X-mas in Cali

viewpoint says on Dec 7, 2004, 07:08:

CALIPRO I for one can't believe that a twenty some year old Colombian woman is going to be interested in a forty year old gringo !!!!

My experience is that the women prefer an older more mature and caring man. Forty year old men are too young, inmature and irresponsible !!!! I'm sorry but that's what the Colombian women have told me ......jajajajajaja

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elmodefoque says on Dec 7, 2004, 07:37:

Calipro and the rest of the guys, here’s a real good friend of mine. She’s a very special girl, very beautiful and very single. She’s from Cartagena but has that very Spanish look that I like. I called her “DIOSA” , I’ll post more but first I have to wait for her approval. Why is this girl special?
I met her when I went with a friend to the Cartagena electric company, she was working there and with out knowing anything about me was very friendly and accepted to have lunch with me, the rest is history. As I been saying for weeks. Most Colombian women reject my Indian ass but not this lovely beautiful white Colombian girl. She saw me as another Colombian and did not overlook me to seek foreign guys. I love to see her with a guy that will treat her like the goddess that she is.
If my wife sees this she will kill me, she will not understand that she now just a friend. She is not the type that will sell herself to the first gringo she sees, if not she would had been married and in the usa by now, in other words, though she’s lower strata, she’s not a green card shark, she’s very proud and prefer other costeños but is open to a guy that will appreciate not only her beauty but big heart.
Check out my gallery!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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mad_lion says on Dec 7, 2004, 08:42:

Take the blue pill - not the red one Calipro I am in my 20's, and I also say a 20 yeard old woman could not fall for an "old geezer" like you as you put it. Sure, date you for being a Gringo - of course! That's another story. Don't you think for a second that as a latin male in your late 40's, you will be having the same results with these ladies. Even less results with me standing next to you in Cali - bet your next paycheck on that one.


I have IGNORED better looking girls than the ones you posted...and I do NOT have to take pictures of them, and behind their backs post them on the web to make me feel better among my old geezer friends. To me, it looks like the one with the beat-up camaro is YOU. Or if I were to make a good comparison, you're just a butter knife; I'm a machete.

I heard about you already Calipro. I got word from another forum memeber here (shall remain nameless) that you harrass women at marriage agencies to take pictures with you to the point where they are calling you names in spanish. You sure do have a reputation old man. I told you that Colombia is a small place, and everyone knows each other...and trust me, I will run into someone that knows the girl you posted sooner or later - if I have not done so already!

I said it before and I will say it again..I feel you confuse this forum for single "old" gringo male and foreign sex adventures. As a result, you offend many female posters here...but clearly you think your a hot-looking Brad Pitt, and that is why these women want you soo bad...well keep on..after all you are paying to live out a fantasy in Colombia 'cuz that's what it is - a fantasy.

There you have it. I just gave you a dose of the "blue pill" - Welcome...........to the real world. I will gladly give you a clear picture of it everytime you post and get you out of that rabbit hole.

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Hunter says on Dec 7, 2004, 12:44:

Calipro & elmodefoque Thanks for the pics.

Hunter

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Hunter says on Dec 7, 2004, 12:50:

mad_lion Are you Colombian?

Do you live in Colombia?

Have you been to Colombia?

Sorry I lose track of all the lions and wilcats, so you have probably said before.

Hunter

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mad_lion says on Dec 7, 2004, 13:04:

answers... No

No

Yes.

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caslug says on Dec 7, 2004, 13:42:

Mad.. why all the negativity, you're living up to your namesake(mad), who cares IF YOU have more "game" THAN CP, he never said that he's biggest stud in CALI, sound like you're trying for that title. He merely stated that age issue is NOT a problem for older guys who WANT to date young, hot chicas. It's not like EVERY SINGLE OLD GRINGO is looking for the SAME type that CP does.

Beside if CP has a "bad" reputation or not, it's his life. If he's happy and the girls are happy w/ him, what is it to us? Now, I'm sure if you stood next to CP and 10 girls walk by, you would be their first choice. But after you hook up with the one, what about the other nine? maybe one of them will hook up w CP, or are you greedy and want the NINE to wait for you?

BTW, the biggest Gringo stud I saw so far in COL, was in BOG, a very cool guy, no attitude at all. I saw a hot looking call-girl pick him up and he DIDNT PAY! She did this on two occasions, plus he had a girlfriend who is a model in Cali(she was real hot). When we hanged out together and had a blast, he never flaunted that he was better at picking up girls than I was(i am 10 yr older than him).

