Colombiche

Colombiche says on Jul 17, 2007, 21:09:

Hope you guys don't mind, but ya are all me friends now :D

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Miguel says on Jul 18, 2007, 23:35:

It's an honor!

Miguel

LA_MONA says on Jul 20, 2007, 10:57:

hey where am I on there paisita?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Jul 23, 2007, 13:50:

Mona, I added you a few days ago nena!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

elmodefoque says on Jul 24, 2007, 12:15:

hey, hey how about we get together and get drunk?

Colombiche says on Jul 24, 2007, 12:26:

Elmo, ever since I am doing this vegetarian thing, I get drunk so easily. One cuba libre and I am already tipsy.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

elmodefoque says on Jul 24, 2007, 12:28:

bingo!!!!!

elmodefoque says on Jul 24, 2007, 12:29:

nada mejor que una pela borracha

elmodefoque says on Jul 24, 2007, 12:30:

chao, me voy pa el carajo, hablamos tomorrow

Cerealkiller says on Aug 4, 2007, 13:13:

nah, but It adds dramatism to my existence "Colombiana-Afghana" asi o mas de malas?

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

Colombiche says on Aug 7, 2007, 13:38:

Colombiana-afghana..... Que chevere, nos vemos en el Juan Valdez de la zona zona T, yo soy la de la burqa azul clarita.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Cerealkiller says on Aug 7, 2007, 13:45:

Mi burqa es la lila floripepeada...la que esta como para un guayabo.

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

Colombiche says on Aug 7, 2007, 14:04:

Listo, si no me reconoce por la burqa, llevo una cartera de Boots and Bags color rosado.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Aug 9, 2007, 09:09:

SAVE THE PIC IN JPG FORMAT
THEN GO TO TINYPIC.COM
PRESS BROWSE
DOUBLE CLICK ON IMAGE
UPOAD
THEN COPY THE FIRST LINK AND POST IT

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Aug 9, 2007, 09:11:

Thanxs mona.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Lucas Freley says on Aug 12, 2007, 11:48:

Q haces Meli, como esta la paisa mas bella de la Commonwealth ? Imagino que muy poco desparche, y muy poca jartera por alla no ? Mucha rumba como en Manila. Take care and bye, el pibe Lucas.

Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati)

Colombiche says on Aug 13, 2007, 07:57:

Que hubo pibe,

Tan ocupada que ya no son muchos los momentos de desparche pero siempre hay un par de minutos en la vida para "mamar gallo".

Oye y cuando te apuntas pues para el tour gastronomico de Manila, comenzamos en Chipre comiendo oblea con arequipe y crema de leche y rematamos con un cono de ron con pasas de triple bola. Despues te llevo a probrar las empanadas de "Don Juaco" que son las mas ricas de todo Colombia y las sirven con un "pique" de ataque. Luego cuando estes por reventar, te llevo a la panaderia La Suiza a comer milhojas y sapitos ja ja ja ja, te mando para Buenos Aires con una indigestion que tu novia me mata ji jij ji.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Lucas Freley says on Aug 13, 2007, 11:59:

Jajajajajaja...no puedo dejar de reirme...con lo q escribiste...jajajaja...Excelente Meli...jajaja

Sos una maestra. Q rico suena todo lo q decis !!!!!!! Como dicen alla, "Deli". Aunque no sepa lo q es un arequipe, triple bola, "pique" y sapitos...se ve muy tentador. Es verdad si llego a comer todo eso, creo q hago erupcion en el avion. O tal vez no me dejan subir, ya q cuando pase por la aduana sonará el detector de bombas...jaja.

Mi novia ya se pondria celosa de saber q pasaria un dia entero con una bella paisa colombiana como vos...(aca va un guiño de ojito). Se q este comentario ya me está trayendo problemas...ja (aca va el gesto de agarrarme la cabeza).

Bueno "niña", siga derrochando simpatia por los confines de la Commonwealth, ya sea de este lado del atlantico, o del otro.

Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati)

Colombiche says on Aug 13, 2007, 12:45:

Pues si Lucas, aca estoy, firme en mi mision de alegrar las antisepticas y cuadriculadas calles de esta frigida cuidad con mi latin swing!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Aug 13, 2007, 12:56:

Pique es la salsita picante que le hechamos a las empanadas.

Triple bola son los conos de tres bolas que venden en Chipre, nunca he sido capaz de comerme uno completo.

Arequipe es lo que ustedes llaman dulce de leche, lo comemos con oblea, la oblea es como una hostia gigante, con leche condensanda tambien. Los colombianos somos muy degenerados para comer dulce.

Por cierto, una vez probe un dulce argentino, es como una pasta de batata (creo que asi lo llaman), lo probe en la casa de un amigo Mendocino, su mama lo hace..... ufff deli.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Lucas Freley says on Aug 13, 2007, 14:38:

Meli, gracias por las aclaraciones. Me gustó eso de que los colombianos son muy degenarados para comer dulces...jaja. Bueno tiene su lógica, con tanto bombón que anda dando vueltas por Manizales, Pereira, Cali o Barranquilla...es lógico q les gusten los dulces. Bueno te digo q ahora q entendí de q se trata el menu, ya me estoy tomando el avión...jaja.

