Zoltar Comic Strips

Zoltar says on Aug 6, 2009, 07:18:

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Zoltar says on Aug 6, 2009, 07:38:

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dwmte7 says on Aug 6, 2009, 07:43:

kinda reminds me of mad mag's spy vs spy................
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patriarch

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Zoltar says on Aug 6, 2009, 09:58:

Thanks!

I hope you will like this one :

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 6, 2009, 10:03:

ZOLTAR HUMOR..

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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Zoltar says on Aug 6, 2009, 10:26:

YES ! I LOVE salad fingers!

Zoltar

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 6, 2009, 10:46:

disabledreverendusaf says on Aug 6, 2009, 10:54:

troppo forte.....

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Zoltar says on Aug 6, 2009, 11:12:

Grazie reverendo !!!

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Zoltar says on Aug 6, 2009, 11:27:

This comic was requested ! Starring : MES, El Sapo e Darloup

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Paisa/Calena/Luver says on Aug 6, 2009, 11:36:

That is some funny shit,, of course the comical fiction part..

"PAY ATTENTION! I wonder if that person knows that when we push the FUNNY button, its because we are reading something outrageous, trying to be cynical, derogatory, sarcastic and/or obnoxious!"

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Zoltar says on Aug 6, 2009, 11:53:

Part 3 and 4 of the Adventures of Mestema (part 5 coming soon!)

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Desideria (Moderator) (Trustee board) says on Aug 6, 2009, 11:58:

LOL

A fronte praecipitium a tergo lupi

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 6, 2009, 11:59:

Zoltar says on Aug 6, 2009, 12:22:

Part 5 of the Adventures of Mestema !



Elmo (I remake it) says : "Master, why you made a french robot?" (sorry, if you cannot read it well !)

Zoltar

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Aji1 says on Aug 6, 2009, 12:25:

Does have a Spy vs. Spy flavor to it, pretty cool

I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!

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Zoltar says on Aug 6, 2009, 12:27:

The Adventures of Mestema (part 1 to 5) cast :

Zoltar as Mestema
General Disaster as Simon
Darloup as The Weenemator
Desi as herself
Kat as herself
Elmo as himself

Thanks to everybody that has a sense of humor !!

Zoltar

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 6, 2009, 12:33:

Cheers Terry says on Aug 6, 2009, 12:52:

Great stuff, Zoltar. Thanks for the chuckles.

Cheers,
Terry

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Zoltar says on Aug 6, 2009, 17:53:

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Zoltar says on Aug 6, 2009, 18:48:

Sock puppet : I finally found you !





For some weird reasons, you cannot see what I say in the second window :
Mestema = TURDley?? I cannot have an assistant with a potty mouth !!

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Zoltar says on Aug 6, 2009, 19:37:

Mestema : It's a DAMN snowman, I cannot make a joke with it !

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barrumundi says on Aug 6, 2009, 20:47:

Zoltar.....you can sell your comic strips to the guy that was starting a new magazine and wanted someone to write an article about PBH! They are very clever....and very funny.

http://poorbuthappy.com/yourthing/post/uploading-photos-for-dummies/

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Zoltar says on Aug 6, 2009, 20:50:

Barrumundi, I dont know this guy ! Do you have his contact?

Thanks in advance,

Zoltar

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barrumundi says on Aug 6, 2009, 21:53:

http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/post/anybody-interested-in-writing-fo...

I think this is it.

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barrumundi says on Aug 6, 2009, 21:55:

http://poorbuthappy.com/colombia/post/is-anybody-here-interested-in-wr...

The guy is PBH handle roflndr.

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 7, 2009, 03:09:

Zoltar says on Aug 7, 2009, 08:19:

Thank you guys ! :)

The funny thing is if I just WROTE this stuff without doing the comics, I will be sent for sure to the fish bowl !!!!!

I am glad Darloup and BIll TURley have sense of humor !!! :)

BTW can we make my comics a sticky ????

Zoltar

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Darloup (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 7, 2009, 16:20:

billyb says on Aug 7, 2009, 17:17:

Jaja, very clever Zolt, and Desi, why not just do us all a favor and hurry up and adopt Pow wow already!!!!!!!!!!

"All I want to know is where I'm going to die, so I never go there" Unkown (at least to me) wise man.