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Hunter says on Dec 7, 2004, 15:19:

mad_lion He has posted photos here before, the same people decide to log onto to his photo gallery and complain again, fair enough first time, but why do they keep logging on, if you don't like something, don't bother to look, but if you do after you already know what you are going to find, I tend to ignore their whinging as I have done in the past.

If you are going to quote other members who are passing on true or untrue(?)information about CP, you should say who it is, because as far as I am concerned if they haven't got the balls or otherwise to do it under their own handle, but to try and use somebody else to do it, they should be ignored on this board.

As to CP saying that he was some sort of stud, I have not seen that posted once, but we have a certain person who wants to stand next to him in the street with his shirt open all the time and say how easy that he can pick the girls up compared with CP.

Hunter

PS I don't know Calipro.

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calipro says on Dec 7, 2004, 15:27:

mad lion Who needs the blue pill if you are surrounded by beautiuful women?

And what's the red one for?

"I heard about you already Calipro. I got word from another forum memeber here (shall remain nameless) that you harrass women at marriage agencies to take pictures with you to the point where they are calling you names in spanish. You sure do have a reputation old man. I told you that Colombia is a small place, and everyone knows each other...and trust me, I will run into someone that knows the girl you posted sooner or later - if I have not done so already!"

Mad lion,

I really do think that your concern for the feelings of the women that read this board is an admirable quality. Really I do. But I also think they can handle it. They can tell themselves a mullion times what you just posted, believe it and sleep quite well at night; I imagine.

But your threat to spread rumors and lies about me is anything but admirable. I guess after reading your post that you have absolutely no problem with spreading lies about me. Maybe someone did say that I harass women. But were you really dumb enough to believe it? I have had worst lies told about me and better spokesmen that you spreading them. I have actually had web sites made about me accussing me of human trafficking for labor and sex.(Why don't you think I post pictures of myself) There is no way in hell your threats and insults are going to shut me up.

I'm not particularly offended by the fact that you appearently don't find the women in my photos attractive. I certainly didn't post them because I thought that they were the most attractive women that I have every gone out with in Cali but because two of them you'll never find and the other two would never listen to anything negative that you might say about me. They are women whose company I enjoy and who have no problem dating a guy twenty years older than they are.

I have said it before, I'm no Bratt Pitt look a like so I don't have much to lose in that department. So any time you are in Cali and would like to have a beer let me know. I would certainly have more respect for you if you insulted me to my face than having to deal with your lies and smear campange over the internet. Or if you prefer stay in touch with your feminen side and continue with your whining.

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greenday says on Dec 7, 2004, 15:36:

calipro Hey Calipro.....I just sent you a private message.

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viewpoint says on Dec 7, 2004, 15:40:

Mad Lion I would agree with Hunter and Caslug in their posts regarding Calipro. I have no personal knowledge of him but his posts are not out of line. If anyone has been pressing a case that he's "gods gift to women" (young & old) I think it's been someone else.

Maybe you should take a look in the mirror as they may be closer than you think. jajajajja

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calipro says on Dec 7, 2004, 17:02:

mad_lion, I mean Batman... Take a look in my personal album. I think I have your number.

Wow! you have a lot of room to talk. I am pretty sure I still have some photos that I down loaded of your bat cave. JaJaJa!!!

Anyway you have quite a reputation yourself. I'm sure everybody in Cali will believe everything you say. HeHeHe!!!

I have to hand it to you, I believe that is the first time in my life I have ever had the pleasure of being threaten by a metro-sexual. JaJaJa!! Even over the internet. Hope to see you in Cali soooon!!

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BxUnika says on Dec 7, 2004, 17:54:

You Are Right On "I have IGNORED better looking girls than the ones you posted...and I do NOT have to take pictures of them, and behind their backs post them on the web to make me feel better among my old geezer friends. To me, it looks like the one with the beat-up camaro is YOU. Or if I were to make a good comparison, you're just a butter knife; I'm a machete"

And there you have it...

He never fails to amaze me. He has sunk to an all time low. What is he trying to prove? I say that he should go for the mother and the grandma in the pictures instead of the girl- at least they are his own age.

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Lauthra says on Dec 7, 2004, 18:53:

Blurring... Calipro, I suggest you blur out your forehead, that is definatelly a defining feature, more than your eyes I'd say, cos I could spot you easily while in Cali, GOD FORBID!