El dulce de batata, si es muy rico. También está el de membrillo. Ambos los podés comer con queso (el famoso vigilante). Y también quedan muy ricos como relleno de los pastelitos dulces q hacen en el campo. Me hiciste dar hambre...jaja. Por suerte tengo dulce de batata en la heladera (nevera) !!!!!!!!!

Seguí con tu Latin Swing, q como dice Cerati, "todo lo iluminas"...

Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati)

Colombiche says on Aug 14, 2007, 20:46:

Hay Lucas, vos sos especialista en Piropos. Deberias escribir "La Guia de Piropero Gaucho" te juro que te vuelves miSHOnario.. je je je.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Lucas Freley says on Aug 15, 2007, 15:06:

Meli...muchisimas gracias por tus elogios. Creeme, q en realidad solo pongo en palabras la belleza q veo o percibo. (Esto es verdadero "chamullo argentino"...jajajajaja). Mmm...me diste una excelente idea. Así q miSHOnario...muy graciosa...imitando mi acento...¿a vos te parece ? Yo te digo cosas lindas...y vos me gastás...
No sería justo q te deje fuera del negocio, ya q es tu idea. Así q vos editás el libro, y aparte me servís de Musa Inspiradora. ¿Te parece? Jajaja.
Por tu halago, acá va uno dedicado a vos:
"A pesar del color de las nubes en este día gris, al pensar en vos, pude ver q azul es el color del cielo". Chan !!!!!!!!!!
Bueno te digo otro: "Ante una mirada o suspiro tuyo, soy capaz de pelearle al viento con mi espada..."

Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati)

Colombiche says on Aug 15, 2007, 15:35:

Ja ja ja bastante creativos.

Que tal este: "de Manizales a Marinilla.... eres la mujer maravilla" je je je.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Lucas Freley says on Aug 15, 2007, 18:41:

Mmm...no te veo Meli...no te veo...jaja. Lo mio es arte puro, y me salís con eso...Se ve q la Commonwealth te quitó el romanticismo...
A ver este:

"Tus ojos son como
dos lagos de agua cristalina
que se graban en mi retina
desde Colombia hasta Argentina..."

Eso es nivel Meli...jajaja.
Pd: Te aclaro q mi novia me mata si lee todo esto. La verdad q soy un inconsciente. Y encima agradezco q Andrea no sabe q escribo acá. Te aseguro Melisa, q ser un romantico es un problema serio...

Hoy que estás esplendida y que todo lo iluminas, demos un paseo, vuelta por el Universo (Gustavo Cerati)

LA_MONA says on Aug 23, 2007, 01:42:

Colombiche thankyou so much, what a privilege....I qualify for a vueltiao, can't believe it! Me envias la foto por correo o como hacemos? Muah Muah Muah

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

LA_MONA says on Aug 23, 2007, 11:14:

I would like to take this opportunity to thank my mum and dad, my family, my in-law's, my darling husband and of course I would like to thank God almighty.
Colombiche has spoken.... I am humbled by the trust and confidence of my fellow female member's....but with that trust comes the responisibility to fulfill my female duties...to provide a nicer, more amiable environment on PBH and if necessary kick ass and use my firearm and vueltiao to intimidate and restore order and respect.
God bless Colombia.

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Aug 23, 2007, 11:50:

Nice acceptance speech mona!

The honorary colombiana award ceremony has been brought to you by Champu Glemo "caspa yo, uy me escondo!" and Margarina la fina... la preferida en la mesa y cocina.

;)

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

elmodefoque says on Sep 10, 2007, 10:52:

mira, quiero mantener una colombia fuerte y linda y orgullosa. me presto pa preñate, creo que con tu sangre de mujer paisa y linda que eres y con mi sangre de wayuu con mucho orgullo, nuestros pelaos serian verdaderos verraco y lindos y colombianos 100%
te voy a mandar fotos de mas o menos como saldrian nuestros pelaos, pero tenemos que hacer esta vaina pronto, tu sabes que no soy un pelao y si se espera mucho tiempo lo unico que voy a tirar es polvo.

Colombiche says on Sep 10, 2007, 11:10:

A ja ja ja ja ja ja ja.

si tenemos un varoncito lo ponemos Agapito.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

ahda007 says on Sep 20, 2007, 20:26:

YAY!! colombiche... you finally add me to your friend list after almost 1 whole year :P

Colombiche says on Sep 20, 2007, 21:01:

Oh... sorry, I didn't know (blush...)

