you married ones here in locombia

RAAAY says on Mar 6, 2008, 19:15:

mañana ....??...........what's on tomorrow?

.........Its useless to argue with ignorance

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chrispej says on Mar 6, 2008, 19:24:

You mean Saturday, don't you? I've already been warned! :)

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tejasmarcos says on Mar 6, 2008, 19:26:

yeah. it's saturday and "women's day" or something like that. i have already been instructed to buy roses...

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine...

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lpdiver says on Mar 6, 2008, 19:34:

Roses for whom? Spouse only? Secretary? Wife? Mother? What color roses? Man I need details....jejeje.

t

"cook some rice!"

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Gator says on Mar 6, 2008, 19:36:

Dia de los Esposos

"Credidi pretio parvo emere et magno vendere tibi in animo fuisse!" .

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tejasmarcos says on Mar 6, 2008, 19:43:

hmmmm. not sure. we met a guy who has a few secretaries that he was trying to buy gifts for. i'm a little fuzzy on the details.

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine...

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PALEOLITICO says on Mar 6, 2008, 20:16:

Pero chicos que pasa con ustedes por Dios!! : "Dia de los esposos"?? Noooooooo!.
ES NUESTRO DIA!! . EL DIA INTERNACIONAL DE LA MUJER!.
Es el dia en que ustedes los hombres que tanto amamos nos demuestran de manera especial que somos especiales.
No sé en USA pero acá este dia es importante para las mujeres, y esperamos que el papá o el hermano, o el novio, o el hijo o el amigo, o el esposo... alguno! nos diga FELIZ DIA MUJER!!

Enseñame a enseñar.

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PALEOLITICO says on Mar 6, 2008, 20:22:

Me imagino que muchos de ustedes pensaran "pero porqué no hay un dia del hombre???". Cierto! lo deberian de institucionalizar también. Pero cuando me acuerdo de que a lo largo de la historia la mujer siempre estuvo por debajo del hombre, sometida a su voluntad, sin voz ni voto, con minimos derechos; entonces yo pienso que el mundo nos debe la celebración de ese dia. Es justo o no?

Enseñame a enseñar.

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manINred says on Mar 6, 2008, 20:59:

Tenes razon! Ademas, todo el mundo sabe que el hombre no es tan importante como la mujer, ni tan inteligente, etc... ademas, los hombres han hecho mas dano al mundo, las mujeres no tanto, Si no fuera por los hombres, no habria tanta maricada en el mundo (por ejemplo, Chavez, Hitler, etc...)

Por eso hay un dia de mujer, para celebrar algo que vale la pena celebrar :)

La verdad, no creo que sea un dia internacional... pues no lo celebramos en Canada ni Inglaterra. Creo que es un costumbre colombiano celebrar ese dia

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lpdiver says on Mar 6, 2008, 21:19:

Hmmm,

I smell a conspiracy. The flower industry is making up more days to blackmail us into "needing" to buy flowers.

I think I'll just bend her over the sofa and pound away.

jejeje

t

"cook some rice!"

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manINred says on Mar 6, 2008, 21:22:

case in point?

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manINred says on Mar 6, 2008, 21:22:

lol just kidding

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manINred says on Mar 6, 2008, 21:23:

or am I...?

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la campiña says on Mar 6, 2008, 21:24:

tread carefuly

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la campiña says on Mar 6, 2008, 21:24:

ha caleñas scarey

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Mar 6, 2008, 22:09:

The first time we celebrated The International Women's Day in Sweden I got my first personal computer......life has never been the same after that.

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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Robert Jorge says on Mar 6, 2008, 22:14:

la campina - thanks for the "heads up". I had no idea. Not 3 minutes ago, the wife asked me what day it was. I said "Thursday"? But, I knew there was a reason for the question - Now I know. I better get her a bottle of NightTrain wine .... I am romantic like that. Seriously though, I hope the gas station has flowers .... I had no idea tomorrow was another freaking love holiday. I guess that makes three love holidays I have to remember now. In addition to anniversary, birthday, and all the regular Christian and secular holidays.

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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lpdiver says on Mar 7, 2008, 00:02:

RJ Wal-Mart is open twenty-four/seven AND the flowers are from Colombia to boot. You forgort el dia de amistad.

But I got even. I celebrate two birthdays...You see we were eating at a romantic restaurant on the first of November 2001. Buccaneers in Aruba. It was an early celebration of my then future bride to be's birthday. We were both working on her real birthday.

Anyway, I was joking around about that tomorrow was MY birthday and finally convinced her that it was. Well that went on all night and then she was sad that she had no present for me the next day.

I then told her it was una broma. Well she didn't believe me so I produced my drivers license and there in bold letters was my birthdate...02/11/19XX. Then she was sure it was the next day. You see in South America 02/11/19XX would be the second of November Not the eleventh of February.

If my wife asks me if I know what day it is I run her into the den and bend her over the arm of the sofa and hammer away. :)

t

"cook some rice!"

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Robert Jorge says on Mar 7, 2008, 00:33:

And just to boot, our anniversary is in 2 days. I didn't forget that Amor y Amistad day either - but that is in September. I have to remember March 7th, March 9th (anniversary), Feb 11th, and that Amor day in September. Plus, Christmas, Easter, etc. Crap - what did I get myself into when I got married?

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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lpdiver says on Mar 7, 2008, 00:38:

FEB 11 my birthday. I tell you just bend her over the arm of the sofa and hike up her skirt or slide down her pants and hammer away.

The other day she called me from the den...Papi what day is today? I came bolting around the corner from the bedroom and she was giggling and had already assumed "the position"!!!

:):0:)

t

"cook some rice!"

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mranderson says on Mar 7, 2008, 07:09:

I was warned a few days ago but she didn't tell me any specifics of what I need to do. She also left me a voice mail this morning after I left for work to make sure I tell all the women at work happy womens day.

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tejasmarcos says on Mar 7, 2008, 07:10:

mr a - so is it today or tomorrow?

go with roses. you can't go wrong with roses...

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine...

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mranderson says on Mar 7, 2008, 07:12:

It's tomorrow....Saturday. I'm going to take her to a restuarant tomorrow night. I saw a place on Junin blvd that looked romantic. I'll also buy a couple roses to stick in the bouque of flowers that I already have in the living room.

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tejasmarcos says on Mar 7, 2008, 07:17:

oh chit! if she starts talkin, the rest of us are screwed!

where's my damn wallet?

trying to walk a straight line on sour mash and cheap wine...

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Chelesupercono says on Mar 7, 2008, 08:31:

Just give a little carrot and a lot of stick......and you have the perfect women......lol

never go to bed with someone crazier then you are, you will do it and you will regret it.......

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kat1 (Moderator) says on Mar 7, 2008, 09:10:

Awwww my brother just sent me a card for the dia de la mujer
it says:

mujeres por que son importante en la vida feliz dia

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lampltr says on Mar 7, 2008, 13:03:

La campiña, much appreciate the (heads up), reminder for me especially, did not have a clue and I have been married now going on 4 years. Seeing your post, I can surprise her without any reminder jaja.
TM, you are a trip bro....you had me busting a gut!

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la campiña says on Mar 16, 2008, 00:11:

thanks lampltr good to know I'm not a waste of space, ha,, soon easter eggs.

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