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Zoltar says on Aug 7, 2009, 19:26:

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Zoltar says on Aug 7, 2009, 20:55:

In the second window : " .... I have muscular dystrophy"
BTW this female character is Kurious

Zoltar

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Zoltar says on Aug 7, 2009, 21:31:

Kurious, for everything you wrote (except the Space Ghost thing) my answer is : YES, I did this/wrote this, because it's a COMIC strip ! :)

Zoltar

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disabledreverendusaf says on Aug 7, 2009, 21:36:

Hey max

Make me look like the character that gringoloid suggested over on TC, the character you used makes me look like bill turley........hahahhaha

come vano le cose, spero tutto bene

mes/john

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Zoltar says on Aug 7, 2009, 21:42:

Hey John !

sei tu il reverendo?? ahahahahah NON lo sapevo !!!
Tutto bene, grazie, non so se vado a cambiare il tuo character, ho gia in mente molte "avventure" per te !! :P

Ci vediamo a presto, sto' aspettando di firmare il contratto per la casa e poi ci vediamo con calma !!

Zoltar

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disabledreverendusaf says on Aug 7, 2009, 21:52:

va bene max
yep I am the rev for now until he gets back or they delete the profile
you want to go to SM and meet everyone I have room in the car

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Zoltar says on Aug 7, 2009, 21:56:

MES,

I am waiting to sign the paperwork for the "Zoltar's rooms" place in these days :( I would LOVE to come to SM, but, unfortunately I cannot come ! :( Say HI to everybody for me ! :)

Your friend,

Zoltar

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disabledreverendusaf says on Aug 7, 2009, 21:59:

sorry maybe next time

I will bring you pics

ciao

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Zoltar says on Aug 8, 2009, 16:23:

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 8, 2009, 16:27:

Zoltar says on Aug 8, 2009, 16:45:

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Zoltar says on Aug 8, 2009, 16:57:

BTW this is a comic strip of a friend of mine ! :)

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Zoltar says on Aug 8, 2009, 17:16:

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greg says on Aug 8, 2009, 17:43:

Funny stuff!

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Zoltar says on Aug 8, 2009, 18:33:

Thanks Lipper/Medo :)

If I will put a paypal button that say "donate" I can self publish :)

What do you guys think ??

Zoltar

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disabledreverendusaf says on Aug 8, 2009, 19:24:

hai capito q lipper era medo sei propia bravo............me stai mi fai amazare dele risatte con ste fumic


ciao max


mes/john

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disabledreverendusaf says on Aug 8, 2009, 19:26:

vuoi autarri come moderadore su TC ??

per ora me tocca a me, pero un aiuto e due moderaore non sarebbe male ...eh

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Zoltar says on Aug 8, 2009, 19:49:

Certo che ti aiuto MES ! :) Anzi e' u piacere ! :)

Zoltar

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disabledreverendusaf says on Aug 8, 2009, 20:36:

no greg
I just told zoltar that his comics were f ing hillarious and confirmed what he already knew that medo and lipper were one and the same along with the host of new profiles you have..

BTW if you are the newbie scangirl, knock it off on the post about the missing guy in SM. That kind of stuff is not ha ha funny like your T shirt coup....some of us take a missing person seriously ............


#4 won.................pay the man

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Zoltar says on Aug 8, 2009, 20:39:

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disabledreverendusaf says on Aug 8, 2009, 20:46:

cant wait for lesson # 2

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Zoltar says on Aug 8, 2009, 20:53:

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Man Tequila says on Aug 9, 2009, 05:42:

Jaja

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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barrumundi says on Aug 9, 2009, 17:30:

How is Zoltar going to get out of this mess? Hole in the head....eyeball hanging out.......bleeding prufusely........can't wait for the next edition.....jajajajajajajajaj

Watch out for the vultures!

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Zoltar says on Aug 9, 2009, 17:56:

Barrumundi.. I have no idea !!! Any idea is welcome !! :P (if you have any idea for future strips, let me know !!)

Zoltar

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barrumundi says on Aug 9, 2009, 18:01:

You dug this hole Zoltar jajajajajajaja.

Wait....I have an idea.....maybe super hero Darloup will save you?????? He is a comic strip hero! (or so it appears)

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Zoltar says on Aug 9, 2009, 18:18:

last line of the first window : everything is back to normal ?

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Zoltar says on Aug 9, 2009, 18:28:

Lipper/Medo AHAHAHAHAHah thats funny ! :)
Thanks for the broadcast !!!

