ZOLTAR needs your help !

Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 07:57:

New York and Arizona

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Rocco81 says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:02:

Hmmmmm.....are you in need of a good American Lawyer? Got some guys here in DC I could put you in contact with, atleast for the start of it all and seeing where you stand.

Sic semper tyrannis

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:04:

Actually I have a good lawyer in New York, he's the lawyer of Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones. BUT I need $$$ to keep going /starting with the cases ! I I REALLY need $$ since its been many months since these distirbutors sent me some sort of $ :(

Thanks in advance,

Zoltar

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:06:

Isnt this "POOR But Happy?" jajajaja, lol Good Luck!

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:06:

Sure thing, where do i mail the check?

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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AFEE13 says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:08:

What movies have you done?

Never looking back or too far in front of me, the present is a gift and I just want to BE

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:09:

Please guys, I REALLY need $ help ! I will not have post this if I could care of it myself .

Thanks for understanding (I hope!)

Z.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:09:

Porno? Snuff Films?

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:11:

B-movie horror movies for a direct to dvd market (domestic and international)

Z.

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nine inch nails says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:12:

and we are suppose to believe all this??

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:13:

Kiddie Porn? Kiddie Porn Horror movies for direct to dvd market (domestic and international)?

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:14:

ASK MES if you do NOT believe me.

Thank you !

Zoltar

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:15:

Are your movies in english,spanish, or ebonics?

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:16:

Please guys, I REALLY need $ help ! I will not have post this if I could take care of it myself .

Thanks for understanding (I hope!)

Z.

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tasco66 says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:18:

Contact any of the PBH mods. Today is payday and they are always looking at what to do with all their cash.

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win (Leonid Brezhnev)

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pilotguy says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:21:

Miguel ! You got a lot of questions man... joe

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:26:

Naw, Joe....just clowning someone who asks for 150K on an internet site like PBH......GMAFB, dude!

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:27:

i had the check already written out to Roman Polanksi, oooppsss.. i mean Zoltar.......anyone have whiteout?????

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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excavator59 says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:27:

For anybody who's interested I have a DVD with nuns,cows ,goats ,chickens ,horses & young children (Yes I know what your thinking it's the Sound of Music with Julie Andrews lovely film for all the family je-je.
Good luck with suing the Barstewards.

Life is like a Pubic Hair on a Toilet Seat (Sooner or Later you get Pissed Off)

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:28:

If any of you guys sent me $5 instead of clowning that will help a little bit.
Maybe asking for help was my mistake !

Thank you,

Zoltar

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:31:

no, asking for $150,000 United State Dollars on a internet site was a mistake....you are not from Nigeria are you?

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:35:

I am not selling any black money, just need some help.

Miguel, I HOPE that you will be never in this kind of situation, but , unfortunately, for some people, this is the only way to understand .....

Thanks again,

Z.

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wendell13 says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:36:

I nominate this for the post of the month

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:39:

IF i had placed myself in a situation where i needed $150K, i certainly would not go to a NMG internet website and beg for it. I would move to Nigeria and send out mass emails. Have you tried that yet? Just a suggestion.....

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:41:

Miguel are you trying to be funny or sarcastic? You are not succeding in any of it ! :)

Thank you again,

Z.

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theflatline says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:44:

Zoltar= Uwe Boll? What are some of your titles?

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callejero says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:46:

OK - the Nigeria thing is damn funny - BUT we should be sensitive to this guy's plight. And even though it is extraordinarily improbable that any PBH member will send a nickel - he might luck up on a referral to some investor who is interested if it looks like a strong case (although even if you win the case, you still have to collect - which is a whole other deal).

Zoltar took a shot with his post - why not? - nothing ventured nothing gained.

"I'm no f****ing implicator."

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dguittar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:49:

Darn, I deleted the name of that young woman from Nigeria with the 22 million... Wendall13 you may be right. Maybe there should be a separate thread for large "investments".

"This is Zoltar, the classic animatronic fortune teller found in arcades, that stands 6 1/2' tall, and augurs a spoken and printed fortune for you."

Could this really be Zoltar?

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:49:

Callejero = Exactly ! Thank you !
Antihesis MES = Thank you !