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Sep 21, 2007, 15:19:

You really made me laugh with your ¨what do you get when you put two scoobys-elmos-rubitos together¨ joke. Perhaps you are the smartest person on PBH, certainly the most creative.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

manINred says on Sep 23, 2007, 10:37:

I took the bus along St. Clair yesterday towards Dufferin, and near Oakwood I saw 2 places of note: One was called 'La Paisa' and I think it was a Colombian restaurant, another was called 'Mi Tierra' and it said on the sign something like "Colombian and Latin American goods". I'd go check them out today but I leave Toronto for awhile. It's crazy, these places are so close yet I never noticed them before! Thanks by the way for sharing your knowledge :)

Colombiche says on Oct 1, 2007, 19:52:

Mantequila, thanks for the compliment, I honestly just write whatever comes to my head, sometimes I actually have to get up in the middle of the night and write stupid things that come to mind, thoughts that keep bombarding me.... one day I will write a satire a la colombiche.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Oct 1, 2007, 19:56:

Maninred... Mi tierra is ok... food not bad but it's pricier and the Menu is lacking a LOT of variety. Service is ok depending when you go. The Establishment is nice.

I still recommend Arrieros on Jane and Annette. Richer menu, dirty cheap, big ass servings. Good taste and very friendly staff.

I know the owners of La Paisa, they are from Manizales. Food is ok, service hmmm... I give it 2/5. Food about 3/5.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Oct 11, 2007, 13:19:

Colombiche! Am I detectng a certain broodiness?.. jaja
And showing your puchecas...hmm does being our new moderator make you feel more uninhibited?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Oct 11, 2007, 13:24:

Broodiness.. nah! Just plain old burn out from work and studying.

Showing puchecas? Where? did I mistakenly upload one of my topless pics ;) ?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Oct 11, 2007, 13:28:

Oh god don't say that there'll be uproar LOL

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

dwmte7 says on Oct 16, 2007, 06:38:

hi, dear. you flatter my aging bones by adding me to your friend's list. don't know what i did to deserve this, but thanks a million. i've been on pbh for 7 years now and you--and others--over the years have been the positive posters, i've enjoyed and respected. keep up the good work. colombia deserves it.
where are you living now? we're stuck here in florida for a bit as our youngest daughter, laura juliana is in a private catholic school here...we don't want her studying in colombia, even though it is her birth place. schools are just much better here. too, she wants to go to georgetown univ. in wash. d.c. to study diplomacy. it's like west point for the military. if one wants to advance in the dip. corps they go to georgetown. when she enters university, her oldest brother, 43 yrs old, can look out for her--he lives in washington. then mom and i can go home, por fin. ojolla. i look forward to sitting on the porch in the finca in llano grande like a yogi looks forward to his, ".....40 years, the begging bowl and the road." after a householder has done 40 years of maintaining his house and family, he's allowed to 'drop out' and become a sadhu. oh, for my 40 years..........
if you're in colombia during navidad, and in medallo, don't miss the candle celebration in por venir. there's nothing like it on earth! really. they put candles in paper bags and let them burn all night. it's more than spactacular. there's millions of candles, literally. por venir is on the edge of rio negro, on the road to the airport. best time is 10 days before navidad.

dwmte

dwmte7 says on Oct 29, 2007, 04:37:

hello, dear... arctic circle? where? that puts winter in a totally different perspective. i worked in switzerland for a couple of winters, and i got so tired of wearing 3 layers of clothes. i love switzerland and it's people and but the cold weather just sucks.

give me the land of palm trees, anyday. you said you planned (possibly) to be in col. during christmas. if you're in medallo, DONT miss the candle celebration in por venir (rio negro)...there's nothing like it anywhere. they put candles in paper bags and put them in every conceiveable spot. there must be millions of them. it's so incredible...just hard to imagine this spectacle in por venir. too, if in medallo, don't miss a drink/coffee/?? at la casa de los cinco puertos in poblado...another real place. been there about 50 years and the only survivor of poblado past.

keep in touch,

douglas

dwmte

El Polo says on Oct 30, 2007, 16:28:

"Chat with me if you want to be friends, but if you are looking for a girlfriend, I already have one AND SHE HOT" Jeje NATI

Colombiche says on Oct 30, 2007, 19:24:

Huh?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2007, 06:02:

pretty girl, but she is not the same Nati, btw those knockers are they real? :(

gringolondinense says on Oct 31, 2007, 07:07:

wow great pair of knockers. I like the knockers on the photo too.

Nati what you want? where you go? what you say? :))

Lauthra says on Oct 31, 2007, 10:37:

What's the deal with the fake profile? Can't it just be deleted in account of it being all bollocks?

Nato (='.'=)

kat1 (Moderator) says on Oct 31, 2007, 10:39:

Lauthra, it's only for entertaining purpose.. you know for the boys :))

Lauthra says on Oct 31, 2007, 13:26:

Ah boys... they get bored so easily, and entertained even more easily :P

Nato (='.'=)

Colombiche says on Oct 31, 2007, 15:38:

Hi Nati, where you got implants? How much cost me to get implants like u? I hope I be size DD, but I don't know good surgin? Why you no tell me? Who you recommend?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Lauthra says on Oct 31, 2007, 16:32:

Ah, yes Colombiche, its the common fake accent where you just write like Tarzan would... Some people just have to much time on their hands, schools should make their schedules till 6pm!

