gracias a dios la mitología muisca no ha sido tan pasteurizada como la griega o la nórdica. Otro elemento que nos identifica como colombianos. . .

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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Colombiche says on Nov 6, 2007, 13:16:

en chia.... trabajas en Andrew Cow Meat :>) ???

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 6, 2007, 16:41:

Bak n'what, love?

Darling I stayed inside a little resort and didn't venture out much, it was quite a few years ago and I have no idea the name of the beach..

It was beautiful, sounds like you had fun! I'd say travelling with you is a whole lot of fun ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 6, 2007, 18:47:

Bak'n shark, shark burger, the pride of T&T. Sounds scary, tastes glorious if you eat the bak'n shark on a little shack by the parking lot across the road from maracas beach.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 6, 2007, 18:57:

Why does that sound scary? Shark fajitas are delicious, clearly shack shark snacks rock (not shock).

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 6, 2007, 19:08:

Well, to me, the thought of eating an ocean dwelling carnivore is kind of icky. After a day of lying in the sun and sweating profusely, I felt brave enough to eat it. It was quite good.

I also never had the guts to eat crocodile fingers or anything of the sort.

I did try frog legs once at Le Papillon.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 6, 2007, 19:29:

I have heard there is a restaurant called Omnivore in Nairobi, Kenya where you can get any type of bizarre meat. I don't seek stuff like that out, but the likes of frog legs do not scare me. Have you tried hormiga?

I get the feeling the Beijing Night Market would not make you hungry. Psssst. Don't watch this video.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 6, 2007, 19:42:

No. A couple of months ago I took a bag of hormigas santadereanas that I brought from Colombia to work. About half my coworkers ate some, even this wonder bread soccer mom, ate a few. I was humbled by how adventurous these suburban types can be if given the chance hahaha.

What on earth is that on your video ewww eww eww, are those pinchos de cucaracha?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 6, 2007, 20:17:

Scorpions. I tried some and they kind of taste like shrimp.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 7, 2007, 12:48:

I bet you'd like them if you ate them on Maracas Beach. ;)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 7, 2007, 12:52:

Is that an offer Man T? Jijiji

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 7, 2007, 12:54:

Scorpions??? No!!! They could taste like bubblegum and I still wouldn't come within a 10 meter distance.....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 7, 2007, 13:01:

They taste okay but are still very gross. I did it on a bet, but I think I would forego repeating the experience. Scorpions are way grosser than hormiga, which, to say the least, aren't exactly at the top of my food chain.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 7, 2007, 13:12:

People eat pinchos de cucaracha? Yeccccch. You wouldn't get me in five feet of that. I tried cuy when I went to Peru, kind of strange. I don't care for insectidae, even if it can't walk or is missing its patica principal.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 7, 2007, 13:18:

"even if it can't walk or is missing ita patica principal" lmao!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 7, 2007, 15:32:

I couldn't even put an ant in my mouth, let alone a scorpion, gas fuchi fo.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 7, 2007, 15:52:

I'm surprised you brought back ants at all, more so than the suburbanites eating them -- but I'm guessing it was mainly the younger and more adventurous types who did. Not the ones who think of celery salt as an exotic spice.

Are gas, fuchi and fo -- all about the same level of disgust? Where is guacala?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 04:57:

Just about. I don't really use guacala, just "gasssss". The fuchi fo is only for special occasions.

I brought back the ants because I was daring myself to eat them one day, but it didn't happen.

The guy that ate the most ants was chinese (okay, no surprise there), but there were two that impressed me, they were both wonderbread white, like 12th generation canadian. ONe was a soccermom in her late 40's who thinks any name that is not "Doug" or "Steve" is ethnic.

There aren't really any young young pups in my office, I am actually the youngest. The next youngest person I think is 36.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:08:

You mean next up or next down? Jiji

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 07:27:

ohhhh I'm waaay below that... i won't hit 36 for a while

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 8, 2007, 12:37:

If I bought ants into the hicktown place I'm working now, I am sure no one would try them. Some people will try "exotic" foods I've made like Rogan Josh, empanadas, those cold rice paper Vietnamese spring rolls or Pad Thai. Time to move on from this one-horse town and see the cities of the world. I would be the second youngest in your office, but not by much, so I figure extended travel is better sooner than later, sí o qué? ;)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 13:05:

It's good to travel when you are young. I don't believe in giving up pleasure now so I can

a) die young and leave my money in the bank
b) travel and have fun when I am old

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 8, 2007, 13:22:

Si o que? Tan lindooooo!! jajaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Man Tequila says on Nov 8, 2007, 13:31:

I made the mistake of working too hard when I was young, but had some pleasure and have been lucky enough to travel widely. Point (a) is right on the money, it is time for me to live. That won't happen in Hicksville, that's for sure.

I love it when Colombians say "tan lindooo" (and clearly in La Mona there beats a Colombian heart). More so, I love the fact that Colombians say that so often.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 14:17:

You are still very young, and you probably have seen more places in a year than the people of hickville have read about.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 8, 2007, 14:24:

People in Hicksville only read whatever Oprah is shilling that week, if at all. Lots of folks here read less than one or two books a year, and those are the folks that like to read. I am too smart live here, but dumb enough that I do.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 19:23:

"I am too smart live here, but dumb enough that I do."

That quote was brilliant.

Well, hickville certainly sounds like it just isnt' the place to be.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 8, 2007, 19:57:

Lots of white people move to Hicksville from Toronto. They love it. Traditional churches, three flavours of Wonder Bread, the wanton and reckless debauchery of the summer sod festival. Time to go, and damn the snow.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 20:21:

Maybe them wonderbread folks are leaving Toronto and moving up to Hicksville because they are running away from us third world immigrants.

I am hoping we will get enough colombians up here so we can officially change the name from Toronto to La Toronja, La Gran Toronja (the poor man's Gran Manzana).

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 8, 2007, 20:30:

Digame compa usted no es del valle del Magdalena ni de Bolivar,
Pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida.
Y yo le dije si a usted le inspira saber la tierra de donde soy,
Con mucho gusto y mucho honor, yo soy del centro de la Gran Torjira...