Zoltar

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Zoltar says on Aug 9, 2009, 19:02:

I think this is one of my funniest one ! I was laughing LOUD when I was doing it ! :)

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Zoltar says on Aug 10, 2009, 07:49:

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 10, 2009, 07:52:

Zoltar says on Aug 10, 2009, 08:12:

Colombiano Gringo ! Let me explain the G.I. Jose' comic strip : As you know, at every corner there is a colombiano who wants to sell gums or candy. I "mixed" him with G.I Joe, see., he wants to do a good deed but he also needs money to help is family !

Sad you didnt understand it !

Zoltar

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 10, 2009, 08:18:

I understand it just fine. It simply wasn't funny. It's not offensive or anything, just not as funny as your first ones.

However, I forgot that you weren't from the US, so you might not get the Fonzie jumping the shark reference.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumping_the_shark

In any case, your comics have been entertaining. Thanks.

I'm so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

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Zoltar says on Aug 10, 2009, 08:24:

CC,

I lived in US for 12 years. I know very well about "jumping the sharks" but I do not think thats my case.

BTW in the picture with the Fonz, there are NO sharks ! He's riding the wave !

Zoltar

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disabledreverendusaf says on Aug 10, 2009, 08:42:

fighting over comics .now thats funny

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Zoltar says on Aug 10, 2009, 08:45:

The funny part is that I am NOT fighting ! Just explaining where is the humor in the G.I.Jose' comic strip ! ( sad I have to do that ! )

Maybe its NOT humor, maybe its sarcasm but I WAS having "fun" when I was thinking/making it.

Zoltar

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ColombianoGringo (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 10, 2009, 08:53:

Zoltar says on Aug 10, 2009, 09:03:

I think people with sense of humor like it ! :P

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Zoltar says on Aug 10, 2009, 09:04:

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Zoltar says on Aug 10, 2009, 09:06:

I didnt say that you said it was funny !

I said, and I quote myself : " I think people with sense of humor like it ! :P "

Zoltar
Anyway,enjoy the other 2 that I posted above !!

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kat1 (Moderator) (Trustee board) (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 10, 2009, 09:52:

disabledreverendusaf says on Aug 10, 2009, 11:23:

ok these are funny, the other one maybe not so funny...............max. leaving on sunday for SM can you come or not ??

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Zoltar says on Aug 10, 2009, 11:32:

Unfortunately not ! :( THANKS though !! :)

Next time for sure !!

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barrumundi says on Aug 10, 2009, 15:30:

Hello Zoltar,

I have been enjoying your comic strips very much. Thank you for sharing your wonderful talent.

jajajajajajajajajaja

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Zoltar says on Aug 10, 2009, 15:38:

Barrumundi ! Hope you like your character ! As you can see he's a TV newscaster !

Zoltar

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Zoltar says on Aug 10, 2009, 18:26:

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quantum says on Aug 10, 2009, 20:38:

if there is an appreciative audience for this crap I would have to conclude that this site is in serious state of degeneration........movin on down the line...........in search of quality, if it still exists......

quantum

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disabledreverendusaf says on Aug 10, 2009, 21:55:

Bravo max BRAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo

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richardshari says on Aug 11, 2009, 03:39:

Halloween time, jejeje

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Zoltar says on Aug 13, 2009, 00:22:

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Zoltar says on Aug 13, 2009, 08:01:

BTW : It's supposed to say : Aliens! Please don't EAT me ! But I am too lazy to change it on the strip :P

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disabledreverendusaf says on Aug 13, 2009, 09:10:

I just wanted to be comment 101



Max you got Darlooped because you forgot to calculate the Medo factor....................

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Zoltar says on Aug 13, 2009, 10:57:

AAHHAHAHAHA !!! True ..... :)

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Darloup (☼Travelguide writer) says on Aug 13, 2009, 11:18:

Zoltar says on Aug 13, 2009, 11:25:

2 comic strips a day !!! Damn !! I need some ideas !

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Zoltar says on Aug 13, 2009, 16:51:

IN SPANISH !!


Translation : In my whole life I've never heard anybody speaking badly about me.

By the way... I'm deaf.

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Zoltar says on Aug 13, 2009, 17:18:

Dedicated to MES ! (in Spanish!!)



Fernández, how long is James working with us?
- 15 years, boss.

-15 years!! And how is that I didn't fired him yet?!!

-Because he's your nephew, boss
-Hum... yes.

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