yo no tengo marido

billyb says on May 1, 2007, 18:28:

Nice job, Mikey....;) ..

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Robert Jorge says on May 1, 2007, 18:50:

That's my cousin! lol Nice post UC.

BEWARE of gold diggers.

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Lisa Zee says on May 1, 2007, 20:39:

Busted! Chica si no hablas Ingles, escribe en Espanol ya te lo dije. y manda fotos de tu pueblo.
Como sabes palabras tan grandes como "strives" I don`t even use that word!
Conoces esta cancion de Vicente Fernandes....VOLVER, VOLVER, VOLVER. I guess Miguel Clavo was right! jajajajaja

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adrimm says on May 1, 2007, 21:04:

Ok, so who wants to get Peter to ban the new troll - or at least check the IP?

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coffee beaner says on May 1, 2007, 21:15:

Told you so... Amazon, Breast Implants... didn't seem to match and I was right!

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utopiacowboy says on May 1, 2007, 21:32:

A search should be done. Definitely. Full body search.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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rocinante says on May 1, 2007, 21:45:

The author of these posts speaks English and little Spanish. Which is 90% of the posters here. The mistakes made in the language are not normal for a Spanish learner of the english language. The poster does not want to break into Spanish because a.) they will be spotted as a non native speaker or b.) they wish to keep unity in the persona they created. These photos are hosted by tiny pic and are not "hijacked" from a dating website as they are too big and the photo here is not dating site material, nor is the one with a friend. The photographer of these photos is most likely the poster (this girl did not photograph herself), has the photos digitally and maybe took them in Colombia.

Most brand new newbie posters on this forum reply to an existing thread as it is easier to do that than it is to post a brand new topic - AND the 3 posts are scattered in both "Home" and "TalkZone", so the poster has previous experience here. Also posting a photo is not all that easy.
1.)morph, 2.)utc, longshot is elmo
There are 3 active posters here who would normally be all over these posts - even if jokingly - but especially in a crude way. However, of those 3 only one responded, timidly. The other 2 have not posted much in a few days. So they may be less suspect, but are on my list nonetheless.

The chance of it being one of the trolls like Colombian Mike is low, in my opinion, as no one person or "thing" was directly bashed - which usually happens early on with a troll. The author is not looking for a fight (like a troll) but looking for fun.

My longest shot ("opinion") of all is that the town of Arica is probably not exactly overflowing with chicas with boob jobs, surfing the web and paying the internet cafe more than once a day. So the biggest conflict in my head is why the poster chose this town as opposed to say, Cucutá or Pasto.

I also considered a chick from another website wanting to stir it up a bit but they can't be bothered and they speak spanish and know how to fake broken english.Reina, Biche, pers?

Also notice that this third post finally has a title in Spanish and is more directed for responses - "I don't have a husband". This could have easily been translated by the "girl". Why suddenly switch to a spot of Spanish?

Maybe because the poster probably did not get enough "excitement" in the other two posts?bottom line it's morph

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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rocinante says on May 1, 2007, 21:56:

not bad I just read this "i send photographs me and wishes photgraphs other peoples for to better know.". The poster's poor attempt at broken english is putrid and he is obviously dying for reposnses and for someone to post their photo and make a fool of themselves by responding - like I just did - twice.

"World economic indicators point to a democrat winning 2008. It will surely be Obama. Peso 1400 by November" Feb 5, 2008

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goin_south says on May 1, 2007, 22:04:

This is the only time Mikey has opened up the personal message function, on any of his 100 names.
(Man, I can't keep up with that!)
but, he's finally catchin on.

his attempted bad english is as bad as his broken spanish.
a REAL _______ GRINGOLATINO.

Where do we go from here?

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David in Idaho says on May 1, 2007, 22:07:

Brilliant analysis Rocinante Do you read a lot of detective stories, by any chance? That was impressive.

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utopiacowboy says on May 1, 2007, 22:11:

Speaking for myself (whoever that is), I certainly have no desire to embarass and humiliate you, Rocinante. You're one of the few posters with reasonably accurate opinions. Of course that may be because I agree with you most of the time.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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goin_south says on May 1, 2007, 22:17:

did you mean: 'speaking for all of us, we'd like to get all ten hands on that babe'?

Where do we go from here?

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andresmo169 says on May 1, 2007, 22:22:

Sin tetas.... Sin tetas, no hay GREEN CARD!

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scotty says on May 1, 2007, 22:25:

help on the way dont worry Monica help is on the way, our representative Mr. J911 himself is on the way.

Get Rhythm, when you got the blues. Johnny Cash

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Man Tequila says on May 1, 2007, 23:34:

Man, these chicas learn fast, eh?

Aunque no me creas/ si me lo propongo/ lograre olvidarte/ porque a fin de cuentas/ no soy tan cobarde./ Y termino todo una de estas tardes/ no sera dificil buscar algún sitio donde refugiarme/ donde nunca mas vuelvas a encontrarme. (Polo Montañez)

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