Hmmm, just got the Toronja - Manzana thing... slow on the uptake... TO may never be Nueva York but I'll bet we can use the term "world class" more than they do.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 21:01:

At least I'm making you think ha ha.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 8, 2007, 21:19:

Better late than never. Hicksville isn't Gran Toronja, I probably only speak Spanish four times a week. A lot of the tree farm workers are Mexican, sometimes they hurt themselves or overdose on mushrooms. I've talked to quite a few Colombian construction workers. We get a lot more francophones. My Spanish is functional but intermediate -- I should review my grammar and verbs.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 9, 2007, 02:39:

OK so sorry to interrupt here..but CK, Man T and I am pretty sure that I am an "embucadora", but we'd just like confirmation of what it actually means?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 9, 2007, 05:45:

Embucadora o entucadora? :)

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:29:

Entucadora. I think I can guess what it means. But never heard it, and for once my Google-fu is failing me.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 9, 2007, 13:21:

You are the Google guru.... weren't you the one that was able to dig up the colombian coffee commercial that I just couldn't find?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 9, 2007, 15:44:

That was a very good commercial. I remember it from when I was six years old.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 9, 2007, 17:28:

I love the stuff you find on Youtube.

I have never met anybody who is a fervent follower of Francisco Cespedes' music. I think he is a poet that happens to recite his poems with music in the background. I would kill to sit in the same room as him for a couple of hours. But sure enough, I found it him Youtube.

I'm off to the frigid streets of T.O, to live my vida loca.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 10, 2007, 00:30:

Kind of a haunting poem. I like it. Sure beats superstitions, black cats and voodoo dolls.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 10, 2007, 08:35:

Oops entucadora jajaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 10, 2007, 09:48:

Volvio a aparecer la mona, estaba muy calladita, andaba de pura mirabelli ja ja ja.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 10, 2007, 09:51:

Another one of my favourite cuban artists, Polo Montanez, they plucked this guy right out of the cuban monte to record an album.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 10, 2007, 09:59:

Jajaja

Solo quecuando hay moros en la costa, hay que mermarle a la actividad, me entendes?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Man Tequila says on Nov 10, 2007, 10:01:

I have heard a few of Polo Montanez's songs, Pod is a fan and got me interested. He was certainly a prodigy. I wouldn't know how to classify that type of music.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 10, 2007, 10:06:

It has a lot of son montuno / son guajiro in it.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 10, 2007, 10:28:

Oh I do like this new pic, Man T will be disappointed though, I think he really liked Bachue (sp)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Man Tequila says on Nov 10, 2007, 12:22:

I like the idea of Bachué. This picture is odd, I kind of like the new pic. It reminds a bit of a Spanish Magritte, except with half a dead bullfighter, on piece of toast, while woman and audience of Princess Leias watch impassively. Uh oh. ;) Well, "nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending."

Well, it is a fascinating painting, and who else would post this? I don't fully know why it reminds me of Magritte, but it does.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 10, 2007, 12:50:

Anyway, I would like to meet for coffee sometime. I still am fascinated by what you post.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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nueva york bombero says on Nov 11, 2007, 18:05:

Hello there! I'm the new kid on the block I guess!

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LA_MONA says on Nov 12, 2007, 06:28:

Colombiche I had a look on your posts for the vallenato thread and it aint there, how come? I'll find it anyway...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 12, 2007, 07:46:

Really? Let me have a look....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 12, 2007, 07:49:

I just did a google search and that was it, voilá!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Man Tequila says on Nov 12, 2007, 10:57:

I bagged groceries at an IGA grocery store. They made us wear these red polyester pajama suits and one of those stripy aprons in "The Bay" colour scheme. We looked like idiots.

I used to referee soccer games, since I was 12. Many of the teams were divided along ethnic lines, predictably there were always lots of fights. I also worked as a sous-chef in a Greek restaurant for awhile.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 12, 2007, 11:19:

IGA is certainly a couple of notches above where I worked LOL. Think the most crowded, busiest supermarket in town.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 12, 2007, 11:22:

ohhh, I've got a friend at IGAAAAAA... lol.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 12, 2007, 21:39:

Sorry Colombiche. Your same comment on my page (I thought my work somewhat raw...) came through twice for some reason, 20 minutes apart. I had already answered it, and was going to give the same answer (There is alot to be said...) a second time too. But was too lazy to bother. A bad and confusing joke. My apologies.

Though I do not know a great deal about the Toronto Latino community, it would seem to me wise to expand the appeal beyond the 1% of politically active, artsy-fartsy university Latinos.

I would guess you worked in one of the crappy downtown Dominions (are the still there?), either near Ryerson or U of T. I have only spent a couple summers living in TO myself, and may not be aware of busier and more crowded stores there. IGA was okay, I guess. I still bag a mean grocery. I no longer wear stripy aprons or red polyester pants.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 12, 2007, 23:16:

I also no longer try to knock down two litre pop bottle triangles, using frozen turkeys. "Turkey bowling" is harder than it looks.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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gringolondinense says on Nov 13, 2007, 04:13:

Hi Colombiche. Fancy a shag?

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Colombiche says on Nov 13, 2007, 07:02:

Don't smoke matey, but a "cafe americano" would be "brilliant."

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 13, 2007, 07:58:

Nope, Dominion is stylin'.

I worked at No Frills, our uniform had a drawing of a bunch of bananas right on the T-shirt.

I was a cashier so I had to spend boring long hours scanning groceries. I used to keep myself entertained by trying to guess where the people in my line were from, what language they spoke etc. I would also try to guess what kind of groceries they had in their cart before hand.

The funnest was when latinos came through my line and started talking about me right in front of my face because they didn't think I looked latina. I once had an ecuadorian lady giving her daughter instructions on how to sneak out the coke cases at the bottom of the cart, she was saying all this right in front of me. When they were about to leave I go: "senora, me hace el favor y me pasa las coca colas que lleva debajo del carrito", she turned pale ha ha ha.

If she hadn't talked about the cases she was hiding I would never had noticed them.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 13, 2007, 08:31:

I guess you look for entertainment where you can. I can see myself trying to identify languages, but I think I would draw the line at guessing groceries. "Ummmm.... seems like a milk drinker. Bet he likes bread." They don't have anything exotic in the No Frills I've seen, but it's probably different in Toronto.

Those crazy ecuadorian ladies! Serves her right. We had a lot of people steal stuff from IGA, try and walk out of there with six pounds of steak beneath the winter coat.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 13, 2007, 10:16:

Is that a monster in your hijab, or are you just happy to see me? (lol)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 13, 2007, 11:24:

ha? You talking about my new avatar?

It's an abstract orchid,the flower of Colombia.