Nato
www.theburrow.co.uk

Nato (='.'=)

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calipro says on Dec 7, 2004, 19:43:

BX,

The guy that wrote this:

"I have IGNORED better looking girls than the ones you posted...and I do NOT have to take pictures of them, and behind their backs post them on the web to make me feel better among my old geezer friends. To me, it looks like the one with the beat-up camaro is YOU. Or if I were to make a good comparison, you're just a butter knife; I'm a machete"

Is know on other forums as Batman. He has posted nude and topless pictures of caleñas on the web. And I wouldn't put it past him to go for the mothers of anyone of my girlfriends. HeHeHe !!!

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calipro says on Dec 7, 2004, 19:46:

Lauthra I'm not trying to hide my identity. I just don't want anybody using my photo on a fake website and making false claims.

You can see the lies have already started.

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Lionheart says on Dec 7, 2004, 19:49:

well I won't share those I have noticed that even in online conversations Colombianas enjoy showing themselves.

ok, I am not complaining ... but I would never ever make them public.

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calipro says on Dec 7, 2004, 23:03:

Lauthra
"Calipro, I suggest you blur out your forehead, that is definatelly a defining feature, more than your eyes I'd say, cos I could spot you easily while in Cali, GOD FORBID!"

You know Lauthra, I think will both be in Cali at the same time. I was thinking maybe we could do lunch. I don't know why you have to be so dramatic with the "GOD FORBID!" stuff but if you aren't rude to my girlfriend then you are more than welcome to join us.

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Lauthra says on Dec 8, 2004, 07:07:

Thanx but no Thanx I'm sure Barry and I will recognise your forehead in Chipichape, but we're just not interested. Nothing wrong with that.

Nato
www.theburrow.co.uk

Nato (='.'=)

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elmodefoque says on Dec 8, 2004, 07:25:

hey caprio, you old geezar, i' m not as dumn as i look. i was also able to place some of my photos on picturetrail.com. thanks a lot for making me aware of that site.
i'm another old geezar, 20 years older than my cachaca wife. hey maybe we should start a club. let's think of a cool name. young broads, old modefoques. how about, almost six feet under but happy, or old and happy.......... i'm too damn busy at work right now, and can't really think of anything. let's see more pics of those third world babes.

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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elmodefoque says on Dec 8, 2004, 07:52:

old geezards gone wild, in colombia.

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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mad_lion says on Dec 8, 2004, 08:23:

calipro Batman????? huh?

NO, I don't want to break any rules of this board, as it is clear that I am not to verbally attack anyone personally here...so, you say you want to meet for some "beer"? Sure thing buddy - name the place. You will quickly see I am a man of few words.


WRT the statement I heard about you. Well it's simple. I am more open to believe a PBH'r who has been a member here a lot more than you and I have, and who has consistently made posts that relate to this forums' audience more than I would believe you- who has been a member here for 11 weeks, and the time you decide to post your only pictures, you show your sexual victories in Colombia and BLUR out your face to hide your identity at that!! Like someone already said - if it smells like a jerk and acts like a jerk, it must be...(nah I'll be nice). (sorry, slightly modified a bit)

So - you are saying I should believe you, because you have credibility then right?

By The way Calimoron..if I were this "batman" you say from whatever forum you crawled out of...and I did all of the things as posting nude pics - which sounds like something you do...would I not be the FIRST one to clap and give you a standing ovation, and encourage you to post more?

Secondly, I have been a member here for more than 2 months - please ask ANYONE here if I have ever even so much as insinuated I have pics of women to show them...AND I JUST GOT BACK FROM COLOMBIA 3 WEEKS AGO!

Certainly, I would be right next to elmo telling you how great they are and encourage you to post more, and invite you to see my collection of nude pics you say I have..I would certainly not be debating them or against you posting those pics...

Look at my image gallery you jackass - I have posted pictures of Colombia scenery ever since I have been a member on PBH, and those are the only opictures I have shown anybody here - you're more of a jerk than I originally thought.

Calimoron, your entire case is nothing but smoke and holds about as much value as you do without Viagra old man.

No, I do not know you - and if ever did, you would have ton of respect for me...cuz I sure would show you how I really feel now - and I woudl not be rude to your girlfirend if that is what your worried about - oh no, you will clearly see it her eyes how she wishes she were with me, instead of reject like you.

Maybe I will take this all back later - after all you must be a very lonely man back home. I bet not many friends have you on their x-mas lists this year - that is if you have any friends.

Almost forgot, The red pill...you will see that one when we have some beer.