Nato (='.'=)

gringolondinense says on Nov 1, 2007, 04:20:

Yes Lauthra all we need is a nice pair of knockers to be happy :)))) ehehe

LA_MONA says on Nov 2, 2007, 03:50:

Es que si he entendido bien, la Nati le gusta comer de las dos carnes, por eso esta coquetiando a las chicas tambien ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Man Tequila says on Nov 3, 2007, 10:18:

So you shuffle off the mortal coil, jumping into a swimming pool of amniotic chlorine while Octavio y Su Conjunta reminds you "nunca me pongo triste de cualquier güevonada". Freedom 55.

The insurance should have kicked in by the time you decide to make the trip back from the Underworld and guide the Muiscas. I would guess you don't buy this part of the legend. Kind of spoils the effect, a bit of a Disneyesque and shady three-card-monte shuffle to please the kids.

I once met a guy who wanted to die by being struck by lightning. He watched far too much Weather Channel and drove his VW Bus across the badlands, looking to climb trees in the hurricane's eye. Fatimas being what they are, and fickle, I heard he ended up breaking into a power station by midnight. He ended up okay in an ER, my ER, and was not pleased about it.

I must say, Colombiche, that I think you are a damn fascinating woman. I mean that very sincerely. Please let me know if you want to go some time for cachara, chicharrón or chop suey. I'll bet there isn't another Colombiche anywhere, ever, through thirty thousand years.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

LA_MONA says on Nov 3, 2007, 11:33:

Colombiche you've made Man T say Damn! twice today while talking about you, aww que lindo!!

Watch this space......

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

LA_MONA says on Nov 3, 2007, 11:34:

"I'll bet there isn't another Colombiche anywhere, ever, through thirty thousand years."

Man T can I interest you in teaching some of the guys on here on how to talk to a woman and conquistarla, cos you're doing a fine job of it here!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Man Tequila says on Nov 3, 2007, 11:56:

I still do not know the difference between a piropo and a pirobo.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Cerealkiller says on Nov 3, 2007, 15:29:

Colombiche salga con el muchacho, que pecadito!!! :P

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives -John Stuart Mill

Colombiche says on Nov 3, 2007, 16:11:

Ji ji ji, par de entucadoras!

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Nov 3, 2007, 16:13:

Mant, I know exactly what your friend (the one that wants to be struck by lightning) has been watching. He has been watching that movie "Powder" and replaying the scene where Powder runs right into a lighting storm and vanishes. As a matter of fact, I am willing to be my life savings on that. Ask him what film inspired him to get hit by lighting and you will see, he will tell you it was "Powder".

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Nov 3, 2007, 16:18:

But yes, I agree that Mant has a way with words, at least he appreciates my eccentricity and understands my strange ass metaphors hee hee.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 3, 2007, 20:44:

I never saw Powder, but I see it came out in 1995. The lightning idea also appears in Douglas Coupland's 1991 book "Generation X". I wouldn't call the guy a friend, exactly; I saw him in my ER twice and treated him both times for very real electrical burns. I doubt I'll see the guy again to ask him about Powder, but you're probably right.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 4, 2007, 14:15:

Oh lord, the things ER doctors and paramedics encounter in their daily lives. I imagine you must get some pretty bizarre emergencies at times. My bosses' sister is also an ER doctor and she tells me once she had a guy come in with a wiener lodged... never mind, I can't even tell the story in public lol, but just remembering it makes me laugh my head off.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 4, 2007, 14:23:

I've seen many things, but I have not seen salami hidden in that fashion.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Man Tequila says on Nov 4, 2007, 14:31:

I'm on the night shift this weekend. It's sometimes less hectic, but shiftwork kind of sucks. You sleep in late and while away the afternoons doing unproductive things. For example, I spent the last hour or two writing a sonnet that I would like to call my "Poem for Furachogua".

(edited)

Something there is that doesn't love a wall.
That wants it down.
.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 4, 2007, 14:58:

Wow, I really like this part:

"I like to swim past twilight when the sun
Has gone to bed, dressed in lavender sheets."

I would never call the time you spent writing such a beautiful sonnet unproductive.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Nov 4, 2007, 15:00:

Unproductive are the two hours I spent today watching the gastineau girls. I hadn't watched television in 5 months and that show reminded me of why LOL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

slguy says on Nov 5, 2007, 15:32:

Gracia, Colombiche. I'm flattered!