I thought putting a photo of a plain ol' orchid was blah.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 13, 2007, 11:25:

Ohhh, doh! I got it, you are talking about people hiding cold cuts under their coats. I just ate a big lunch and the blood is not circulating to my cerebelo.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 13, 2007, 13:03:

Actually, I was talking about your avatar. It kind of looks like the reflection of a sea monster in the top bit. Cold cuts under the coats makes sense too -- it was a pretty random sort of comment, wasn't it? I think you're a couple steps ahead of me.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 13, 2007, 13:46:

I think it looks more like a cobra snake than a sea monster ha ha ha.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 13, 2007, 14:57:

Kind of a cross between a cobra, Spongebob Squarepants, a dancing Mini Wheat, Cthulhu.

It would have taken me a long time to guess that was an orchid. You have good taste.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:05:

You are the first person who has ever written these words:
-- Dominion is stylin' .

I want to take you up on your earlier offer and pay you five cents a word to write a poem of such loveliness and floweridad that you are helplessly seduced. ;)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:18:

I meant that compared to No Frills, Dominion IS stylin'. Anything is pretty much styling compared to No Frills, even Fortino's.

But hey, I am not ashamed to admit it. That was me in the banana T-shirt. A survivor, a colombian middle class princess turned ghetto kid overnight.... CUZ LIFE IS LIK DAT PPL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:23:

You are paying me to write a poem to seduce.. myself? Hmmmmm how the heck should I approach this one?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:29:

Oh. I thought your poem was CUZ LIFE IS LIK DAT PPL. I was thinking I was getting pisspoor value from my thirty cents. Not so flowery. ;)

If I had a banana shirt I would wear it to work. I figure you can't get upset at much if your shirt has bananas on it.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:34:

LOL, I know. I once had a customer put her face 3 inches away from my face and call me a "fucking little bitch". I was going to punch her out but then I am like "I have bananas on my shirt, how can I even throw a punch under these circumstances?"

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:35:

And she called me that because I was pushing the conveyor pedal and squashed her perfectly replaceable loaf of wonder bread.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:40:

I'm not saying I offed anyone, but I hear no one ever checks the dumpsters behind IGA too carefully. I understand. I know that Wonder Bread is surprsingly squashable.

Maybe it is a good thing you had the banana shirt on. I'd bet your manager would blame your colombianidad if you offed someone.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:42:

well, I certainly had my colombianidad work against me in court.

Oops did I say that?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:43:

(whistles tunelessly).. Dum da dum dee da... (twiddle) ... doo doo doo... and how are you today, Officer Whitebred?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:47:

Once in my line up, this iranian girl butted in front of a jamaican lady. The jamaican lady kept swearing at her, and then suddenly picked the divider stick and broke the iranian girl's nose. I had blood land on my banana shirt.

I had to go to court and testify. I thought Queen Latifah was going to off me.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:52:

Not good when there is blood on the bananas.

Divider sticks might break the odd nose but are not so good for stabbing. It is probably a good thing grocery stores don't have peinillas.

That is a good story. I can see the Queen being unimpressed. She broke someone's nose becuase she butted in? Jamaica mistake? Man, the Queen wouldn't last too long in Locombia.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 11:20:

I have lots of good stories. There was some big schitzophrenic German guy who used to come in wearing soccer shorts and a tank top during the winter time. He would always carry this ginormic German flag, the pole of the flag covered in carpet material (I guess his hands got cold?).

One time he freaked out on me because he said I wouldn't tell him what the tomatoes were saying about him behind his back. I was like "don't worry dude, the tomatoes say really nice things about you when you are not here". He wouldn't believe me, so his face turned blood red and he grabbed my neck with one had and told me when was going to strangle me. The security guard came by and kicked his ass out of the store.

I swear to god every word of this story is true. I am actually laughing as I type it.


I am going to compile a book one day.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 11:24:

None of these crazy motherf*88rs would last one day in colombia, ha ha ha.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 14, 2007, 12:01:

gringolondinense says on Tuesday November 13th, 2007 4:13:
"Hi Colombiche. Fancy a shag?"

Colombiche says on Tuesday November 13th, 2007 7:02:
"Don't smoke matey, but a "cafe americano" would be "brilliant."

Good one biche LMAO

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 12:07:

Where have you been Mona... welcome back.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 14, 2007, 12:12:

Geez only a day and a half jaja
Got some problems at home so a bit busy ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 12:14:

Day and a half, huh? You even count the halves... that is some serious withdrawal ha ha.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 14, 2007, 12:15:

This is what I mean! Actually no hold on, I think it was 2 days wow I'm slowly getting away jajaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 12:19:

It happens. I have gotten away for extended periods of time but now as a mod i have to check in and do my thang.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 14, 2007, 12:29:

Yo do your thang girl ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Man Tequila says on Nov 14, 2007, 21:05:

You want to go for a cafe americano let me know. Colombiche is all talk and no nickel-a-word poetry.

Of course I believe the tomato story. You would not believe the stories I could tell you about emergency patients. I would have told him the truth -- "The Heinz tomatoes like your patriotism, Hans, but the Primo's think you're loco."

One of the good ones was a guy dressed as Spider Man who came in with a head injury. Seems his friend was turned on when he dressed as Spider Man, more so when he climbed on to the dresser to jump on to her bed. They had both been drinking. Ambulancer driver told me she was tied down. He jumped, hit his head on the headboard or baseboard and he passed out. A neighbour heard the thump, or the woman, and called an ambulance. The ambulance drivers didn't bother to remove the Spider Man costume when they went to pick him up...

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 15, 2007, 01:01:

Spreaeagle? Don't you mean eagle sprea?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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LA_MONA says on Nov 15, 2007, 01:07:

"You want to go for a cafe americano let me know. Colombiche is all talk and no nickel-a-word poetry." Colombiche un cafecito, I'm sure you can find time for one little cafecito?
-La Entucadora.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 05:28:

Eagle spread...... Hey estop making fon of mai englich okey, gua yur problen?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 15, 2007, 07:36:

You can't take these Mickey Mouse comments too serious.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 11:27:

Oh I didn't, I was just joking

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:04:

Oh, I know. I just wanted to say Mickey Mouse. What wrong with you, you no like mouse? Eyeball best part, juicy juicy. Yeccch.

I wonder what voices tomatoes talk in. Beefsteak ones probably have a deep bass. Plum tomatoes sound posher. Those grape ones might be a little whiny. Do you think paisas might sound like cherry tomatoes? Maybe tomatoes don't like me, they don't tell me squat.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:08:

Ha ha ha. I'm in the middle of a conference call and you made me laugh right into the receiver.

Shit, I might have to fly out to london saturday afternoon, talk about short notice man. Then from there they want me to go to Munich. These guys are on drugs.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:14:

All my conversations with the tomatoes are to remain confidential.