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elmodefoque says on Dec 8, 2004, 08:48:

come on guys, can we all get alone please!
hey caprio i posted some of my girls in picturetrail.com
member name: barranquilla

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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caslug says on Dec 8, 2004, 10:55:

ML, your starting to lose us here.. If you want give rebuttal to his opinions that's fine. But calling CP a "Moron", w/ no friends, lonely guy, etc., sound like a high school brawl is about to take here or something. AND why do you let CP push your button, you don't even know or care for the guy?

Most fellow gringos and foreigners i've meet in me travels to COL are quite friendly and helpful individuals. All of them have different backgrounds or opinions, some like to partied up other are more laid back, but none of them care one wit what i do or judge me or anyone else. Part of being a good traveller i think, is to be open and flexible about everything.

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Desideria (Moderator) says on Dec 8, 2004, 11:00:

it's the echos of the dog pound from the Caligringo (r.i.p.) that you're hearing caslug. Boring.
Cheers,
Desi

"When shall we three meet again? In thunder, lightning, or in rain?"(First Witch in Macbeth)

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calipro says on Dec 8, 2004, 16:40:

mad_lion...Batman?? "WRT the statement I heard about you. Well it's simple. I am more open to believe a PBH'r who has been a member here a lot more than you and I have, and who has consistently made posts that relate to this forums' audience more than I would believe you- who has been a member here for 11 weeks, and the time you decide to post your only pictures, you show your sexual victories in Colombia and BLUR out your face to hide your identity at that!! Like someone already said - if it smells like a jerk and acts like a jerk, it must be...(nah I'll be nice). (sorry, slightly modified a bit)"

It seems you are really upset. Sorry you are so offended by my posts and pictures really. It could be the same board member that told me you were batman that told you I harass women however he does have some credibility and he does travel all over colombia. But, it could be He's reading this right now and laughing. As am I a little bit. I think you are the one that needs to take a pill. You need to calm down a bit.

"No, I do not know you - and if ever did, you would have ton of respect for me...cuz I sure would show you how I really feel now - and I woudl not be rude to your girlfirend if that is what your worried about - oh no, you will clearly see it her eyes how she wishes she were with me, instead of reject like you."

Just let me tell you what I get from the above statement. You are telling me that you can kick my ass and steal my girl. JaJaJa!!
I can tell you that my 42 years of experiance lead me to believe otherwise after reading your whining and screaching posts. It is just to easy to insult others and make all kinds of wild accusations on the internet. It kind of reminds me of the guy that flipped me off while driving away. What's the point?

Anyway I'll be in Cali Dec. 15th thru the 26th and I'll be back before the middle of March. My cel. number in Cali is 310-372-1343. Just give me a call and we can have a beer at Reggie and Pop or maybe Blues Brothers. You can feel free to express just how angry and upset you are with me or be your warm gentlemanly self. It doesn't matter to me one way or the other. You will get a hundred times more respect from me for just showing up because leveling accusations and insults on the internet well it's just like that guy driving away as he was flipping me off. It doesn't mean anything to me.


Well by popular demand and with out further adue I present my next photo album. I went to San Andres not to long ago. It's a nice little island owned by Colombia. There are plenty of nice beaches and things to do. I took a lot of pictures but there is one problem with them. Everytime I tried to take a decent picture of the scenery there was this girl standing in the way. Well I did manage to get a couple of pictures without her in them but it was tuff. She was always following me around and getting in my way. I met her on the plane going to San Andres and I took a picture of her face because I knew she was going to be a problem right from the start.

Oh! I almost forgot to mention it. One of the photos has my face still in it since there are so many of you that can't wait to see just what the devil himself looks like. I'm always taken back by the angry remarks and resentment I get from some people.

Anyway here goes: www.picturetrail.com ; member: calipro, Album: San Andres, password: pleaseshowme

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 8, 2004, 16:44:

You're right, Calipro when you say, "After all most are married or in some kind of a commited relationship right here at home and probably like to think they did pretty well for themselves." I am married to the hottest chick in the universe!

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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calipro says on Dec 8, 2004, 16:52:

utopiacowboy There is no doubt in my mind that you did very well for yourself and are a very happy man.

It's the people that look at my photos and go nuts that are the ones you have to wonder about.

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 8, 2004, 17:00:

I just had to tease you, dude! In spite of the flack you get, I don't think you're a bad guy at all.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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elmodefoque says on Dec 8, 2004, 17:06:

man, i was hoping that you (calipro) would be an old, ugly gringo sonamanbiche, you're not!! now i'm more mad than mad lion. you lucky bastard. let me smell your fingers at least.