This are the kind of comment I HOPED to received, but unfortunately some people dont understad, but it's ok. Karma works in misterious way .....

Zoltar

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:50:

Yes dguittar, it's ME ! How did you know ?? :)

Zoltar

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theflatline says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:50:

Zoltar is Italian! That would explain a lot!

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:51:

Flatline, you wrote "Zoltar is Italian! That would explain a lot!"

Please EXPLAIN since I didnt get it !

Z.

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theflatline says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:54:

Italians are very passionate about everything and very verbose. Which you are. Was not an insult at all.

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:55:

I NEVER implied it was an insult ! I just didnt get it ! :)

See you in Nov./Dic.??

Zoltar

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theflatline says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:56:

Creature from the Abyss was pretty funny.

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 08:57:

Was a BIG it in Japan ! It was in many movie theathers there.

Zoltar

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dguittar says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:02:

Is that where you got your accent, Kiev
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfWSO0eP1Xg

If you really have a legitimate case, I am sure that you can find a lawyer to take your case. ( for a big %) Make sure that it is a US case. Make sure the signed contracts are legal. Do the people who owe you money actually have assets in the US? I was kidding, but the request was very "out there".

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Darloup (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:03:

Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:03:

dguittar, ALL LEGAL, ALL SIGNED, US case, bla bla bla ... just need $$$ !!!

Zoltar

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:05:

Darloup,

Didnt you won the France lottery?? Didnt you said in one post that you have a lot of money and time to spare??

What about helping me out then??

Zoltar

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Darloup (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:09:

Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:10:

I put you in some comics strips, NEVER attacked you and got sad when you left PBH

Z.

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makopp5 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:14:

dguittar says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:18:

"If any of you guys sent me $5 instead of clowning that will help a little bit.
Maybe asking for help was my mistake !"

New York international division - Attorney John Vassallo will surely examine this case, but you can forget the $5 donations. Do you really have a retainer with him?

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:18:

BTW Darloup you said, and I quote : " You're expecting me to help out a complete stranger"

Isnt this called CHARITY ?? Back in the days, I sent lots of $$$ to help "strangers" in need, for children in Africa to victims of flood in New Orleans. BTW I NEVER met them ! but maybe its just me .....

Anyway, thanks for your time, I do NOT want to impose nothing to you or anybody else .... if you can: do, if you cant: dont :)

I will NOT get mad or upset :)

Zoltar

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:20:

I do NOT know any Attorney named John Vassallo, my attorney is in NY but his name is Jeffrey (last name withheld)

Z

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roccatanski says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:30:

Was "Santa Claws" another one of yours?

"A man is defined by his actions, not his memory" ( Kuato-- total recall)

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:33:

no but I know the director ! :)

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:36:

Carnage was one of mine. One of the best rented movies in Hollywood Video and they bought 25 thousand copies for all their stores. The check I got from my distributor was $1000 ! :( Time to sue !!

Zoltar

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roccatanski says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:39:

Out of curiosity do you personally know the director Ruggero Deodato?

"A man is defined by his actions, not his memory" ( Kuato-- total recall)

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:44:

Well, one of the distributor is TROMA (very well known in NY) and the other one is MAXIM MEDIA MARKETING (well known in the dvd business) Let's see !

Roccatanski = No I do NOT personally know Ruggero Deodato !

Z.

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davidslc46 says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:45:

I agree if it is a slam dunk as you imply by asking for help with $150,000 why is the lawyer not picking it up?



David

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:45:

Ask my lawyers ! Maybe recession time as affect them as well ??

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dguittar says on Sep 24, 2009, 09:50:

If that was a doctor, I would definitely get a second opinion! (ie new lawyer)

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tabla says on Sep 24, 2009, 10:01:

You are offering a share in the result? Is this then an investment you are offering? You are in USA? Are you familiar with the US rules for selling investments? Thought not. Suggest you ask your lawyer before posting further.

I also write for the archive.

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 24, 2009, 10:05:

Do you know Roman Polanski? If your movies were such big hits, why are you on PBH pleading for money? Educate me...I dont get it....

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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PBHmonkey says on Sep 24, 2009, 10:05:

tabla, just a suggestion about your post - leaving out "Thought not." would make a huge difference.