Tomatoes know a lot. I even know what this Fatima secret is all about, I heard it straight from the mouth of a virgin mary shaped tomatoe, but I am not talking. No voy a decir ni pio.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:22:

I think I am too nice to the tomatoes. You gotta lay down the law. "You see that paste over there? It didn't want to say nothin' either". "I want you to meet my friend Ronco". Yeah, you can make a tomato talk if you speak the right language.

I don't like tomatoes all that much.

London? Munchen? Sonds pretty crappy if just a day or two in each. I like Berlin, but Munich doesn't do it for me.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:24:

Never been to Munchen, what's there to do there?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:39:

I have spent three or four days in Munich so am no expert.

Munchen has a lot of good places and "gardens" to drink beer (some famous one like the Hofbrauhaus; Oktoberfest is in Munich). I like pretzels and sausages but German food doesn't do it for me. There are a lot of Turkish in Germany with various ethnic restaurants that serve food I prefer to the heavy German stuff.

Lots of nice parks and architecture in Munich. Good (but pricy) shopping if into that sort of thing. A lot of students, but I found the vibe much more conservative and less bohemian than Berlin. Several stuffy museums and schlossen (old castles -- Nymphenburg the best I saw), though the old art gallery (alte pinksomething?) was pretty good. Opera and ballet are popular, getting a ticket would be harder than you think. Good orchestra. I found the Olympic stuff somewhat boring. Several clubs which played a lot of techno but closed early, unlike the all night raves in Berlin.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 15, 2007, 12:48:

Munich is like a postcard, but less so than Paris. I like Paris far more than Munich, which is orderly and sometimes decadent but has fewer signs of life.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 13:11:

I liked Paris but I found it too post-cardish. The narrow walkways teeming with phantasmagoric hustle and bustle, I wanted to poke an arm through the odd pedestrian to make sure they were real and not something out the stale page of a Hemingway novel.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 15, 2007, 13:20:

I like Paris but there are better places in France. Munich is quite pretty but in a way that seems prissy and artificial, like the stores in a theme park or big ski hill.

Wear the banana shirt next time you go to Paris. I think that would make travel less taxing too. Might relax the customs guys. I'll bet mules never have banana shirts.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 13:26:

Never been to Munich, but it doesn't appeal to me.

If parisiennes can't be fun, imagine the germans!

Oddly enough, I was cruising down the Seine and I found myself thinking "that's it?".... my heart was craving the sights of a coffee plantation, or la sabana de bogota or the colonial streets of Cartagena.

I suppose this, more than anything else, makes me a real colombian..... the fact that I am longing for my little corner of South America .... even when I am supposed to be awe stricken because I am standing at the foot of the Eiffel tower... or the Empire State.... or the Big Ben....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 15, 2007, 13:53:

I always liked travelling in South America much more than Europe. Old buildings and postcards are okay for a while. Famous touristy spots often a let down, long lines, expectations unmet. Give me people who are friendly and unpretentious.

Munich left me cold. The Colombians are way more fun than the Germans, and smile one heckuva lot more. Berlin is a little more international, and with East Berlin has a cool bohemian vibe, but it is still a German city. In Colombia, people want tourists to share their music and culture and have a good time. People in Colombia are always eager to tell a joke or hear a story. German jokes hurt my ears.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 15, 2007, 13:56:

My company is german btw. Once I told one of my colleagues from Munich that Germans are too rigid, orderly and can't tell a joke.

He was like "Zat's not true, I can tell many jokes, watch: Joke #1.....".

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 15, 2007, 14:39:

Jajaja.

"Your German likes nature, but his idea of nature is a glorified Welsh
Harp. He takes great interest in his garden. He plants seven rose trees
on the north side and seven on the south, and if they do not grow up all
the same size and shape it worries him so that he cannot sleep of nights.
Every flower he ties to a stick. This interferes with his view of the
flower, but he has the satisfaction of knowing it is there, and that it
is behaving itself. The lake is lined with zinc, and once a week he
takes it up, carries it into the kitchen, and scours it. In the
geometrical centre of the grass plot, which is sometimes as large as a
tablecloth and is generally railed round, he places a china dog. The
Germans are very fond of dogs, but as a rule they prefer them of china.
The china dog never digs holes in the lawn to bury bones, and never
scatters a flower-bed to the winds with his hind legs. From the German
point of view, he is the ideal dog. He stops where you put him, and he
is never where you do not want him." -- Jerome K Jerome, Three Men In A Bummel.

** This was written in 1900. Guess it was funny then. ;)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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capitan_centella says on Nov 15, 2007, 14:43:

Yeap I do work on "ANDREW COW MEAT". . . As an part time actor. (I got the job' couse I do speak a fairly good english). . .

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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David Pristupa says on Nov 16, 2007, 16:49:

Am I not your friend any more ? You
are my friend but I was too shy to tell
you :(

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Man Tequila says on Nov 16, 2007, 19:43:

Well, buen viaje if you ended up in England or Germany, and so much the better if you didn't.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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capitan_centella says on Nov 16, 2007, 20:54:

Colombiche, acabé de leer su correo. . . miercoles, me lo perdí ! ! ! ! !

Mañana la llamo. Yo pensé que sumercé no estaba en bogotá. . .Igual superchévere conocernos.

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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Colombiche says on Nov 17, 2007, 14:23:

Didn't end up going to the UK this weekend...

Capitan, que mas quisiera yo que estar en bogota en este momento pero no estoy por esos lares, estoy en el polo norte :( , pero por seguro que cuando este en bogota nos tomamos un canelazo Me imagino que la persona que te envio el correo tiene un nick similar al mio?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 17, 2007, 14:23:

David Pristupa, I though I had you on my list of friends... hmmmm, let me see.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 17, 2007, 14:24:

You are on my list of friends David, have been for a while..

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 17, 2007, 18:07:

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 17, 2007, 18:34:

*

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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capitan_centella says on Nov 18, 2007, 21:27:

NO colombiche, yo pensé que era usted la que me enviaba esa invitación. . . . en serio. . . creo que alguien se metió a su cuenta. Revise a ver.

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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Colombiche says on Nov 19, 2007, 05:15:

"creo que alguien se metió a su cuenta."