Odd. I gave my sons my TV a year ago, and rarely miss it. Except, of course, for the Gastineau Girls. ;)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

Colombiche says on Nov 5, 2007, 16:03:

Hey, they are good looking broads I suppose LOL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

slguy says on Nov 5, 2007, 16:19:

lindas pero brutas.....and I WAS only kidding. :)

Before you throw me out, make sure I pay my bar tab

Colombiche says on Nov 5, 2007, 16:20:

The only thing I liked about the show, I thought the chihuahua puppy was cute.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 5, 2007, 17:00:

I've never seen the Gastineau Girls, didn't they get cut after two seasons or something?
I like to see the Daily Show and Colbert Report if I'm around, but it's not like I'd bother to tape them, or get misty-eyed if I miss it for a week. Last TV show I watched faithfully was The Sopranos.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 5, 2007, 17:08:

If I am sitting around and I happen to catch Law and Order or CSI Miami I might just sit through it if the intro catches my attention. Those are the only two shows I really enjoy sometimes.

I also watch Asian Horizons on Sunday morning if I can't sleep in, those Pakistani and Indian music videos crack me up with their 80's style special effects.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 5, 2007, 23:22:

That's hilarious!!

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

capitan_centella says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:10:

Sumercé. . .

como en el jardín de chinos. . .

amigos si?

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

capitan_centella says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:20:

Bueno. . . amigos si.

jajajajajaajajajajajajajajaaj

muchas gracias. . .

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

capitan_centella says on Nov 6, 2007, 08:23:

Sumercé. . . PERO SI YO TRABAJO EN "CHiA" TODOS LOS FINES DE SEMANA!!!!

JAJAJAJAJAJA

Además, bachue la llevo en el corazón. (Un muy buen amigo del colegio vivía en bachué segundo sector, cerca de catalina 2).

Nah. en serio. . . gracias a dios la mitología muisca no ha sido tan pasteurizada como la griega o la nórdica. Otro elemento que nos identifica como colombianos. . .

"When you open your eyes, you turn around with the world, But it can change, if you only close it, and see a dream to yourself." Me.

Colombiche says on Nov 6, 2007, 13:16:

en chia.... trabajas en Andrew Cow Meat :>) ???

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 6, 2007, 16:41:

Bak n'what, love?

Darling I stayed inside a little resort and didn't venture out much, it was quite a few years ago and I have no idea the name of the beach..

It was beautiful, sounds like you had fun! I'd say travelling with you is a whole lot of fun ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 6, 2007, 18:47:

Bak'n shark, shark burger, the pride of T&T. Sounds scary, tastes glorious if you eat the bak'n shark on a little shack by the parking lot across the road from maracas beach.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 6, 2007, 18:57:

Why does that sound scary? Shark fajitas are delicious, clearly shack shark snacks rock (not shock).

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 6, 2007, 19:08:

Well, to me, the thought of eating an ocean dwelling carnivore is kind of icky. After a day of lying in the sun and sweating profusely, I felt brave enough to eat it. It was quite good.

I also never had the guts to eat crocodile fingers or anything of the sort.

I did try frog legs once at Le Papillon.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 6, 2007, 19:29:

I have heard there is a restaurant called Omnivore in Nairobi, Kenya where you can get any type of bizarre meat. I don't seek stuff like that out, but the likes of frog legs do not scare me. Have you tried hormiga?

I get the feeling the Beijing Night Market would not make you hungry. Psssst. Don't watch this video.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 6, 2007, 19:42:

No. A couple of months ago I took a bag of hormigas santadereanas that I brought from Colombia to work. About half my coworkers ate some, even this wonder bread soccer mom, ate a few. I was humbled by how adventurous these suburban types can be if given the chance hahaha.

What on earth is that on your video ewww eww eww, are those pinchos de cucaracha?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 6, 2007, 20:17:

Scorpions. I tried some and they kind of taste like shrimp.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Man Tequila says on Nov 7, 2007, 12:48:

I bet you'd like them if you ate them on Maracas Beach. ;)

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

LA_MONA says on Nov 7, 2007, 12:52:

Is that an offer Man T? Jijiji

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 7, 2007, 12:54:

Scorpions??? No!!! They could taste like bubblegum and I still wouldn't come within a 10 meter distance.....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 7, 2007, 13:01:

They taste okay but are still very gross. I did it on a bet, but I think I would forego repeating the experience. Scorpions are way grosser than hormiga, which, to say the least, aren't exactly at the top of my food chain.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Man Tequila says on Nov 7, 2007, 13:12:

People eat pinchos de cucaracha? Yeccccch. You wouldn't get me in five feet of that. I tried cuy when I went to Peru, kind of strange. I don't care for insectidae, even if it can't walk or is missing its patica principal.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

LA_MONA says on Nov 7, 2007, 13:18:

"even if it can't walk or is missing ita patica principal" lmao!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 7, 2007, 15:32:

I couldn't even put an ant in my mouth, let alone a scorpion, gas fuchi fo.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 7, 2007, 15:52:

I'm surprised you brought back ants at all, more so than the suburbanites eating them -- but I'm guessing it was mainly the younger and more adventurous types who did. Not the ones who think of celery salt as an exotic spice.

Are gas, fuchi and fo -- all about the same level of disgust? Where is guacala?