Me, I grew up in a zoo slinging crap at people all day long. Yeah, it was fun - but one day I realized, hey, that's just not cool. I'm better than that.

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theflatline says on Sep 24, 2009, 10:10:

Miguel,

They are straight to video things. The kind you see on late night tv and in the bargain bin.

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dguittar says on Sep 24, 2009, 10:17:

I'm sorry, I just looked at your profile and realized you are not from US. In the US there are a lot of lawyers (I'll save the jokes for later) who might help with your case without any money up front. No they are not free. IF they think your case is winnable, that is , money or assets can be collected, they might help you for 30-40%. Try to prosecute - sue in a jurisdiction that the company is located in and has assets in.. IF NONE of these lawyers will take your case I would have serious reservations about hiring any lawyer cash up front.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying? His lips are moving.

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xkss2002 says on Sep 24, 2009, 11:01:

Why don't you just make up some comics about these evil-doing distributors? Wouldn't boring them to death be suficient enough punishment?

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 24, 2009, 11:21:

No but SERIOUSLY Zoltar, try posting this topic on puracolombia.ning.com/ they might be more compassionate, able and willing to help you over there!

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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njc (Dev team) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 24, 2009, 11:37:

makopp5 (☼Travelguide writer) says on Sep 24, 2009, 12:32:

tasco66 says on Sep 24, 2009, 12:36:

Zoltar, why don't you find a lawyer that will split the lawsuit money with you? If you have a good case that should not be too difficult.

The trouble with free elections is, you never know who is going to win (Leonid Brezhnev)

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Sep 24, 2009, 12:41:

Hey hey wait a minute wait a minute,, AFTER you get your $150k from one or more of our foolish members here, THERES NOT going to be talk of a ZOLTAR SUITES 2 is there????

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 12:44:

AHAHAHAH NOOOO !

The suites its doing GREAT ! (thank God ! :)

Z.

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theflatline says on Sep 24, 2009, 14:04:

You should just give Troma a call.

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barrumundi says on Sep 24, 2009, 14:06:

Will you give me Zoltar Suites #1 if I give you $150,000.00????

http://poorbuthappy.com/yourthing/post/uploading-photos-for-dummies/

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 24, 2009, 14:07:

No hard feelings, Zoltar...i will start collecting my recyclables for you.

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theflatline says on Sep 24, 2009, 15:13:

Who you calling a terd? I have seen two of that dagos movies!

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dguittar says on Sep 24, 2009, 15:17:

Troma is a real us film company. This is a list of their distribution films, I think. I might have missed these movies. Are these your films?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Troma_films

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 15:20:

JESUS MES !

You are right ! What happened here on PBH ???

I will call you later Mes ! Thanks again !

Zoltar

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Miguel_Clavo says on Sep 24, 2009, 15:49:

any person who blindly asks for 150K on an internet site such as PBH is a moron. Sorry, MES, but such is life.

RVW orderded me to remove my tagline congratulating the PBH Mods New Golden Boys. Lame.

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teeo9111 says on Sep 24, 2009, 15:56:

My ex girlfriend was in several Troma films and I got to know everybody there quite well. The owner/founder Lloyd Kauffman is a real PIECE OF CHIT, I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire. Zoltar,sorry you had to get mixed up with that dirtbag.

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teeo9111 says on Sep 24, 2009, 16:04:

Zoltar, do you know another "B" movie director by the name of Emannuel Itier?

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PBHmonkey says on Sep 24, 2009, 16:20:

MC, to clarify, are you saying that Zoltar the individual is a moron because of this one post -- or are you really trying to say that you think that posting this was a moronic thing to do? Subtle but important difference.

Me, I grew up in a zoo slinging crap at people all day long. Yeah, it was fun - but one day I realized, hey, that's just not cool. I'm better than that.

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Zoltar says on Sep 24, 2009, 20:57:

Teeo what was your ex gf name?? Maybe I know her !

Zoltar

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davidslc46 says on Sep 25, 2009, 00:25:

Zoltar asks:

JESUS MES !

You are right ! What happened here on PBH ???


You are asking MES?

On second thought,

I guess he would know as well as anyone!

David

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flynn flanagan says on Sep 25, 2009, 09:24:

Have you tried to get "bailout money" ?

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