Hmmmm, otra vez? Maldita sea....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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capitan_centella says on Nov 19, 2007, 08:33:

Hay sumercé acabé de leer su correo. . . que pena con webmanco!. . . jajajajajajajaajajajajaja

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

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Colombiche says on Nov 19, 2007, 10:25:

Fresco, todo bien!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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David Pristupa says on Nov 19, 2007, 20:43:

Ah thanks Colombiche I thought I didn't
See my name....I'am SO insecure.....I did
have a good weekend.....I got drunk with a coworker that invited me to her party.
I realized some of the most meaning intelligent conversations after too many
.....I feel SO good to have a female
drinking buddy:))))))

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Colombiche says on Nov 20, 2007, 08:37:

are you in colombia right now David?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 20, 2007, 09:25:

Sigh. Despite my clumsy expressions, and poor impressions, I just want you to know that I am really a highly ethical person.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 20, 2007, 10:24:

I counted at least 3 sighs on your last few posts. I sense frustration, a bit of pent up rage and bottled up creative energy. Ke pasa Mexicasa, is the genesis of winter in hickville dampening your spirit?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 20, 2007, 11:14:

Maybe a little. More frustration than anger, for reasons which are more complicated than the winter solstice -- am not an angry person. I will be getting out of Hicksville soon and expect things to look brighter. I've been successful in negotiating some time off. I will travel, move to the city, be refreshed. I need a change.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 22, 2007, 06:20:

This is my song today. Everyday has a song and this is mine for the day....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 22, 2007, 06:42:

A good song (but no Youston Yamileth). Oiste, no has recibido mi pm?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 22, 2007, 07:32:

Haber, recibi uno ayer, a ese te refieres? Te lo voy a responder ahorita.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 23, 2007, 11:51:

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 23, 2007, 11:57:

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 24, 2007, 18:40:

I was sorry to hear you are sick. Most cases of food poisoning take twelve to twenty-four hours, it is possible it was not the Peruvian place. Hope you're back on your feet soon.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 25, 2007, 09:19:

Thanks ManT I am up now, but that was a nasty 12 hours or so I spent. I got really dizzy, nauseous and well.... the rest is history. Kind of ruined my lomo saltado experience.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 25, 2007, 10:17:

Glad you're feeling a little better. Guess it'll be awhile before you visit that place again or eat lomo saltado lol. Most causes of food poisoning are bacterial, but if it develops within 1-6 hours it would be due to toxins or chemicals.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 25, 2007, 15:52:

After the meal, we went for coffee and pastries on college street. I felt fine, drove home and started feeling really really dizzy. I started feeling nauseous and shivering. I hugged the porcelain god, wrote a post on PBH and crawled into bed (exactly in that order). Called my friend and she felt fine but that is because she had fish instead of chicken.

I don't know what the hell that was, but I felt better by this mornin.... I am still a bit queasy.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 25, 2007, 17:17:

Well, gotta admire your dedication to PBH... Pollo, pastry, puke, post, pass out...

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 26, 2007, 08:02:

P to the power of 5.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 26, 2007, 08:02:

P to the power of 5.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 26, 2007, 09:04:

Isn't it freaky you were also born with a fang? That can't be common at all, don't tell me you don't believe in Celestine prophecies. ;)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 26, 2007, 09:13:

We must be the chosen ones. Maybe there are only a few of us fang bearers walking the earth, and we must meet one day on one of the earth's chakras.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 26, 2007, 09:14:

I wonder what our mission is.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 26, 2007, 09:20:

I hope it involves ajiaco.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 26, 2007, 09:22:

You have an ajiaco fetish!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 26, 2007, 21:57:

I like ajiaco, and vampires are said to dislike garlic, but if I'm pretty sure I'd survive if I never had a bowl of ajiaco again. I mean I only had it for the first time two years ago, and seemed to be doing okay. I'm about 99% sure I just ate the ajiaco and did not use it fetishistically -- I hardly remember rubbing any of it on my nipples. You think of a better mission and we'll talk.

Isn't there an Earth chakra in Alberta? Nothing against rednecks, but I'd prefer to go to the one in Hawaii or the Himalayas. The reason so few fang-bearers walk the Earth is because dentists conspire to remove fangs at an early age, turning dangerous vampyrs into harmless frucos.

I am willing to accept some "irrational" phonomena, but other stuff just makes no sense to me. Auras? If you see them, you see them. I don't. Psychics? Some people are very perceptive, you wanna call it ESP I won't complain; my mother is like this, I can be too. Celestine prophecies? I find them a bit simplistic, but won't argue the premise. Chakras? I guess it depends just what one means by this. Ghosts? Maybe. Sasquatch? Nuh-HUH.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 27, 2007, 05:31:

"turning dangerous vampyrs into harmless frucos"

ha haha haha.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Nov 27, 2007, 05:39:

Mujer florero (Marilia A. Casares)

De mayor quiero ser mujer florero
metidita en casita yo te espero
las zapatillas de cuadros preparadas
todo limpio y muy bien hecha la cama

De mayor quiero hacerte la comida
mientras corren los niños por la casa
y aunque poco nos vemos
yo aquí siempre te espero
porque yo sin ti es que yo,
es que no soy nada y

Quiero ser tu florero,
con mi cintura ancha
muy contenta cuando me das el beso de la semana
Es mi sueño todo limpio
es mi sueño estar en bata
y contar a las vecinas las desgracias que me pasan

De mayor quiero ser mujer florero
serán órdenes siempre tus deseos
porque tú sabes más de todo, quiero
regalarle a tu casa todo mi tiempo

Y por la noche te haré la cenita
mientras ves el partido o alguna revista
y hablaré sin parar de mi día casero
no me escuchas no me miras
¡ay! cuánto te quiero

Quiero ser tu florero,
con mi cintura ancha
muy contenta cuando me das el beso de la semana
Es mi sueño todo limpio
es mi sueño estar en bata
y contar a las vecinas las desgracias que me pasan

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 11:17:

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 28, 2007, 11:31:

I was thinking something slightly hipper ..

http://www.aeclectic.net/tarot/cards/kama-sutra/

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 14:09:

But the bad breakfast makes such a cute little face. And it probably has way less references to mango fruit and weird words that are hard to remember (Is there a Devabandha card? How tricky does this get if the card is reversed?)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 28, 2007, 14:43:

Devab...what?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 14:48:

See what I mean? The Kama Sutra is full of stuff like that. ;)

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Colombiche says on Nov 28, 2007, 16:24:

Maybe I just know it by a different name aja ja jaa.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 16:42:

Maybe you do. But Devabandha sounds better than "sexy time dance of the fruca". ;)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 19:30:

Jaja. Aja. Jaa. I always thought Weird Al was over-rated -- I mean it is easy to parody popular songs. Geez, half the you-tube Yasuri Yamileth copies are as good. Brother was neither a Fruco nor a fang-bearer nor a wearer of yellow tees. He was old enough to have known better than to buy 3-D, or whatever that album was called.