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 04:57:

Just about. I don't really use guacala, just "gasssss". The fuchi fo is only for special occasions.

I brought back the ants because I was daring myself to eat them one day, but it didn't happen.

The guy that ate the most ants was chinese (okay, no surprise there), but there were two that impressed me, they were both wonderbread white, like 12th generation canadian. ONe was a soccermom in her late 40's who thinks any name that is not "Doug" or "Steve" is ethnic.

There aren't really any young young pups in my office, I am actually the youngest. The next youngest person I think is 36.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 8, 2007, 05:08:

You mean next up or next down? Jiji

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 07:27:

ohhhh I'm waaay below that... i won't hit 36 for a while

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 8, 2007, 12:37:

If I bought ants into the hicktown place I'm working now, I am sure no one would try them. Some people will try "exotic" foods I've made like Rogan Josh, empanadas, those cold rice paper Vietnamese spring rolls or Pad Thai. Time to move on from this one-horse town and see the cities of the world. I would be the second youngest in your office, but not by much, so I figure extended travel is better sooner than later, sí o qué? ;)

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 13:05:

It's good to travel when you are young. I don't believe in giving up pleasure now so I can

a) die young and leave my money in the bank
b) travel and have fun when I am old

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 8, 2007, 13:22:

Si o que? Tan lindooooo!! jajaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Man Tequila says on Nov 8, 2007, 13:31:

I made the mistake of working too hard when I was young, but had some pleasure and have been lucky enough to travel widely. Point (a) is right on the money, it is time for me to live. That won't happen in Hicksville, that's for sure.

I love it when Colombians say "tan lindooo" (and clearly in La Mona there beats a Colombian heart). More so, I love the fact that Colombians say that so often.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 14:17:

You are still very young, and you probably have seen more places in a year than the people of hickville have read about.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 8, 2007, 14:24:

People in Hicksville only read whatever Oprah is shilling that week, if at all. Lots of folks here read less than one or two books a year, and those are the folks that like to read. I am too smart live here, but dumb enough that I do.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 19:23:

"I am too smart live here, but dumb enough that I do."

That quote was brilliant.

Well, hickville certainly sounds like it just isnt' the place to be.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 8, 2007, 19:57:

Lots of white people move to Hicksville from Toronto. They love it. Traditional churches, three flavours of Wonder Bread, the wanton and reckless debauchery of the summer sod festival. Time to go, and damn the snow.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 20:21:

Maybe them wonderbread folks are leaving Toronto and moving up to Hicksville because they are running away from us third world immigrants.

I am hoping we will get enough colombians up here so we can officially change the name from Toronto to La Toronja, La Gran Toronja (the poor man's Gran Manzana).

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 8, 2007, 20:30:

Digame compa usted no es del valle del Magdalena ni de Bolivar,
Pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida.
Y yo le dije si a usted le inspira saber la tierra de donde soy,
Con mucho gusto y mucho honor, yo soy del centro de la Gran Torjira...



Hmmm, just got the Toronja - Manzana thing... slow on the uptake... TO may never be Nueva York but I'll bet we can use the term "world class" more than they do.

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Colombiche says on Nov 8, 2007, 21:01:

At least I'm making you think ha ha.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 8, 2007, 21:19:

Better late than never. Hicksville isn't Gran Toronja, I probably only speak Spanish four times a week. A lot of the tree farm workers are Mexican, sometimes they hurt themselves or overdose on mushrooms. I've talked to quite a few Colombian construction workers. We get a lot more francophones. My Spanish is functional but intermediate -- I should review my grammar and verbs.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

LA_MONA says on Nov 9, 2007, 02:39:

OK so sorry to interrupt here..but CK, Man T and I am pretty sure that I am an "embucadora", but we'd just like confirmation of what it actually means?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 9, 2007, 05:45:

Embucadora o entucadora? :)

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 9, 2007, 09:29:

Entucadora. I think I can guess what it means. But never heard it, and for once my Google-fu is failing me.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 9, 2007, 13:21:

You are the Google guru.... weren't you the one that was able to dig up the colombian coffee commercial that I just couldn't find?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 9, 2007, 15:44:

That was a very good commercial. I remember it from when I was six years old.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 9, 2007, 17:28:

I love the stuff you find on Youtube.

I have never met anybody who is a fervent follower of Francisco Cespedes' music. I think he is a poet that happens to recite his poems with music in the background. I would kill to sit in the same room as him for a couple of hours. But sure enough, I found it him Youtube.

I'm off to the frigid streets of T.O, to live my vida loca.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 10, 2007, 00:30:

Kind of a haunting poem. I like it. Sure beats superstitions, black cats and voodoo dolls.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

LA_MONA says on Nov 10, 2007, 08:35:

Oops entucadora jajaja

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 10, 2007, 09:48:

Volvio a aparecer la mona, estaba muy calladita, andaba de pura mirabelli ja ja ja.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Nov 10, 2007, 09:51:

Another one of my favourite cuban artists, Polo Montanez, they plucked this guy right out of the cuban monte to record an album.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 10, 2007, 09:59:

Jajaja

Solo quecuando hay moros en la costa, hay que mermarle a la actividad, me entendes?