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 8, 2004, 17:32:

OK, Elmo, and any one else who wants to respond (although I doubt anyone will). Do you ever smell a woman's panties after she's worn them? I always do this with my wife's panties and she thinks I'm a lunatic.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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elmodefoque says on Dec 8, 2004, 17:46:

hey utopia, not only do i smell them, i wear them on my head too!

ASK NOT WHAT THE PUSSY CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THAT PUSSY!!!!!!!!!! CAT LOVER

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caslug says on Dec 8, 2004, 17:49:

Nice pics CP.. I always to see want San Andres Island is like. How much is airfare & decent hotel?

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calipro says on Dec 8, 2004, 20:14:

caslug I can't remember how much I paid but I don't think it would be represenative of what you might pay. I was sitting at Reggie and Pop in Chipichape having a beer with the girl in the photos and just asked the girl if she wanted to go to San Andres with me. She said sure and we walked right across the street from the mall to a travel agency and bougth the tickets. I didn't shop around. We were only going to stay 2 days and nights but it turned into almost four because aero republica cancelled our departing flight THREE TIMES!! I couldn't believe it. I almost missed my flight back to the states.

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Skippy says on Dec 10, 2004, 12:12:

I think I'm stupid.... I can't see the pictures. It says I need the password to view. Can someone give me a walk through to see these photos?????

Thanks.
Me Candian......Eh.....Beer.

Yup

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Lionheart says on Dec 10, 2004, 14:56:

calipro Did you change the password for the San Andres pics?

pleaseshowme is not accepted.

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calipro says on Dec 10, 2004, 17:12:

lionheart The albums are shut down until I get back from
Cali. If I leave them up I have to monitor the
forum and I don't have time right now. In fact
I have to go buy some Vonage modems to smuggle
into the country right now.

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caslug says on Dec 10, 2004, 17:31:

CP.. Take more pics.. I'm heading back to CALI myself, but not till after the new year.

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Skippy says on Dec 11, 2004, 06:04:

James Bond I missed my chance to comment during Mad Lion's rant. Here's my take on things.

Bond man. Can anyone picture some twenty - five year old little punk as James Bond? I think not. Bond has to be at least 42 years old. He must have the experience and confidence to do his job. Women are attracted to this. Age and experience is what it is all about. Some people say a guy who is 42 is an old geezer. I wonder would they say the same thing to Pierce Bronson, Sean Connery, Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, or Sting?

In fact when Pierce Bronson was 36 yrs old he was turned down for Bond because he was too young and did not have the right amount of sex appeal. Take a look at Goldfinger, Dr. No or any of the Connery flicks as James Bond. That is class and experience my friends that you can only get when reach your forties. I am looking forward to reaching my Bond years.

That ends my 007 rant.
Thank you.

Yup

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 11, 2004, 11:39:

God, Shane, that was hilarious. I know you were serious and you may even have a point, but man, that was funny. Your Bond years!

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caslug says on Dec 11, 2004, 11:52:

Great comment Shane.. Never thought of the age thing that way (bond years), makes me want get to my bond years earlier. You also left out that Bond does live a dangerous lifestyle, he's pretty macho, and sexist, which for some women those qualities are very appealing. To bad you weren't around w/ the earlier rants from CP other post, i like to see what some the "objectors" would said to your witty response.

Shane, if the guys can look forward to being "bonded" what about the ladies? What fictional character do you think they can aspire to? Kathy Ireland? Supermodel turn 41 and change to highly successfuly businesswomen, her company does over 1 billion USD annually in revenue. Or so they try the Cindy Crawford route, aging supermodel married rich guy.

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utopiacowboy says on Dec 11, 2004, 12:01:

I like the Victoria Principal suggestion. Damm, she is still hot.

Disclaimer: any comment I make is inane and is not to be taken seriously, and is so patently ridiculous that no one should take it seriously, even as an insult.

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Skippy says on Dec 12, 2004, 07:53:

Bond man. I am in training riight now. I have exactly 7 years to go until I reach my Bond years.

I have been studying Die Another Day when Bond is in Cuba. I love the part when he orders a Moljito and then proceeds to pick up Halle Berry. Classic. I plan on recreating this when I go to Cartegena. I hope to give it a shot next year.

Yup

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bellas says on Jan 16, 2005, 11:03:

password Bellas

New here and wont to experience what all the talk is about..
Calipro in action.. Looking for the password?

Bellas

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