You know I have only the greatest respect for you, querida (and doubtless dream of you in your red Fogosa outfit, looking and talking like a Killer Tomato). But the evidence would suggest you (1) Either knew some of the words to Eat It yourself or (2) Took the time to Google it. And here I was thinking you were cultured and hip. I would agree it takes someone highly unique to post "las letanias del guayabo", though. ;)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 28, 2007, 19:40:

It takes somebody highly unique to WRITE las letanias del guayabo, posting it took absolutely no effort or talent in my part. :P

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 20:09:

You could argue it takes someone more unique to write, rather than post, las letanias -- but I would bet many Colombians have never heard of it (and the rest would pretend this is so).

You forget I am psychic and never wrong about these things. You can take the fang from a fruco, but you can't fake the funk, or crack the chakra.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 28, 2007, 20:12:

Looks like John Jairo Perez y Don Ebrio are the Weird Al's of Colombia...

Is there a Colombian "Cama Sutra"? Maybe everything is named after Juan Valdez bebidas, salsa and frutas -- "El Nevado Wiccao", "El Grupo Niche", "Lulo en pura leche"...lol. I'll stick to the Indian names. ;)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 29, 2007, 07:22:

Now we're in for it, I've angered the paisa by suggesting she knew the words to "Eat It", breakfast tarot, and by using Colombian stereotypes! Take cover, boys! This tomato is about to blow! ;)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 29, 2007, 07:47:

Yeah, many colombians will act like they don't know this kind of music but after 2 guaros you realize the know the lyrics jajaja.

My cousin in Bogota introduced me to "Las Letanias de Guayabo" Christmas 2006, he must have played it 10 times that night.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 29, 2007, 09:17:

Ten times! I listened to Letanias 2 or 3 times so I could understand the Spanish. And that was enough, frankly. I found a few Colombians who acted like they didn't know who Octavio Mesa was until they had a few drinks too.

I met a few female lawyers in Colombia, and they ALL tried to teach me as many pirobos as they could, presumably so I could insult strangers and get myself in serious trouble. I did have fun watching people abreact to "Entonces qué, marica"... they would look stunned for a few seconds, decide whether to try and clock me, then laugh and buy me a drink.

I have a friend (it wasn't me, smartie) who put "Sexyback" on the pub jukebox ten times in a row, and it nearly started a massive brawl. It seems that hearing the golden voice of Justin Timberlake for half an hour was excessive and cruel. The Letanias is funnier but it grates -- like slamming a taxi door or crunching all the pappadoms in Pondicherry at the same time.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Nov 29, 2007, 10:44:

You listened to las letanias 3 times?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Nov 29, 2007, 11:36:

Well twice. I understood about 80% the first time round, and was under the impression if I listened to it again I would pick up more. I managed to listen to most of it a second time. There exists the possibility my computer speakers may have suffered damage had it been inflicted on me thrice. Ten times, and I couldn't be answerable for the consequences. ;)

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Dec 4, 2007, 20:50:

*

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Man Tequila says on Dec 5, 2007, 10:45:

The bat signal was removed because I was worried it would be misinterpreted. It was not meant to be in bad taste, but it was a bad joke. I am sorry, and regret posting it.

I will send you a pm.

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podborski says on Dec 5, 2007, 16:26:

ok someone please tell me if this is man t's or colombiche's profile? I stated to read somewhere about tomatoes and now I am all the way down here and I don't have time to scroll way back up?

and I forget what I was going to say too

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Colombiche says on Dec 5, 2007, 16:36:

Mi profile, su profile...

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Dec 7, 2007, 15:21:

The bat signal would be better if it came with a Bacardi and Coke, tabaco y ron...

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Dec 9, 2007, 10:10:

Ver árbol no vemos bosque
Time will pass and slip away.

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Man Tequila says on Dec 9, 2007, 14:58:

I have known a lot of friendship,
Really life has been quite gracious.
Learned a lot of hidden secrets,
Been ambitious and audacious.

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Man Tequila says on Dec 9, 2007, 15:24:

Look at the stars.
All pretty and stuff.

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Colombiche says on Dec 9, 2007, 16:07:

I am not in the embers, I'm cool.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Dec 10, 2007, 12:52:

Sometimes, I just don't know what I read!.. lol....

It's Monday and I'm tired...............................................

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Man Tequila says on Dec 10, 2007, 20:01:

The embers are just a figure of speech. They don't speak to whether you are cool or cold.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Dec 10, 2007, 20:10:

I didn't mean cool in the literal sense. I mean cool as in "I'm coo bro".

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Dec 10, 2007, 20:13:

Coo? You don't speak pigeon English?

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Colombiche says on Dec 10, 2007, 20:17:

I do speak pigeon english very well, as well as pigeon spanish (aka cucurrucucu).

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Dec 10, 2007, 20:59:

Why you talk funny, vato? Dios mio, cucurrucucu? Kukuxumusu? Ay. Ay. Ay. Ay. Ay.

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adrimm (Moderator) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Dec 17, 2007, 12:27:

Colombiche says on Dec 17, 2007, 15:21:

LOL adrimm.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Dec 19, 2007, 07:04:

I think I first heard cucurrucucu from Caetano who is Brazillian, which might make it pigeon portugeese? Jejeje, adrimm.

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Man Tequila says on Dec 23, 2007, 16:33:

I would like to wish you a very merry Christmas and Happy New Year. I really hope you get to go on your trip soon.

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Man Tequila says on Dec 24, 2007, 16:04:

Thrilled to hear it! Everyone needs a break, and you more than most. Now, I'm counting on you to drink a guaro for me.

There is a good trance song called 'This is Colombia' by Cedric Gervais that you might like, maybe the answer to Ecuador's promo to the rave crowd. Several on YouTube, but am at some locutorio and can't hear them or pick the best one. Una avispada probablamente ya lo sabes...

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Dec 25, 2007, 14:15:

Clearly Cedric was playing to the crowd. But they call it ´This Is Colombia´ on all the bootleg CDs they sell downtown, so I´ll go with that. I am going to see a few big salsa names while here, should be a show.

One thing I really like about Colombia is how they listen to their own music rather than foreign music. And it is not hard to see the big names or groups, they are not off touring in Lapland at any given moment. I will see Oscar d´Leon, Jorge Celedon, Los Hermanos Lebron, Tito Nievas, Lisandro Mesa and Son de Cali. Guess you´ve heard the big salsa stars yourself. I am very stoked.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Portena says on Dec 30, 2007, 17:50:

Colombiche,

Did you ever find that perfect bottle of wine for the company party?