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Man Tequila says on Nov 10, 2007, 10:01:

I have heard a few of Polo Montanez's songs, Pod is a fan and got me interested. He was certainly a prodigy. I wouldn't know how to classify that type of music.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 10, 2007, 10:06:

It has a lot of son montuno / son guajiro in it.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 10, 2007, 10:28:

Oh I do like this new pic, Man T will be disappointed though, I think he really liked Bachue (sp)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Man Tequila says on Nov 10, 2007, 12:22:

I like the idea of Bachué. This picture is odd, I kind of like the new pic. It reminds a bit of a Spanish Magritte, except with half a dead bullfighter, on piece of toast, while woman and audience of Princess Leias watch impassively. Uh oh. ;) Well, "nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending."

Well, it is a fascinating painting, and who else would post this? I don't fully know why it reminds me of Magritte, but it does.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Man Tequila says on Nov 10, 2007, 12:50:

Anyway, I would like to meet for coffee sometime. I still am fascinated by what you post.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

nueva york bombero says on Nov 11, 2007, 18:05:

Hello there! I'm the new kid on the block I guess!

LA_MONA says on Nov 12, 2007, 06:28:

Colombiche I had a look on your posts for the vallenato thread and it aint there, how come? I'll find it anyway...

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 12, 2007, 07:46:

Really? Let me have a look....

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 12, 2007, 07:49:

I just did a google search and that was it, voilá!

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Man Tequila says on Nov 12, 2007, 10:57:

I bagged groceries at an IGA grocery store. They made us wear these red polyester pajama suits and one of those stripy aprons in "The Bay" colour scheme. We looked like idiots.

I used to referee soccer games, since I was 12. Many of the teams were divided along ethnic lines, predictably there were always lots of fights. I also worked as a sous-chef in a Greek restaurant for awhile.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 12, 2007, 11:19:

IGA is certainly a couple of notches above where I worked LOL. Think the most crowded, busiest supermarket in town.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Nov 12, 2007, 11:22:

ohhh, I've got a friend at IGAAAAAA... lol.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 12, 2007, 21:39:

Sorry Colombiche. Your same comment on my page (I thought my work somewhat raw...) came through twice for some reason, 20 minutes apart. I had already answered it, and was going to give the same answer (There is alot to be said...) a second time too. But was too lazy to bother. A bad and confusing joke. My apologies.

Though I do not know a great deal about the Toronto Latino community, it would seem to me wise to expand the appeal beyond the 1% of politically active, artsy-fartsy university Latinos.

I would guess you worked in one of the crappy downtown Dominions (are the still there?), either near Ryerson or U of T. I have only spent a couple summers living in TO myself, and may not be aware of busier and more crowded stores there. IGA was okay, I guess. I still bag a mean grocery. I no longer wear stripy aprons or red polyester pants.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Man Tequila says on Nov 12, 2007, 23:16:

I also no longer try to knock down two litre pop bottle triangles, using frozen turkeys. "Turkey bowling" is harder than it looks.

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gringolondinense says on Nov 13, 2007, 04:13:

Hi Colombiche. Fancy a shag?

Colombiche says on Nov 13, 2007, 07:02:

Don't smoke matey, but a "cafe americano" would be "brilliant."

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Nov 13, 2007, 07:58:

Nope, Dominion is stylin'.

I worked at No Frills, our uniform had a drawing of a bunch of bananas right on the T-shirt.

I was a cashier so I had to spend boring long hours scanning groceries. I used to keep myself entertained by trying to guess where the people in my line were from, what language they spoke etc. I would also try to guess what kind of groceries they had in their cart before hand.

The funnest was when latinos came through my line and started talking about me right in front of my face because they didn't think I looked latina. I once had an ecuadorian lady giving her daughter instructions on how to sneak out the coke cases at the bottom of the cart, she was saying all this right in front of me. When they were about to leave I go: "senora, me hace el favor y me pasa las coca colas que lleva debajo del carrito", she turned pale ha ha ha.

If she hadn't talked about the cases she was hiding I would never had noticed them.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 13, 2007, 08:31:

I guess you look for entertainment where you can. I can see myself trying to identify languages, but I think I would draw the line at guessing groceries. "Ummmm.... seems like a milk drinker. Bet he likes bread." They don't have anything exotic in the No Frills I've seen, but it's probably different in Toronto.

Those crazy ecuadorian ladies! Serves her right. We had a lot of people steal stuff from IGA, try and walk out of there with six pounds of steak beneath the winter coat.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Man Tequila says on Nov 13, 2007, 10:16:

Is that a monster in your hijab, or are you just happy to see me? (lol)

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 13, 2007, 11:24:

ha? You talking about my new avatar?

It's an abstract orchid,the flower of Colombia.

I thought putting a photo of a plain ol' orchid was blah.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Nov 13, 2007, 11:25:

Ohhh, doh! I got it, you are talking about people hiding cold cuts under their coats. I just ate a big lunch and the blood is not circulating to my cerebelo.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 13, 2007, 13:03:

Actually, I was talking about your avatar. It kind of looks like the reflection of a sea monster in the top bit. Cold cuts under the coats makes sense too -- it was a pretty random sort of comment, wasn't it? I think you're a couple steps ahead of me.

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Colombiche says on Nov 13, 2007, 13:46:

I think it looks more like a cobra snake than a sea monster ha ha ha.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 13, 2007, 14:57:

Kind of a cross between a cobra, Spongebob Squarepants, a dancing Mini Wheat, Cthulhu.

It would have taken me a long time to guess that was an orchid. You have good taste.

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Man Tequila says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:05:

You are the first person who has ever written these words:
-- Dominion is stylin' .

I want to take you up on your earlier offer and pay you five cents a word to write a poem of such loveliness and floweridad that you are helplessly seduced. ;)

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:18:

I meant that compared to No Frills, Dominion IS stylin'. Anything is pretty much styling compared to No Frills, even Fortino's.

But hey, I am not ashamed to admit it. That was me in the banana T-shirt. A survivor, a colombian middle class princess turned ghetto kid overnight.... CUZ LIFE IS LIK DAT PPL.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:23:

You are paying me to write a poem to seduce.. myself? Hmmmmm how the heck should I approach this one?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:29:

Oh. I thought your poem was CUZ LIFE IS LIK DAT PPL. I was thinking I was getting pisspoor value from my thirty cents. Not so flowery. ;)

If I had a banana shirt I would wear it to work. I figure you can't get upset at much if your shirt has bananas on it.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:34:

LOL, I know. I once had a customer put her face 3 inches away from my face and call me a "fucking little bitch". I was going to punch her out but then I am like "I have bananas on my shirt, how can I even throw a punch under these circumstances?"

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:35:

And she called me that because I was pushing the conveyor pedal and squashed her perfectly replaceable loaf of wonder bread.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:40:

I'm not saying I offed anyone, but I hear no one ever checks the dumpsters behind IGA too carefully. I understand. I know that Wonder Bread is surprsingly squashable.

Maybe it is a good thing you had the banana shirt on. I'd bet your manager would blame your colombianidad if you offed someone.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:42:

well, I certainly had my colombianidad work against me in court.

Oops did I say that?

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:43:

(whistles tunelessly).. Dum da dum dee da... (twiddle) ... doo doo doo... and how are you today, Officer Whitebred?

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:47:

Once in my line up, this iranian girl butted in front of a jamaican lady. The jamaican lady kept swearing at her, and then suddenly picked the divider stick and broke the iranian girl's nose. I had blood land on my banana shirt.

I had to go to court and testify. I thought Queen Latifah was going to off me.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Man Tequila says on Nov 14, 2007, 10:52:

Not good when there is blood on the bananas.

Divider sticks might break the odd nose but are not so good for stabbing. It is probably a good thing grocery stores don't have peinillas.

That is a good story. I can see the Queen being unimpressed. She broke someone's nose becuase she butted in? Jamaica mistake? Man, the Queen wouldn't last too long in Locombia.

pues se me antoja que sus cantares son de una tierra desconocida, y yo le dije si a usted le inspira, saber la tierra de donde soy... con mucho gusto y a mucho honor...

Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 11:20:

I have lots of good stories. There was some big schitzophrenic German guy who used to come in wearing soccer shorts and a tank top during the winter time. He would always carry this ginormic German flag, the pole of the flag covered in carpet material (I guess his hands got cold?).

One time he freaked out on me because he said I wouldn't tell him what the tomatoes were saying about him behind his back. I was like "don't worry dude, the tomatoes say really nice things about you when you are not here". He wouldn't believe me, so his face turned blood red and he grabbed my neck with one had and told me when was going to strangle me. The security guard came by and kicked his ass out of the store.

I swear to god every word of this story is true. I am actually laughing as I type it.


I am going to compile a book one day.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 11:24:

None of these crazy motherf*88rs would last one day in colombia, ha ha ha.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 14, 2007, 12:01:

gringolondinense says on Tuesday November 13th, 2007 4:13:
"Hi Colombiche. Fancy a shag?"

Colombiche says on Tuesday November 13th, 2007 7:02:
"Don't smoke matey, but a "cafe americano" would be "brilliant."

Good one biche LMAO

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin

Colombiche says on Nov 14, 2007, 12:07:

Where have you been Mona... welcome back.

No me den trago extranjero, que es caro y no sabe a bueno.... (Rafael Godoy)

LA_MONA says on Nov 14, 2007, 12:12:

Geez only a day and a half jaja
Got some problems at home so a bit busy ;-)

Para volar, es preciso tener resistencia. -M.Lin