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks ~ Mark Twain

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msaucey says on Jan 8, 2008, 20:55:

Welcome Back!!! So, did you get your passport stamped or no?

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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msaucey says on Jan 8, 2008, 21:33:

WOW... That is wild.... Glad you made it off the island...

I want to visit Cuba, 10 year plan, but I'm thinking off doing it from Colombia using my Colombian passport and not having to worry about my US passport.... After your story, I think this may be the safest route... But, they'll tell me I'm not Colombian enough....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Man Tequila says on Jan 10, 2008, 12:45:

How was Cuba?
Did you scuba?
Overdose on sweet mojitos?
Smoke some stogies
With old fogies?
Chill to Polo?
Spin to Tito?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Jan 11, 2008, 13:21:

You okay?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Colombiche says on Jan 11, 2008, 14:09:

Yeah, I am okay, just trying to catch up to the all the work I didn't do while I was sipping cubatas.

Cuba was good, spent a lot of our time with locals, sad to see them stuck living in a system they no longer have faith in.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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goin_south says on Jan 11, 2008, 16:57:

The black box?
The black hole (square)?
The Black magic woman?
wtf, colombiche?
I know you're a trend setter... next,
someone with blue triangle, yellow circle, red hexagon...

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Colombiche says on Jan 11, 2008, 17:40:

Well, I was the first girl in my high school to get my nose pierced lol.


Watching the guerrillas parading in front of the tv last night .....I thought black was more appropriate than yellow, blue and red.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Man Tequila says on Jan 19, 2008, 16:43:

They say that those who sing scare away their woes. It's been a while since you've posted some music. I heard this song on the radio today, I've always loved it.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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Man Tequila says on Jan 30, 2008, 10:07:

I wrote a poem a while back. Frankly I'm embarrassed about it. I'm reminded of that cartoon where some geneticist hoped to clone someone with the wisdom of Gandhi and the body of Wilt Chamberlain... or vice versa. As I recall, it wasn't about Canadians or Colombians.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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El Polo says on Jan 30, 2008, 13:46:

CB Cambia ese avatar maluco.... jeje

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msaucey says on Feb 14, 2008, 11:01:

Happy Valentine's Day.... Amor y Amistad!...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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msaucey says on Feb 25, 2008, 21:24:

So, I see you're into promoting beverages now!.... Primero jabon, hoy la gaseosa, que sera manana... hmm....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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msaucey says on Feb 26, 2008, 07:47:

Really, Span has a racial derogatory anotation to it? I had no idea.... LOL...

Next time you should promote some Arequipe Alpinas.... or some Chocolate Sol.... When you're feeling like you're going to burst from all the sunshine... Oh, wait, sorry, forgot where you're at... never mind... back to arequipe for now....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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msaucey says on Feb 26, 2008, 09:42:

CB, I was pulling your leg.... I know about SPIC..... Actually, that's why I don't like the word hispanic, reminds me too much of spic....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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MaFe says on Feb 26, 2008, 19:52:

MS I hate the word Hispanic too, I prefer Latino/Latina..

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Colombiche says on Feb 27, 2008, 09:59:

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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El Polo says on Feb 27, 2008, 16:45:

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msaucey says on Feb 28, 2008, 14:44:

LOL... good thing you said something.... I would have probably figured it out..... But, I hadn't checked my messages....

My crackberry doesn't tie to my personal e-mail and I have websence for e-mail at work!... But, I got your message and responded...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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msaucey says on Feb 28, 2008, 15:06:

Hey, my crackberry went crazy so if you see like 8 million responses, it wasn't me....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Feb 28, 2008, 15:09:

Got it... I thought you were overdosing on coffee.... hahaha.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Feb 28, 2008, 15:16:

CB, it's already past 3pm..... MONSTER..... Is what I'm working on now!....

6-9am coffee
11-1 20oz of Coca-Cola
3-4 MONSTER

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Feb 28, 2008, 15:18:

Oh-oh! I'm one my second cup of coffee, doing overtime all week this week, might step out for that third one.....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Feb 28, 2008, 15:29:

Just remember you'll be in DR in a few days and feeling much better!

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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msaucey says on Feb 28, 2008, 16:13:

Got your message, and WILL be responding, but LATER I'm out the door and a tutoring session this evening....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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MaFe says on Feb 28, 2008, 16:46:

No Mijita! You keep changing your avatars to "tempting drinks"...I want to grab you and drink you!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Colombiche says on Feb 28, 2008, 19:39:

Alright, how about a little Bretaña and lemon to go with the rum?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Mar 1, 2008, 21:12:

CB, I can believe you now have Aguardiente as your avatar... The irony is, that I was at the story today and heavily debated whether to buy a bottle since it was on sale or hold off since I still have some Aguardiente Azul..... Hey, aren't you in DR drinking something else...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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MaFe says on Mar 1, 2008, 21:54:

CB.....I wonder if you are a tease in person like you are with your avatars? ja!!
Que rico...I raise my shot glass to yours!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Colombiche says on Mar 2, 2008, 19:10:

Of course I am a tease in person! LOL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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MaFe says on Mar 2, 2008, 19:29:

Ha ha nena, you are such a tease!! No sabes cuanto me gustan los bombones!! yummy!!
Well, you have very good taste, candy, soda, drinks...mmmm

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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MaFe says on Mar 3, 2008, 07:22:

Entonces donde me pone eso? Yo Calena y me gusta todo "El Mecato" tambien....maybe como mi mami en nacida en Caldas...does that make me some paisa? ja!

Muy buen gusto....so so hungry with cravings!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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msaucey says on Mar 3, 2008, 08:11:

There's a few funnies from these posts, but I will refrain... It's Monday...

"Yo Caleña y me gusta todo..." hee-hee-hee.... Ay MaFe.... Sometimes you just set yourself up without even realizing it.... or on purpose....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Mar 3, 2008, 13:59:

LOL, it's good to indulge kinds of mecato.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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MaFe says on Mar 3, 2008, 14:42:

MS...do I? Maybe it's that naughty mind en su cabezita that thinks like that...je je je..

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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msaucey says on Mar 9, 2008, 14:45:

CB... I'm getting worried.... I was thinking that you probably went to DR to kick some butt, but then after the Summit, I'm concerned it might have been the wrong butt.....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Man Tequila says on Mar 9, 2008, 16:38:

Well, I hope you are having a nice trip, did not off too many world leaders, and will land within two hours of your scheduled time. Pinche nieve. There have been many cancelled flights and I hope yours ain't one of them.

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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msaucey says on Mar 9, 2008, 16:48:

Glad to see you're doing something productive... You needed to get away and let your hair down and cause a little "desmadre" while you're at it.... In retrospect I think it's a good thing it was Uribe in your hotel and not Chavez... We know you would have found away to get rid of our pain....

Okay, get back to your partying....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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MaFe says on Mar 11, 2008, 12:41:

Enjoy the hot weather! I like snow...je je je

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Colombiche says on Mar 11, 2008, 13:46:

No mija, ya estoy otra vez en la neverita, pero hasta ayer andaba con mis shorts y sandalias :( :(

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Mar 11, 2008, 15:46:

CB, I bet your body is really pissed at you... geez... drastic change it temperature....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Mar 11, 2008, 15:48:

Yes, from 35 to -5 but my body finds ways to compensate for that 40 degree drop :P

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Mar 11, 2008, 15:51:

Care to elaborate... I know of one really quick way.... I'm thinking you're probably refering to the same...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Mar 11, 2008, 15:55:

What, you also drink aguapanela con limon??? Paisa tenias que ser ;)

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Mar 11, 2008, 15:59:

Claro que si, china, que mas....

I got my partner hooked on the cafe con panela cubes.... That's all she's drinking now... My mom came over and was like WTF is that.... lol... New instant coffee that I picked up in the Exito... Not strong enough for me, but just right for her...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Mar 11, 2008, 16:01:

I've seen aguapanela cubes and I've had them a few times...... I like the ones with lemon when I'm not in the mood for cranking out the traditional atao. Not cafe con panela, though, I'm not as advanced in the panela department as you jajaja.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Mar 11, 2008, 16:06:

Speaking of aguapanela, explain to me how you were quickly able to warm up? details, details... still waiting for the details....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Mar 11, 2008, 16:09:

I take a hot shower then wrap myself up in a ruana and crawl into bed :P

How' bout you?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Mar 11, 2008, 16:11:

My mom used to tell me....

Tienes frio, arropate con la ruana de tu tio y tira te al rio.... you just reminded...

No juicy details!... me voy! Chao pescado...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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msaucey says on Mar 12, 2008, 10:42:

I'm a pretty sharp tool.... I figured out the sender all on my own... lol.... =)

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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msaucey says on Mar 12, 2008, 11:41:

Well, it wasn't too hard... The name on the account gave it away.... I'm a genius... and not too many people have this one…

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Mar 12, 2008, 12:41:

You are right, the montañera shines through no matter what :P

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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El Polo says on Mar 12, 2008, 16:09:

"The name on the account gave it away"-Msaucey good one!!! jajajajajajajaja

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Colombiche says on Mar 12, 2008, 18:44:

ahh polo con que asi son las cosas? Ya vas a ver.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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El Polo says on Mar 13, 2008, 07:12:

Hey, Do you happen to know where a comment on my page went???

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msaucey says on Mar 15, 2008, 00:23:

CB, I found this warning and I wanted to make sure you were aware...

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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MaFe says on Mar 16, 2008, 12:41:

oh God..I just noticed that torres video..uyyy que malo!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Colombiche says on Mar 16, 2008, 14:05:

Thanks Msaucey, I believe right now I'm 20/20 on one eye, sort of near sighted on the other LOLOL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Mar 16, 2008, 14:06:

LOL, MaFe, one more Delfin video and I might end up becoming a fan.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Mar 19, 2008, 10:13:

CB, I'm doing okay..... Just driving myself crazy... Nothing unusual, pero, I think, I'm over my phase... for the time being..... Had to attend another funeral yesterday, that's 2 in one year... I've surpassed my quota.... But, it helped in bringing reality and focus back into my life.... Thanks for checking!

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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msaucey says on Mar 19, 2008, 12:00:

Hello, I like the Gloria Trevi picture here too.... Pero, this one is a good find....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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msaucey says on Mar 19, 2008, 12:12:

I think La Pola is a great replacement..... I guess there would be lot more meaning behind La Pola then Gloria Trevi....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Mar 19, 2008, 12:19:

Ah no pues claro, toda una vida.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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msaucey says on Mar 19, 2008, 12:33:

You think... Let's weigh the difference....

La Pola - a spy and fighter for the Reconquista, giving up her life for her country...

Trevi - Artist and leader of sex orgies...

hmmm.... I don't know, I'm having a hard time picking which one would be a better role model....

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed. - CS Lewis

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Colombiche says on Mar 19, 2008, 12:42:

You know, I remember as a really small child in colombia they used to have a show on cadena 1 about Los Proceres de la Independencia. Every episode they would act out the life of one of our heroes of independence. I will never forget the show about Policarpa, I was only 5 but I remember being in awe when Policarpa bravely took a hail of bullets.. except on the show she was sitting on a stool blindfolded with her back to the executioners. That scene has always remained vividly in my mind.... it' the epidome of bravado.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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MaFe says on Mar 21, 2008, 15:08:

I love your avatar...and MS what is up with your blurry sign? Chica me va a dejar ciega?

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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goin_south says on Mar 22, 2008, 21:27:

All of your pastusa jokes are really great, colombiche ;-(

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MaFe says on Mar 23, 2008, 08:56:

¡Felices Pascuas!

"All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsions, habit, reason, passion, desire. "-Aristotle

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Colombiche says on Mar 24, 2008, 08:55:

Hey Mafe, gracias lo mismo.....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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Colombiche says on Mar 24, 2008, 08:56:

Gosh, I have to drive 1000 clicks to get back home tonite and go to work tomorrow.... :)

Hey ducky, I tell all those pastusa jokes with you in mind.... am I bad or am I bad....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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goin_south says on Mar 24, 2008, 23:48:

C.... you know what you get, when you cross a Pastusa with a Duck???

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Colombiche says on Mar 25, 2008, 12:41:

Una pastusa avispada?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

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goin_south says on Mar 26, 2008, 16:58:

not sure, but I like all the a's in there.
my kind of lengua; don't have to move it much to get all that out ;-)

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webmanco says on Apr 1, 2008, 07:31:

http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/post/freedom-of-expresion-in-colombia...

No hay extremo cierto o verdadero, porque los extremos opacan, enruedan, (lavan cerebros) verdades. Yotas

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Cerealkiller says on Apr 25, 2008, 10:45:

Quiubo Colombiche, que fue lo que paso con tu cuenta? Espero que no te desaparezcas del sitio ya que tus comentarios son de los mejores. Cuando es que vienes a Londres? o esta vez tampoco? :P

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

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